The Beast Unleashed Monster Energy Seltzer Review!

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A seltzer from Monster Energy that doesn't have any caffeine. Okay...
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@emmyali920 11 месяцев назад

Oh no.... he's totally UNHINGED. We've ruined him with the Malort. Shame on us!!!

@KevinZ.000 11 месяцев назад

NOT!!!👈

@MAGS-ik5uj 11 месяцев назад

@@KevinZ.000 this was good lol

@innocentoctave 11 месяцев назад

This is a gateway drink into the world of alcohol for all those kids whose palates have been permanently skewed by energy drinks.

@Acidlib 11 месяцев назад

I’d say I wish I would’ve had this growing up, but I’m pretty sure that acquiring a taste for so many awful chemically bitter-sickly sweet energy drinks in my early teens gave me all the priming I needed to acquire a taste for alcohol in my mid-late teens

@Bombskwad92 11 месяцев назад

@@Acidlibyou probably did try it lmao it was called 4Loko. It was just an energy drink with alcohol. But the government said nah can't do that anymore.

@Duskoi 11 месяцев назад

@@Bombskwad92hence why these have no caffeine. I tried one of these out of curiosity and it basically tastes like a diet monster. I tried it once and I will never do it again cuz it was pretty gross. I recommend the Super Smoofie by The Brewing Projekt. 9% and it has a smooth pineapple taste (it's soooooo goooooood.... then u have 3 and forgot u were drinking alcohol)

@Alltimefox 10 месяцев назад

@@Bombskwad92we still have that in California lol that drink will mess you up if you drink 2 cans in a day

@Bigheadedwon 10 месяцев назад

@@Bombskwad92 The OG 4Loko's tasted nothing like an energy drink, the caffeine was the only similarity. That shit had a strong alcohol taste and a pretty deep liquor burn for something sub 13% abv. If 4Loko was a gateway to anything it would have been MD20/20 lol. Now that I think about it 4Loko's basically a carbonated version of MD.

@gjcij2203 11 месяцев назад

As someone who was blasting Papa Roach with 2 15" subwoofers in the back of a Mustang in the early 00's....I take this personally!

@toam115 11 месяцев назад

I wouldn’t call Monster Beast a seltzer… it’s more of a soda. Tastes just like their energy drinks.

@Edg3Stax 11 месяцев назад

Agreed. Dangerously easy to drink.

@maartenherrmann 11 месяцев назад

So basically like Strong Zero or Kodawari in Japan? Sounds tasty

@s.teamspark3858 11 месяцев назад

yea if you like monster youll like this. it is absolutely not a hard seltzer and doesnt even say that on the can anywhere.

@dakotareid1566 11 месяцев назад

@@s.teamspark3858it’s called hard seltzer because of the alcohol, like mikes hard lemonade

@s.teamspark3858 11 месяцев назад

@@dakotareid1566 i know why its called "hard", im not a fucking idiot. but it isn't a seltzer. It's basically alcoholic soda, like the alcoholic orange soda and shit that was popular a few years back. It tastes and feels almost exactly like monster energy but with alcohol. seltzers are mostly water and much lighter in flavor.

@donnymcgahan1158 11 месяцев назад

I'm having myself a natural ice and watching this because life isn't so easy right now

@thepatriarchy819 11 месяцев назад

Yeah natty ices, you're down bad donny.

@d1ssolv3r 7 месяцев назад

At least go for the natty daddy or steel reserve, or the $5 pint of bacardi if you're really down bad

@skeetsmcgrew3282 11 месяцев назад

I heard an emo cover of 'Last Resort' on the radio the other day and almost wrecked my car laughing

@Jukaze 11 месяцев назад

this literally was a random recommend for me and I thank god it was, I love this review of such a trash drink. Time to browse the catalog.

@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 11 месяцев назад

Welcome and enjoy your stay, you're here forever. Remember your #prayersforDean.

@jordanhawk9949 11 месяцев назад

You're in for a treat...be sure to check out the Everclear review

@thepatriarchy819 11 месяцев назад

These are not that bad.

@Spamsmoothie1701 11 месяцев назад

I love these things. Then again, I'm a huge fan of Monster Energy drinks. These taste pretty much the same as Monsters.

@KyleClarington 11 месяцев назад

Sir, you do what you do extremely well. I love the videos. Keep up thee great and entertaining work!

@diddit_dunnit 11 месяцев назад

PV3’s indomitable human spirit against the cruel indifference of the brewing universe comes in clutch again 💪💪

@davidp2888 11 месяцев назад

You Sir, are a god.

@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 11 месяцев назад

Unemployed Wine Guy is the The Office of alcohol review channels

@Adamz678 4 месяца назад

This guy is a clown... A clown we actually love and like.

@oldmandeath 11 месяцев назад

you know what would be a good chaser? A Malort 75, which is a French 75 with the gin swapped for Malort.

@KevinZ.000 11 месяцев назад

Oh, that punch line was perfect!!!

@Cyph3rX 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂my homie going off for like 3 and a half minutes before even trying it and I love it

@ThomasInPrint 11 месяцев назад

If it smells like Monster, tastes like Monster, feels like Monster, must be spiked!

@smllboy25 9 месяцев назад

Had all of them recently Absolutely delicious

@DBiggsWoodworking 11 месяцев назад

I prefer my homemade version. Monster Energy (any flavor) with a shot or 2...or 3 of vodka (could be flavored as well).

@martinramos1987 11 месяцев назад

This guy had me laughing during the entire video as I was drinking my first can of Beast 😂🤣

@delawaresace 11 месяцев назад

He rated it and ate. So generous. That's a lot more than I would have rated it at. I can truthfully say that this is a product that I will never ever ever consume

@christopherg.9954 11 месяцев назад

I think you meant eight my dude. As in the number you’ve been spelling since 3rd grade.

@PurePuritan 11 месяцев назад

It tastes great shut up

@tswan137 10 месяцев назад

I really like these for some reason. I don't recommend drinking the entire 12 pack alone though. It's JUUUSSTT enough to make you black out.

@DanaLeeGibson 11 месяцев назад

Piss Yellow was my Best Friend's nickname in grade school. We are all nervous for you to taste these drinks. Hay! You stay safe out there. Hail Satan!

@jamestarrou3685 11 месяцев назад

this man drips rizz

@Ramonatho 9 месяцев назад

This review ignores one key component: these drinks actually taste like their non alcoholic counterparts, no bitter malt liquor nastiness or anything. The white monster is straight up exactly what it should be. As someone who stopped with energy drinks a long time ago but missed the taste of boomer juice... wow these are so good to me.

@zergatroyd 11 месяцев назад

Press! This was an awesome video!!! Thanks for keeping us entertained! You are the man!

@wendymills5921 11 месяцев назад

Gonna need more singing in the future 😊

@sal8361 5 месяцев назад

When I was in high school we would drink 4lokos, Tilt, and Joose. This drink kind of reminds me.

@HEXY-on-Steam 11 месяцев назад

The awkward laugh is so fucking funny also your line delivery is great

@design1of470 11 месяцев назад

THESE DRINKS HAVE ZERO PERCENT CAFFEINE, THIS IS NOT AN OLD-SCHOOL FOUR LOKO

@naknoll 11 месяцев назад

He reminds me of Onyx the Fortuitous, but instead he's really into booze instead of nerd culture

@MrJustyoutubing 10 месяцев назад

This is my favorite alcoholic beverage because its the only one I can drink without ever feeling nauseous. Ive never done it but i could probably black out on these and wake up with a clean shirt.

@bluephreakr 11 месяцев назад

Seems like Monster's giving people like-flavoured seltzer mixers. You can still make Four Loko happen, but it'll e decidedly dilute.

@sshadyh 11 месяцев назад

i hate 90% of hard seltzers but i love the beast drinks

@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 11 месяцев назад

2:57 Prescott can hold a tune but not a job lmao

@prescriptionbateman 11 месяцев назад

Mixing this 4:1 with regular Monster energy for that 4 Loko reanimation

@lydiahilles31 5 месяцев назад

Its not a seltzer. It is in fact a malt beer.

@OkieDokieSmokie 9 месяцев назад

I drink regularly and heavily, drank one and a half of these and felt more ill than I have in years. Seriously, don’t bother.

@donnymcgahan1158 11 месяцев назад

I still don't know the first part that he says. Salamee from home? Salami?

@bruisedfrog 11 месяцев назад

Sommelier

@djaric 11 месяцев назад

Sommelier is a professional wine taster.

@growingheart8039 11 месяцев назад

Feel the beast, Minotaur! 😂

@PirateCommando 11 месяцев назад

I found you looking up everclear. Definitely subscribing!

@eyespliced 10 месяцев назад

Wooof. I saw this stuff at the store a few weeks ago, and it made me shudder. I already can't stand monster, and adding alcohol seems like the stuff of nightmares.

@RandallChase1 11 месяцев назад

That matches all the Kyle's I know, HA!

@tam-tam7098 11 месяцев назад

I like a monster every now and then but the idea of getting drunk off a few is horrible lmao

@tswan137 10 месяцев назад

They go down surprisingly well! You can get an entire 12 pack down without much of an issue. Does put you right at the edge of blacking out, though.

@pioneerAv 11 месяцев назад

RU-vid is recommending PV3 again, does this mean the pandemic is coming back???

@maddogg2k855 3 месяца назад

If it was a seltzer I wouldn't drink it...its not though, its amazing

@dissociativealeks 11 месяцев назад

Glad to see Max Payne going for something more his speed.

@mickylindle 2 месяца назад

It really is a Beast. 6% ABV hits hard. White Haze is disgusting though. Budweiser what

@KrillinInTheNameOf 11 месяцев назад

Sounds like this is perfect for underage teens! Thanks Monster!

@MegaAlexis92 10 месяцев назад

It’s not a seltzer it’s a malt

@Dontmakemereregister 11 месяцев назад

I'm drinking a 4 loko as im watching this.

@JeanetteRospect 11 месяцев назад

I think they made a mtn dew baja blast alcohol now by the way

@topshelfjosh9239 11 месяцев назад

I drank 6 of these I’m 140 lbs and puked my brains out. I was on the verge of blacking out. The amount of unlisted ingredients mainly artificial sweeteners is what it was. And the food dye. My puke was crimson.

@tallgnome3229 11 месяцев назад

you dont think its because you drank 6 of them and weigh 140 lbs? lmao

@tednugent1100 11 месяцев назад

@@tallgnome3229 we got a real bill nye science guy ova hea!

@PurePuritan 11 месяцев назад

@@tallgnome3229this

@FrNSICs 11 месяцев назад

6???? are you okay?

@stevejackson9952 11 месяцев назад

You are a Jackass Sir. The " NOT" shirt was for the Band Anthrax not the Wayne's World SNL skit. For your faux pas you will have to "Butt Chug" a full bottle of Malort. Now I see why she left😢.

@Gilly-bean 11 месяцев назад

Abby?

@stevejackson9952 11 месяцев назад

@@Gilly-bean His Ex

@BeeRumblin13 11 месяцев назад

None of those seltzers are seltzers they are just malt beverages .

@Bombskwad92 11 месяцев назад

You have to try and review Stroh

@lauriebannion1432 11 месяцев назад

Do a video for pumpkin spice Malort!

@LxrdBreezy00 3 месяца назад

I need a shirt of mike dupri wearing his not shirt

@andrewgarcia3136 11 месяцев назад

nice shoutout

@jonbeauchamp156 11 месяцев назад

How well does it mix with Malort ❤😂

@paololololol 11 месяцев назад

As a person with subs and a nice stereo I’m mildly offended

@farklestaxbaum4945 11 месяцев назад

Why does he spit it out? this isn't that bad

@andrewstevens4475 5 месяцев назад

I love him

@1revjay 11 месяцев назад

Have you considered sponsored tattoos?

@bernardobrandt-il8lm 10 месяцев назад

Tanteo Habanero Tequila

@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 11 месяцев назад

Scent of Creatine and CTE

@negative7715 10 месяцев назад

🔥

@Edb007th 11 месяцев назад

Maybe Mike Dupree was an Anthrax fan…. Just sayin….

@Strykenine 11 месяцев назад

THIRD WHAT edit: Your papa roach impression is telling.

@reviah4633 5 месяцев назад

battery acid drink

@rhubarbpie2027 11 месяцев назад

THE DRYWALL ISN'T SAFE

@Savantrovert 11 месяцев назад

The likelihood of getting likes and new subscribers from this video is in no way dependent on PVIII mixing the drink in question with some Malort... NOT!