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When I was a kid I didn't know what subscribe means and I keep forgetting his channel name so I would search "best joke ever" and see his latest upload
And I used to think that by subscribing I have to pay money, and I never knew that individual creators could upload RU-vid videos. I always thought RU-vid hired people for videos like tv
Heres a joke. Once upon a time in school... Teacher: Ok kids, what does the chicken give you? Pupils: Meat! Teacher: Good! What does the pig give you? Pupils: Bacon! Teacher: Great! What does the fat cow give you? Pupils: Homework!
Brian Watson It's not supposed to be punny. www.bing.com/images/search?q=original+beer&qs=AS&sk=AS5&FORM=QBIR&pq=original%20beer&sc=8-13&sp=6&qs=AS&sk=AS5#view=detail&id=A8605D306E85A49D45E7E00ABBB324A915006BFA&selectedIndex=17
I guess you're right. The whole point was bartenders used to simply reject service to black people. Actually the fact that you DON"T find it funny is a sign that humanity is moving in the right direction.
Since English is not my first language when I first watched it about 3 years ago I didn't fully understood all the puns but now I got every joke! It feels so nice
@@sunnyvakkalanka27396 months can mean that they each “get” 6 months since there are twelve months on the calendar, but it can also mean 6 months in jail😝
Characters: Shutup, Manneers, and a dog named Poop. Police: Hey, what were you doing back there? Shutup: Speeding, why? Police: What's your name? Shutup: Shutup. Police: Where's your manners? Shutup: He's back at my place picking up Poop. Police: WTF???
Oh, your version sounds a bit different. It's actually been a while since I've heard that joke from my friend, so some parts were made from what I could barely remember.
Two hunters are walking in a forest and one passes out. The other hunter thinks he is dead so he dials 911. 911 says, "make sure he is really dead." a few seconds later, he hears a gunshot. The other hunter now says, "what do i do next?"
Little Timmy was playing in the garden, and squashed a honey bee. His dad saw, and was so angry that he said 'No honey for a month!' Then he saw Little Timmy swat a butterfly, and he said 'No butter for a month, and you have to come inside now!' Meanwhile, his mum was cooking dinner. A cockroach ran across the kitchen, and she panicked and crushed it under her foot just as Little Timmy and his dad walked in. Little Timmy looked at his dad and said 'Do you want to tell her, or shall I?'
So three guys are standing on top of a cliff. There is a sign there, and it says whatever each person says next will be what they fall into if they jump off. The first guy, excited, yells "CASH!", jumps off, and falls into a bunch of cash. The second guy yells "PILLOWS!" and falls into a bunch of pillows. Unfortunately for the third guy, he wasn't paying much attention and was therefore confused when he saw his two friends jump off the cliff. He peered over to see what happened, and accidentally fell off the edge. Without thinking, he yelled: "OH SH*T!"
Science teacher told us this joke: 2 guys walk into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says he wants H2O too. One of them dies. Guess why. (H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous)
The sequel is : 2 guys walk into a bar, one orders h2o the other orders water. Just because your a scientist doesn't mean you have to say the scientific name... ;-;
@@davidwang1637 I feel like I'm close to decoding it now.. Only two friends walked into the bar since the other is a duck and that duck won't reach the bar because he don't have the height for it, it's a knock knock joke, knock and knock the sound of those two friends knocking their head into the bar and!!!!! I actually still don't get it.. Mere mortals like us won't be able to comprehend that
@@agoodpotato844 Well if you find out the answer let me know lol. I too thought that the duck wouldn't reach the bar; also he said it was a knock knock joke and them hitting their heads made a "knock knock" sound, but then there's the duck. I was thinking something to do with "the chicken crossing the road" joke but its a duck not a chicken. And him reading the joke on his computer was obviously intentionally worded that way. I have no idea!?
Koala: i have the right koalafications Elephant: your koalafications are completely irrelephant Lion: dont listen to him hes lion! Bear: this arguing is becoming unbearable. Horse: indeed its making my voice horse Owl: horse please when do you ever say something smart. Come on owl wait for it Hawk: ouch hawkward Giraffe: im out of here you all are giraffing me crazy Kitten: ur kitten me right? Goat: i agree they have goat to be kitten me Cheetah: dont be such a cheetah goat u can only use ur own animal name.
SMAUG The Impenetrable I know that part, but what did they mean when it said "you can only use your own animal name? Wait a minutes....ohhhh he said "kitten" OK I get it now......I'm really sorry😅
Best Joke: What instrument does a skeleton play? A tromBONE Wasn't that humerus? These jokes tickle my funny bone Man, these puns send a shiver down my spine
Well it took me like five years to figure out the six afraid of seven joke. See I was thinking it was funny because of the seven eating 8 but It took me a while to figure out it funny because your counting six to eight as you explain why six was afraid. I felt really dumb for that I still do.
There are three friends named somebody,nobody and crazy One day crazy saw somebody killed nobody She yelled for help She go to the poplice station and said Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!! Police:what? Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!! Police: are you crazy?! Crazy: YES IM CRAZY!
My cousin : “It’s raining cats and dogs today.” Me: “Yeah it is raining cats and dogs today, it say’s it in the weather FURcast.” ...get it cause cat’s and dogs have fur... Okay I’m out.
Me: what’s the difference between a tuna, guitar, and a pot of glue Friend:idk Me:you can tuna guitar but you cannot guitar a tuna Friend:what about the glue Me:I knew you’d get *stuck* there
Heres one.Its not the best in the world but still funny: A boy is sitting in class and his math teacher asks," Joseph, please answer this math equation.A man is hunting ducks and kills 1 of the 4 ducks.How many are left?" Joseph replies," None, cuz the noise would scare them away."The teacher smiles and says," No, the answer is 3.But I like the way you're thinking."Joseph seems happy."Now I got a question for you, teacher.There are three women eating ice cream.One is biting her cone, the second is licking the cone, and the third is sucking the cone.Which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a second and then says," The one sucking the cone?" Joseph says "No, the one with the ring on her finger.But I like the way you're thinking >.>" Was that a funny joke?
1: You know what sucks? 2: A vaccuum 1:No like metamorphically 2: A black hole 1:No like what's not cool... 2: The Sun 1: Your so hard to talk to 2: You're*
Can you use because 3 times in a sentence Other guy-No dummy Me-You cannot use ' because '3 times in a sentence because 'because' is a conjunction. That friend is no more my friend
Everytime I say something after you say "I'm A Man" Ok go: I Went to the Bar, Im a Man I Went over to a girl Im a Man I took her home Im a Man i slept with her im a Man The next day she said Im a Man Like it you get it XDD
A poor man sits down in a bar and notices the man next to him is incredibly rich. The poor man says to the rich man,"I am a musical genius. I know every song ever made. I bet you all the money In your wallet if I can sing a song with the name of your choice as one of the lyrics." The rich man laughs. "Ok," he says amused. "How about my daughter, Kelsey Marie Armstrong?" The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?
Teacher: Introduce your self Student: Hi my father's name laughing My mother's name smiling Teacher: Are you kidding Student: No he is my cousin. I'M JOKING
