The Best of Jim Sterling playing the worst games of 2015

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2016 COMPILATION HERE: • The Best of Jim Sterli...
A compilation of Jim playing some of the worst games 2015 had to offer. Full list of games in chronological appearance below:
All footage from / jimsterling
AUTOBAHN POLICE SIMULATOR - Evil Son Of Brock Lesnar
• AUTOBAHN POLICE SIMULA...
Intro song is Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away (lyrics) by Neil Cicierega
• Lenny Kravitz - Fly Aw...
PROJECT NIGHT - Survival Horror Is Back, Baby!
• PROJECT NIGHT - Surviv...
ONE NIGHT - Two Shits, Not Given
• ONE NIGHT - Two Shits,...
RAVEN'S CRY - How Isn't This A Porno?
• RAVEN'S CRY - How Isn'...
Jimquisition Livestream: Raven's Cry
• Jimquisition Livestrea...
TEN YEARS AFTER - When Just Saying 'Zombies' Isn't Enough
• TEN YEARS AFTER - When...
DARKNESS ASSAULT - Human Clowning!?!?!?!
• DARKNESS ASSAULT - Hum...
BONETOWN: THE POWER OF DEATH - Not The Porn Game
• BONETOWN: THE POWER OF...
THE INTERVIEW - Absolute Shit
• THE INTERVIEW - Absolu...
AFTER RESET RPG - Fifty Dollars For Almost Fucking Nothing!
• AFTER RESET RPG - Fift...
RED LAKE - Water Trash
• RED LAKE - Water Trash
DARKBASE 01 - I'm Jason Fucking Phoenix, Son!
• DARKBASE 01 - I'm Jaso...
ACCIDENTAL RUNNER - Complete Shit
• ACCIDENTAL RUNNER - Co...
GRAVE PROSPERITY: REDUX - What In The Fucking Fuck?
• GRAVE PROSPERITY: REDU...
TEA PARTY SIMULATOR 2015 - Oh For Christ's Shitting Sake
• TEA PARTY SIMULATOR 20...
INSANZ: RETRO SURVIVAL HORROR - $9.99 For This Dogshit? Of Course!
• INSANZ: RETRO SURVIVAL...
TIME RAMESSIDE (A NEW RECKONING) - Somehow Made WORSE Since Early Access
• TIME RAMESSIDE (A NEW ...
UNCROWDED - They're Just Buying And Reselling Entire Unity Packages
• UNCROWDED - They're Ju...
TEMPER TANTRUM - Absolute Shit
• TEMPER TANTRUM - Absol...
CHARIOT WARS - $25 For 2015's Worst Game So Far
• CHARIOT WARS - $25 For...
SILICONE-2 - Blender Has Stopped Working
• SILICONE-2 - Blender H...
NEW KIND OF ADVENTURE - New King Of Shit Town
• NEW KIND OF ADVENTURE ...
ALONE IN THE DARK: ILLUMINATION - Thank Fuck For Steam Refunds
• ALONE IN THE DARK: ILL...
SECOND WARFARE - Drown It In A Dirty Pond
• SECOND WARFARE - Drown...
SECOND WARFARE (Part 2) - Responding To Kobra's Accusations
• SECOND WARFARE (Part 2...
THE ALIEN WASTELAND - Most Games Have To TRY To Be This Bad
• THE ALIEN WASTELAND - ...
MEDIEVAL MERCS - Bullshit
• MEDIEVAL MERCS - Bullshit
TAKEN - More Like 'Taken Your Money And Laughed At You'
• TAKEN - More Like 'Tak...
GODZILLA - Sodzilla
• GODZILLA - Sodzilla
BATTLE FOR THE SUN - Colonial Marines' Bastard Son
• BATTLE FOR THE SUN - C...
DEVIL'S SHARE - Crappy Crappy Crap Crap
• DEVIL'S SHARE - Crappy...
ONE FINAL BREATH - Out of Patience For This Crap
• ONE FINAL BREATH - Out...
3D PARAGLIDER - This Is Somehow A Finished Product
• 3D PARAGLIDER - This I...
PUMP-ACTION CAPTAIN - Makes The Slaughtering Grounds Look Good
• PUMP-ACTION CAPTAIN - ...
PLAYING HISTORY 2: SLAVE TRADE - Let's Play Slave Tetris!
• PLAYING HISTORY 2: SLA...
KITCHEN SIMULATOR 2015 - Absolute Fucking Shit
• KITCHEN SIMULATOR 2015...
GALACTIC HITMAN - Galactic Shitman
• GALACTIC HITMAN - Gala...
TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 5 - Goat Simulator On A Skateboard
• TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER...
LIFT IT - But I Don't Even Lift, Bro!
• LIFT IT - But I Don't ...
GABE NEWELL SIMULATOR - Of Course I Played This One
• GABE NEWELL SIMULATOR ...
DARK YEARS - Voice Acting Of The Decade
• DARK YEARS - Voice Act...
HOTLEAD - HotShit
• HOTLEAD - HotShit
PROJECT PULSATION - The Descent (Into Awfulness)
• PROJECT PULSATION - Th...
FALL - Fail
• FALL - Fail

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@supermariozeldaoflel 8 лет назад

more work was put into this video than there was for most of these games.

@sabatheus 8 лет назад

*knock knock knock* "Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

@Roadent1241 5 лет назад

E.LA.O about 2:30.

@Camkitsune 8 лет назад

This whole thing is like a laundry list of how not to do things. Autobahn: How not to physics. One Night: How not to do event flags. Raven's Cry: How not to voice act. Bonetown: How not to have a consistent tone. Red Lake: How not to track variables. InsanZ: How not to look like you animated your characters with something other than Garry's Mod. Uncrowded: How not to use assets. Silicone-2: How not to use Blender. Medieval Mercs: How not to make a UI. Battle for the Sun: How not to make convincing human characters. 3D Paraglider: How not to make scenery. Playing History 2: How not to handle historical atrocities. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5: How not to treat a venerated game series. Gabe Newel Simulator: How not to be (intentional) comedy. Dark Years: How not to behave within the bounds of space-time. Fall: How not to use Voxels.

@tecnoconsumes2170 8 лет назад

Bonettown: how not to name

@Liberator130 8 лет назад

You are wonderful! Thanks for this great compilation! "I want a milky way." Ha ha "Press X to Bonetown"

@RLToughGuy 8 лет назад

HA HA HA HAAAAA! AUTOBAHN!

@courtneywoodbury5198 8 лет назад

39:51 LOL Holy crap! That's not a texture...that's Google Earth!

@BBQDanTheMan 8 лет назад

GOT IT!

@GoIdenbaum 8 лет назад

I can't breathe!! "USE"

@liampendergast8670 8 лет назад

This year might have topped last year in pure awfulness.

@JediFan421 8 лет назад

+L Pendergast 55:32 I think the last line of the video summed 2015 and all its shitty games up well.

@Jm-ki4su 6 лет назад

In regards to 2018 with steam direct, be afraid. be very afraiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!! *knock* *knock* *knock*

@Coygon 8 лет назад

A title bar in the lower corner showing what game he's playing/ripping would be nice.

@3112Shadow 8 лет назад

Jim: Enter does not quit the game! Game: ESCAPE=NO

@lootsorrow 6 лет назад

No matter how many hilarious things Jim comes up with to say, the funniest line every time is "This is on Steam."

@loudman12 9 месяцев назад

“Somebody made this”

@kodeowen9575 8 лет назад

Is this memes?

@ndrinks5550 8 лет назад

Autobahn at the start never gets old, if anything it gets better.

@GoIdenbaum 8 лет назад

Both of these compilations start with flying cars. Coincidence? I think not!!

@JediFan421 8 лет назад

+LordLukste Thanks for picking up on that! And after a recent video where there was also flying cars, that will be the start of the 2016 montage too haha.

@GoIdenbaum 8 лет назад

JediFan421 Today's video right? That was hilarious!

@psycho6776 8 лет назад

This needs to be twice as long at least, lots of terrible games still missing.

@JediFan421 8 лет назад

I know! It killed me not including some but I felt like the video had to be under an hour. Anything longer than that, I felt I was going to go crazy.

@svetlanasygiainen5339 8 лет назад

Can't there be part 2? : < ? *puppy eyes*

@slendy9600 8 лет назад

+JediFan421 have you considered a best of compilation for the jimquisition? theres one compilation by someone else but it doesnt include moments after jim went solo

@michaelkopischke8072 7 лет назад

I'd love to see a part two. This was great for getting recommendations of good squirty plays and Jimpressions to watch.

@doubtfulguest5450 6 лет назад

'Best' cannot, by definition alone, include everything.

@Braamberg 8 лет назад

Yes, 55 minutes of pure gold. Thanks a lot

@theenglishman 7 лет назад

2:33 that is by far the worst remix of Beethoven's 5th I've ever heard.

@vapor_neon 6 лет назад

FUCKING LOL

@GoIdenbaum 8 лет назад

I love you, please do this every year!

@JediFan421 8 лет назад

+LordLukste I plan on it!

@albertarias8233 7 лет назад

Of all this dribble, I actually liked Grave Prosperity Redux and this guy looks like he's trying to put in some effort, and as of now, he's definitely pouring more sweat into it.

@Kelerak2 7 лет назад

I want to make a game where if you press Tab, it transports you to a better game.

@whenthemusicsover6028 4 года назад

Love the first one. Driving off the map after shouting "INTO THE CITY!", just...fucking perfect. Jim's laugh at the end of it wonderfully caps it. Great tone setter. :)

@djpheeze 7 лет назад

I absolutely lost it at Slave Tetris... good lord that's the most gloriously ill-conceived idea ever. So unfunny, it's hilarious!

@Monolith174 7 лет назад

I like at 14:07 how that monster smashes her face into the railing like 5 times...brutal as hell haha.

@albertarias8233 7 лет назад

Monolith174 It's from grave prosperity redux. It's currently being redeveloped (again) as the city of Amber and it has been said that the developer plans to release a demo longer than grave prosperity redux considering how he has upped his effort. You can find it on indiedb.

@SomaticApparition 8 лет назад

This is absolute gold! No, Platinum! :D

@Grasmann 8 лет назад

29:10 gas can pizza

@INFEDnoX 8 лет назад

"There's still a gun emplacement that is literally a gun emplacement."

@Utonian21 7 лет назад

"...And his crime cards are about to fall over like a house of crime cards"

@VideyoJunkei 8 лет назад

maybe 2 or 3 of these had some real effort in them-the graphical FX.... but still bad-hard to get the balance right!

@etrigan1389 5 лет назад

36:16 that game is absolute bollocks kind of takes away from the severity of the speech when your eyes are rolled into the back of your head

@JayFFAFAlesanaES 8 лет назад

24:50 "The dog always has to sample the scent of anothers nether regions before it knows if they can be friends or not."

@dhwwiiexpert 7 лет назад

*P R E S S X T O B O N E T O W N*

@WCWThunderRosa 7 лет назад

Is this memes?

@sonofangron2969 8 лет назад

+JediFan421 - Just had a horrible exam session: this has cheered me up to no end! Thanks! :D

@EniKClan 8 лет назад

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Braamberg 7 лет назад

Hey buddy december has arrived. Looking forward to the new compilation ^^

@JediFan421 7 лет назад

Here you go: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ObbuJ9zRBk4.html

@therealmicksa 8 лет назад

The one thing that almost all of these shite games have in common is that unity logo they show at the start

@slashingkatie7872 6 лет назад

Remember when we had all that Wii shovel ware? That looks like mana from heaven compared to Steam Greenlight now.

@Ueberprivate 7 лет назад

He has a smartphone.

@rocketguardian 8 лет назад

Oh dude I fucking love shooters with a first person.

@BodySprayMan 8 лет назад

The game at the 46 minute mark is not listed in the discription. Just a heads up buddy. Otherwise, a great collection of pure crap. Shame you didn't have the House of Nightmares, Demented (had every single bad thing in a horror game Jim listed in his Halloween episode) or the RTS game with the text-to-speech eagle, but there was just sooooo much crap this year...

@JediFan421 8 лет назад

+BodySprayMan Thanks man. I just added it! And you're right there was so much crap this year. I just didn't want to make the video longer than an hour haha.

@vapor_neon 7 лет назад

39:08 comix zone sega music

@galacticreggie 6 лет назад

20:05 looks like a computer game from 1999.

@jsyder9343 5 лет назад

15:38 Is that Marv's scream from Home Alone?

@ActionGamerAaron 8 лет назад

14:11 lost her shoes, definitely dead

@albertarias8233 7 лет назад

A Gamer Aaron That's about every death scene in the game (now off of steam) grave prosperity redux.

@gblenemy 8 лет назад

INTO the city! :D

@AndSoTheyRot 7 лет назад

that fuckin grenade launcher bahahahahaha

@teeonezee 8 лет назад

the intro was too funny

@teeonezee 8 лет назад

this is funny af

@IWinEndOfDiscussion 8 лет назад

14:08 over and over and over XD

@bloodrunsclear 4 года назад

I keep coming back, just for that opening bit

@nickmarcello7125 4 года назад

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

@beyond247v 8 лет назад

Fuck my life. Was eating cornflakes when Jim furiously threw a bunch of gas canisters at a dinosaur saying "dude... take the fuel" to bribe it. Had to laugh hard, now my keyboard is full of milk -.- worth it though ^^

@Dizcinger 8 лет назад

Been looking forward to this!

@Safersephiroth777 8 лет назад

I remember almost all of these games. Jim what are you still doing?

@theblacksheep1000 5 лет назад

BLOKE OF THE 99 WOKED

@prossnip42 7 лет назад

36:01 and they say Andromeda has bad facial animations

@theguywhowentthere3346 8 лет назад

14:40 what the fuck

@txgatito 2 года назад

This should be required viewing for all game development students.😁

@DrogothTheDragonLord 4 года назад

Bonetown looks like it’s trying to be Skyrim. Especially with that compass

@looker999997 7 лет назад

Wait, how does Jim know what the dialogue in pirate-themed gay porn is like?

@js100serch 5 лет назад

I should publish my own video game, look at all that garbage....

@tranter147 8 лет назад

"sock human accoridian"

@kellyrajczak1087 4 года назад

9:40 Did anybody else notice that the voice they used is the same one used on Reddit?😂

@BrownCoatCaptn 3 года назад

I could watch the pirate scene all day!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@guccimalcs 5 лет назад

Bonetown looks like Skyrim wit oblivion graphics

@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 8 лет назад

Ah, thank you so much, JediFan. I find Jim plays awful boring games that don't give Jim a lot of stuff to talk about, and you have to really pay attention to when something funny or interesting happens. Jim really works great in a compilation format. It's too bad the games he plays are always the bottom of the barrel except for the occasional good game.

@JayFFAFAlesanaES 8 лет назад

14:07 "You will come back to my cave, bitch!"

@smjaiteh 8 лет назад

I was actually a little surprised Kitchen Simulator wasn't on his worst games of the year list. That game would have won my personal "Everything Clitting Wrong with Steam Award"

@nickmarcello7125 4 года назад

"Press X to Bonetown" -slams X repeatedly

@madwomansinsight 7 лет назад

This shit makes Two Worlds acceptable. It has quests, a story, a leveling system, weapons, spells, skills, everything.

@honeybadger4568 5 лет назад

A steam csak egy szar gyár. Nem vettem semmit és nem fogok semmit sem venni onnan.

@MrJohndoakes 5 лет назад

1:25 That monster is absolutely a ripoff of a creature in the old British horror science fiction film "Xtro" (1982). 35:54 General Briggs looks like he is possessed by The Devil. 42:07 Whoever designed this has no soul.

@MrJohndoakes 5 лет назад

44:19 Falling into deep space, and you can't use your gun as a thruster to jet back to the "ship" because falling is all you can do once your FPS character is off the map. Brilliant design there, programmers.

@mikesanders8621 4 года назад

I thought the exact same thing about the first monster. Although I only know of Xtro from the RLM coverage of it

@Arbron 5 лет назад

10:36 - "What kind of question is that?!" Actually, in Australia, it would be an *illegal* one.

@darkragelight5195 8 лет назад

One hour of healthy laugh :) Greate compilation :) thx :) of course credit for Mr.Sterling

@Gnurklesquimp 8 лет назад

''It's just mashing a button near things until they blow up'' Too many games are too much like that

@OmegaF77 8 лет назад

Dude, the developer of that slave game is obviously a troll. Why did Jim feed him?

@tmsphere 7 лет назад

Special thanks for the extensive links to the original videos. Much appreciated!

@fireflyry 8 лет назад

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How does Steam get away with this shit?

@albertarias8233 7 лет назад

fireflyry They have no oversight of quality control unless some shady practice is done, in the meantime, bad games are refunded and most greenlight submissions are being kicked off easily by the community.

@Jun123 6 лет назад

After Reset RPG ... How's development going on that game?

@ritahenderson6533 8 лет назад

Dude, I love these.

@SomaticApparition 8 лет назад

Hey where was Morphine and House of Nightmares B movie edition? Those were fucking gold!

@JediFan421 8 лет назад

+Somatic Apparition There was only so much shit I could put in without going crazy and I just really tried to hit the most ridiculous, broken games that I could remember Jim playing. Morphine and House of Nightmares I just plain overlooked.

@SomaticApparition 8 лет назад

JediFan421 Fair enough :) House of Nightmares was just a particular standout for me I guess. Still, great job!