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The wisdom of Max Payne. A pick of some of the best quotes from the latest Rockstar game.
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@narutonutty
@narutonutty 7 месяцев назад
The remakes won't be the same without this silky baritone. Rest in Power James McCaffrey, your talent were treasured and will be missed
@mniakan754
@mniakan754 6 месяцев назад
to me there's only one person who can pull off such a deep voice and it's Mads Mikkelsen (and I want to see him in other stuff too) but no can still top James
@nani-nr2wv
@nani-nr2wv 4 месяца назад
Rip man.
@Headshot110
@Headshot110 8 лет назад
''I knew this was a bad idea, but in the absence of any good ideas, I continued forward''.
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345
Story of my life. And somehow it worked out. Maybe "bad ideas" is really just an expression for everything that isn't convenient to us. It goes to show that just because we're not comfortable with something, doesn't mean it's bad. Vaccines are a prime example
@christianzani3024
@christianzani3024 4 года назад
Kris Sierkstra in which chapter is it?
@patrickstarpower758
@patrickstarpower758 4 года назад
Luigi Cristini Chapter 2, I believe. When Max jumps to the window-washing platform.
@beckyquin8365
@beckyquin8365 2 года назад
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 If your comment is about the covid-19 vaccine, boy you were so wrong. Because it is bad. 💀
@filthyskrib9984
@filthyskrib9984 Год назад
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 aged like a woman, turns out it was bad and its perfectly normal not to be comfortable with a mass produced drug being pushed by several openly corrupt governments that had been legally proven completely untested on humans and untested against the very sickness it is supposed to fight off stay stupid, stay gullible, most of all; do NOT breed
@DutchRapLyrics66
@DutchRapLyrics66 9 лет назад
''I'd been sitting at the bar for three hours, or five years depending on how you looked at things''
@nsr4interpol
@nsr4interpol 9 лет назад
FlutGames A lot of the quotes from that chapter were great, especially from the intro cutscene.
@infernoskyful
@infernoskyful 6 лет назад
"I tried not to look a things..."
@official_marked_one
@official_marked_one 5 лет назад
"I tried not to think about when it was that my existence became less about the things that make up peoples lives. Or more about the hole, that losing those things leave behind. But I wasnt doing a very good Job at it..."
@claytonbigsby3496
@claytonbigsby3496 5 лет назад
That's fucking poetry
@haroonabassi1821
@haroonabassi1821 3 года назад
For a legitimate alcoholic and opiate/narcotic addict Max has a very admirable clarity to the way he views things. "I felt like the avenging angel, I looked like a fat bald dude with a bad temper."
@ZombryaTheDark
@ZombryaTheDark 9 лет назад
This guy is seriously in my top ten favorite protagonists. He is so well written and voiced
@tdevil101
@tdevil101 9 лет назад
And so depressing
@SoapHavingFun
@SoapHavingFun 9 лет назад
+tdevil101 And so drunk
@SoapHavingFun
@SoapHavingFun 8 лет назад
***** Da
@emulation2369
@emulation2369 7 лет назад
he's started to drink and smoke only in the third one
@nadimnassar7094
@nadimnassar7094 7 лет назад
Mine are Aiden Pearce, Max Payne, Vito Scaletta, Joe Barbaro and Wrench from Watch_Dogs 2
@arkanjoteixeira
@arkanjoteixeira 9 лет назад
James McCaffrey is one hell of an actor.
@ggt47
@ggt47 8 лет назад
Indeed he is
@danielbold6167
@danielbold6167 8 лет назад
He the best! No offense to Troy Baker or Nolan North.
@ggt47
@ggt47 8 лет назад
Jango Fett screw troy. Nolans great.
@danielbold6167
@danielbold6167 8 лет назад
Arkanjo Teixeira True.
@ggt47
@ggt47 8 лет назад
Arkanjo Teixeira I know ,but he's start to great very overrated people say he's a young frank welker ir Mel blanc .
@_sophies
@_sophies 9 лет назад
You missed one - "I wrote the book on bad ideas, but Passos sure wasn't afraid to quote from it."
@ben33584
@ben33584 3 года назад
thats my 2nd favorite
@morgames5232
@morgames5232 3 года назад
Aw man I was waiting for it lol
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 3 года назад
Well he actually said I might have written a book about dumb ideas but Passos wasn't afraid to quote from it.
@SakkaraStudios101
@SakkaraStudios101 8 лет назад
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of what they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off.
@jucedecimus3448
@jucedecimus3448 2 года назад
My favorite quote lmao
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 2 года назад
Ah the good old max payne charm depression with comic shit talking.
@channel5980
@channel5980 9 лет назад
Max Payne 3 is probably the most underrated game I have played in my life.
@chestermarshalltaylor3717
@chestermarshalltaylor3717 7 лет назад
channel5980 I thought it was pretty popular in 2012?
@dogtaro5729
@dogtaro5729 7 лет назад
Chester Marshall Taylor It wasn't underrated, but it wasn't popular either. Still sad about it though, such a great game many people missed out on.
@AngryJT
@AngryJT 6 лет назад
Underrated is the complete opposite of what this game is. Unfortunately the multiplayer wasn't stable enough to keep people interested long term.
@HelioJorgeRodrigues
@HelioJorgeRodrigues 4 года назад
@24 Frames 4 million copies for rockstar game is pretty bad!!!
@FarnhamTheDrunk1
@FarnhamTheDrunk1 4 года назад
its not underrated at all ^^
@mrkirios
@mrkirios 9 лет назад
_Max takes some painkillers_ "They had their body armor - *I had mine*"
@endcap
@endcap 5 лет назад
I am pretty sure he said that when he picked up body armor in the mission he went into the police station.
@ultrabigfella
@ultrabigfella 4 года назад
@@endcap it was a joke. And what is the use in responding to a 4 year old comment.
@joonlv3197
@joonlv3197 4 года назад
No Sanctuary u cared enough to respond I guess, so we’re all in the same boat. Although I don’t see the problem?
@ultrabigfella
@ultrabigfella 4 года назад
@@joonlv3197 because that reply was recent. Not 4 years old.
@joonlv3197
@joonlv3197 4 года назад
No Sanctuary y should it matter regardless; we all got freedom of speech, let ppl say whatever they want. Even when they’re wrong lol.
@TheTrailerCREAT0R
@TheTrailerCREAT0R 10 лет назад
"The way I see it. There's two types of people: those who spend their lives trying to build a future and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild their past"
@u.s.a3940
@u.s.a3940 4 года назад
"I was stuck in between"
@naucs_
@naucs_ 4 года назад
that ones good
@shlakenjake
@shlakenjake 8 лет назад
No, "I had killed more cops than cholesterol"? That line really got me.
@Name-dw7ix
@Name-dw7ix 6 лет назад
My Shirts Never Fit same
@McCallahanIndustries
@McCallahanIndustries 10 лет назад
"This kind of place made me want to puke. I needed a real drink to cope with the electronic music and robotic people."
@cameronmcguire1599
@cameronmcguire1599 9 лет назад
"I stood out in this place like a streetwalker in a monastery"
@Festias
@Festias 9 лет назад
Definitely one of the best interpretations of clubs I've ever heard.
@nsr4interpol
@nsr4interpol 9 лет назад
JIMBOTHY My favourite quote. I know that feel.
@TheWunWhiteWolf
@TheWunWhiteWolf 5 лет назад
Jimbothy...his “Easter Eggs” had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.
@RogueMoJo
@RogueMoJo 5 лет назад
Bustin out one of the best quotes for the second chapter.
@BatesKrisbates
@BatesKrisbates 11 лет назад
The one line that summarized the character perfectly for me: "Look at me. I'm standin' in a nightclub, listening to music I can't stand. I'm five thousand miles from home. I'm armed and I'm drinking. You don't wanna listen to advice from me, amigo."
@gotlifez3558
@gotlifez3558 3 года назад
YEA absolutely i remember this one :D
@ExUmbra117
@ExUmbra117 2 года назад
sounds like a modern day Clint Eastwood western
@nsr4interpol
@nsr4interpol 9 лет назад
"I ain't slippin' man. I'm slipped."
@Bassist2505
@Bassist2505 5 лет назад
What does it mean really? I'm foreigner and I cannot understand that quote. I guess it's something sarcastic or it may refer to something that I don't know. Or should I have to take it literally?
@soyspicepod1547
@soyspicepod1547 5 лет назад
Jan Pieczonka translation: “I ain’t screwing up man. I’m screwed”
@Conbonzx
@Conbonzx 4 года назад
there isn't no helping me. I'm already gone
@tailordurden8445
@tailordurden8445 3 года назад
“Im a bad joke that everybody got but me “
@slimshady9722
@slimshady9722 2 года назад
i'm a bad joke
@Crowbars357
@Crowbars357 10 лет назад
"...at least I'd die being a pain in the ass."
@Lajos_Kelemen
@Lajos_Kelemen 4 года назад
Crowbars357 Pain in the butt. Pain to the max.
@arthurmorgan2906
@arthurmorgan2906 3 года назад
You're finito finitos
@Journey_Awaits
@Journey_Awaits 3 года назад
Max Paynis in the butt to the max
@tomaswilson5588
@tomaswilson5588 7 месяцев назад
Rest peacefully, James McCaffrey, you really brought Max to life and this performance couldn't have been a better send off for the character.
@syahmieshahar1679
@syahmieshahar1679 8 лет назад
"The way I see it.. there're two types of people: those who spend their lives trying to build a future. And those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past." - Max Payne
@atikejder1122
@atikejder1122 9 месяцев назад
For too long, I'd been stuck in between, hidden in the dark.
@syahmieshahar1679
@syahmieshahar1679 9 месяцев назад
@@atikejder1122 you will come out of it. It's not a matter of 'if', it's a matter of 'when'.
@nasiemrichardson
@nasiemrichardson 4 года назад
I tend to use Max’s voice in my head when I’m thinking about stuff. one of those childhood figures that stick w ya.
@amartyapandit
@amartyapandit 2 года назад
You got as good of a role model as a bodybuilder with a coach who takes more steriods than he produces Maybe mine are similar
@PlayableCharakter
@PlayableCharakter 2 года назад
It remained in me since 2001
@iconofsin5886
@iconofsin5886 2 года назад
I am the same way. Such a good narrating voice.
@ShaneFlett
@ShaneFlett Год назад
If ghosts and spirits could listen to thought, you'd be entertaining to listen too
@pr0f3ta_yt
@pr0f3ta_yt Год назад
It’s now I read Grath Ennis Punisher MAX character
@Winabagel23
@Winabagel23 11 лет назад
They didn't add one of my favorite quotes from Chapter 7: "I was deciding on whether to crash this party or turn back, when my natural grace and finesse made the decision for me. (Knocks over object and alerts enemies)"
@watchALLthethings
@watchALLthethings 7 лет назад
"One of my bullets is buried down there with her. I tell myself it was a tragic misunderstanding, an awful mistake. I tell myself a lot of things. All of it crap."
@pinata5199
@pinata5199 5 лет назад
YOU WANNA END UP UNDERGROUND WITH THE REST OF THEM? LET'S MOVE!
@YABUKIJOE2077
@YABUKIJOE2077 5 лет назад
Pretty sad :/
@dman5527x
@dman5527x 2 года назад
"The fact was, it was either her or mona. And I made a very bad call. This was one of my choices I buried deeper than the rest."
@Jobus95
@Jobus95 8 лет назад
"i had chosen to be here, i wanted this. Was it redemption? Not really, just pathetic desperation, and not much else"
@getyapaper
@getyapaper 2 года назад
One of my favorite quotes: "A barely recovering alcoholic and an unarmed pregnant woman. We were hardly a SEAL team."
@therealdyl4167
@therealdyl4167 6 лет назад
You forgot my favorite one, "The smart move would've been sticking with Da Silva and heading straight to the hangar. But I wasn't about smart moves, I'm a dumb move guy. Hey Max why don't we just drive straight to the hangar? No thanks, I'll just head straight through the main entrance. I'll put a big shit - eating grin on my face and let these assholes take turns trying to kill me. That was my style, and it's too late in the day to hope for change."
@thepunisher236169
@thepunisher236169 10 лет назад
The game you'd like to play 1000 times over and over.
@danielbold6167
@danielbold6167 8 лет назад
Yes, that or Red dead Redemption. Max Payne and John Marston are the greatest video game characters with a good dose of wisdom.
@thepunisher236169
@thepunisher236169 8 лет назад
Jango Fett Amongst the best.
@cor.tenebrarum
@cor.tenebrarum 8 лет назад
True,true. I've beaten it over 20 times and it never gets old. Universal masterpiece. I like it even better than first two and it's pure blast to play. Fu*k haters.
@danielbold6167
@danielbold6167 8 лет назад
Max Payne I'm with ya bud.
@Cucerescmunti
@Cucerescmunti 8 лет назад
Yea. Why all the hate. It's different but good different.
@MaxZusm
@MaxZusm 9 лет назад
"Haven't you figured out, I DON'T SPEAK YOUR FUCKIN LANGUAGE!?"
@jdsadinger
@jdsadinger 6 лет назад
#1
@subho9000
@subho9000 11 лет назад
"I was wondering if my luck was finally about to run out, when I realized, it had, a long time ago. That's why I was here."
@Weddo98
@Weddo98 6 лет назад
"No one would be rebooting his system, poor bastard" I almost choked at that part lol
@aria5149
@aria5149 5 лет назад
100% Bosnian how is that funny?
@shamoney5846
@shamoney5846 4 года назад
😂😂 bc he was a computer geek
@stanleybochenek1862
@stanleybochenek1862 2 года назад
He really is a poor bastard, The dudes dead.
@felixc.3444
@felixc.3444 2 года назад
That’s why I love Max, he at the very core is a righteous and caring man who is also witty and blunt with his one liners to cope
@anthonydelange4128
@anthonydelange4128 2 года назад
it works super well if u remember that chapter that he was the IT guy that had to reset security so shutters could close damn I love this game.
@UberDeMon1
@UberDeMon1 6 лет назад
This game series and the character in general is pure gold. People are waiting for RDR2 and gta6 to comeout and here i am waiting for max payne 4.
@shivanshsingh218
@shivanshsingh218 5 лет назад
Bro u are not alone. I am also eager to find out what more tragedies are about to come to max fucking payne
@INFEKCIA0PREVENCIA
@INFEKCIA0PREVENCIA 4 года назад
The series is done. Max had his ending and Max Payne 4 is very unlikely to happend in the near future
@ArmanAnsari-xp
@ArmanAnsari-xp 4 года назад
@@INFEKCIA0PREVENCIA I'm agree , it's the best ending that actually he deserves !!
@Pipsintheair
@Pipsintheair 3 года назад
@Adam Jensen nah because max went on vacation and chill of all the shit he has been through
@UberDeMon1
@UberDeMon1 3 года назад
@@NickGould50687 hell yeah dude! 3 years later , still waiting for Max any day now.. to come walking in over the horizon.. lol
@somebodyhere660
@somebodyhere660 7 месяцев назад
RIP James McCaffrey. What a tremendous legacy he left as Max.
@petealoisi7350
@petealoisi7350 7 лет назад
Marcelo was a good-time guy if your idea of a 'good time' was a fancy suit, a bottle of champagne and nothing between the ears.
@thegooseman90
@thegooseman90 6 лет назад
I love Max' s cynicism and dry humor in MP3.
@The_Whistlingman56
@The_Whistlingman56 Год назад
Me too
@Kid_Ying
@Kid_Ying 4 года назад
"I was still alive. And still not all that happy about it." Truer words never spoken.
@B1G_Dave
@B1G_Dave 6 лет назад
"A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not."
@ell6122
@ell6122 8 лет назад
This is definitely the darkest, and also the funniest in the series
@isiahalcindor6278
@isiahalcindor6278 17 дней назад
Because its Max at his brightest like he said its when I'm at my worst is when I'm at my best
@FlyAwayN0w
@FlyAwayN0w 10 лет назад
Here's thinking why Max didn't become an author.
@wills.e.e8014
@wills.e.e8014 4 года назад
I bet the title of his book would be "A Fool With A Lot To Lose" If he wanted to write about his life.
@abhaypandey4889
@abhaypandey4889 5 месяцев назад
Nah, It would definitely be named An Armed Gringo.
@BirdGang6
@BirdGang6 9 месяцев назад
He’s one of the wittiest characters ever created and I always appreciated his dry humor
@summocommentaction3273
@summocommentaction3273 4 года назад
Theres one line I can't find anywhere on RU-vid: "when things were at their worst, I was at my best."
@sakarintannoy8850
@sakarintannoy8850 6 лет назад
*NO!* You forgot: "First day off the sauce, and somehow I still ended up in the gutter."
@rishabhrockstar5739
@rishabhrockstar5739 3 года назад
James McCafferty deserved a damn oscar for his voice acting
@superbikeaborad
@superbikeaborad 8 лет назад
I loved Max Payne 3
@JoJo-xp6wr
@JoJo-xp6wr 3 года назад
The way he described the rich people at the beginning of the game was pure sass and magnificence
@expendableround6186
@expendableround6186 2 года назад
Knowing about Max's mental wear and tear makes his loss of eloquence more reasonable.
@Firespectrum122
@Firespectrum122 2 года назад
I really like how this game feels like a 1930s Noir film. The edgy monologues and self-effacing one-liners are so well written.
@maaniekgupta2787
@maaniekgupta2787 6 месяцев назад
RIP James. Could never had enough of your voice.
@sparkyak213
@sparkyak213 2 года назад
"a barely recovering alcoholic and an unarmed pregnant woman, we were hardly a seal team" lol favourite quote
@Rootbeeroverseer
@Rootbeeroverseer 11 лет назад
The quote he says when he finally plays his theme is chillingly symbolic. The theme captures everything he's experienced perfectly, and him having just something to collect it all in have him that harmony.
@pappsism
@pappsism 7 месяцев назад
RIP James McCaffrey Thank you for making our childhood so memorable ❤
@bradleyroub5299
@bradleyroub5299 2 года назад
Always loved the line " I had a hole in my 2nd favorite drinking arm" 😂
@someyorkguy1683
@someyorkguy1683 8 лет назад
"It felt like my vacation was coming to an end, only I wasn't heading home with a sunburn, a bag full of duty free and a dose of VD. I was making a bet that would put me in handcuffs or a body bag."
@adrnacad3434
@adrnacad3434 7 месяцев назад
R.I.P James Mcaffrey. Fans are all now as depressed as Max Payne.
@Countertactical
@Countertactical 11 лет назад
And there it was.... The soundtrack to my life......
@Kortifex
@Kortifex 6 лет назад
My favorite quote when he picked up some Pills "They Didn't help with my sea legs but they sure as shit felt good" that should've been in this video lol
@tonyk5927
@tonyk5927 7 месяцев назад
RIP James McCafferey 😔 Since childhood one of the goats Max Payne
@jorgebersabe293
@jorgebersabe293 3 года назад
Max Payne is also another embodiment of the saying: "Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young."
@Weddo98
@Weddo98 6 лет назад
"This place has more smoke 'n mirrors than a strip club dressing room"
@fares.pattedefruit
@fares.pattedefruit 7 месяцев назад
RIP James McCaffrey, such a talented voice actor
@faridkazem6722
@faridkazem6722 11 лет назад
Why can't Max Payne be siri?
@2inder2hundal
@2inder2hundal 7 лет назад
"No one would be rebooting his system now"
@Thrashaero
@Thrashaero 7 лет назад
xD
@JesusMicSmiter
@JesusMicSmiter 11 лет назад
"Time moves forward and nothing changes"
@justrok79
@justrok79 2 года назад
Rockstar needs to remaster this trilogy as well Edit: after GTA I changed my mind.
@iconofsin5886
@iconofsin5886 2 года назад
They actually are remastering it, but giving it a full makeover and overhaul. It will be better compared to the GTA ones.
@thebadwolf3088
@thebadwolf3088 2 года назад
@@iconofsin5886 currently cancelled. (Most likely stored, just like Bully 2... Let's just hope it won't be abandoned like the latter)
@EternallyBlu
@EternallyBlu 8 месяцев назад
Remedy is remaking 1 and 2 with Rockstar's permission and none of their involvement.
@saintpepsi8602
@saintpepsi8602 7 месяцев назад
Rockstar didn't remaster GTA
@acehood9953
@acehood9953 3 года назад
'Man, I was guessing these guys didn't spend their spare time studying the Geneva Convention." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leoooooonardo
@Leoooooonardo 7 месяцев назад
R.i.p legend
@chaoticiannunez2419
@chaoticiannunez2419 7 месяцев назад
Rest in Peace, James McCaffrey. You will be missed.
@kelbsonw.cavalcante6844
@kelbsonw.cavalcante6844 7 месяцев назад
James Mcaffrey's voice changed my life, and helped me through tough times. I will always come back to this quotes to revive his memory and strength. Rip, legend.
@omegatron45
@omegatron45 12 лет назад
My favorite is towards the end when he's about to face Becker. "The mission was screaming suicide but I didn't give a damn. At least I'd die being a pain in the ass" Couldn't stop laughing!
@johnnyking5145
@johnnyking5145 7 месяцев назад
RIP to James McCaffrey aka Max Payne amazing voice actor
@stagdragon3978
@stagdragon3978 2 года назад
been pretty depressed coming home today. Felt like I was quite the useless member of society. Max was always one I could vibe with when I was feeling down.
@foggyvhs8790
@foggyvhs8790 5 лет назад
Damn growing up on Max Payne and Spawn made me an edgy kid
@hannan2619
@hannan2619 5 лет назад
Then play as Arthur Morgan in Red Dead 2.
@Tommisatta91
@Tommisatta91 4 года назад
"It was monday afternoon. And i'd already been thrown out of a party, gone to a stripclub and gotten to a barfight... This latest midlife crisis was certainly ticking all the boxes.." lost it there
@carterjeremy89
@carterjeremy89 10 лет назад
".. and what kind of people were they? People who knew if they'd drink enough, they wouldn't have to feel guilty about their good fortune."
@Nerdy_Elliot
@Nerdy_Elliot 7 месяцев назад
Rest in Power, King
@Niall-jd8zw
@Niall-jd8zw 4 года назад
"I had a hole in my second faverioute drinking arm" perfect line imo
@johnniewalker7499
@johnniewalker7499 7 месяцев назад
Rest in Peace James
@alharthy50
@alharthy50 2 года назад
Literally the most badass character in video game history
@jihigh482
@jihigh482 2 года назад
You should read the definition of 'literally' again. You and a few thousand other people....
@headshotmaster138
@headshotmaster138 11 месяцев назад
​@@jihigh482no one cares.
@tonym1712
@tonym1712 7 месяцев назад
​@@jihigh482You should
@apputaiparambil
@apputaiparambil 6 лет назад
Most tragic video game protagonist ever.
@KrimsonKing44
@KrimsonKing44 7 месяцев назад
I would have taken a Max Payne 4 over any bullshit GTA online update. Rest in Peace James McCaffery 💔
@MartIn-zq3wr
@MartIn-zq3wr 7 месяцев назад
Rip James..we will never forget you.
@PythonsPrologue
@PythonsPrologue 10 лет назад
"I knew it was a bad idea, but in the absence of any good ideas, I continued forward"
@AuroraAustralis_
@AuroraAustralis_ 2 года назад
One of my favourite scenes is when Max confronts the surgeon and you can hear the horrified anger in his voice, "What have you been *DOING?!* "
@frankcastle492
@frankcastle492 3 года назад
Man this voice actor is awesome, loved him in Control.
@xaioxaio11
@xaioxaio11 11 лет назад
My favorite quote is "I had killed more cops than cholesterol." Took me a while to get it but when I did, I was laughing DAMN hard.
@PipeBomb416
@PipeBomb416 7 месяцев назад
RIP James McCaffrey
@Glace1221
@Glace1221 9 лет назад
"Baghdad with g-strings". "Stripper ~ cake"
@lethalweapon626
@lethalweapon626 7 месяцев назад
R.I.P. to the legendary voice of Max Payne, James McCaffrey! May you rest in heaven!
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 2 года назад
I love maxes depressed shit talking quotes
@iansuess160
@iansuess160 7 лет назад
"I had a hole in my second favorite drinking arm"
@Fitzpatrick65
@Fitzpatrick65 11 лет назад
When he was finally able to play it. I was bawling like a baby.
@acfanboy1997
@acfanboy1997 11 лет назад
*read with Max's voice* I sat at my computer, wondering what I was doing, wasting my precious life like an alcoholic lying on the floor of his rundown apartment room suffering from a massive hangover. Then like an old stern blacksmith smashing his hammer against a sword fresh out of his forge, it hit me; it was because of porn.
@zaidabraham7310
@zaidabraham7310 4 года назад
*if you like Pornhub, you'll love Pornhub live* "There it was, the soundtrack to my life...".
@mayanksaluja846
@mayanksaluja846 3 года назад
Max payne is one of my favourite games ever . All the parts of this game were amazing with great story line and action.
@Savant617
@Savant617 8 лет назад
game was infuckingcredible
@BloodyRoastBeef
@BloodyRoastBeef 11 лет назад
"A fat bald dude with a bad temper" I found myself with a constant shit-eating grin during my playthroughs of this series (in particular this one). McCaffrey´s gotta have the best narrating voice ever and Max Payne´s gotta be the most miserable protagonist ever! xD I could probably make a video with hundreds of quotes from this bloak. I fuckin love this franchise!
@PlayableCharakter
@PlayableCharakter 2 года назад
James McCafferey was waiting for this moment. Too bad this game has not been out sometime today. It would certainly get to the great attention of fans. Like Roger Clark from RDR2.
@Rbeals2012
@Rbeals2012 7 месяцев назад
Rip James !🙏🏾 *Insert dark yet humorous Max Payne quote*
@ayylmao2040
@ayylmao2040 7 месяцев назад
One of my top men of games, right up there with Snake. RIP James, no one else could have made Max so cool as you.
@Airmylez
@Airmylez 12 лет назад
I love the pessimistic similes so damn much... "Made the NYPD look like the Hare Krishnas" is a personal favourite of mine. xD
@Mouselord96
@Mouselord96 7 месяцев назад
RIP James Mccafery. We will miss you. You will always be the voice of Max Payne for me.
@mzovbutboring2247
@mzovbutboring2247 5 лет назад
And, for a few seconds, came harmony.
@GaunterODimm2
@GaunterODimm2 7 месяцев назад
'No one would be rebooting his system'. That line always makes me have a senisble chuckle, ngl.
@TheInfamousIceman
@TheInfamousIceman 12 лет назад
"the pistol was a frozen lump in my hand, piercing the skin, gnawing me to the bone" thats from MP1, i always loved that quote and its def. my favorite
@Kempbadbrains
@Kempbadbrains 6 лет назад
So what am I, the button pusher?
@danielbold6167
@danielbold6167 6 лет назад
Max fucking Payne "Yeah, you're so good at it. Good job."
@Klausinator451
@Klausinator451 5 лет назад
@@danielbold6167 beat me to it by 9 months. You ever play Alan Wake?
@Klausinator451
@Klausinator451 5 лет назад
@@danielbold6167 Remedy didn't make this one but they did make the first 2. Love that company. Next game seems interesting
@danielbold6167
@danielbold6167 5 лет назад
@@Klausinator451 One of the best developers out there. I will give you that.
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