I've been sleeping in a cardboard box Spending every dollar at the liquor shop And even though I know I haven't got a lot I'll try to give you love until the day you drop I've been training like a Pavlov dog Let my independence out to take a hike All you got to do is activate my bell And I'll fetch you anything you like Going once, going twice Every man here has a price Over where? Over there, sold To not a single lady in here I've been in like a thousand times Dated every woman in the atmosphere I've been to every continent Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent Just remember not to love me when I disa- I graduated at the top I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie So if you have a fantasy of being a queen Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me Going once, going twice Won't these gentlemen suffice Any here? Any there? Any motions anywhere? Going twice going thrice Guess this means we'll go four times a lady I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around) And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down Don't worry I will never let you down So many ladies are wanting for mates And the prospects are good but the date's never great Over here over there over where? Anywhere They're too busy with winning the bidding to care And he's sold
It's obviously Ross' part 😒 (He was the uhm-..The guy in the background at the end whatever tf those guys are called, but they uhm..they speak very quick)
Lyrics: Mmmmmm mmmmm... Mmmmmm, mmmmm Mmmmm, Ive been sleepin in a carboard box Spending every dollar at the liqour shop And even though i dont have a lot Ill lptry to give u love you till the day you drop Training like a pavlov dog Let my independence out to take a hike All you gotta do is activate my bell(ding-ding) And ill fetch you anything you like! Going once, going twice Every man here has a price Over where? Over there? Sold!(sold) to not a single lady in here Ive been here like a thousand times Dated every woman in the atmosphere Ive been to every continent Broken all the hearts in the hemisphere And if im not the type of guy you like to circumvent Just remember not to love me when i dissapear I graduated at the top i like to take advantage of bourgeoisie So if you have a fantasy of being a queen Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me Going once Going twice Wong the gentlemen suffice? Any here? and there? Any motions anywhere? Going once Going thrice Guess this means well go four times a lady I promise ill be all youll need, ever need Youll never have to shop around(dont shop around!) And ill give you all youll ever need, ever need Dont worry, i willcnever let you down, let you down Dont worry, i willcnever let you down So many ladies are wantin for mates And the prospects are good but the dayes never great Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere Theyre to busy with winning the bid to care And, hes sold!
0:37 is my favorite part. Its so good to listen to i love this part sooooo much 😮💨 like the lyrics are so good and the bell is just the cherry on top ❤
GOING ONCE! GOING TWICE! WONT THESE GENTLEMEN SUFFICE!! ANY HERE? ANY THERE? ANY MOTIONS ANYWHERE? GOING TWICE GOING THRICE GUESS THIS MEANS WE’LL GO FOUR TIMES A LADY- 1:12
Lyrics: [Intro: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi] Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm mm Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm mm Mm-mm-mm mm mm, mm mm mm Mm mm mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm... [Verse 1: Joe Hawley] I've been sleeping in a cardboard box Spending every dollar at the liquor shop And even though I know I haven't got a lot I'll try to give you love until the day you drop [Break: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi] Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm mm Mm mm mm, mm-mm mm... [Verse 2: Rob Cantor] I've been training like a Pavlov dog Let my independence out to take a hike All you gotta do is activate my bell And I'll fetch you anything you like! [Chorus: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, (Ross Federman)] Going once, going twice Every man here has a price Over where? Over there? Sold (Sold!) to not a single lady in here [Verse 3: Zubin Sedghi] I've been here like a thousand times Dated every woman in the atmosphere I've been to every continent Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent Just remember not to love me when I disappear [Verse 4: Joe Hawley] I graduated at the top I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie So if you have a fantasy of being a queen Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me [Chorus: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi] Going once, going twice Won't these gentlemen suffice? Any here? Any there? Any motions anywhere? Going twice, going thrice Guess this means we'll go four times a lady [Bridge: Joe Hawley, (Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi)] I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around) And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need Don't worry, I will never let you down, let you down Don't worry, I will never let you down [Outro: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi] So many ladies are wanting for mates And the prospects are good, but the date's never great Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere They're too busy with winning the bidding to care And he's sold
Gacha user here, we are so sorry for the war crimes our community has committed. If I could, I'll make an apology video with blood, sweat, tears and a ukulele 😔