-What age are you supposed to be? -24 -I've had steak pies older than that. I bet if the Big man was to stick his hand down your knickers he wouldn't find any hair... just traces of your old man's lipstick This is the most insulting insult ever penned. Genius.
'Right! Pick a shoe! Lets see if yer back fanny can untie laces!' -Hysterical man! Be funny to see jack and vickor encounter the big man in one of their series!
I say stuff like that all the time now! I thought the smell of pish was coming from this direction! Right, pick a shoe! Lets see if yer back fanny can untie laces! 🤣
"I`ve had steak pies aulder than that" I had tae call aff work the day because of that quip... The Big Man disnae like takin a dae aff work ya bawbag !!!