The Big Man at the Pictures 

-What age are you supposed to be? -24 -I've had steak pies older than that. I bet if the Big man was to stick his hand down your knickers he wouldn't find any hair... just traces of your old man's lipstick This is the most insulting insult ever penned. Genius.

never get sick of this.

The stanley taped to the claw hammer!! 🤣🤣🤣

"I've had steak pies older than that"!

I actualy almost shat out my face when he said that last line about his back fanny and his shoe, oh my god.

“I’ve had steak pies ‘aulder than that”. 😂🤣

"I thought the smell a pish wiz cumin fae this direction" Brilliant

the big man is amazing

That's Scottish ingenuity for you!

That reminds me of the Scotrail no ticket incident. :D

nice to see a piece of high tech scottish weaponary. the hammer/stanley knife

Just love that bit about seeing if yer back fanny can untie laces!

I'm taping a box knife to a claw hammer now Lmao

big man.. brilliant

'Right! Pick a shoe! Lets see if yer back fanny can untie laces!' -Hysterical man! Be funny to see jack and vickor encounter the big man in one of their series!

His patter is simply unreal

its called 'chewin the fat' its amazing absolutely legendary

fantastic :)

pure class :-)

"nae problim dawl"..brilliant.

I say stuff like that all the time now! I thought the smell of pish was coming from this direction! Right, pick a shoe! Lets see if yer back fanny can untie laces! 🤣

total class!

haha..Whats shows this..? Looks classic..haha

"I`ve had steak pies aulder than that" I had tae call aff work the day because of that quip... The Big Man disnae like takin a dae aff work ya bawbag !!!

Classic moment.

i love the big man

pmsl "never mind the manager BAWBAG!!!! looooool

i think its Glasgow odeon, at the Quay.

I feel sorry fur that wee guy

Still classic 🤣

I remember when the Odeon Quay use to look like that

And claw-hammers with Stanley knives attached to them.

The scottish Tony Soprano. Nae bother.

@ally75 thanks :-D

NEVER MIND THE MANAGER BAAAWBAAAG!!!!!

Charles Endell Esquire

quality weapon stanly tied on tae a hammer might use that

what does he say at the end?

Well

I love the bigman!!!!!! "right you`s ya bunch a fannies, next arse hole to post a comment is gonnae get his smile adjusted chelsea style"

ive had steak pies aulder than that

Let's pick a shoe and see if yer back fanny can untie laces!!

LOL hahaha

LOL

at wans a peach

haha keekiewinker....

@Raedan23 lol

@FraserTheMentalist Scotlands the best, we should have independance from the UK then we'd be an even richer and more successful country.