The Bigoted English | DYLAN MORAN Like, Totally... BEST OF | Universal Comedy 

*I agree* fiercely!!!

😂Love it! My favourite is "it's a fine soft day, thank God" when it's absolutely bucketing down. 😁

@@peecee7568 It's only a large storm.

Yes, Russians taught him well. 🤣😶

This comment just gave me a head ache 😂

D’you wanna nother drink then 😂

Tiramasu, fried in sugar!

He's a latter-day Oscar Wilde. A hilarious Irish smart-ass with a silver tongue.

Hot fleas, in the gulping dark!

He's my favorite twinkly-eyed fucker with a pig under his arm.

@@alexsynan1347 I'm a veritable Shakespeare when I have 20 pints inside me. At least i thunk I am am.

No. No he's not. If you're painting someones house, why would THEY supply you with a ladder? (that you might steal)

WHAT?! @@darz_k.

@@denysarcuri1213 Well obviously, your little tiktok brain isn't able to figure that one out. No surprises there.

Him and Stewart Lee are grossly underrated. But in a way I don't mind that they're not so mainstream

@darz_k I didnt get that one, and I'm not on tiktok. Hahaha gotchaa!!

That's Irish humor. Moran has refined it into a fine art.

@@fluffy_mcflooferson4635 h Ooovhoophpooovoo op vv op ooh ohhghegwf who will in huyghrhgjuugmyyu O Overall y bhag

@Paul Plebian ur plan using the new for free so pls don’t

His take on the thoughts behind kids' behaviours gave me multiple hernias.

"Wtf is that big yellow thing in the sky?....Arrrrrggggghhhh!"......

"I thought it was only seven mins til we're all fucked!"

It's usually how we describe things, we're walking talking oxymorons

@@Gaiden-Shinji875 Fuckin' funny though!.....

Hahaha! That bit was gold

Love the username.

@@OpeningSalvo Cheers!. It might change to "ExSapper CurrentlyInPrison" if this shit keeps up!.....

"twinkly-eyed fookers with a pig under their arm!" Haven't laughed out loud so hard in a long time ...

@@customcartoons "Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler"......So true!.......

Ok now that there's a comment in a comment let's make a cult

Exactly! He says all the things we would say if we thought someone would listen to us!

I'd have to agree. Somewhere I'm sure there's someone willing to give me money to hear all of the random, neurotic nonsense that runs through my overthinking mind when I'm trying to sleep but can't because I'm alone with my thoughts ONLY THEN and my brain doesn't actually want to rest. It just has endless questions and a compulsive need to talk my ear off. But he does it better than my introvert mind would ever allow me to.

And vice versa!

SAME

Yes it doesn't get boring and it's expressive and melodic.

@donna d same with that sentence you just wrote.

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I was thinking more jimeoin

Hahahaha

@@Dilkingt0nne And I was seeing Ardal O'Hanlon.

Jaysus. We really do all look like that!

well its always fun making fun of others and i guess you're either american or british so you already have a bias but honestly hearing irish accent is actually far worse than hearing german,

@@excelsior0075 I’m Greek, but nice try!

@@peslacbill And i am from canada but that explains it too actually, greeks are blaming their own economic ruin on the EU and germans So you can enjoy this rant on youtube but it won't still change your economic conditions Rhetoric and ignorance only goes so far

Ήρθε η Καναδέζα εφτά μήνες μετά να μας την πει. Σας έχει πειράξει το κρύο εκεί πάνω.

@@excelsior0075 I don't think you understood the joke if you think it was about insulting Germans. You don't have to like the joke but it helps if you understand it. Please read this in an Irish accents

Colin Firth looked like a young Colin Firth when this was filmed.

Oh he’s far more attractive than Colin mmm

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That's now the American Dream - but is being dreamt by a pack of white supremacist morons who don't know how to make it happen.

Why did noone like it? Well for starters it involved killing people, everyone, and going on vacations, do you know the German word for Vacation? The polish didn't either, it's called blitzkrieg, and then there was a lot of sports, like winning the first tour de france...with a tank, but that was easy, cause ze frensh were all driving backwards, very fast, and there was also a lot of camping with a lot of fire and someone screamt "gas!" and "arbeit macht müde" and people were very offended so zey kindly asked us to stop what we're good at by bombing the shit out of us. But at least we don't glow in the dark like some country in the east. You were a great Publikum, it's always a freude to offend you, have a nice evening and rememba, we're watching and waiting for zat yellowstonepark to go boom to show you how many friends you really have. byebye!

@@Wolf_Khain HAHA. You joker! And they say the Germans don't make jokes :P But I'm from the Netherlands. I'm not a bloody Yank. But if Yellowstone goes boom, the Dutch and Germans will be the first to help. The Americans and we are very very strong allies. We will go through fire for them, as they will do the same for us. Admit it ;-)

Wasn't meant as an insult but satire. and of course we're the first to help our friends and allies, we Just don't leave once we get to the US. Best friends forever

I’m also German and ai totally agree! The stand up I’ve taken a liking to is usually American, but this guy is one of the best to ever do it. Amazing stuff!

It's the surrealism, like Eddie Izzard of old

My father showed me Eddie Izzard when I was a kid and helped explain some complex gender stuff at a young age... that I am now told is wrong and makes Me, Eddie, standup comedy and his makeup decisions transphobic.

Most are

lol, I guess it’s why he said it’s only half true :)

We all are 🤣

Good thing you redd that up.

Umpernater actually

That actually has a name?

@@leahvaris769 yes the spaces between the teeth ona comb is called "Umpernater", googled this.

I was wondering! Thanks! : )

They're both curly haired, but Richard Ayoade's is curlier.

Don't worry, he was talking about our (English) obsession with the second world war. One day, maybe, we may calm down.

@@peterjohnson8763 I don't think you will ever calm down because once you stop looking at others you are forced to look at yourselves.

His german sounded more like Dutch.

@@whattheflyingfuck... you may have a point there. Lets hope we can all be more self reflective.

Siggi M 🤣true! (I speak Dutch)

Check out his show "monster". Really funny.

@@thebonerfromhell Thanks!

Dawg Oscar Wilde wrote 90% comedies hahahahhaaha

I know. He was asked numerous times to get off his phone.

Good catch

Well there is a lot more from him. This set is 14 years old.

We probably all knew your granny

It wasn't Margaret O'Shaughnessy, was it?

@@fergalhughes165 sure I got a few lambs off her last year, strange lady from Tip. Kept going on about some bloke who thinks he’s Irish…

B, its always B.....

Paint half the house and steal half the ladder. Obviously

@@irinasidorenko9790 No house painting at all. Only ladder stealing.

@@fransmars1645 where's fun in that

The Irish can't do that any more. The Polish replaced them when they weren't looking. No the poles paint your house (very well) and not only don't steal your ladder, but look pityingly at you at the state of the ladder you'd tried to fob them off with.

Do you also include people from Cavan in this assessment?

Spot on. I'd say he is a major Dave Allen fan.

I have that CD, listen to it in the shower.

What are you going to do? Walk to his house to ask him? /s

I just read your comment. Wish I hadn't

I just read YOUR comment. I feel nothing in particular.

Dublin is the least Irish place in Ireland. It has no culture anymore. If you visit again you should go west

Paddy laddie ... who’s talking about culture... I was talking about the Irish people.. if I want Irish culture I’d go to New York..

Francelee Paris Ignore that. Whinging about Dublin is a hobby here in the West.

Francelee Paris false . What a fool to say that . New York my arse haha fool

Francelee Paris what Irish culture is in New York none - he’s talking about go to the Gaeltacht