The Bisexual Morpheus Joke

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@Sergeilol20 8 месяцев назад

"gay morpheus" -2 -2! "okay, Bisexual morpheus" +2 +2, saved He is a certified vibe preserver for sure, he knows how to read the room that is Twitch chat.

@DesertWooder 8 месяцев назад

tbf it is somehow funnier

@tiredmann 8 месяцев назад

@@DesertWooder it feels fitting in the world of matrix

@torgor_ 8 месяцев назад

good tweet-format humor has at least one rogue element that isn't necessary for the joke but makes you wonder if it is for exactly 1.4 seconds

@Sket6984 8 месяцев назад

⁠@@DesertWooder I funnier because making Morpheus gay feels like it changes so much about his lore. Whereas bisexual Morpheus is immediate head canon.

@december12twok12 7 месяцев назад

Twitch chat isn't a room. It's an asylum.

@Matidosh 8 месяцев назад

We're not gettin into any private schools with this one

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 8 месяцев назад

one look at his twitter history and he's already rinsed. he said he had an interview with a school and k8 told him to put his 1 mill plaque in the background as you can see

@jenm1 8 месяцев назад

I can't tell if she's memeing on him or not@@TheLibraryofLetourneau

@SL3DApps 8 месяцев назад

The dude is limited to only Amish private schools

@Level80Sorcerer 8 месяцев назад

Bisexual Morpheus takes both pills

@toban 8 месяцев назад

Mdma and estrogen

@baaaldur 8 месяцев назад

+2 for both of you

@Bossbabyfan2023 8 месяцев назад

the librarian has unleashed something terrible by republishing the dog joke

@yfnw461 8 месяцев назад

more like re-re-re-republishing it. It's been uploaded so many damn times. Only the newest of the new haven't seen it already.

@arlanengin6904 8 месяцев назад

@@yfnw461I would like to unsee it

@wet20 8 месяцев назад

@@yfnw461 ive been here for about a year and a half, that was the first time ive seen it

@itsbort 8 месяцев назад

@@yfnw461 watched him since way back in the early days of flash isaac and this was still the first time in memory i've seen/heard the dog joke! granted i havent been watching librarian religiously if it's been posted here before but there's definitely some untainted out there

@Exisist5151 6 месяцев назад

@@itsbort You watched NLSS or just Isaac clips?

@KyleSansL 8 месяцев назад

Every time I see the dog joke clip I can't help but notice when stifling his laughter, his eyes are actually crying for help

@Random_Fanguy 8 месяцев назад

I love when he spends an hour workshopping a joke just so the guys can go, "Oh yeah thats funny." when he retells it.

@kesler4982 8 месяцев назад

you know the people that stone face his jokes are just wondering the best way to steal the joke.

@Wyvernnnn 8 месяцев назад

He truly fucked it up by omitting the colon and the newline

@TheMarkoSeke 8 месяцев назад

Every time he says "backshots" I lose a year off my lifespan

@AriaLaurel 8 месяцев назад

I gain 10

@wabbajocky8235 8 месяцев назад

this man is already dead, he just doesn't know it

@asystole_ 8 месяцев назад

I still don't understand exactly what it's supposed to mean. Just hittin it from the back?

@Vonias 8 месяцев назад

@@asystole_ Pretty sure it refers to at the end when the intention is to "shoot" on one's back.

@JackH_123 5 месяцев назад

@@asystole_it means doggy style

@dsquared9044 8 месяцев назад

Bisexual Neo be like, "I am the two"

@opossumboyo 8 месяцев назад

The background static and audio quality in Dog Joke makes me feel like it is some kind of Analog Horror ARG

@tabula_rosa 8 месяцев назад

bisexual agent smith going "mr & mrs anderson" made me laugh so hard

@cornkopp2985 8 месяцев назад

The bisexual morpheus bit was insane. I feel like every once in a while a random cishet person just gets posessed by some gay ghost who starts sharing queer prophecies and stuff

@afineegg1040 8 месяцев назад

Call that mf a Poltergayst

@notNajimi 8 месяцев назад

Deputized by the gays

@ultimateid5486 5 месяцев назад

@orionlax626 3 месяца назад

The idea that you have to be gay to talk about gay stuff is interesting.

@cornkopp2985 3 месяца назад

@@orionlax626 you don’t have to be, but a lot of people who aren’t queer have a very poor understanding of the dynamics and memes and stuff

@demiposeidon 8 месяцев назад

NL really used "serving" correctly (?) without missing a beat. So hip, so with it

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 8 месяцев назад

he talks about shitting in the mother toilet and serving cvnt so much, he is truly hip with it

@litapd311 8 месяцев назад

@@TheLibraryofLetourneauhe's more hip with it than i am and im younger than him :( i still don't know why people are serving c**ts to each other or what the fuck a mother toilet is

@MrNiallisme 8 месяцев назад

@@TheLibraryofLetourneauhe's hip, he's cool, he's 35

@ConFusi0n 8 месяцев назад

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Ok but what does shitting in the mother toilet mean, I tried to look it up and still couldn't figure it out.

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 8 месяцев назад

@@ConFusi0n none of it makes any sense tbh. its just variations of cunt and "serving mother" inserted into random phrases

@Furiac. 8 месяцев назад

somehow the mr and mrs anderson bit was the funniest thing in the whole video and it didnt even make sense

@CatherineLeonard-xx4bl 8 месяцев назад

It’s so insane to me that he’s literally gotten the matrix exactly correct, that’s precisely agent smiths motivations, that’s the metaphor

@Materialist39 8 месяцев назад

considering the cultural colossus of men who get it exactly wrong, this is welcome

@jimmyredd 8 месяцев назад

Nah son he hates the smell.

@C0TTo 8 месяцев назад

bro he headcanons characters like he's in matrixtwt. he even gets the problematic relationships right

@user-tc5qc4ql8m 8 месяцев назад

says he's not the one to be talking about it but then gives a reading that's completely in line with most queer people's interpretation

@wabbajocky8235 8 месяцев назад

i don't know where you got "most" from

@FloofMother Месяц назад

He’s like jerma but he’s aware of his fruityness

@limehawk4989 8 месяцев назад

SILENCE.... I PEG YOU - ahmed

@cassandravaupel7589 8 месяцев назад

The "Hyah" in the "other 35 year olds" bit was V I S C E R A L

@low-resghul8306 8 месяцев назад

Jesus Christ put a warning next time librarian I almost had a heart attack when young ryab popped up right on my face

@ScarletVecna 8 месяцев назад

those dog jokes at the end were vile. i dont think i ever cringed at Ryan before. the curse of being a new frog i guess.

@isaactfa 8 месяцев назад

new frog: why do my teeth hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking backshots: because you're cringing them for the first time

@ScarletVecna 8 месяцев назад

@@isaactfa +2.

@matcha_t 8 месяцев назад

Seeing it for the first time is what I imagine getting hazed in college feels like. Up down to the side welcome to the lion pride.

@XekTOr89 8 месяцев назад

@@isaactfa Now this is actually funny.

@nonpondo_ 8 месяцев назад

@@matcha_tnow he gotta go back and watch all the old nlss' to see what they took from us, up down all around welcome to jsmith town

@EvilToe 8 месяцев назад

this is the Wachowski's true vision

@buchanator 8 месяцев назад

the worst part of the dog joke is the hat

@loopholesloopy 8 месяцев назад

IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME!!

@SirLordPanzer 8 месяцев назад

The dog joke still gives me psychic damage

@IWkris 8 месяцев назад

Every librarian video feels like a complete meal, nothing is missing

@IanZWhite00 8 месяцев назад

If he posted the bisexual version of that tweet it would’ve gone crazy

@etasjo 8 месяцев назад

gaygent smith

@HandikraftWerks 8 месяцев назад

This is nice post

@phylocybe_ 7 месяцев назад

@HassanSra 4 месяца назад

Hell yeah brother

@MaxwellKasper 8 месяцев назад

7:28 POV: You ask Diogenes to share some of his profound wisdom:

@asystole_ 6 месяцев назад

that one chatter said "semomancer"

@AmyGoo22 8 месяцев назад

The dog joke. Classic

@fedweezy4976 8 месяцев назад

Can someone remind me where the "___ today pharaoh" bit came from? I can't remember the source for the life of me.

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 8 месяцев назад

www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/y1pr9u/bro_who_tf_my_mom_talking_to/

@fedweezy4976 8 месяцев назад

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you so much now they won't think I'm insane

@BEEFlNbandit 8 месяцев назад

The clip at the end confirms the effects Coke zero has had on Ryan's voice over the years.

@Sam-cl1ow 8 месяцев назад

I’m glad you finally got the chance to play the camcorder test video. All the newheads need to see the full extent of scumegg’s humor

@Nthsey 8 месяцев назад

*giggled at title* *chuckled at thumbnail* *burst out laughing at bisexual Morpheus* *joker’d at wondering if Agent Smith is bisexual* Mind you at this point my coworkers are about as gone as the wind.

@Tottosmile 8 месяцев назад

Okay but why did it take me half the video to realise he wasn't talking about bisexual morbius

@matcha_t 8 месяцев назад

This whole bit reminded me of that iconic neo/morpheus comic by stevetwisp where they party at the club and have a tender moment together (idk if I'm allowed to post links so I won't risk it) real tumblr girlies know

@rattlesnek3847 8 месяцев назад

I know exactly what you're talking about

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 8 месяцев назад

you can post it, ill just have to approve the comment but i also wanna see this lol

@TrinityEcho 8 месяцев назад

The joke somehow became funnier to me after he had to explain it to the chatter

@gbpooky 8 месяцев назад

he's actually not wrong, the trans allegory the wachowski sisters have said was the meaning behind the story posits the exact same thing about agent smith, but about being trans

@recurveninja 8 месяцев назад

retcon

@loopholesloopy 8 месяцев назад

original intent

@recurveninja 8 месяцев назад

@@loopholesloopy the wachowski brothers were not "always transsexual" - they were straight men who got mindbroken by a dominatrix named Ilsa Strix and ketamine.

@SeveralGhost 5 месяцев назад

@@recurveninja whoowee talk about an actual retcon

@swiftlymurmurs 5 месяцев назад

@@recurveninjaNo need to share your personal kinkfics in these comments man, we're talking about the real world here

@tomguglielmo9805 8 месяцев назад

Congrats CHIBLEE NATION for the nomination! Upcoming streamer on the streamer awards!

@dylanlawson3213 8 месяцев назад

Thank you chef Watanabe you are the peoples champion

@jb4evrnckj 8 месяцев назад

the way he accidentally stumbled onto the allegory for the matrix except its not about being gay/bi, its about being trans fkgkgkbdkfk

@VerbalLearning 8 месяцев назад

For the hypothetical Jeff Dunham trivia question he forgot to mention option E: Backshot

@toobigtofail4232 8 месяцев назад

I hate that I immediately knew that damn puppets name

@hellvatican3385 8 месяцев назад

NOOO THE DOG JOKE I FORGOT

@LargelyUnemployed 8 месяцев назад

Those dog jokes at the end were horrendous, don't get me wrong, but it is at least a little comforting to know that even NL wasn't just born funny.

@strangest_cacti 8 месяцев назад

"reading the joke explains the joke" really bolted my egg

@FettuccineAllaGay 8 месяцев назад

straight man learns that the Matrix was created by two queer women

@karamarakamarama 8 месяцев назад

You're actually evil for that last clip Dharmaraja is not gonna like this one when you kick the bucket I'll tell you that

@harrybartko859 8 месяцев назад

The gas leak is back

@Lue.mp3 8 месяцев назад

3:26 aint no way he thinks streaming doesn't destroy his brain day by day he literally has said that he caught himself conjuring "skibidi rizz" thoughts out of nowhere

@asystole_ 6 месяцев назад

NL: we weave elaborate... symphonies every day also NL: chibleee, chibleee, Olivia Munn

@guymann1660 5 месяцев назад

somebody's deck has countered my ice block somebody's trap card has countered my ice block guess they just countered my ice block oh yeah

@blerp6675 7 месяцев назад

Backshots today pharoah? 👀

@huggelion 6 месяцев назад

both the creators of the matrix are trans its like a full allegory for not being allowed to be your self

@DarkMichael9 7 месяцев назад

When you're at the movie theater with your date, and you giggle to yourself. She goes: "What?" You go: "Bisexual Morpheus taking backshotz"

@ssun9074 8 месяцев назад

Therapist: Bisexual Morpheus isn't real, he can't hurt you Bisexual Morpheus:

@plastiktuten3866 Месяц назад

that last clip is fucking foul 😭 holy god he’s amazing

@archon_maenad 8 месяцев назад

Not me scrolling through the comments as the video plays and becoming increasingly tempted to skip to the end from how many people are talking about the dog joke(s?).

@daniellynchjr.919 8 месяцев назад

The king is back

@jamesmccomb9525 8 месяцев назад

It's unfair how funny everybody in these comments are.

@sl5945 8 месяцев назад

bro that cursed clip at the end is a skinwalker wearing NLs face. shit don't sound like him at all

@blindeyedblightmain3565 8 месяцев назад

What da hell, the gay agent Smith bit is actually insane +2

@snorlax42 8 месяцев назад

I can't believe everyone is freaking out at the dog joke, the kids these days don't know the classics 😤

@Crashpunk 8 месяцев назад

I've never seen the dog joke before. Thanks for that

@Anberye 8 месяцев назад

I wish I could weave such an immaculate joke as NL did here, they will be writing about this joke in the comedy history books

@izckloable 8 месяцев назад

I have never upvoted a video just for the thumbnail. Until now 🙀

@vepply 8 месяцев назад

hes come a LONG way since the dog joke

@ShinShirt 8 месяцев назад

that dog joke gave me whiplash

@emeryboehnke4259 8 месяцев назад

Enell the bicon

@avwholesomegamer 8 месяцев назад

3:42 Professional shitposter: we’re weaving a symphony every single day u.u

@vepply 8 месяцев назад

Problamatic power dynamic ICANT

@kewlkrew100 5 месяцев назад

I still don't understand why he sounds like a completely different person than when he was in his 20s

@TheLibraryofLetourneau 5 месяцев назад

pick out a video from the beginning/middle/end of every year of his career, he sounds different every other month lmfao

@retinas2001 8 месяцев назад

This thumbnail is gold

@Kooftown 8 месяцев назад

i’m telling mcdonalds on you

@ghoulamvs4887 8 месяцев назад

this genuinely deserves to be part of the NL hall of fame.

@Isaacandjed 8 месяцев назад

I'm really glad NL is a real Matrix head. Vis a vis, indubitably

@PedroKing19 13 дней назад

2:58 Mr... _and_ Mrs. Anderson

@demujo 8 месяцев назад

the first time i heard it, i thought it was ok second time, i started fucking dying

@tuftymink 8 месяцев назад

Paul Giamatty screaming at children again

@Re-Crafted 6 месяцев назад

NL being fujo-fied by K8 is the darkest timeline

@onezerotwo 8 месяцев назад

THE DOG JOKE

@iluxa-4000 4 месяца назад

Mister and missis Anderson!

@Troegs 8 месяцев назад

The rant at 3:17 + the video the other day with 3426 is a weird dichotomy.

@Materialist39 8 месяцев назад

Wait the Jeff Dunham joke is so funny, how’d that sneak in there

@RobotnikPlngas 8 месяцев назад

That hat at the end though.

@MrGreedylou 8 месяцев назад

Please let this man evolve, the final part of this video made me cringe all in my lap. Some things should be left to the past

@squid_pro_quo 8 месяцев назад

Early 2000s era NL jumpscare

@ORaylon Месяц назад

Holy shit im glad i met the better ryan first lol

@kerokeropoonito 6 месяцев назад

alright alright

@ViewtifulGene 5 месяцев назад

Agent Smith is gay for fighting Mr. Anderson. He's straight in the same way Baki characters and Top Gun dudes are straight.

@flaccidacid6819 5 месяцев назад

someone made a several hour long breakdown on why the matrix is a trans allegory.

@chyuame 7 месяцев назад

Morpheus is uke and Neo is seme?

@LisaSimpsonLiberal 8 месяцев назад

Walter!

@Mindofthequill 8 месяцев назад

SMH NL has no imagination for shipping.

@beeeennnnnnn 8 месяцев назад

Fishburne could mess me up frfr

@thekryken 8 месяцев назад

No shot you bring the dog joke back into a video in 2024 lmao

@nate433 8 месяцев назад

Cursed thumbnail. +2

@EpicbubbleNITE 8 месяцев назад

What’s the outro song?

@atl663 5 месяцев назад

lmfaooo

@MetaLemonaide 8 месяцев назад

Here I thought NL had covid brain but no, he’s always been like this.

@AVeryGreedyBee 8 месяцев назад

@dangerdangerTrapeze 6 месяцев назад

dont get the hate for the dog joke i thought it was pretty great