The Bizarre Simulator Game No One Knows About 

I fully expected that smile sign to just crush your character when it was shaking and then there be a hard cut to a different recording lol

The best one in the Disaster Report series is "Part 2 - RAW DANGER!" for the PS2. It has branching characters and story for extended replay value. If y'all got the emulator route for it, pick the UNDUB version which is basically the "fixed" version since the US/EU versions have the cheesy dialogue, the abundant "blonde hair" on the MCs and uneven audio. The Undub ver. also retains the original Japanese audio with English subs, fixed the uneven audio, retained the original intro that was cut in the western releases, the original Title screen and the original hair colors and character designs. I personally rank Part 2 as first, followed by Part 4 "Summer Memories," then the Original Disaster Report on PS2 and finally "Part 3 - A Fading City and Her Song" on the PSP. The PSP one being Japanese Exclusive that recently got English fan translated, but is still considered the "worst one" by some DR fans coz it lacked so much that Part 1-2 had, plus the story is waay too convoluted than the other DR games had (atleast Part 4 has "humor" in it lol)

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Before you even said anything about platforms, I knew this was a PlayStation title. It’s VERY ps1 era drug trip nothing-makes-sense era gaming!

😂 hilarious! Looks fun.