The Bonfire - Chet Haze AKA Chester Gump

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Dan Soder and Jay Oakerson talk about Tom Hanks' son Chet Haze. Who is an absolute doofus trying to be a rich kid rapper like Malibu's Most Wanted. They go over some of his interviews, his music and tweets with plenty of jokes about him embarrassing his dad and referencing Tom's movies. (9-2-15)

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@WhoIsOlton 4 года назад

HOLY SHIT DID SODER PREDICT CHET DOING A JAMAICAN ACCENT

@ajax54 3 года назад

My god he's done it again

@tonyf4352 Год назад

“Some would say I’m an oracle, I can predict major events in history and time” -dan’s feldman voice

@jaredkaelin7092 Год назад

Becaise he is os chet haze

@thegarge7476 Год назад

Chet's just doing an impression of Dan doing an impression of him

@ralphrmillerjr 4 года назад

"did you know sean paul is robert duvall's son?"

@cartercartercartercar 3 года назад

his ass ended up switching to patois too 😂

@napukapu 6 лет назад

One of the best Bonfire bits

@pogothepurple3826 Год назад

I'm standing here vaping, laughing my ass off at "I'm a dragon!!"

@TheRobinsonCenter 3 года назад

some of the funniest shit ive ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@LUellenmoss Год назад

Just in Chet Hayes summited Mount Everest no supplemental oxygen in high heel pump stilettos. Don't hate on him

@morriswest1165 5 лет назад

Malibu's most wanted

@johnmorris8444 3 года назад

“Colin’s room is so clean it looks like he got killed in a car accident” had me in tears!

@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад

I know! It’s such a spot-on and oddly specific thought. Every teen dramedy has that moment when the best friend visits the parents’ house and sits on the bed and reads cards or a yearbook. The parents always have dark circles under their eyes and put on a smile when opening the door to the friend, the husband stands there holding his wife from behind lovingly, the wife holds a cup of tea with both hands and is wearing a cardigan. Then you tell them you were supposed to be driving that night…

@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад

The wife asks you if you’d like a fresh brownie, “they were Colin’s favorite” she says with a weak smile that fades to sadness. The father asks you how college is going and you say “yo son! I get major ass! I ain’t a dead nerd like Colin! I smokes the stickiest of the icky and get down like a pimp” the father asks you to leave…

@jefflabbecomedy Год назад

Vapes like a dragon 😂

@johnnyappelseid1625 6 лет назад

this is the greatest podcast that i have ever accidentally stumbled upon.

@SDFlick619 5 лет назад

You’re in for a lifetime of fun now! Crackle crackle!

@jimmyjohnson8065 5 лет назад

I think most of the fans of this podcast are randoms who have never heard of either of them. But these guys are so great.

@chudyrobert4788 4 года назад

radio

@KameronJ7 4 года назад

@@jimmyjohnson8065 radio programme

@cummingonyourface 4 года назад

The bonfires the most lit bro welcome

@paydn202 3 года назад

as jay is saying "i wish i hated it more" in the background chet said "cause i get my balls hit more than serena playin tennis" lmao

@ChrisNajdek 3 года назад

Soder was prophetic about Chet speaking Jamaican years later...

@erictownsend6800 3 года назад

Listening to these two going back and forth is the greatest thing Comedy Central has ever done.

@paulfroelich1024 Год назад

Very good, but Tough Crowd and South Park.

@furyroad9259 6 лет назад

Pimpin' is as pimpin' does

@brandysigmon9066 4 года назад

hell yeah, lmfao

@espojtraveler123 3 года назад

Very underrated comment 😂

@saraforney3940 4 года назад

God what’s funnier, this or the Feldog series I honestly don’t know

@elburden 4 года назад

Sara Forney Feldog, but this is pretty damn close.

@kegonpegs2833 4 года назад

Sara Forney I see you comment on everything bonfire. Hell yeah

@D-Fens_1632 Год назад

"Your dad has made me feel more emotions than my own dad" is where I finally lost it lol.

@jordin36 5 лет назад

He's the 'NO RAGRETS' kid from We're The Millers

@prometheuscastles 5 лет назад

Fail

@JayBeezy31 3 года назад

No no bro,,,, he fucking B-rad from malibu's most wanted

@seven3oh 5 лет назад

Tom Hanks do the actin, Chet Hanks do the shootin

@cfernandez120 5 лет назад

Favorite part, died laughing when he said it 😂

@FullyLaidBack 3 года назад

Just reading this made food come out my nose.

@EgbertWilliams 6 лет назад

He should start a super group with Corey Feldman.

@davidgary3998 6 лет назад

yeah they could call themselves "the douche chills"

@007johndog007 5 лет назад

@@davidgary3998 nAH HOw about C&C Music factory?

@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад

“He should start a supergay group with Corey Feldman”

@subgrappling805 6 лет назад

This is one of my all time favorite Bonfire clips...great upload man. Jay and Dan are on fire here...so funny. #CrackleCrackle 🌲🔥🏕

@ShinRyojin Год назад

The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson becoming a rapper sounds like a Lonely Island character but he…he exists.

@DutchComedian 5 лет назад

17:47 "jamaican chet haze" kills me every time

@gvaron2391 4 года назад

They predicted it!

@KM-ch2wc 4 года назад

@@gvaron2391 so crazy....kinda creepy....

@sprthhfk 4 года назад

I wonder if he heard this and decided to troll everyone

@tmac14wr 2 года назад

33:30 this is actually the true story of Kid Rock. He’s not a rapper but he definitely tried to push the image that he was some poor trailer trash rebel. In reality his father owned several car dealerships and grew up in a millionaire family.

@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад

Explains his support on the insurrectionist traitor. Rich dads are the best!

@D-Fens_1632 Год назад

Is that one of those deals where he got cool because the black kids accepted him, but really it was just because he had nice shit?

@guanoguy4800 Год назад

Listening to this for the third time. It still makes me cry... from laughter.

@pieceofcake125 6 лет назад

He looks like Jamie Kennedy in Malibus most wanted.

@gesarts3625 6 лет назад

Not really.... they literally photoshopped his face on B-Rads body from the movie in the video pic. It's the pic with the guy wearing the visor.... it's from Malibus Most Wanted. He does act and talk like him however.

@misstrKevin 6 лет назад

That’s probably why it’s the picture in the video huh?

@pleromicpastry5445 5 лет назад

B-Rad Gluckman, yo, it's hawd up in da Malibu hood! Gotta wait like 15 minutes for a latte at Star-bizz-ucks!

@qwerty722 5 лет назад

Highly underrated & original comment 😉

@nitramyellek442011 4 года назад

That is photoshopped bruv

@yeeminyamin5515 6 лет назад

He should have called himself G GUMP.

@lancelegstrong7434 5 лет назад

Forest Pump

@joebarracuda6038 3 года назад

@@lancelegstrong7434 more like Forest DUMP or smth..

@thomasthomas3750 3 года назад

When they say "your dad's Forrest Gump" at the same time......... HILARIOUS

@Jameswilliam1982 3 года назад

Shocking Chester Gump never blew up.. lol

@theshantanator 4 года назад

17:48 they predicted Chet Hayes' Jamaican accent.... 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@alyxi 6 лет назад

15:48 - to be fair, that is a solid backing track

@916mw 4 года назад

The Kansas City wisps. Being able to make up a baseball team of that name in a matter of 2 seconds is a sign of true genius. I love Dan soder.

@zackrobson3308 2 года назад

19:44 kills me every time when Dan goes "Ahh I'm a dragon!"

@davidgary3998 6 лет назад

Mr Chet "dad it's so unfair..god!! I didn't ask to be born" Haze. I swear when Tom dies & chet tells people, I hope the first thing out of their mouths is "how'd he die....embarrassment?"

@amiracleone2803 3 года назад

Wait! Wait! Did Chet Hanks just Gangster rap that he will have the police beat you like Rodney King #WhitePrivilege ..............This Chet guy spits the realist bars ever yo. 👏

@didimean 5 лет назад

Holy shit these guys are pretty fucking funny - surprised I haven't heard them before haha

@eriktruchinskas3747 6 лет назад

I want to meet tom hanks just to ask him "why does your son think hes black?" Was mailbus most wanted about him?

@iprrdm6353 5 лет назад

These two can do no wrong. My stomach hurts. Thank you.

@LoveusSlothus 5 лет назад

Mine hurt the whole time..but the crying and side cramps came when they freestyled 🤣

@makerstudios5456 3 года назад

Picture me Gumpin’

@Taboot761 5 лет назад

With the Tom Hanks movie puns, they missed the obvious, "You think you're BIG dad, huh? You think you're BIG!"

@jasonfifi 3 года назад

dancing with the manager of a toy store on a pair of giant entire-floor sized turntables.

@anthonybeltran6144 4 месяца назад

I..,MET A GIRLFRIEND... A TRISCUIT! SHE SAID A TRISCIUT A BISCUIT! SHIMMY, SHIMMY COCO POP!... Your raps are weak dad!

@Gunslinger205 6 лет назад

imma dragon .... I'm done

@homunculusSZN 10 месяцев назад

I cannot believe a white dude rapped about Rodney King.

@nobiwankanobodi1840 6 лет назад

Big Jay Oakerson is f@cking HILARIOUS..he didnt wanna "jump out the gate", "THAT hard" for rude jude, but...funny stuff

@ispittruthchannel5317 3 года назад

Jay "rapping" the fruity pebbles line is awesome!!! As kids, me and my siblings found ways to insert that fruity pebbles commercial rap into millions of conversations haha Even as adults it's a running joke whenever fruity pebbles are mentioned or any number of things. I love these guys! Crackle Crackle🔥

@anthonyharrington7195 2 года назад

17:47 Dan Soder predicts Chet Hanks White Boy Summer in 2016 haha.

@DM94JAK 4 года назад

Jay at one point says "what a failure of his parents" but I would guess it was prolly a lil lack of discipline n shit but mostly the kid being raised with all the attention that his dad got n the attention he got for being his son

@colletti914 2 года назад

TWU

@jjccg9415 4 года назад

16:02 “Pimpin’ is as pimpin’ does” Oh God I almost get fired for bursting out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brandysigmon9066 4 года назад

lmfao

@brentalanadamlandgrave7635 2 года назад

I haven't laughed this hard, this consistently in a long time. Thanks, guys.

@puddintaine4556 5 лет назад

I just kept rappin', and rappin', and rappin'...

@Jameswilliam1982 4 месяца назад

This never gets old !!

@K_W_B82 2 месяца назад

Remix of Big Jay & Dan as Chet Haze 🤣 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DIxnTVmDqDc.html

@JokersNtheOddball 4 месяца назад

RAISED BY JAMAICAN NANNY!

@makeway305 5 лет назад

The real #Malibusmostwanted

@poolmannocal6299 5 лет назад

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BITS OF ALL TIME. They've got me doing this around the house. I'm FREESTYLIN' YO

@R9TR0 4 месяца назад

17:55 Dan predicted Chet would eventually use a Jamaican accent

@tommyapples8490 5 лет назад

As soon as the music started I literally got the chills/ cringe pimples!..lol

@malinko35 6 лет назад

Malibuuuu /\/\

@tyzilla87 3 года назад

Chet HAZEY DOLLARS BEEN VERIFIED NOW THO 💯🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😎🔥

@brtha3beats 3 года назад

Lahf is lahf is like a box of chocolates 👌🏾

@pleromicpastry5445 5 лет назад

He looks like Pauly Shore in the middle photo.

@johndoe-fq7ez 2 месяца назад

let's not pretend like Jay and Dan didn't have a wigger stage

@sixburgh64ss 5 лет назад

I took three years of advanced Haze. There is no mesh, he was simply asking if he MENTioned how he does it.

@1Solace 6 лет назад

His dad got him that part on Shameless

@lancehowle2007 4 года назад

1Solace holy fuck. Didn’t realize that was him. Lol.

@bricecate 5 лет назад

Nothing makes me happier than two of the best spit ball comics ripping apart an asshole for no reason other than its hilarious.

@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад

Easy now, phrasing.

@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад

It’s not just hilarious, ripping asshole is hot, like a bonfire.

@ukuleledame3599 2 года назад

12:18 the biggest laugh I’ve heard from big Jay

@raykobialka6666 8 месяцев назад

Walffers! Amazing!!!

@shawng.478 Год назад

How’d they predict the patwa

@LoveusSlothus 5 лет назад

Shout out to Spaghetti back dresses 😎 #cracklecrackle 🍁🔥

@Don_Perro_Oficial 4 года назад

Stretch it out and then mesh it out

@fadedP 3 года назад

Pimpin is as Pimpin does

@johnniejackson9522 3 года назад

My stomach hurts

@raykobialka6666 8 месяцев назад

When Big Jay says he likes to keep his suits "all crispy" I lose it every time!

@es2150 6 месяцев назад

Fresh ol suit

@TheXquisit1 6 лет назад

Crackle crackle🔥🌲🏹🛶⛰🏕⛺️🗡🚬

@bump112 5 лет назад

Reminds me of Jeffree Star and his music lol

@Toreju7240 3 года назад

Funny thing is chet haze had a viral vid on his page of his speaking patois talking bout trump😂

@beandipcartography Год назад

Yo, it's B-Rad in da hizzay !

@driley5004 4 года назад

"Sounds like a banker that settled South Dakota" holy shit he's quick

@jerrytrejo5365 5 лет назад

call me GODZILLA Hanks Aaaaaaaahhhh

@dustinminshull9066 3 года назад

Beating you up like Rodney king by 4 cops... yikes man

@sludgepls Год назад

Read this as he said it. Ripples through my digestive system BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

@anthonybeltran6144 5 месяцев назад

Oh my god! This is gold

@frozenfenix0 6 лет назад

47:00 Oh god that's fucking hilarious

@JEliJGra 4 месяца назад

Don't be hatin

@BFL491 3 года назад

Three Words....Malibu’s Most Wanted

@ghostshellz752 5 лет назад

Malibu gangsta lmao SMFH poor Tom hanks!

@JEliShots 3 месяца назад

Chet rapping is like SNLs Blizzard.. also.. Chet rapping gangster is fruitier than Aubrey Acting like Drake

@fluffiedoom 11 месяцев назад

OMG dude. I am a woman and those lyrics make me feel...yuck! If someone talked to me like that I'd tell them to step the F back or they're getting maced. EIW. I didn't think (SOME OF) the beats were too bad, but those lyrics...hell no.

@mlab11 Год назад

3:55

@davekendall1139 2 года назад

Spittin fire 🔥 is.....as spittin fire 🔥 does

@neurosentience5150 9 месяцев назад

Solid gold

@D-Fens_1632 Год назад

There's just so much about this that is Too Weird. Now that everybody hates Tom Hanks do they finally respect Chet? Or maybe I should ask do they be givin him his props and shit?