Dude what the fuck Jay was attacked in jail. Lmao I had no idea. This dude has never talked about it. You figured it would be something he would put in his act.lol that shits crazy!!
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@@Evs78101 watch the MSSP vs LOS basketball game. I dont believe for one second he was a real bouncer. He is clearly a superbitch. HE once said he was spar boxing once with a friend. When he got jabbed in the face the first time he said he got sad and just went on defense for the rest of the match wanting it to end quick
Jay: "[...] and unpaid tickets." Guest: They lock you up for that out here?" Out here? As in any state in the United States? As in everywhere?Then yeah, yes.
I'd watch the shit out of that if it were turned into a movie. It already has all the good tropes. Especially that part where your standing on that bus handcuffed to a very pissed off individual. God truly does have a sense of humor but also he does want you to pay your parking tickets .
Yet another reason why New York sucks. Most places it’s another ticket and you’re on your way. Over the years I’ve slowly heard comedians and other entertainers admit how bad that city sucks but no one will admit while living there.
Life Pro Tip: first thing you do in jail is figure out who's ass you can kick, and then bait that person into fucking with you so that you can show that you're "not the one". Then if you can, make sure that the correctional officer/guard/cop is able to break things up before you really hurt someone and get more charges.
After the MSSP basketball game freakout Jay had, i dont believe this horseshit one bit. If he even WAS in jail he definitely cried in the corner the whole time and didnt interact
@0:59 no they don't have to arrest you if your DL comes up suspended... its called officers discretion and Jay's complacent reaction to it is just wrong... the pig could have given him a break and a chance to fix it... come on he was driving a car with his pregnant girlfriend... not quite a Bonnie and Clyde situation...
I’m super white never been fucked with in the handful of jails ive been in over night or the one longer stay but some black dude almost got shanks with a medal fro pick and he only had the one eye cause he was in there after the cops show him in the head and took the other eye
