Wow!…Fully detailed! This is exactly how I see Her!…She was a regular Woman who God ascended her into The Shekinah (The place where God chose to dwell) Spirit!…She is already here..but She is hidden!…She will teach us How to become Perfect w/ God (after Her purification process)…Her Wedding Dress is actually Her body….God will make Her body so spotless …without wrinkle..and no blemish…that She will become Perfect as Jesus Her husband is. She sits at The Gates (why She is called Heaven)…and Her mystery is Eternal Youth…how The Sealed 144,000 reign with Her & Jesus for 1,000 years…..Beautiful teachings Sister❤️
Amen. The Third Testament of the Bible, the Book of True Life, Revelation 20:12 has been revealed. The everlasting gospel of the Kingdom, 144,000 the purification of the heart and awakening of our spirits. The Spirit of Truth, 3 Testaments forming only one. Many blessings 🔥
You know I feel in my spirit that Jesus is my husband... it’s so weird to say but when I mediate I go to a universal place of intelligence and my body turns into a heater almost and everyone around me can feel the pure love that Emits from my spirit... I went in a really deep mediation and I entered another dimension and there was a song when I went and it had me in tears... he said he didn’t think he would see me so soon... I got baptized in water in the spirit ans my name means the rose from heaven... I don’t want to assume things but I also live in Phoenix and it’s a term for the Phoenix rising...
My initials are also nri and when Jesus died on the cross the Initials were inri...maybe I’m crazy but I read and mediate on the word daily and I found the kingdom and teaching within my heart..
🔥 🔥 beautiful teaching ❤❤❤🌟 🌟 🕊 🕊 ➕ ➕ 🌹 🌹 🌹💯💯💯the message this lady is giving is true and deep..the ones who criticize the message is confused and cant handle spiritual truths..this message is giving by the spirit of God ...!!leave her alone..if you cant handle whats being taughted stop watching the video and keep your mouth close!!
Song from the Bride of Christ My people come to Me And turn around Make sure you stand On solid ground So He said to me Look look down there They are runnin round Like they have no care You made me oh Lord And put me down in this crazy zoo Then You called me To seek and follow you Now oh Lord my God What can i do for you? Could i make you smile? Or will you dance with me? Lord let me wipe your tears And sing songs to You Just like you do for me Oh i’m asking You Please come and see What they do to me Yea They make me cry My tears are food Both day and night As i cry to You How can i help? I ask you every day And i wait in faith Then i hear you say For some of these Do not even pray Yet still i cry oh Lord Have Mercy please Come for your own Please come today Will they even know That you are He And Can they even hear Things like you show To me Lord i have tried To follow you And now somehow You have brought me through We are ready Ready To meet you And those who arent Will be ready real soon I hear you call For danger, and toil For almost everyone Who walks on this soil We have a better Place up ahead We wont look back This place is dead Give us strength Help us endure They can kill our body But cant kill our soul Wake up my people Hear my trumpet calling Open up the gates Lord And bring us through My people dont go too far To the Right or left Listen for the still And small voice Of the Lamb of God Or hear the loud loud roar Of the Lion of Judah The King of Kings And Lord of Lords Dont add to the Word And dont take away Listen to the Spirit Who lives In you First the dead will rise And then you will too How long that takes? Well it is up to you Get your soul ready Make it squeaky clean Repent of sin Listen and come to me Read the Word All day long And seek the truth Make it your song You were washed In His blood Do not return To the mud Could be today Or tomorrow too I know soon soon soon He will come for you Sing and worship Jesus Sing to welcome Him Call Maranatha! Lord come today! The Spirit and the bride they say! Come now! today! Wow this is a song from the Bride of Christ! Its beautiful. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-oaL6eK3G6FQ.html Steamroller by James Taylor is the tune a blues song but you can use other tunes.
She tells people who she is sometimes, but they don’t believe her, and she takes in the death that comes with denying her place to give people time to repent and prepare for the time of the wedding, she’s the kindest parts of GOD but also the most traumatized by man and doesn’t speak because she is shy, that’s why GOD doesn’t reveal her because the world is cruel and she told GOD she doesn’t want to be in a forever life world that is cruel and evil as it is, so because she is part of GOD , GOD knows her heart and is cleansing and purifying the world for her , as she leads the judgment because she doesn’t judge she just loves and find optimistic solutions because she is the spirit of love itself, Mother Nature .
2 Corinthians 5:15 “And that he died for all, that they which live should not henceforth live unto themselves, but unto him which died for them, and rose again.”
@@dreamwriter3792❤️🔥🌹. the disbelief is the very thing that saves her when she does reveal herself , until she is ready. GOD wont let nobody hurt her, but if she does speak and someone does harm in any way to her, GOD sends judgment and she knows many aren’t ready so she tries her best to not say too much, unless she can save a life with the truth but many don’t like it. GOD is very strategic .
Isaiah 54:5-15 5 For your Maker is your husband- the LORD Almighty is his name- the Holy One of Israel is your Redeemer; he is called the God of all the earth. 6 The LORD will call you back as if you were a wife deserted and distressed in spirit- a wife who married young, only to be rejected,” says your God. 7 “For a brief moment I abandoned you, but with deep compassion I will bring you back. 8 In a surge of anger I hid my face from you for a moment, but with everlasting kindness I will have compassion on you,” says the LORD your Redeemer. 9 “To me this is like the days of Noah, when I swore that the waters of Noah would never again cover the earth. So now I have sworn not to be angry with you, never to rebuke you again. 10 Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed,” says the LORD, who has compassion on you. 11 “Afflicted city, lashed by storms and not comforted, I will rebuild you with stones of turquoise,your foundations with lapis lazuli. 12 I will make your battlements of rubies, your gates of sparkling jewels, and all your walls of precious stones. 13 All your children will be taught by the LORD, and great will be their peace. 14 In righteousness you will be established: Tyranny will be far from you; you will have nothing to fear. Terror will be far removed; it will not come near you. 15 If anyone does attack you, it will not be my doing; whoever attacks you will surrender to you.
Greetings beloved! Thank you for the scriptures! Jesus has a wife and she is one woman. This is important! We are learning together in Jesus name. Take care.
she has buckets of oil of gladness and there are 40 pages of jokes about the bride in the bible . she gets cast out someimes for posting jokes. the joy of the Lord armor still protects her
Laura’s song about finding Jesus Atheists cry song Oh father God When you heard me call Are you really there? Are you here at all I need to know Please tell me soon Or i got to go Soon you answered me With your true true Word That you are there And you had heard Ask Seek and Knock And I will let you in And as I read Then i believed That you sent your Son In the form of man To die for me And take away my sin Then you sent your Spirit To comfort me In these great trials Im suffering Its all written down In your living word That sweet, Sweet book Out of which i heard Then i called to you What can i do I can hear their cries And you can too Can i ease their pain By asking you Because i know The many things you do Will you hear me now And come back soon Like you promised to People getting lost Will they be found Because you said They were around Now please divide In your right right way And bring your own On home today Thank you thank you Jesus You gave to me Those precious promises That don’t deceive Are you calling me Yet once again Because i will go Just where you send It’s all going down You told us what to do To keep our eyes Upon you You said stay awake Keep watch for me Because i come Just like a thief He said i gave you my word And you know it’s true That i promise To come for you
This is by far one of my favourite topics, its so exciting, especially because i never imagined Jesus could ever have a wife. Thanks for sharing Sister, we love you a lot. More grace to you Sister, may God clothe you with the strength to keep sharing these beautiful messages of the Kingdom. To God be all the glory for revealing these exciting messages.
This is a DaVinci code idea. Dan Browns books are lies. Christ never was married....never had a bride. Jerusalem was supposed to be her until she went after other gods. Its New Jerusalem that will be his Bride according to John in revelations. The bride the Lambs wife....The Holy City New Jerusalem ....ONLY
Hello, greetings from Hungary! I have a little bit English knowledge, a question is, that is the bride of Christ one woman or the church? Thank You! God bless You!
Thanks for the message which is quite unbelievable to accept considering who our Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth is!. I pray for God’s revelation to his truth and understanding Amen
@@takeupyourcross2022 Thanks sister Shay, will be looking forward to it. More fresh anointing upon you and you continue to deliver our Father‘a message.
**"A Daughter Forgiven!"** Ezekiel 23 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¹ The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying, ² Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother: ³ And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity. ⁴ And the names of them were Oholah the elder, and Oholibah her sister: and they were mine, and they bare sons and daughters. Thus were their names; Samaria is Oholah, and **Jerusalem** Oholibah. Micah 4 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ² And many nations shall come, and say, Come, and let us go up to the mountain of the LORD, and to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will teach us of his ways, and we will walk in his paths: for the law shall go forth of Zion, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem. ³ And he shall judge among many people, and rebuke strong nations afar off; and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: **nation shall not lift up a sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.** ⁴ But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: **for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hath spoken it.** ⁵ For all people will walk every one in the name of his god, and **we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.** ⁶ **In that day, saith the LORD, will I assemble her that halteth, and I will gather her that is driven out, and her that I have afflicted** ⁷ And I will make her that halted a remnant, and her that was cast far off a strong nation: and the LORD shall reign over them in mount Zion from henceforth, even for ever. ⁸ And thou, O tower of the flock, the strong hold of the daughter of Zion, unto thee shall it come, even the first dominion; **THE KINGDOM SHALL COME TO THE DAUGHTER OF JERUSALEM.** ⁹ Now why dost thou cry out aloud? is there no king in thee? is thy counsellor perished? for pangs have taken thee as a woman in travail. ¹⁰ Be in pain, and labour to bring forth, **O daughter of Zion,** like a woman in travail: for now shalt thou go forth out of the city, and thou shalt dwell in the field, and thou shalt go even to Babylon **THERE SHALT THOU BE DELIVERED; THERE THE LORD SHALL REDEEM THEE FROM THE HAND OF THINE ENEMIES.** ¹¹ Now also many nations are gathered against thee, that say, Let her be defiled, and let our eye look upon Zion. ¹² **But they know not the thoughts of the LORD, neither understand they his counsel: for he shall gather them as the sheaves into the floor.** ¹³ Arise and thresh, O daughter of Zion: for I will make thine horn iron, and I will make thy hoofs brass: and thou shalt beat in pieces many people: and I will consecrate their gain unto the LORD, and their substance unto the Lord of the whole earth. “And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob.” - Isaiah 49:26 **God will always protect her, no matter what! She is His!** “And this shall be the plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have fought against **Jerusalem** Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.” - Zechariah 14:12 Jeremiah 33 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¹⁶ In those days shall Judah be saved, and **Jerusalem shall dwell safely: and this is the name wherewith she shall be called, The LORD our righteousness.** ¹⁷ For thus saith the LORD; David shall never want a man to sit upon the throne of the house of Israel; ¹⁸ Neither shall the priests the Levites want a man before me to offer burnt offerings, and to kindle meat offerings, and to do sacrifice continually. Galatians 4 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ²⁵ For this Agar is mount Sinai in Arabia, and **answereth to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children.** ²⁶ **But Jerusalem which is above is free, which is the mother of us all.** Luke 7 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ⁴⁷ Wherefore I say unto thee, **Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much:** but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little. ⁴⁸ And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven. ⁴⁹ And they that sat at meat with him began to say within themselves, Who is this that forgiveth sins also? ⁵⁰ And he said to the woman, **Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.**
Holy means being 100% committed to God. Today's video on the Suspicious Observer channel confirms a blue star has left the milky way and is heading at super speed towards earth. This is the blue kachina of the Hopis, one of the lost tribes. He is known as the great white brother and believers know His name. This comes before the red kachina, the destroyer. Prepare and look up for our redemption draws nigh. Hallelujah!
SHE IS FIGHTING WITH THE SATANIC WORLD AND CARING ALL SINS OF THE WORLD. JESUS SAID:" GO AND SIN NO MORE". HE PAID FOR THAT SINS. SHE IS CARING ALL SINS OF THIS SINFUL WORLD WHICH IS TOO MANY.
Blessings 🙏 🕯️🗝️♀️✝️ I am known in my town as I claimed the Bride of Christ 7 years ago when He woke me up, told me my destiny and said End of Times it is. A beautiful new world awaits God's people. A Christmas Wedding to be
Revelation 19:1 “And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:” King James Version (KJV)
The CHURCH(all of us) is the Bride of Christ, and that is why on the Cross to wash us in His Blood and make us pure that He might present us without wrinkles or blemish. That is why we are all called to get ready (go through the purification process) for the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ who is our Bridegroom. The Bride is not a single person.
This doesn't sit well with me. This some Joseph Smith type stuff... The bride is the church. We are to be purified and overcome, not moved by every wind of doctrine, but test everything.
❤️Jesus loves you so dearly❤️ and knows your broken heart, troubles and trials. Salvation is Not religion and is Free. It comes with Eternal Life and a Heavenly Inheritance beyond your imagination. The world is broken and falling apart if you just open your eyes beloved this is all designed by Satan and his evil cabal. But God has a better plan for you and your family because He loved you since the beginning of time and died to pay your sin debt, so you may be blessed with eternity at his loving presence. Please Get saved Beloved Family, You can be saved right now by the Gospel which is the good news found in 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 saved by the blood and covered by Jesus righteousness not our own works of righteousness. Romans 10:3 KJV “For they being ignorant of God's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God.” Do not be ashamed sweet child for all are welcome just come like the thief on the cross by just trusting like the belief of a child and coming as you are. Matthew 18:3 KJV 3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Romans 10:9-10 9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. You Can’t earn Salvation and you can’t lose your salvation. Let NO Man deceive you and rob you of your Eternal Life, inheritance and crowns. Once you are saved, you are sealed till the day of redemption and Rapture Ready. John 10:28 KJV 28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. Condemnation meaning: the action of condemning someone to a punishment; sentencing. For it is written: Romans 8:1 KJV 8 There is therefore now NO condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit. But James 2:26 “For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.” James 2:21-23 KJV 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar? 22 Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect? 23 And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God. John 6:29 “Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.” Galatians 2:16 KJV 16 know that a person is not justified by the works of the law, but by faith in Jesus Christ. So we, too, have put our faith in Christ Jesus that we may be justified by faith in Christ and not by the works of the law, because by the works of the law no one will be justified. The Only work required for you as a saved believer is trusting on the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ who is God, the Son that he fully paid for your sins past present and future with his precious blood for your Salvation and inheritance in heaven. If you are trusting anything else like being good, giving your life to Jesus, opening your heart to Jesus, water baptism, confessing your sins, repentance of sins or Anything other then 110% trust on Jesus for salvation alone you are lost. You are not saved by your works of the flesh or your traditions of religion. Matthew 7:22-23 KJV 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Jesus never knew them because they were never saved and sealed with his Holy Spirit. Once you are saved, you are filled with the Holy Spirit as a down payment to your salvation and heavenly inheritance and can never be unsealed or lost. Ephesians 1:13 KJV “In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise,” KJV Ephesians 1:14 “Which is the earnest of our inheritance until the redemption of the purchased possession, unto the praise of his glory.” You are “SAVED” and can not be unsaved, it’s done finished and can not be unfinished once you fully trust on Jesus in your salvation alone amen Praise God and I welcome you beloved saint to your new loving family forever in Christ Jesus… ❤️You are Rapture Ready Once Saved❤️ The great catching away in the rapture: 1 Thessalonians 4:17 KJV "Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the LORD in the air: and so shall we ever be with the LORD" Titus 2:13-14 KJV 13 Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; The Rapture which is the blessed hope is upon us believers who put their faith on Jesus precious blood for salvation alone. The Lords Judgement and wrath is coming. We are in the last seconds before judgement and Great Tribulation of The Day Of The Lord. Romans 8:1 KJV 8 There is therefore now NO condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit. This will burst the pride of the pool of Christians that say they are special and are worthy to escape because they are not the sleepy church which is not looking and praying enough to escape. There is NO ONE special or sleeping church, Only the Lost and Saved. The prideful can never quantify how much looking and how much praying to escape is required or good works you must do once saved or to do to be saved. But they themselves are always quick to inspect the fruits of others but never consider their own fruits, Which fruits are worthy of salvation? None but theirs always are, For it is written: KJV Ephesians 2:8 “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:” These fruit inspectors are Prideful, arrogant and also steal the blessed hope of others. Please make the decision right now to be saved, you are not promised tomorrow and time is almost up. The process of cleaning your sins starts with justification then sanctification and is a one time event once sealed with the Holy Spirit by trusting on the finished work of Jesus Christ on the cross alone. It is Not a on going process of repentance of sins and works to be good enough to earn salvation or to keep it. Romans 5:1-5 KJV 5 Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ. Romans 3:23-24 KJV 23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; 24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Hebrews 10:14 “For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified.” Hebrews 13:12 KJV 12 Wherefore Jesus also, that he might sanctify the people with his own blood, suffered without the gate. 1 Corinthians 6:11 “And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.” 2 Thessalonians 2:13 “But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:” Hebrews 10:10 “By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all.” Discipleship is the fruit of the spirit In your works for The Lord and your heavenly inheritance but it does Not save you. Not all saved are disciplines as Jesus stated in Luke 9:23 KJV 23 And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me. Let NO Man deceive you and rob you of your Eternal Life, inheritance and crowns. 1 Corinthians 3:11 KJV "For other foundation can no man lay than that is laid, which is Jesus Christ. Now if any man build upon this foundation gold, silver, precious stones, wood, hay, stubble; Every man's work shall be made manifest: for the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire; and the fire shall try every man's work of what sort it is. If any man's work abide which he hath built thereupon, he shall receive a reward. If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire." 1 Corinthians 3:11-15 "And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be." There are five heavenly crowns mentioned in the New Testament that will be awarded to believers. They are the imperishable crown, the crown of rejoicing, the crown of righteousness, the crown of glory, and the crown of life. The Greek word translated “crown” is stephanos (the source for the name Stephen the martyr) and means “a badge of royalty, a prize in the public games or a symbol of honor generally.” Used during the ancient Greek games, it referred to a wreath or garland of leaves placed on a victor’s head as a reward for winning an athletic contest. As such, this word is used figuratively in the New Testament of the rewards of heaven God promises those who are faithful. Paul’s passage in 1 Corinthians 9:24-25 best defines for us how these crowns are awarded. “The Foot of the Cross is foolishness to all those that are perishing.”…iiii..,l,l…o…
Welcome to Take Up Your Cross! That is sweet but no . I'm not Jesus wife. This is a huge calling that I'm not able to bear. I'm just praying to be at the wedding and the feast. Lots Of Love!
Greetings sister, in the name of Jesus! Thank you for this timely message. My name is Kenricka I live in Guyana, it has been over three years since this startling, awful yet glorious revelation of me being the Divine Daughter came to my knowledge through a revelation made by the Godhead during the August holidays in 2018. As the months rolled by I often wondered how a marriage to Jesus could fall down on my head. But Jesus in his many forms along with God the Holy Spirit, masculine and feminine and the Father painstakingly took their time to reveal themselves and my relation to them. I often times knew that I had died and came back to life I couldn't stand the glory of God, Jesus was keeping me alive. Up until last year December the Father through the Son and Holy Spirit showed me a body of believers, the Branch Davidians with two sealing message for me by B and L Roden and V. Houteff Rod message additional testimonies of Jesus, I had no knowledge of. I was raised a SDA. Sister I'm so blessed to have been showed you no one where I live believes any thing I have to say about my Christian experiences and walk with God even more so to say I was visited by Jesus and told I was the lambs wife of revelation 19: 7,8. The only Bride of Christ I knew of was the church and anyone saying Mary Magdalene was his wife only wanted to pin a wife on him. When he had came to fix me up, I had over and over again wished I'd never been born and he would cry so badly because I taught I would never have to witnessed God's terrible majesty and his horrible anger for what his son had faced to save my life and for all those unconscious and unknown wrongs I had done to him,which he endured. I had gotten married in 2008 and have two children. He showed me the daughter of God, a Godess who docked her head for all the terrible things and sister who did all kinds of nonsense because they couldn't let me know that they were there in my life acting as one person.the entire Godhead took on humanity the second time through Jesus second self the only begotten daughter who was sinful because Jesus took on sin in his last moments as he was going to the cross to pay the ransom price for the human race. And the daughter had her part to pay a sacrifice. In the year 2000 God had asked me if I was ready to buy of him the gold tried in the fires of earthly affliction I replied yes and said I was ready. All I remember is a vision of Jesus standing with both of his hands risen and raining consuming fire down on me, just after I had finished wrestling with the angel of the lord and was now coming out from the time of Jacob's Trouble and now entering in to the time of Trouble such as never was. These are only a few experiences I tried sharing with family members or friends, no body wants to hear it's all nonsense and made up I learned to suck it up and swallow it down these are some of the most bitterest moments in my life. If you believe me I want you to know you are the only person who I know here who believes me besides those with the message.Thanks sister very much for the truths shared you are indeed one of the five wise virgins, God bless.
@@user-pc7su4ev2q Bride jokes post this is just a few of them. she always joked around with God and He saw her coming put jokes in the bible. Jesus roasts her and she used to cry now He anointed her wil iol of gladness. the jokes can anoint other people with it too so im glad you asked. Jesus had a bachelor party and He roasted the bride she was sitting on a stool laughing till tears streamed down. Bride jokes He said, she said: i said wow look at that shekina glory the sunshine coming in my window. He said she kinda dusty glory Abba teased me i was dusting and housekeeping is not my thing at all. He said daughter of Zion shakes the dust off lots of dust shekinda dusty Joke from cloud of witnesses church in heaven He is late you know Jesus came to the wedding in Cana late and still had to make the wine. Then He came to resurrect Lazarus after he stank four days. So now He is late and delayed. He turned the bride into a water bucket of new wine. Maybe they will be so drunk on the Spirit they wont notice its so late. Cloud church said she remembered to take out the trash she is like a pioneer! They say even Mary would do her own dishes this lady is oblivious. Of course Jesus would choose the butt part of the body of Christ the last shall be first you know. Saturday i went to the marketplace park in town where people meet every week to sell crafts, food, farmers market, walk around in the park with their kids and pets. Jesus said look at this great Saturday market its a good thing I Am Lord of the Sabbath. her smell She smells like death to the enemies of God and that is no joke someone was talking about her smell and there is a lot of info about that 14 Now thanks [be] unto God, which always causeth us to triumph in Christ, and maketh manifest the savour of his knowledge by us in every place. 15 For we are unto God a sweet savour of Christ, in them that are saved, and in them that perish: 16 To the one [we are] the savour of death unto death; and to the other the savour of life unto life. And who [is] sufficient for these things? 17 For we are not as many, which corrupt the word of God: but as of sincerity, but as of God, in the sight of God speak we in Christ. - 2Co 2:14-17 KJV she smells good to those who love God but smells like death to the enemies of God and it says we smell like Christ! so sweet! Pro 9:8-10 NASB20 - 8 Do not rebuke a scoffer, or he will hate you; Rebuke a wise person and he will love you. 9 Give instruction to a wise person and he will become still wiser; Teach a righteous person and he will increase his insight. 10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, And the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding. So we better not rebuke anyone we know. scoffer story. Three scoffers were sitting around with me and i said Jesus is coming! They said oh people been saying that thousands of years he won’t come for a long time. I said well maybe you’re right He might just get really pissed off and come wipe us all out. He has done that many times before. Sheepishly all three stared at the ground. A long time. oh there is a travail joke 18 We have been with child, we have been in pain, we have as it were brought forth wind; we have not wrought any deliverance in the earth; neither have the inhabitants of the world fallen. 19 Thy dead [men] shall live, [together with] my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew [is as] the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead. - Isa 26:18-19 KJV She travails in prayer like all the prophets did. So He said she brought forth wind when she farted, and she said but you know your dead men will live though, together with my dead body we will arise, awake and sing She did volunteer to water the camels and now is watching the camels hissing, spitting, and growling at her. She is so hated by the brethren its really freaky. Part of my dogs song i found a verse about my dog in the Holy Bible and these songs i got first are confirmed by scripture prophecy. It is really amazing to me. What!?how is the dog in the bible? Psa 68:23 That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of thine enemies, and the tongue of thy dogs in the same. Jesus came singing this about my dog Callie Callie Callie you’re a funny dog You take a lil ole worm And throw him round and round You throw him up and down till he’s a rotten swirl Til he’s good and stinky smelling like a dead worm Then you put him down and roll around Till you’re good and stinky smelling like a dead worm The next day He sang a song to her the same tune Crown Crown Crown You’re a funny girl You take a lil ole devil And throw him round and round Till he’s good and stinky Smelling like wormwood Then you put him down In the pit of hell And in My name He will go right there When you see the basket case and the summer fruitcake you know the end is near. About my ten days persecution in a mental hospital my diagnosis was patient believes Jesus is coming back. [Amo 8:2 KJV] 2 And he said, Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A basket of summer fruit. Then said the LORD unto me, The end is come upon my people of Israel; I will not again pass by them any more. the Lord has been telling me rapture jokes. Should I rapture you Now? He said. from the toilet? What!!? i said we will be talking about this forever and ever. could i have a minute? Crazy to ask for a minute we could have been out of here a week ago maybe. Hahaha sorry guys HE has an amazing sense of humor since He made us in His image He likes to laugh. My beloved put in his hand by the hole [of the door], and my bowels were moved for him. 5 I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped [with] myrrh, and my fingers [with] sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. - Sng 5:4-5 KJV This is scripture proof Jesus said of Him asking me if i wanted Him to rapture me from the toilet. Abba came to see me and we drank tea on my screen porch, He asked me some things and i said how about if you send fire to consume the tea? and He smiled, then He didnt drink it i said want me to drink it? He smiled i drank it. And He said well my flame of fire consumed that tea! the coals thereof [are] coals of fire, [which hath a] most vehement flame. ... song of songs More about fire mouth of the south 5 And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. - Rev 11:5 KJV Even the jokes prove one of the two witnesses is a woman. The foolishness of God is wiser than the wisdom of men. How does a two witness get the grass cut? Prays for rain and waits till tomorrow. Then remembers oopsie i left the clothes on the line. The jokes are like laughing gas for the travail and all the prophets travailed its like labor pain and a merry heart is good like a medicine. They all joked with God too. Sarah and Abraham, Esther and Mordecai, Samson, David. They all had could get His jokes. She was proved at the waters of Meriba Meri means Mirthful Joyous, ba means soul The Lord gives me songs for peoples pets like a weird end times gift of calling the animals like Noah must have had and Adam and Eve had and the joke is: Soon they’ll be calling you a false pet prophet saying you got my dawgs song wrong. Jesus said you are a false pet prophet you said all dogs go to heaven and if all of them go we will be overrun with them so we will take the special ones. hahaha im crying laughing Jesus was happy last night and telling me Manners jokes I said i just gobbled up all that food and no kind of manners. Did i even thank you? He said baby you thanked me profusely and you know we didnt have manners. We just dipped out hand in the dish and grabbed food and shoveled it in. you would not believe how hungry we got. snatched fish off the hot rocks with a stick. We grabbed grapes and corn and just ate it in the field. My disciples got into all kinds of trouble for not washing their hands. We only had one or two plates or leaves to put food on the whole table. We were primitive in the manners area. if we even had a table you know i slept on rock and i was born in a barn He said we didnt have any sheets or pillows the only time i slept in clean sheets was when Mary wrapped me up in scented sheets it smelled so good when i came back. And i was wrapped in a saddle blanket in a wooden manger for hay. So right away i got used to some wood hay and stubble. Everybody is all upset about eating crickets and i heard the Lord joking about it all week so today He gave me the verses and it is funny but not funny because we have been eating things so much worse than crickets from the vomit table our food is nasty our medicine is too. Abomination mouse tested food Lev 11:21 - ‘Yet these you may eat of every flying insect that creeps on all fours: those which have jointed legs above their feet with which to leap on the earth. ‘These you may eat: the locust after its kind, the destroying locust after its kind, the cricket after its kind, and the grasshopper after its kind. John the baptist ate locusts and honey. I ate chocolate covered ants once. They are delicious.
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Lord forgive them. ....She is a HOLY CITY....NEW JERUSALEM. She is not a person...she is not a spirit ...and she is not the church.... but his holy city where we will live and reign with christ after the second coming snd our gathering to him...john in revelations shows you the Bride the Lambs wife. .....NEW JERUSALEM....we when we are raptured we adorn her and are the gown she wears. This is when she is made ready.... Its in the bible....she is given white which is the righteousness of saints. We becomae a part of her ....thats the wedding feast....shes not in this world but her counterpart is. Jerusalem....Jeeusalem defiled herself...that was his vowed wife until she committed adultery with the kings of the earth. His holy city New Jeeusalem will be his bride..
