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@TdiAlejandro
@TdiAlejandro 2 года назад
That one dude would definitely survive in a horror movie
@CptnWolfe
@CptnWolfe 2 года назад
He would still be the first one to get killed off in the sequel
@uhJerryJackson
@uhJerryJackson 2 года назад
Nah, he might survive until near the end but he's black, so he's going to die
@Juane9000
@Juane9000 2 года назад
@@uhJerryJackson I mean a black man has never made it to the end of any horror movie!
@MrBeenus
@MrBeenus 2 года назад
@@Juane9000 That's why he said, "He black, so he's going to die." Like he literally said that.
@catofdeath8177
@catofdeath8177 2 года назад
@@renegadepyro726 White blonde woman, specifically!
@degov5
@degov5 2 года назад
Laugh all you want, when a real emergency happens, you know that guy is surviving
@JustSomeAussie1
@JustSomeAussie1 2 года назад
Yeah you know he's surviving and you're potentially dying because he left you behind
@TheBlackSpartan103
@TheBlackSpartan103 2 года назад
Faster than the damn Roadrunner
@maliktp13
@maliktp13 2 года назад
Lmao.
@Tim.1113
@Tim.1113 2 года назад
What if he got hit by a car when he ran out of the building? This prank might not have worked so well if it took a bad turn. Regardless, I thought this movie was funny.
@getfitron155
@getfitron155 2 года назад
YEP he’s the smartest one there
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 2 года назад
i just realized how much sense that makes to run. He didn't know if they could have had guns or not and just took the right approach to get out.
@kevinmcqueen9180
@kevinmcqueen9180 2 года назад
Wow your a brilliant soul.
@ilck-ym-blals7385
@ilck-ym-blals7385 2 года назад
2+2=4
@geldofpunk32
@geldofpunk32 2 года назад
You actually think Bam and Knox broke into a building and climbed up into a ceiling just for a skit? This was all staged for the film.
@I_WANT_MY_SLAW
@I_WANT_MY_SLAW 2 года назад
Black people are the most intelligent race of people on Earth.
@nickwheeler1652
@nickwheeler1652 2 года назад
@@I_WANT_MY_SLAW You have your slaw sir! Lol those two nerdy white guys have balls of steel
@jetthayden
@jetthayden 2 года назад
"I told you to not fall off the damn beam!" *slaps bam* 😂😂
@FlasRoose
@FlasRoose 2 года назад
Man I love how Johnny falls on his back and is incapitated until he wants to slap Bam🤣🤣
@yakivpopavich
@yakivpopavich 2 года назад
The way Bam's hair flaps after the slap is literally loony tunes grade physical comedy lmao
@eins2001
@eins2001 2 года назад
That's why he's called Bam
@Christbepraised
@Christbepraised 2 года назад
Oh that's what he said 😅
@grind138
@grind138 2 года назад
@@yakivpopavich Yeah, or even (more so, actually) 3 Stooges, LOL.
@benkmoskomusic3679
@benkmoskomusic3679 2 года назад
The way Bam screams "GET THE DIAMONDS!" is too perfect👌😆
@Corn0nTheCobb
@Corn0nTheCobb 2 года назад
Oh, _that's_ what he said. I was wondering what he was pretending to grab off of the ground in such a hurry. If this was real, it would be so convenient that there just happened to be diamonds on the floor right where they fell through the ceiling.
@benkmoskomusic3679
@benkmoskomusic3679 2 года назад
@@Corn0nTheCobb They had (hypothetically) already stolen the diamonds, then dropped them everywhere when they fell.
@Corn0nTheCobb
@Corn0nTheCobb 2 года назад
@@benkmoskomusic3679 Ah yes, that makes much more sense
@DiLL-PiCKLe02
@DiLL-PiCKLe02 Год назад
0:19 me in Minecraft when i die & lose all my shit
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 2 года назад
"Guys in mask, IM OUT" should be an easy rule to live by. LoL
@tdog5993
@tdog5993 2 года назад
Not if it’s COVID mask
@JustShotsForMeh
@JustShotsForMeh 2 года назад
@@tdog5993 It's a medical mask, this virus is fucking with your head.
@RedHairdo
@RedHairdo 2 года назад
@@tdog5993 ESPECIALLY if it is a medical or FFP2 one. Then you don't just get out: you go and actually educate them about science, and that TV is not science.
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 2 года назад
@@RedHairdo But can't I believer every news website on the Internet??? 😉
@kasukeurahara2302
@kasukeurahara2302 2 года назад
I can't believe he was able to run that fast with that big ass brain on those shoulders.
@larrytheking1071
@larrytheking1071 2 года назад
It's easy to run with balls that small
@kmk900___
@kmk900___ 2 года назад
@Larry TheKing might have small balls but he’s the one surviving
@R.Lennartz
@R.Lennartz 2 года назад
I would assume that the immediate activation of the "flight" response indicates less intelligence, like when you slightly startle an animal and it gets away from you as fast as possible, the guy that ran away was not thinking, at all, it was an automatic reaction.
@owmystomach8403
@owmystomach8403 2 года назад
@@R.Lennartz I don't know why I keep reading RU-vid comments when all I see is comments as dumb as this one
@catofdeath8177
@catofdeath8177 2 года назад
@@owmystomach8403 lmao agreed all these kiddies are keyboard badasses. I'm sure in their mind they would've pulled out some John Wick moves and instantly taken down all the guys with guns in 0.1 seconds 🙄
@dai-okami
@dai-okami 2 года назад
homie didn't even give the pre 2010 "is this a prank" look before he bolted. Ah Nostalgia lol.
@TripleDeckerSupreme
@TripleDeckerSupreme 2 года назад
That never occurred, by definition prank shows are dead now because too many people are comfortable with it happening. The Future Is Now
@Rad-Dude63andathird
@Rad-Dude63andathird 2 года назад
@@TripleDeckerSupreme God forbid pranks result in everyone involved laughing and having a good time. Gotta get your kicks from making people miserable. Can you do us a favor and fixed so you don't breed?
@BeeHatGuy
@BeeHatGuy 7 месяцев назад
​@Rad-Dude63andathird it ain't that serious
@spoontang
@spoontang 2 года назад
The captions are hilarious. "Im Being Margera." "Im Giant Oxfield."
@Corn0nTheCobb
@Corn0nTheCobb 2 года назад
Tsssssss
@pg9193
@pg9193 11 месяцев назад
I love Giant Oxfield!
@SSJWolverine
@SSJWolverine 9 месяцев назад
"Hi, I'm Giant Oxfield. Welcome to Jackass."
@sebastianmartellisr.3587
@sebastianmartellisr.3587 2 года назад
I have to say, the Black dude that just took off running wasn't a Coward's way out... It was the smart thing to do, his instincts are impeccable
@penske_material
@penske_material 2 года назад
He was smart, but it's still hilarious
@xXMapleVodkaXx
@xXMapleVodkaXx 2 года назад
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." This is a man that knows how to make moves on the street.
@Reb3nga
@Reb3nga 2 года назад
Just watched that movie last week 🔥
@xXMapleVodkaXx
@xXMapleVodkaXx 2 года назад
@@Reb3nga my absolute favorite. Watched it for the 30th time for my birthday
@Reb3nga
@Reb3nga 2 года назад
@@xXMapleVodkaXx as it should be mate, cheers 🤙
@ARedMotorcycle
@ARedMotorcycle Год назад
"Who? Who? What are you, a f'ing owl?!" 🦉 "I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago!"
@CJ-tx3tm
@CJ-tx3tm 2 года назад
“Today we’re gonna be burglars.” - Jackass guys “Today I’m gonna be Usain Bolt.” - guy sprinting out of office
@aaronscarpa7469
@aaronscarpa7469 2 года назад
Black Fabio seemed to know exactly where he was running to 😂😂
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 2 года назад
When Johnny slapped bam I lost it
@robbyrdog
@robbyrdog 2 года назад
“Fucccckkk GET THE DIAMONDS!!” 😂😂
@slowlearner12
@slowlearner12 2 года назад
And then the slap that followed, hahahaha
@postman123454321
@postman123454321 2 года назад
Those lines made this into comedy gold.
@peroxideman5292
@peroxideman5292 2 года назад
He seems like the only guy with practical experience, running before finding out if it's gonna go bad is probably the smartest thing to do
@pilummurialis6490
@pilummurialis6490 2 года назад
0:17 The way Johnny has fallen and hurt his back and Bam screams out "FUCK!! GET THE DIAMONDS!!" still makes me piss myself laughing
@maxxxmodelz4061
@maxxxmodelz4061 2 года назад
LMAO! Classic scene! This has been shown for so many years, people actually forgot where it originally came from. 🤣
@Rat-Jesus
@Rat-Jesus 2 года назад
Dude you see Johnny Knoxville and you immediately know where it's from tf you talken bout
@maxxxmodelz4061
@maxxxmodelz4061 2 года назад
@@Rat-Jesus Hey, kid, there were clips shared of this back as early as 2009 on RU-vid and other places. Most of them did not show Knoxville, just the part where they fall through the ceiling. TF you talken bout??
@Rat-Jesus
@Rat-Jesus 2 года назад
@@maxxxmodelz4061 lol I served in the army brother haven't been a kid for many a moon
@maxxxmodelz4061
@maxxxmodelz4061 2 года назад
@@Rat-Jesus Fair enough.
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 2 года назад
@@Rat-Jesus so becuz you served in the army, you're now a man?
@cjlarson4553
@cjlarson4553 2 года назад
When I saw this in the theater, people laughed so hard at the running man….that everyone was literally wheezing 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
@s.marshian8455
@s.marshian8455 2 года назад
Lol it for real doesn’t get old. It wasn’t like he ran out and across street then posted somewhere to watch. Dude was just straight up gone on a dead sprint.
@joshuafletcher598
@joshuafletcher598 Год назад
How was this scene in theaters I only saw it on the dvd special features deleted scenes
@Zombie-rj6nd
@Zombie-rj6nd 2 года назад
Of course the one black dude is the only one who gets the fuck out of dodge, lol.
@soulreaperx7x
@soulreaperx7x 2 года назад
How is that an "of course"?
@justinjohnson1618
@justinjohnson1618 2 года назад
@@soulreaperx7x cause black people don't fuck around like that. Dude was gone. Stop trying to make it about race. You racist.
@DrZilla1
@DrZilla1 2 года назад
@@justinjohnson1618 Statistics say they do
@cthulhu9421
@cthulhu9421 2 года назад
@@DrZilla1 what statistics?
@carter3369
@carter3369 2 года назад
Being black isn’t a personality trait lol
@JeepersCreepers12
@JeepersCreepers12 2 года назад
I wonder if Bam knew Knoxville was gonna slap him…probably not lol
@firstlast-qe9sx
@firstlast-qe9sx 2 года назад
He literally prepares for it
@Post-Truth_Cephalopod
@Post-Truth_Cephalopod 2 года назад
That guy saw a potential hostage situation manifesting and instantly booked it.
@Ckbruinfan
@Ckbruinfan 2 года назад
The dude who ran 100% has seen shit like this before and wasn't taking any chances whatsoever
@misaelpiero5327
@misaelpiero5327 2 года назад
everything is perfect about this minute and six seconds, from start to finish, i can only say this was genius and epic
@georgecase5908
@georgecase5908 2 года назад
genius
@CGJUGO80
@CGJUGO80 2 года назад
@@georgecase5908 genious is genius but upgraded
@misaelpiero5327
@misaelpiero5327 2 года назад
@@CGJUGO80 lol thanks my english is not the best but yeah, this was next lvl genius
@jamestyson458
@jamestyson458 2 года назад
I just love how homeboy took off running when Bam and Johnny fell out the ceiling 🤣🤣🤣
@ralphyetmore
@ralphyetmore 2 года назад
The guy who split is the smartest guy in the room. I aspire to think that fast.
@mileenavibes21
@mileenavibes21 2 года назад
“ I TOLD YOU NOT TO FALL OFF THE DAMN BEAM ! “ 😂😂😂
@BRILL-vb1jy
@BRILL-vb1jy 2 года назад
It's not the fact that he ran but that he didn't stop.
@guillermoluna1408
@guillermoluna1408 2 года назад
To me the slap is what makes this hilarious like he wasn't expecting it😂😂
@sometimesjoeyplays
@sometimesjoeyplays 24 дня назад
that was definitely a heavy palmed slap too
@chrisrodriguez9100
@chrisrodriguez9100 2 года назад
0:21 That slapped though. I still find it funny lol
@THEMUDBUSTERS4
@THEMUDBUSTERS4 2 года назад
That guys “fight or flight” kicked in. 😂
@dantdu
@dantdu 2 года назад
The guy who ran is the smartest person to ever appear on Jackass. What a great stunt :)
@LU.D3Z3
@LU.D3Z3 2 года назад
Its fuckin insane how young and healthy Bam was and now he looks like Don Vito
@someloser2847
@someloser2847 2 года назад
That one dude ran out because he knew the cops would go straight for him
@macman975
@macman975 2 года назад
😂😂
@ericmonaco4509
@ericmonaco4509 3 месяца назад
DUDE!! 😂😂😂
@vilentman111
@vilentman111 2 года назад
you know that dude was already making below min wage and just said fuck this
@89sigma43
@89sigma43 2 года назад
That dude hauling ass out of the building was smart! You know never either if they were armed or not.
@juliangrant9718
@juliangrant9718 2 года назад
It just makes it funnier to scream "GET THE DIAMONDS!"
@TrevJericho
@TrevJericho 2 года назад
Milli Vanilli could never catch a break
@TomWhiteWidow
@TomWhiteWidow 2 года назад
lol
@trevormoses5061
@trevormoses5061 2 года назад
😅😅
@Norwoodg00ner
@Norwoodg00ner 2 года назад
He’s the biggest guy there but first to run 😂
@apexpredator6960
@apexpredator6960 2 года назад
Of course. What sort of idiot would fuck around and find out
@BobSaint
@BobSaint Год назад
Yeah, smartest too.
@macman975
@macman975 2 года назад
Man was like "No hostage situation for me" and Billy Big Stepped it down the road.😂
@HamSandwich277
@HamSandwich277 2 года назад
Don't be embarrassed dude. You're the only one who did the right thing. The other two put themselves at risk of becoming hostages or worse by staying. You on the other hand trusted your instincts and got away from the danger in a timely manner. That was the correct move. Staying was the wrong move. Too many people become victims because they fail to act when presented with a threat. Crime, violence, disasters, accidents etc. Usually the solution is just to GTFO immediately while the window of escape is still open. The other two likely stayed out of disbelief and confusion. They didn't understand what was happening, so their "GTFO" instinct wasn't triggered, or it was overridden by their conscious decision making faculties which were confused. It's also possible that the "criminals" being between them and exit had something to do with it. And after a moment, the other two looked at and engaged each other meaning the decision to act became a collective one and in that scenario, each person is waiting for the other to act which means nothing will happen (herd mentality/bystander effect/diffusion of responsibility). The bottom line here is to always trust your instincts. When your gut tells you to GTFO, you GTFO. The part of your brain that subconsciously handles the fight-or-flight response is better/faster at assessing threats than your conscious self is. That's what it's there for - to keep you alive. Always trust it. Worse case scenario it's wrong and you embarrass yourself by running away unnecessarily. It's always better to risk embarrassment than to risk death.
@astroreflux
@astroreflux 2 года назад
or he was just doing what the director told him to lmao?
@Buffalosabskis
@Buffalosabskis 2 года назад
Lol I remember seeing this is the theaters when I was super young and my older brother laughing so hard when it goes to the outdoor cam. That dude looks like he’s in an action film
@edwarddailey21
@edwarddailey21 2 года назад
This was one of my favorite skits.
@4stringz.
@4stringz. 2 года назад
I have all the Jackass shows/films and they’re just as funny now as when they each came out. Best franchise ever
@alc4117
@alc4117 2 года назад
That slap lmfao
@chrisoony19
@chrisoony19 2 года назад
The smartest man ran everyone else just froze up 🤣
@montega.
@montega. 10 месяцев назад
I remember dying at this at 7 years old 😢😅. Time flies! 😂😂😂
@StayPuftMarshmellow
@StayPuftMarshmellow 2 года назад
He was running to go change into his batman costume and then played it off like he was scared to cover up the fact, he’s Batman.
@jasoncora1
@jasoncora1 2 года назад
The slap in the face was hysterical 😂
@timotheetessier1058
@timotheetessier1058 2 года назад
I love when Johnny just smacks the shit outta Bam!!! 🤣
@mrgreen1964
@mrgreen1964 2 года назад
Dude dipped 😂🤣 said “every man for themselves “ 😂🤣😂🤣😂 the white guys are like “well billy what do we do now”
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 2 года назад
I like how they're all laughing at that guy even though he's clearly the smartest person in the room. If a situation kicks off and you're not sure about it, your best option 10 times out of 10 is to get away from it if you can. Can't get hurt if you're not there.
@dudefromtexas425
@dudefromtexas425 2 года назад
Told you not to fall off the damn beam!!!!! Smack 😂😂😂😂
@rd101
@rd101 3 месяца назад
0:26 The way he ran out of there was hilarious lmao
@EmperorKrow
@EmperorKrow 9 месяцев назад
Man, Knoxville did not hold back on that slap, lol
@CannibalCowboy51
@CannibalCowboy51 7 месяцев назад
Guy got the HELL outa there. 🤣🤣🤣
@blunt_b22
@blunt_b22 2 года назад
The fucking slap is gold😂😂😂 fav skit hands down
@MontyQueues
@MontyQueues 2 года назад
it's interesting the contrast between the white dude who's just eye gawking the situation versus the black dude who immediately accessed and responded to the situation in mere seconds you can bet he probably didn't grow up in a fancy neighborhood where the concept of danger has no life
@tylergnosis2581
@tylergnosis2581 Год назад
I pissed myself laughing at the black guy running lol
@edwardgarza222
@edwardgarza222 Год назад
Everything about this cracks me up!! 😂
@romanceenthusiasm7972
@romanceenthusiasm7972 23 дня назад
Its that door being blasted open and the velocity that took me 😂
@Imperfexpeach96
@Imperfexpeach96 2 года назад
That guy running out really thought it was a serious burglary 😂😂😂😂😂
@WolverineTheApex
@WolverineTheApex 6 месяцев назад
The subtitles when they're introducing themselves killed me, "Giant Oxfield"😂.
@epicsshadesmaster-animatio4398
The guy running away was hilarious I crack up each time when I see him dart
@alonzozovillafranco491
@alonzozovillafranco491 2 года назад
now here’s your real life Marv and Harry two totally incompetent robbers.
@Frank-ze9mq
@Frank-ze9mq 2 года назад
That guy ran like the npc’s in gta🤣🤣🤣
@gavinlamp5426
@gavinlamp5426 2 года назад
When he slapped Bam 🤣
@memos5205
@memos5205 2 года назад
hahahaha dude is Usain Bolt @Undercover
@nickdotjpg
@nickdotjpg 2 года назад
my subtitles told me that im watching being margera and giant oxford
@owmystomach8403
@owmystomach8403 2 года назад
I wish I had his reaction speed to run away, if I were in that situation I'd be frozen in place lol
@I-sed-no
@I-sed-no 2 года назад
The slap to the face has me dying... lol
@goodbyeseeyalater
@goodbyeseeyalater 2 года назад
That man would outrun a tornado.
@vcrbetamax
@vcrbetamax 2 года назад
I feel like now a days. Someone would try and snatch up a few diamonds before running.
@guilhermebittar917
@guilhermebittar917 2 года назад
Man that slap was 👌👌
@chefcook09
@chefcook09 9 месяцев назад
0:27 😂 I had a serious laugh attack. The way he was running
@JShadow6661
@JShadow6661 Год назад
That dude is the guy you send the urgent life or death message with when shit hits the fan.
@mosh9074
@mosh9074 7 месяцев назад
Haven’t seen this is years and I’m fucking rolling!🤣💀
@Alternate_Titles
@Alternate_Titles 2 года назад
If a kid had only seen Bam Margera now, and you showed him this, pretty sure he’d say: “Wait wait wait, THAT is Bam Margera? What the fuck happened?!?”
@jamiedavies5217
@jamiedavies5217 2 года назад
My man was gone in less then 60 seconds
@sometimesjoeyplays
@sometimesjoeyplays 24 дня назад
seeing dude run out when this movie came out is a core memory
@jaywalkerbane8750
@jaywalkerbane8750 2 года назад
Bam was pretty convincing with his acting 0:18 No one wonder my dude ran like crazy @ 0:21 lol
@PeepsBucket
@PeepsBucket 2 года назад
The black dude was the only one who reacted appropriately in the situation. This situation is fight or flight - not stand there and wait to be taken hostage.
@mellowyellow360
@mellowyellow360 2 года назад
0:36 when they turn their face on the ceiling and facing at the same time is so satisfying.
@laurenellis8217
@laurenellis8217 5 месяцев назад
He smacked Bam so good lol
@tomobourn7780
@tomobourn7780 2 года назад
Eddie Grant wasn’t fucking around man, bolted to the electric Avenue
@bgexodia3331
@bgexodia3331 Год назад
Milli Vanili dipped with the quickness lol
@TheGary108
@TheGary108 2 года назад
Bam and Knoxville: Let’s prank ‘em! Black Dude: Oh hell no!
@newbalance3069
@newbalance3069 Год назад
Lol I love how the guy just takes off & leaves his co-workers so funny
@BRILL-vb1jy
@BRILL-vb1jy 2 года назад
The real question isn't why he ran but why everyone else just stood there staring. Like great, make yourself a witness and just wait for them to splatter your brain all over the wall.
@zippolighter4903
@zippolighter4903 2 года назад
Someone has to be the sacrificial lamb
@nix2939
@nix2939 2 года назад
Previous obvious why. If someone falls through the ceiling while you're doing your office work chances are you'll be pretty shocked
@harshman121092
@harshman121092 2 года назад
That man moves like a gazelle
@TechTrendz937
@TechTrendz937 Год назад
The “Oh holy fuckkk” and “oohhh ffuucckkk” parts be having me in tears 😂
@yodatcht1321
@yodatcht1321 2 года назад
"I told you not to fall off the damn beam!" *slap
@tomkoa521
@tomkoa521 5 месяцев назад
GET THE DIAMONDS!!! 💎
@speakyourmind9767
@speakyourmind9767 2 года назад
Some say that guy is still running
@anthonyt219
@anthonyt219 Месяц назад
That guy had good survival instincts
@fouyuck89
@fouyuck89 2 года назад
Captions: i’m being margera i’m giant oxfield and we’re going to be burglars
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 2 года назад
That slap was the best part by far
@dynamitedingo7720
@dynamitedingo7720 3 дня назад
He left before they fell through the ceiling
@Lanooski
@Lanooski Год назад
this Boondock Saints knockoff slaps
@maxamillion26093
@maxamillion26093 3 месяца назад
00:37 those two guys are the ones who’d die in a horror movie 😂
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