The Butcher Army Tried to KILL Technoblade but He ESCAPED from the cage on Dream SMP! 

3:20 Ghostbur: "Oh i found him! No wait that's just a sign." PROTECT GHOSTBUR AT ALL COSTS

_Tubbo, you can’t assassinate someone for saying ‘It sucks to suck’_ - Ranboo 2020 and i live by that...

The way Ghostbur entered the screen with a blue sheep

what's even funnier is that Big Q was fighting techno in Protection 4 netherite armor while techno had regular iron armor and netherite pickaxe

They forgot the one rule of minecraft no one should forget: Technoblade never diesssss

This is the most Techno never dies moment I've ever seen...

Techno be like: "Ifff you want to execute meee, train for another five hundred yeears"

wilbur: sheep techno: beating quackity to death with a pickaxe

I don't really know what Phil was trying to do with the bow n' arrow. But it looked like he was trying to help and save Techno from dying lol. If that WAS what it was, Dadza is dad of the year like damn

The Punz and Dream duo saving Technoblade was the most unexpected thing ever. I saw Punz spying when they were walking over to l'manburg to hold the execution. Dream was the most unexpected.

Oh man. Tubbo is becoming the villain now....

wow, Technoblade really does never die

This is exactly what Technoblade predicted. The government slowly dissolving into lowly acts because they're too weak and cowardly to face Techno. Four of them went to fight him, two died until they pulled a dirty trick to stop him. If anything, they should have just left him alone. Everyone knows that you should never awaken the Blood God. But they did and now it will be their downfall. (The plot of the Dream SMP is insane, I'm enjoying it so much, like Dream gave Techno a map to find the Woodland Mansion and for him to probably get the Totems of Undying. Then he ends up having to use one to escape the cowardly acts of the government. Now Tommy is on the hunt for his discs back and Techno is involved. And when Techno is involved, you know it's gonna invoke some insane secret of his and I live for it. Honestly I would love to see Techno set up all the Withers [soul sand first] as a threat to New L'manburg of how wrong it is to try and play dirty with him.)

there are no ‘bad guys.’ On the other hand, Phil is objectively good

"You're the worst" Tubbo says, to the father of the man he just tried to unjustly execute.

3:57 Ranboo: Tubbo you can't assassinate someone for saying 'sucks to suck' Tubbo is slowly being consumed by power- Techno was right all along... Tubbo villian arc :(

So... Tubbo just captured a neutral party and made speciesist remarks against him for being a literal pig, threatened an innocent person (carl), and proceeded to attempt to execute a prisoner of war (who surrendered) without a trial using a cruel and unusual means of execution (name anyone else on the server who got executed via anvil), and proceeded to attempt to shoot another neutral party for speaking up against them despite Philza not breaking any rules, laws, or restrictions placed upon him. He's not exactly looking like the good guy here folks, maybe Techno using those 150 wither skulls plus whatever other methods of destruction he can collect will be a good wake up call for him.

I like how philza tried saving techno by shooting the anvil, exactly like how a good father would help their son in danger

Technoblade JUST ended stream heck ur all so fast

Phils kids be like: Rude gaslighted child Dead innocent boi Potato farmer turned to the darkside

He should have screamed “Technoblade never dies”

all of this is leading up to Big Q being the next villain.

3:55 Philza skill check, dude would've grabbed that arrow out of the sky if the game allowed him to.

I love on how Phil is just giggling at his grandson having nothing

I've never really understood the whole "Punz" character. He doesn't say anything or do anything major, he's just always there to play the contrary in the narratives.

THE STREAM IS STILL GOING AND YOU ALREADY CLIPPED IT YOU GOOD SIR ARE SPEED

can we get the name changed to the anti-blade crusade

I love how theres just chaos going around ghostbur and the only thing he has to tell techno is "I named the sheep friend :)"

"technoblade has robbed us". don't mind the several stacks of emerald blocks, sets of netherite armor, equipment, and more that they took from him, before basically betraying him before he betrayed them.

I was actually here when this happened, technoblade's pov when this happened was way cooler, and he also killed quackity with a netherite pickaxe.

1:27 if you look at the hole with Carl you will see a green man with enchanted netherite armor helping kidnap that said Carl as Punz is distracting the entire crowd

I love how Quackity just feels so strong and brave when Techno doesn't have armour or items but he's running in fear of Techno whenever he does have items

1:55 I LOVE GHOSTBUR HE’S SO INNOCENT- TECHNOBLADE’S JUST BEING NXIENC

Ok but can we talk about How adorable Ghostbur Taking Blue Sheep Around

This is quite the interesting family u got there phil-

You know what they say "tecnoblade never dies!"

i guess they forgot... they forgot that technoblade never dies

"techno is so big brain" "he intentionally let the anvil fall so that he could jump over the iron bars" "he kept his totem of undying because he knew that it would come in handy" - cringe stans normal stans: didnt even casually cause a bloodbath on his way out LLLLLL

"Hey Tubbo why are you wearing armor in L'manberg? That was the rule right?" "That- that was an exception, Ghostbur." "You haven't changed, have you Tubbo?" OH SNAP

Animatic makers are gonna have a field day with this

i love the noise Techno makes when he`s confused

"OH I FOUND HIM, oh no its just a sign....." -Ghostbur 2020

Techno: * Gets executed* Also Techno: Iaght imma head And every one else: understandable have a nice day

Tubbo be like no I have a change as he’s wearing a bloody apron

punz: *places tnt* everyone: *intense flashbacks and panic*

Technoblade never dies,.

Ghostbur is actually great comedic relief

Yesterday in techno’s stream dream gave him a map to a woodland mansion to get the totem for today

Awww, and Ghost Wilbur just calms everyone else down with his "innocence." XD

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

me and the boys watching the “execution” live 🦀

I’ma be real honest I was watching tencho POV right and he really said “no ❤️” to death and it was the best thing to ever see by in my life

phil: [exists] tubbo: YOU'RE ON HOUSE ARREST-

I was confused of how he survived but I forgot he had a totem of undying 👁👄👁

hahahah imagine being quackity and losing a 1v1 against iron armour and a pickaxe

"Tubbo I thought there wasn't any armour in l'Manburg." This is so sad.

You will always remember this day, as the day you *almost* defeated technoblade!

I like how there is an execution going on and Wilbur just casually brings a sheep to hia house

Ghostbur telling Techno about his sheep was actually a secret message! Immediately afterwards the botched execution occurred followed by Dream appearing as a “friend” to help Techno and Carl escape.

LMAOOOO I LOVE THECHNOS "HEH"

This stream honestly stressed me out so much. I watched from Techno's side and I was so frustrated and distraught over them taking his stuff as well as resorting to taking Carl as a hostage because they were unable to beat him. They're becoming what they swore to destroy, only further proving Techno's statement that government is bad and how they'll fall apart. It's already happening.

Can’t wait for a Quackity/Tubbo villain arc. Quackity is wanting power form anywhere, he wants to kill techno and dream, for power and revenge. He is the president of El rapids, has said he wanted to challenge Tommy for VP and has stated multiple times he wants to have a lot of power. Maybe ranboo spy arc.

So so far tubbo has exiled someone without trial, executed someone without trial, enforced lmanbergs laws outside of its jurisdiction, and participated in a coup.

"I FOUND HIM oh wait no that's the sign" is my favorite Ghostbur moment.

Ghostbur new friend the blue sheep remind me of Schlatt with a blue sweater, cause you know he's a ram... with blue sweater....

The achievement "postmortal" >.>

Some reasons why philza is amazing: he just didn’t care, he laughes at it, he isn’t scared of it

1:20 Philza: Looks at Punz Punz: Just hurting them Philza: Looks Away Philza: Looks Back Punz: Already placed many TNT

punz just distract them all so dream can take carl, what a good plan

"Sucks to suck" "L" "Echo L"

"If you tried to kill technoblade, you have fucked up". -Sun Tzu

I love how ghostbur is just telling techno he named his sheep Friend while he almost got murdered-

who else watched this on stream

Techno had like 375k at one point

Tubbo: I won't become the next schlatt if you don't become the next Wilbur Tommy: agrees with techno about using anything (maybe even withers) to get the disks* Tubbo: exiles Tommy, forms an even worse government, has a hit-list* Also tubbo: The last thing we need is history to repeat itself. Techno: speaking facts while everyone only hears the emotion*

Ghostbur is literally the cutest, just walking with his blue sheep while an execution is happening.

guys where is there like red all over there skin? also why do i get the feeling that the "Blue" he keeps talking about might stop the "red" going on?

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Phil:”Sucks to suck” Me:”New addition to the quote book”

Idk but it was really hilarious that ghostbur is just there standing with the blue sheep.

everyones all like *ooh dream and techno are so untrustworthy!* meanwhile, punz is constantly switching sides like its going out of style.

You were quick, first btw

I feel like Philza is proud of his son not gonna lie

Techno's escape and Dream rescuing Carl is such a good timming. Punz decoy was also perfect. But above all TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!

technoblade never dies.

Dude like (almost) all the main characters are somewhat villainous and its awesome.

Techno: runs off Phil: *Ima just pretend I didn’t see that*

*||TECHNO'S PLOT IN A NUTSHELL||* Techno: *joins a revolution party cuz he hates governments and makes his statement very aware, gives everyone hours worth of stuff* Everyone: *wins the revolution and immediately replaced it with another one* Techno: *spawns 2 withers that really didnt do much* Everyone: *pins the blame on l'manberg's destruction on techno and make him a wanted man* Techno: *self exiles himself and makes it clear he doesn't want to cause chaos * Everyone: *kidnaps him and attempts to execute him* Techno: *escapes* Everyone: *surprised pikachu face*

They're trying to use technoblade as a scapegoat

I find him oh no

Everyone: 👁👄👁 Techno: AND WE LEAVE!! A N D W E L E A V E ! ! ! ! !

Ghostbur's so wholesome and he's like the little innocent child in the family

WOW techno just ended the stream dang speedsters

I just realized that he had a totem of undying XD

Okay rant time As much as we can agree Dreams character is the villian, I believe Quackity is also the villian. Or at least not the hero. He doesn't truly care about L'manberg, he even said as much to Techno. He only cares about having power. When he ran out of power with Schlatt, he changed sides and when Techno challenged them with the anarchy, he took it way too personally. Let's not forget if Schlatt hadn't have taken down the white house, he would still be on Schlatt's side. Quackity (the character) is honestly such a coward and is steering the rest of the cabinet in a bad direction. While it does suck that it was Tubbo that exiled Tommy, instead of seeing how to get him back, Quackity put all his effort into killing Techno, who retired his ways already. Plus they keep talking about how Techno betrayed L'manberg when they KNEW of his intentions from the beginning. They just decided to ignore him, use him as a means to an end and when they got what they wanted, throw him aside. In a way, the l'manberg team was just as manipulative as Dream. What makes it right when they do it, but wrong when others do. Honestly Techno is right, there are no heroes on this SMP, only people seeking power and control. Tubbo was too inexperienced and influenceable to become president, Tommy was too one track minded and chaotic, and Wilbur too obsessed and too far gone. They would have been better off leaving l'manberg without a government. This way they never would have gotten in trouble with Dream, Tommy wouldn't be exiled, and Techno wouldn't be the enemy. Wilbur could very well still be alive. But that being said, I am very much enjoying this Arc and cannot wait to see how it plays out. Everyine us so good at acting. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

My mind imagined Techno going "CUE GIORNO'S THEME!! "

one of these days one of them are gonna copy strike you guys and your gonna get mad for it and wanna cancel them , when the specifically said dont re upload their content

I like how he just jumps out and runs away while everyone stays shock

The amazing thing is that that was the FIRST time Techno used a totem of undying.

So that's what they mean with techno never dies