For those of you confused. This video clearly comes after the job application video where at the end you state how you're very interested in becoming the "Candyman's apprentice"
Jimmy John and since you applied that way for this position, you clearly have to be a different "someone" or even in a different timeline th an the person he offered the job to is the last candyman video ("the proposition").
There are two kinds of really good ASMR vids like this: -the kind you put on your phone at night and turn the brightness all the way down and get really good sleep -the kind you watch at night but drink 10000000 redbulls to stay awake through like 50 videos and keep up with the intricate storyline
why would you be the only one? Out of nearly 8 billion people did you really think you were the only one in the whole entire world who doesn't listen to ASMR at night?
Man I would love to see your setup, i've no idea how you get such targeted, yet soft lighting like this - it's incredible. *edit* hahaha, IT only places an order every 27 years
If I was the apprentice I’d knock all those jars over with one swing by accident probably. Or maybe on purpose. I like breaking stuff. Thanks for the heart.
**swings bat at full force** Whoops! Aw, jeez, would you just LOOK at what happened here. Sorry boss, it was a TOTAL accident, It won’t happen again. I PROMISE. (chuckles)
All the "clients" are patients at the sanitarium and you are being tasked with assisting the resident pharmacist in delivering the proper medications to each of these patients. This is part of a program of your rehabilitation and helps you rationalize your situation by considering the medications to be candy and referring to the pharmacist as "the candy-man" .
So In Rift World, Pennywise, Wonderland, Star Wars, Alien, Marvel, Willy Wonka, The Wizard of Oz, The fantastic Mr. fox, Conan the Barbarian, and god knows what else, all exist in he same universe... I MUST LIVE THERE
Candies used for those wondering: Nonpareils Boston Baked Beans/French Burnt Peanuts Chocolate covered pretzels Root-beer barrels Butterscotch Orange flavoured slices Mint flavoured leaf slices Assorted licorice (Black Australian liqourice, the best kind) Gummy Bears Swedish Fish Gumballs Runts candy If for whatever weird reason you find this useful, and want to go out and buy these because you have OCD like meself then like this comment so other weird people with OCD things like this will find this comment useful.
This is quite literally the job I currently have, excluding the delivery aspect. i work in a Canadian bulk baking ingredient/candy/spices store with a heavy emphasis on the candy. I get a cool 6 samples a shift.
Time stamps for phone: 00:00:00 Welcome aboard 00:02:16 Salary & benefits info 00:04:29 A couple of questions for you 00:06:35 Overview of the latest batch 00:07:30 Prepping the merchandise 00:13:38 Filling client order #1 00:22:58 Filling order #2 00:28:52 Filling order #3 00:32:50 Order #4 (To be filled by you) 00:33:05 Filling order #5 00:39:25 Order #6 (To be filled by you) 00:39:45 Order #7 (Filled at the end) 00:41:08 Filling order #8 00:49:55 Orders #9 to 14 (To be filled by you) 00:50:43 Filling order #7
Not to tell my life story but I'm just going through a lot and I'm going through withdrawal right now and your vids are a blessing thank you uncle E you might help me get passed this.
The thing that amuses me the most is how everyone at the asylum is super chill about CM. They’re all like “Oh yeah, Candy Man came around not long ago”, which in the context is the equivalent of casually saying “Oh, the crack dealer visited recently”
I really can’t believe how relaxing this one was. It has taken me almost a week to see this to completion because I conk out, and thankfully I haven’t dropped my phone on my face. Thank you’s!
This is so damn pleasing to the ears, man I love those rare moments my mind kind of eases up and anxiety sort of fades out for a bit. Thank you. *Edit: If you ever see this Rift, the sounds made by you pulling some of those candies out of the jars (like wonky fruit, gumballs, root beer barrels) are very particular sounds I don’t really hear duplicated in your videos too offen. Those sounds, the sounds of bottlecaps on glass (like in G.O.A.T whisperer), and your patented slow-tap technique is seriously the best relaxation tool I’ve ever encountered. Good night and thanks again.
Alexander Wilson no he just said it as he doesn’t know who you are when we were talking through all of the other candy man videos he made and we the audience was his favourite customer so he knew who we were until this video where he said confusingly “you must be the new recruit” as he didn’t know who we were which doesn’t make a lot of scence as he recruits us in the previous video?
Some Random Guy It seems to all just boil down to how different people interpret certain language conventions. Its nothing that anyone can be right or wrong in. If that was the case, there wouldn't be shit like 'interpret this text' being taught in schools.
I don’t always meet with the same customer that’s never bought anything within the last 3 years of first meeting him but when I do, I still give him free samples.--- the only advice you’ll ever need as a new candyman
How does this only have 157 likes? What the heck. I’ve always had a theory that asmr videos get robbed of likes the most because most people fall asleep before it’s over and just overlook giving it a like. I’ve been a fan of this channel for many many many years and have always marveled at the world and atmosphere you have created within your channel. You truly are an artist and a true talent for relaxing the masses. You got me through some hard times in my life but I have come out the other side in one piece and owe you thanks for being such a big part of that. So thank you for the years of magic! I’m just returning from a little break. I’ve been enjoying making my way back through your videos like they’re brand new again. There are the exceptions of videos I have probably listened to over a hundred times each but I still enjoy them as much as I did before. You’re the best!!
Who was inspired by a very much real child molester and killer. Esentially we are selling child fodder to a character based on a mentally unwell murdering rapist clown
man I was scrolling through tons of asmr and I came back to this several times because this is exactly what I needed tonight. your voice is so calming and your triggers are not as intense as those of others, which is why I feel so great when i listen to your asmr.
Nyeah, see, Rifty boy, I need my candy, see? If I don't get it, see, I, uh, convince youse to give it to me, see? Wha-- dude, see-- OH MY GOSH JUST GIVE ME THE FECKING CANDY!
GamePlan Inc. well i mean u right, it is funny, but i'm just saying that the money must be nothing to him considering how expensive some of his props and masks are.
The first candy man was one of the earliest videos I watched from you and has become one of my favorite series of yours. So glad to see you keep it going with your unmatched creativity !
I can't express the love and admiration I feel for you! Your videos are so awesome, relaxing, helpful and creative. Every video is different and a masterpiece of its own! You sir, are the true Leonardo da Vinci of ASMR!
I love the sounds of candy being eaten, it's so relaxing to hear a noisy hard candy or a mint or the soft chew of a gummy bear. Thank you Uncle E. I love your videos!
God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith The sun doesn't actually rise. It's actually the Earth's rotation slowly turning towards the sun that makes it look like it's rising.
Hearing that there are no medical benefits just made me think of another rift merchant that would act as like a doctor or healer or something and was trying to think of what name they’d have, and then I realized it. Medicine man, you could be the medicine man, make it all voodoo-y and shit, but still just hand out basic over-the-counter medicines and whatever else
So it’s an entire cult of different dudes So does that mean I can get a nice long beard like you master? And will I be able to meet the fast food man? I wonder what other multi-verses there are I hope I can spread joy and give candy wherever!!!
yo that's cool, because he has the sections in the description the actual video bar is broken into pieces to show the sections, and it has a little title next to the time
All of this cross-contamination is driving me crazy! Every post-apocalyptic candy dealer worth their salt knows that you NEVER use the same equipment to handle Red Fish AND Wonky Fruit. Does the Candy Man not care about his clients?? What would Mr. Pennywise say if he saw how the Candy Man ran his operation?!
You raise some valid points, what you fail to see, however, is that the equipment is latest 22nd century technology from our very own resident plague doctor himself. And these little beauties produce a secret little fluid that deconstructs all bacteria after touching an object and then deconstructs itself into a harmless substance that cannot be seen through human eyes as it all happens on a microscopic level.
See, my concern is that gummy bears a class AA confectionary export, and it is clear that the tweezers he is using is a alpha-B class at most. He should really know better. One errant gummy bear could decimate a batch of red fish, or crack entire jarfuls of hard butterscotch candies. His wonky fruit batch would be pulped to bits. He should also be using nitrile gloves for to avoid contaminating the containers for his goods. I thought he was a professional!
YO JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA WHAT IF HE(as candy man) DID A COLAB WITH GMM’S (good mythical morning) COTTON CANDY RANDY IT WOULD BE THE BEST CROSSOVER IN THE HISTORY OF ASMR AND COMEDY
I’m gonna be honest I thought this video was gonna be some employee of the candy man filling in for him and he’s just fumbling up all the orders cuz the cover photo looked like someone going “do u know what this candy is? Cuz I sure don’t.”
