THE CAR THAT KILLS PEOPLE! - The Car (1977) 

Nope

The '70's were a lawless time.

didnt look like he landed good

That was a very gnarly looking stunt and I don't think they thought through that fully. There's no way he was uninjured from that.

If I ever ran a studio... For stunts I would find a way to use fresh human corpses, I mean if they are going to be cremated anyways , tell the family you will pay for all funeral costs including the urn plus a couple hundred bucks to boot.

That door would have weighed a tonne back then, so yeah James Brolin and his magnificent handlebar moustache was lucky to make it!

@Airik Luna Your comment made me spray tea on my laptop. Thanks a lot, tadpole.

Whoa! Easy there buddy, you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth!?

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@@conalcochranh3274 WTF you on about? UFO's Naked chick's. Are you using?

Sometimes the car would simply explode for no reason, e.g., The classic Pinto. You don't see many of those on the road any more.

Strangely enough...I believe you.

@@sirtalkalotdoolittle I'm not surprised, what with them cruising about the place killing people.

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@@conalcochranh3274 Didn't see anything! You must be trolling!

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@@conalcochranh3274 street light. Looks the others that are in thre lit area of the sidewalk

It's legit impressive. These days they'd do it with CGI and who'd care?

Plus the design of the car was really cool! 😎

And an ejector seat!

YOLO

A jetpack would definitely set the parachutes harness on fire, so you better strap 2 or 3 fire extinguishers to the guys bike. Shit, that wouldn't work unless the bike also had a parachute and jetpack...

They can fly now?

@The B's Nest 2 Umm, I don't think "Ejaculatory seats" are a real thing, or I really really hope they're not a real thing because a jizz covered seat in your car on a hot day would be shockingly unpleasant!!

There's just no way anyone involved in this "film" would've thought that scene was a good idea!! I refuse to believe ANYONE saw this and thought "Fucking nailed it!!!" this had to be a movie made to launder money or some other financial crime, because that's the only thing that makes sense. This is like some Uwe Boll nonsense...

I feel like that should be code for some kind if sleeper cell to awaken.lol

@@secludedmisanthrope6388 no, people (directors, script writers, whoever greenlit this film for production) are just weird. someone thought that scene was necessary and added to the story or added to the audience's experience. you'd have to be in their mind at the time to find out. i say "at the time" because many directors etc., have gone "i don't know what i was thinking." and that's hilarious because life is like that sometimes, especially when you're creating something and working under pressure, the human mind can warp. i will say that the way this movie is completely over the top was the style at the time. When A Stranger Calls is a landmark film but the opening scene which inspired virtually all horror movies that came after it literally looks like a parody because of how hard the soundtrack and visuals hit the viewer over the head. i think it's because modern films are derivatives of When A Stranger Calls and i think the same can be said for The Car.

@@princesstamikaHaving grown up in the 80s, I can agree with that but still, there are limits on how HORRIBLE and STUPID a movie can be, unless the intent was to make a pointless and impossibly bad movie like Uwe Boll has done for decades or how Troma video made movies back then... When you see bad movies now, everyone wants to say, well the creator made it that way intentionally, to be funny or whatever and that is unacceptable. Garbage needs to be called out as garbage...

@@secludedmisanthrope6388 Have you seen Uwe Boll's Postal movie? Cause it is awesome, probably the best movie based of a videogame ever. If you haven't seen it I recommend playing Postal 2 and after completing that watch the movie. 😉

well you deserve it

@@2nd3rd1st I guess so...

Fagpole?

The only way the word "tadpole" could be offensive is if it were being compared to your genitals. So sorry about your problem downstairs...

I heard ‘cat poo’. And it matches her mouth movements too...

Rebranding did wonders for Mark's schedule

@@isakwennstig6471 coronavirus did wonders for Mark's schedule, lol.

Mark's frequent uploads are the only bright spot of quarantine

Thanks. (Damn. I thought he was waving at me.)

So true

Kenia Liz bless 😂

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Agreed. The Car itself is the best part of this movie. I remember seeing the trailer on tv when I was little.

That horror movie, a pretty good one, "The Wind and The Wicked" uses that same evil wind thing very effectively. Made me afraid of flat states.

A bowl of grit soup and half a glass of schwibble -wobble should do the trick.

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Get out of my dreams Get into my car I said hey, you, get into my carrrrr

Damn poet you are. Oh wait, that was a song right. I loved that one. Gary Neuman was the man back in the 80s. Thanks for reminding me.

Fear Factory tho

Dag nabbit. That was my comment idea. Haha

Mezmerizer is a big fan of Orgy’s Blue Monday. But he’s never heard of New Order.

@Meganekkos Express Exactly... Christine was made because of this movie, even Steven King said it.

@@vigilantejustice5233 That was up on Harmony Lane; two limp tulips and a soggy dime.

She cast a crimson shadow.

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Its definitely B movie cheese but its actually well made, has some great practical effects and stunts too. Good cinematography also. Def worth a watch.

Almost all the characters are played by actors who could act if given the material. The classic movies The Godfather and Deliverance share actors with this movie, how's that for a mind blower?

@@flibber123 Indeed, Brolin and especially Ronny Cox could certainly act. They were probably hamming it up due to the material, which is no bad thing at all.

I thought Burt Reynolds was pretty good in it. Eddie Murphy was wasted though.

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You probably already caught this, but its pretty obvious that Futurama based the look of the evil car in that episode off the evil car in this movie. Apart from the paint job, the two look almost identical, its awesome hahaha

Like the Purge and the Purge episode of Rick and Morty

I remember seeing this movie years ago on late night TV and only remembered it after seeing "The Honking" because the look of the car, and the sound of the horn, were the same.

I teared up at the dog episode. Just had to get that off my chest.

at least the honking actually has an explanation for the fucking car

Cool story

What is THE best bad movie? The Room gets my vote. Lol

Lmao definitely

I just had that same thought. Amazing that a movie like that is real lol

British taxi lol and it was waaaauy more entertaining

I wonder if this movie is where they got the inspiration for that episode from.

I wonder if they were parodying this movie.

"Unironically" is not a word.

@@111highgh It is now...apparently.

Todd Standing is a fraud.

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🤣🤣🤣 So you remember the Ford Pinto too? I thought the worse car design was that AMC Pacer back in the day.

Facts

Cars keep exploding for no reason in Hollywood movies, I always laugh when I see that, how can people think that such thing is even possible?

There's an exploding Pinto gag in TOP SECRET!.

To be fair that famous news report where the pinto was hit in the rear-end and exploded was fake as was the one with chavy trucks if they were hit in the side. If I'm not mistaken both faked videos was the same news station. But to fix the pinto gas tank rupture all you had to do was take one bolt out of the bumper hanger and it was fine. I watched a documentary about the pinto it was pretty good it talked about that news report along with some other stuff it talked about how ford let that get passed and the person was fired and went to court and stuff it was pretty cool.

"I think of all the education that I missed. But then my homework was never quite like this. I got it bad, bad, bad, I'm hot for teacher!"

Joking aside, it actually is OK. People jokes about the 70s, but their attitude towards sex was much more healthy.

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@@souljastation5463 Odd isn't it? The just starting to emerge sexuality of a young person attaches itself on the first familiar adult bodies around. Go figure..

@@souljastation5463 Not healthy

Elon: That's what she said!

Tim Sawyer it’s awesome. I’ve been watching him for a while and it really sucked when he didn’t post for a while. I’m glad he has the time to make for content for us now.

@@Thatonegirl989 It's probably because he's bored and stuck at home. He's been releasing videos on a regular basis the past few weeks!

This man is a clone! The Real Mark will wait 3 years to upload a video..

Who wants Mark to review Freddy Got Fingered? Lololololol

Anthony Nunez I’d love to see that. I have no words for that movie lol

Now i know what that word means! After all these years!

Brilliant

Stolen from all these government systems he hacked, no doubt!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Same. I found it terrifying. It actually stuck with me into adulthood.

12:00 "I'm scared.. Tell me what to do..!?" Turn left and look out the window..

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Hello, it's 8 Months later from your quote. 01/30/2021. I just commented this quote then scrolled down to see who else may have done the same.

@@LydiAtheistLady A car in Peter Sutcliffe mode...OK. At the breakfast table the headline's dropped between last night's shag and the coffee cup. Yeah, it's always someone someplace else. Randomness: a book plucked from a library's shelf. Whistle down the wind, sweet lass, and all harmony will come to you. Aye, be it petal or kind word; proposal on bent knee with promises of love, your beauty must surely be a magnet to all things good in this world...amirite? The ball-peen hammer; screwdriver and knife; the tools of randomness; unsavoury surprise. Oh, sweet lass; book on the shelf; a breakfast table headline...someplace else. -Sutcliffe: The Next One by Conal Cochran

He looks like the guy being chased in the video the Radiohead's "Karma Police."

All I was thinking was "So that's where Futurama got it from."

that scene made me have nightmares

vigoda from GOODBURGER!!!

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Airbags. Lots and lots of airbags.

@@Artofficial1986 No I just have one channel on my Television that I watch, "Comet" and we'll the movies there are kinda... Limited. No Cable, no Netflix, none of that nonsense... mostly I just have the television on for background noise.

That's how I typically am with these videos, since I've usually seen the movies multiple times before Mark reviews them. But this is one of the few I actually have never seen before.

I remember this being a Saturday afternoon staple back in the 80's on local movie stations. I have seen this 3 or 4 times myself back in the day!

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Better late than never. Good movie.

Ok but no

Cause Hollyweird thinks stuff like that is "normal" yeah having a crush is one thing but shouldn't making that get him in some kind of trouble

@@homelesshannah50 Wow you sound just like that old bitty teacher in the movie lol. The kid was 13 not 5. Pretty normal to have his hormones raging at that age. The art was actually classy. A 13 yr old today would have drawn a bukkaki anime of his teacher and put it on the internet.

@@juststained I get hormones raging but he took it to another level that frankly came off as creepy regardless of his age. Even at 13 you should know "when to say when"

@@homelesshannah50 Bollocks, its healthy stuff and pretty cute and innocent from the woman's pov.

You're tearing me apart Nicolas!

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Yes. K.A.R.R. will kill us all.

@strontiumXnitrate I'm guessing you are referring to my Squirrel Girl cosplay. I made the ears according to the comic's specs.

@strontiumXnitrate The version of Squirrel Girl I cosplayed uses that belt design too. Four pockets full of different kinds of nuts. :)

BUH DUM TING!

Clubbed Sandwich That’s what I always thought

Exactly !

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that's because she does shout CAT-POO 💯

The FILM was made then doofus the book was published long before

Kurt Cobain lml yea they had to get the idea for that episode from this movie

I just remembered that after this review, Futurama spoofed this movie!!

It's no coincidence.

Unfortunately, we have an epidemic of bitter, jealous misfits who try to drag everyone else down with them.

Toonces? What's that mean?

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@@MegaDcmp I see...understood.

👍

Makes about as much sense as tadpole.

I was thinking the exact same thing. That's one hell of a damn stunt!

I was all giddy about this movie when Siskel&Ebert reviewed it[I'm Jesus old]cause of the scene where the car starts flipping towards the cops. Say what you will but this movie had great stunt tricks and this was 4 decades ago now it's shitty CGI

He had bad luck with trousers too.

Agreed.

Do you people haunt his response section, always acting like you know him personally and always commenting about the frequency of his video uploads? You people are in every one of his comment sections. No one cares to keep seeing this $hit every time they look at the comments.