I'm not even related to Chibi in any way but when I first heard this I had a fucking out-of-body level of disappointment in her. I don't even know how to properly explain it. Okay, you know the clip/"meme" of the Japanese guy yelling and looking up in a vacant sort of way? That's how I felt. My mind left on a vacation for about a half minute as I heard her tell the rest of the story. Legit, Chibi is such a good entertainer that the way she told that gave me unheard of levels of second-hand fatherly disappointment, and I am not and never want to be a father.
Yeah bao is the super Saiyan 3 of cringe, she is the embodiment of the statement, " And this is to go further beyond " She just did an in real life stream dressed as shy Lily with a pregnant belly. ☠️🤣🤷♂️😏
....I legitimately had my head pressed to my desk with eyes shut when I heard what Chibi's dad saw her making her plushie making out with a Bowser plushie... It's one of those things where it dispels the worries of one matter, but now it raises even further questions.
It's actually fucking incredible. Like, you know the story's being told for entertainment value and she's GOING for that, but she's actually so good at it that I felt like a disappointed father and I don't ever want to be a father.
For those of you who don't know, first base is kissing, second base is heavy petting, third base is foreplay, and a home run is hitting the ball out of the park.
My guy acting like heavy petting isn't foreplay. Seriously, though, it changes depending on age. Your way is adult, but not overly experienced. As a kid/YA it was holding hands, kissing, making out, then all the way.
If you're like Filian and don't know what TUMS is, it is a chewable calcium tablet that's for stomach problems like ulcers and heartburn. Edit: Since this comment gained some popularity, I'll add some more details about TUMS. When I say chewable I don't mean like a gummy bear, it's something between a Smarties candy and a PEZ candy in terms of hardness. Some come in pure white colors or a variety of colors which also confers flavors. The ones I have with me are various hues of reds and purples for berry flavors. They usually come in bottles that have a curved pyramid shape similar to a football, and ridges on the side of the bottle for grip. The bottle I have claims to be able to hold 200 tablets. The size of a tablet is the size of a U.S. dime but much thicker. The thickness of the tablet is about half a centimeter. It's thick enough for the tablet to placed on it's side like a domino. Looking at it now it says it treats heartburn, acid indigestion, and upset stomach. I think it does this by neutralizing the high Ph(acidity) of stomach acid, especially since they're also known as Antacid Tablets. 2nd Edit: pauljs75 is correct about TUMS being chalky, because they're actually very similar, in fact I found this out by hearing about someone just eating chalk to treat their stomach exactly like TUMS would. It even has its own version of chalk dust that frequently gives the inside of the bottle an internal coating of TUMS chalk dust. I may try drawing with it to see if it can do that too.
It's so you don't taste that barfy reflux if you eat something spicy for dinner at night. Or perhaps one of those greasy slider pizzas with just a bit too much garlic in the sauce? Definitely calms the heartburn, and deals with the sour mouth or sore throat that stomach issues can cause. That's probably the best use for it. Tums don't taste outright terrible, but understandably many people don't like the chalky aspect to it which is the part that makes it do its thing.
Man, I've had a few practice swings as you say. It usually ends with them sighing in frustration, grunting in disappointment, walking out of my house and blocking me on social media. Not my fault I finish first. I'm a winner.
No, hand-holding and kissing are the first two bases. Foreplay is third, actual sex is home (which itself was somewhat a metaphor for marriage). Some folks have just been trying to one-up each other enough that they got lots of folks confused.
@@absalomdraconis the bases as they were taught to me (for the most part) 1, kissing 2, fondling 3, oral and 4, is getting laid. Handholding is a bit too innocent to be a base
1st base is kissing, 2nd base is like... over clothes touching / erogenous zones like thighs / chest / torso but i think most people mean it as unclothed touching / hand play, 3rd base is oral, and obviously home would be entering a south hole.
The background music stirred up some memories but I can't remember where did the song come from, maybe a visual novel? If anyone know please tell me about it, thank you in advance!
Layna confirmed doesn’t know what first base is because it’s kissing not hand holding if it was hand holding damn I’d be at first base with everyone I’ve met lmao
First base is kissing Second base is over the clothing groping Third base is under the clothing groping Home run is all the way You just lost your v card
I'm the 70 comment, yes I almost spelled it a different way but didn't. It's nice to see our little Filian destroying other tubers so easily. ❤ and if you want I will hold your hand if I ever become a vtuber. ❤ 😢plz😢
It's always been foreplay. Admittedly, that _is why_ it's vague, but e.g. "somewhere out there, however far I went before the vodka kicked in" _does technically_ still count as a description of distance...
