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Greg Fitzsimmons, Comedian and Host of the "Fitzdog Radio" podcast and The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Sirius XM, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 11/14/2016.

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@MichaelDominguez25 4 месяца назад

This episode is still tremendous in 2024

@adakingbird Месяц назад

Tremendous

@littlebbjesus 2 года назад

Gregg laughs at every joke and really inspires Joey to push the envelope and be himself. Great guest.

@ajacky1832 Год назад

I couldn't agree more

@rekocastren923 Год назад

Yeah, Sickler, Ralphie May and Greg have some of the best episodes on the Chruch!

@josephpickard3108 3 года назад

Still one of the best podcasts ever recorded. Whenever I feel massively low on a long drive home, this is my go-to 😂

@robertk49 2 года назад

When they start talking about Puerto Rican Nelson, Im dying.

@colonelspicymustard Год назад

@@robertk49”And what was his name?” “Puerto Rican Nelson” 😂😂😂😂

@josephpickard3108 5 лет назад

I think I must've listened to this one about 5,000 times.

@Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад

same here man. And somehow youtube keeps recommending it...and I say 'why not?' and click on it again hahaha. Something relaxing about this episode.

@Dlck.C.Normous 3 года назад

@@Stoney-Jacksman Same here as well, I always re-watch the episodes with Greg because him and Joey have great chemistry.

@Stoney-Jacksman 3 года назад

@Pappy Van Winkle You need a puerto rican nelson in your life bruh.

@Stoney-Jacksman 3 года назад

@Pappy Van Winkle Hahaha same here breh. Back in the day you had so many more authentic weirdo's that had mad character. Im from Amsterdam in Holland, and I grew up in a small hood filled with weirdo's, pimps, drugdealers and ho's. But Id love to have a PR Nelson now and make a weird tv show..going on adventures hahah. Peace

@moriyokiri3229 3 года назад

yea Fitzsimmons is one of the best guests

@raymoneyyouflow8204 4 года назад

My mom died when I was 12, and listening to Joey talk about how life would be with a mother really puts a smile on my face

@Stoney-Jacksman 2 года назад

Beautiful comment bro!

@vToneehh 2 года назад

I’ve lived that exact life he’s describing and my head explodes how he knows all the fucking details haha. Sorry for your loss brother. I lost my dad a little older than that and it’s a mother fucker. Looking at Joey, life goes on though. I’ll light one for ya’ man.

@trst361 Год назад

That is exactly the place Joey was speaking from too. Only someone who truly appreciates their mother (i.e. those who lost them) could string together all of those instances. I have a friend who lost his father and is going through a tough time. His mother is treating him like this and I think how much he needs her right now.

@hotdog7583 5 лет назад

1:35:20 is the start of Puerto Rican Nelson. For future use

@ghnfyhj 5 лет назад

That's the moment when you and I, even all the boy listeners became MEN! 😂👍

@yanislavgyurov 4 года назад

you the real mvp

@travisbaker7547 4 года назад

Yeah lolol awesome story man

@jamesglandon3737 4 года назад

bookmark it for when this podcast get into the Library of Congress

@Stoney-Jacksman 3 года назад

Its weirr how he changed the whole description of PR Nelson in the joe rogan show. There he described him as a real sick pervert..but here he was a friendly dynamite dude? What gives..?

@zenemiJnavI 7 лет назад

" this guy will walk eight miles then get an uber for a hot dog just cause he saw it on dives,drives,and automobiles" lol wtf that shit killed me.

@Fedshmoka 7 лет назад

"Hold on to the top and it swells up like a cobra..i've held it for 5-6 minutes sometimes....and then unleash the dragon juice.." dear god I am dying here my face hurts from this one 24 mins in only

@Pyr0Maniac01 5 лет назад

I could not hold a load under my foreskin, maybe in another 25yrs when I'm in my 50's. That shit stretches man.

@petermckenna948 4 года назад

Lol

@natureisallpowerful 2 года назад

Dragon juice 🤣🤣

@michaelmoncus3609 3 года назад

Joey was in rare form on this one! He’s always funny, but this was just ridiculous 🤣

@j.e3336 Год назад

the rarest form

@lukewoodworth2101 3 месяца назад

I think guests he's good friends with or guests that are really funny makes him raise his level....tremendous

@scarpdog8770 4 года назад

“She was Asian but I don’t know the denomination” lol

@justinrojas3289 3 года назад

Between that and the story at 1:33:09 I’m like 🤯🤯🤯

@words_on_a_screen 3 года назад

Lmao!

@seansteezy932 3 года назад

@@words_on_a_screen 0

@jenl558 6 месяцев назад

Lmfao

@crumbb_m 6 лет назад

*"Look dawg, I see alotta Hindus. The Karma Sutra ain't workin'"*

@jugz9130 3 месяца назад

18:00 man I can tell Joey really felt that in his heart , there’s nothing in the world like mama. Nothing

@abstractnino 2 года назад

God fucking damn i miss the church. I’m fully caught up with uncle joey’s current podcast so i’m coming back to the best episodes ever. The best! 🔥🙌

@Kyman23 5 лет назад

Greg’s laugh is so funny it makes me laugh 😂

@stanleysalvatore6476 4 года назад

Hahaha tremendous

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

P agora chegou a hora que um dia as forças com as autoridades de corrigir buscar toda minha liberdade agora é a hora de eu puxar a corda de todos eles para apresentar as provas do crime eagora eu tenho meu respeito meu respeito com você tá tudo bem com meu respeito de cidadão do bem ou buscar todas as resgatar tudoaquele que fez a música com mau fé uma falta de respeito sem a minha permissão vai ter ninguém tem direito de invadir sua privacidadeeu que estou projetando sobre a minha vida projeto é Climatempo todo o governo governo falta com respeito governo tá cuidando da minha vida

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

Eu respeito todos os musgos e amo todas as músicas só que as músicas tem que ter respeitoeles fizeram música e eles fizeram música em meu nome como pipo com respeito da música na letra da música eu não vou achar ruim com eles nuncabaixar legal você quiser as músicas com respeito agora se fizer as músicas com falta dese as música tá faltando com respeito é crime na letra das músicas aí estão jogando meu nome do lixo cara aí você não vai aceitar

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

que ela deu ela acha que eu não sei o que ela deu ela me deu música me dê respeitando e me colocando como louco fora outras coisas eu sei o que ela deu eu eu sei muito bem que ela deu e o que ela me deu tem palavras criminosas no meu

@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад

Igual a mulher que tem aí que fez eu de fada eu sei quem fez eu de ela projetou a fada pbuscar ela e processar ela com essa palavra fada para explicar que permissão que eu dei para ela colocar o meu tem uma pessoa aí que eu esqueci o nome dela que ela ela perguntou fada da minha vida eu esse clima daqui permissão que ela teve para colocar eu de homem

@scorpiudr7102 7 лет назад

Lees little noises kill me hahahahaha

@Andrew_P86 7 лет назад

Uncle Joey was stoned as fuck this episode, and it was tremendous!

@thirstyowlthethird9409 4 года назад

This is one of the best episodes ever.

@The_Wizard_Zoo 7 лет назад

Best Church in a long time.

@Elendill2003 6 лет назад

Around 1:35:00, the story about Puerto Rican Nelson had tears rolling down my face from laughing.

@elcabo5367 Год назад

17:41 is good too

@stephenreid3236 Год назад

1:33.00 😢😂😂 had a similar experience

@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime Год назад

Here I am in July 2023 coming back just for this story, one of the funniest things Ive ever heard

@just_in_time1776 4 года назад

“You pissin sweet yet?" 😂😂😆

@johnguanciale258 3 года назад

Yup

@OkamiBeast88 7 лет назад

uncle joey throwing heat holy shit i laughed my spleen off

@Charoul Год назад

Watching this like I haven’t seen it 500 times already! Classic!

@foatie 7 лет назад

@22:48 Greg Fitzsimmons lets out a straight from the deep dark depths of your soul laugh.

@greghicks9393 6 лет назад

This is one of the funniest podcasts i've ever watched!

@themidwestbarber8428 3 года назад

1:36:40 is one of the main reasons I’ll never take my ability to hear sounds for granted. Tremendous laugh..

@natasrome8224 Год назад

July 2023.... still listening. " Do you want the sneakers, or not "

@dannytedford1896 6 лет назад

Joey's laugh is like a cat coughin up a hair ball. Love u Coco

@dannymay2820 11 месяцев назад

This episode is so good i keep coming back. Ive probably listened to this episode 50 times and i still laugh my ass off. The church forever!

@0re011 5 лет назад

1:13:20 joey spinning back and forth in his chair lol

@79JOM1 7 лет назад

uncle Joey should have a Netflix series with all this hilarious stories.

@supersuperkw 6 лет назад

79JOM1 he feels he’s to “Real” for Netflix. Which is truly a fucking shame cause he should have a netflix show

@swagmartian128 4 года назад

Fr they need to make a Joey Diaz cartoon

@madthrasher88 4 года назад

Why when his youtube channel exists? Joey a real OG, not some netflix cocksucka

@Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад

People behaving like netflix is some superstage to be on. Its all a means to a goal...and Joey has reached his goal with youtube as a means. He had so much more freedom here.Stop being sheepish idiots..and also... cancel your netflix...it aint doing your dumb ugly fat ass no good.

@dampcarpet2607 4 года назад

1:33:03 One of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard

@gregoryjames4797 3 года назад

“I would move to do two things; go to the bathroom or go to get more salami out of the refrigerator” 😆

@ContentAppreciator 7 лет назад

"go head lee let's start it we'll talk about dirty feet" this is why i love you joey.

@hunterm.8629 4 года назад

1:39:00 to 1:40:00 is the soul of this episode. Pure comedy.

@Ben77788 2 года назад

The best Church episodes either have Greg Fitzsimmons, Theo Von, or Josh Wolf on them 😂

@omarionflores5874 2 года назад

Don’t forget Ryan Sickler

@SuperHumor4u Год назад

& George Perez😎

@WTF198 7 лет назад

I'm only 20 minutes in and I don't think I've ever laughed this much in my life.

@Masonsdad818 4 года назад

One of the top 10 church moments ever must be when lee’s voice squeaks saying “is the P capitalized”

@vespasian1695 9 месяцев назад

This is by far the best episode of the church, Joey was literally nonstop funny and shit talking.

@brandonmiller5394 5 лет назад

Joey Diaz is the best. I can listen to Joey talk all day long

@NN-DMT 7 лет назад

this episode is FUCKING hilarious

@williamsgoldanddiamonds6239 7 лет назад

Puerto Rican Nelson is my hero

@johnguanciale258 3 года назад

Where is he today?

@bennyacosta1560 4 года назад

Joey, I think you're an awesome comic. I grew up in the South Bronx in New York City and I'm puerto rican. Everything that you talk about on stage is something that I can relate to in some way. I think that it's a beautiful thing that you turned your life around for the better. I'm trying to do the same myself. And your words never seize to offer inspiration and motivation to keep pushing forward. Thou bless you, and always remember the spiritual advice you were given a monk which was never do business with 3 people. :)

@steveopacheco Год назад

One of my fav episodes even after 6 years. lol

@gingerbreadstud6836 7 лет назад

omg so hilarious he admits he smells the fungi nail... no shame.. lost it 😂😂😂

@bargainbuysgenius 7 лет назад

Porto rican Nelson with the robe and slippers 😆😂

@MrIcenice44 7 лет назад

"I never got more than two" "stop it lee"

@rehab828 7 лет назад

I love this show!!!!!!!! best part of my work day .

@og5821 2 года назад

When Joey and Greg Fitzsimmons get together its like humid air rising and cold air falling creating a tornado lol

@Alex-zr3dz 2 года назад

Back here listening again 4 years later. Grey end Joey are such a great combo, always makes my day

@birtangooner4730 7 лет назад

Hello joey from the uk London love your show you are so funny keep up the good work bro

@SIINx0627 6 лет назад

Birtan Gooner not from london but love the positivity

@jahrastafari7165 7 лет назад

If Bill Burr wasn't alive, Grapefruit Simmons would be the #1 ginger comedian alive today

@somethingorother3742 7 лет назад

louis ck?

@jahrastafari7165 7 лет назад

Something Orother Not my favorite, but I would put him ahead of Grapefruit....but not Burr.

@RAGNAR7722 7 лет назад

Louis ck is funny as fuck

@gimmedaloot8168 7 лет назад

Jah Rastafari lol he's white, he never had red hair so he's not a ginger, and if your not a fan of Loui ck your not fan of comedy, he's ahead of bill burr, in terms of their primes and what they've done for comedy, but bill is funny as hell and right now I'd say he's funnier than Loui but loui's a legend

@yellowdart6666 7 лет назад

lol shout out to the uncut masses who can choose where we shoot shit.

@Plague_Doc22 7 лет назад

#TeamAntEater

@al1016 7 лет назад

Plague Doc #TeamAntEater killed me. Scrolling down the comments then saw the post and your comment brought me to tears

@jugz9130 3 месяца назад

Yesirrr

@RESISTING1 7 лет назад

Irish women...tremendous !

@KU-mq4er 7 лет назад

RESISTING1 Irish woman are the best

@CZRXCZR 7 лет назад

Annette was Irish

@RESISTING1 7 лет назад

fuhgeddaboudit

@NobodysGh0sT 2 года назад

Man, watching this one cuz it's a Friday Night and I'm going deep and Joey & Lee are the people I really loved The Church. I miss it but I'm really happy that Uncle Joey and Lee kept these up. Tremendous!

@MCandela922 6 лет назад

Lmao this was honestly one of my favorite church episodes. My good I was cracking up most of this.

@PENNYWISE6969 7 лет назад

This podcast is full of quotes.....

@CZRXCZR 7 лет назад

Like a doctah!

@bargainbuysgenius 7 лет назад

Lee making the little noises 😆

@mattlandry 7 лет назад

LOL Greg says "I think there is a Karma Sutra move"

@bargainbuysgenius 6 лет назад

Lee wiggle! 😆

@bargainbuysgenius 6 лет назад

"Yeah yeah yeah I was there...that guy" "They hit em with like ten light bulbs when he was down"

@how_sway 7 лет назад

Damn Joey has me crying in class... 😂

@LuG8911 7 лет назад

I've only seen 25 minutes so far and this may be the funniest podcast yet

@MusicHead480 7 лет назад

Fitzsimmons always brings up feet lol

@travisbaker7547 4 года назад

Cause lol they could be sexy

@petermckenna948 3 года назад

Dragon Juice. 😆. Laughing outloud on the bus, people looking at me like I'm nuts.

@sweetswing1 7 лет назад

58:45 Joey enters another dimension he's so high

@MsClaireEverett 2 года назад

This is probably the best church epusode

@sethgsf4120 2 года назад

This was the first podcast I ever actually watched. It's holds up, as the best

@antonr.2101 4 года назад

22:41 Hahahahaha!!! "It fills up like the back of a cobra then comes out like a burp: BOOP "

@oscaravila2481 2 года назад

This is one of the best episodes ever

@rekocastren923 6 месяцев назад

These old episodes with Greg just have that Church magic.. Keep coming back to them 👍

@ryanhowe2560 9 месяцев назад

Greg and joeys episodes are always hilarious

@lucian288 2 года назад

1:21:03 i still laugh my ass off no matter how many times i watched this episode

@Edvinas97 22 дня назад

I was listening to this while i was walking down the street, i literally bursted out laughing People were looking at me like i was a retard😂

@johndk95 3 года назад

2020 listening back thru. god bless the church!!

@HighFightIQ 8 месяцев назад

7 Christmas's later and im still here. Long live the Church

@HolyGwakamoley 7 лет назад

Uncle Joey is here. Never fear.

@caryn799 7 лет назад

Goddamn do I love it when Uncle Joey & GF team up!

@88Cbell 7 лет назад

I have watched this episode about ten times it's like relaxing or something.

@eatwhatthemonkeyseat8161 7 лет назад

Hands down one of the best episodes....

@danp3677 4 года назад

"This was before neighborhood watch" Best line ever! Im dyin!

@willc5239 4 года назад

Joey and Greg podcasts are seriously underrated

@Botmfeeder02 5 месяцев назад

Back again to view this beautiful episode, will never forget.

@kylesundell1554 6 лет назад

One of my most favorite episodes,owsome.

@johnnyoneill1676 6 лет назад

"What am I Jesus?" love it :D

@4thquarter2nddwnh.p.playin91 6 лет назад

Another CLASSIC.Joey was on 10 tha whole way through.S/O Greg "everybody thinks I'm from Boston" Fitzsimmons too. He's always a great guest 💒⛪

@lompocbraves51 5 лет назад

I guess if you like hearing one guy talk about himself for two hours and not give a fuck about his guest...

@smoker4 7 лет назад

Tremendous

@LazzyPirateDay Год назад

15:13 this part has me DYING 😂 at the plate is big papi

@crypticwarrior8658 6 лет назад

A year ago? Please bring back your podcast. I love you joey! Come on brother please... i redact, just found a cast from 2 days ago

@neilgrant6876 5 лет назад

This podcast is filled to the gills with epic quotes

@natureisallpowerful 2 года назад

Joey is the best ,realest. We all can relate to this at some level.

@chrisd5774 Год назад

22:10 onwards is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I used to listen to these doing a boring data entry job and I was howling with laughter in the office, absolutely howling. I made one of the other guys listen to it and we were both in tears laughing