Shoutout to the gamers who gave away their hard-earned thrones by picking the _"I guess I have no choice... "_ option, because their sleep-deprived brains thought it meant "I'm forced to go to war". You guys are the real ones
I think you beat my own record for awful start. I think I lasted 10 years before someone murdered my wife in a duel, I caught lovers pox with the next person I got with without realizing they had that, tried to treat it and got eunuch, and then when it came around to do more treatment for it, they just flatlined me, all of which happened in such rapid succession that my friends playing in the game with me all thought my wife was alive and well
I was playing MP with a guy who was playing CK2 for the first time. He made a custom character, trying to make him super OP. He gave him gigantism and half a dozen really good traits, which of course made him very old. Between age and the gigantism he died within I think the first 2 or 3 years