The closest Geo duel in history? (GeoGuessr) 

"yes, i have slept in the same bed as malf" is a legendary vod opener

what a great opening line

‘Ok i guess you can just eat the hair, if were talking about worse solutions’ made me laugh so hard

NGL I laughed so hard at the Greenland = South Cincinnati guess. The long-game trolling is real.

That sub in chat throwing the game with south Cincinnati had me in tears lmao

Great video! It was a little annoying how much playing Geoguessr got in the way of reviewing various men's grooming products, so if he just cut that down it would be perfect!

NL must mention Liechtenstein at least once every video, or throw a guess in there, even though it has never been Liechtenstein because it's not even in the game..

As someone who is also hairy, I can 100% confirm that getting hair in and around the sink after trimming is indeed a large problem

7 minutes in and he's talking about eating hair

Bro you're so funny it's unreal. "There was rift in the sky, he looked up" lmfao.

I feel like he's talking directly to me about the beard trimmer. It sounds like a godsend to someone who has in fact tried paper towels and the bib with suction cups.

Homie would rather sleep in a bathtub than the floor wtf

I'm so addicted to geo, please pump more into my veins Egg I feared it might be over

As someone from Cologne I'm very happy that NL recognized the german name "Köln"

he slept in the damn bathtub ‼️

Bosnia and Herzegovina has about 3km of coverage and a few pictures on Google Street View. You're never ever ever gonna be in Bosnia (in Geoguessr). The same goes for Moldova actually except Moldova actually has some coverage in the capital but I still don't think it's in Geoguessr. Other countries with zero coverage in Europe are: Belarus, Liechtenstein and Kosovo.

I am going to be on a boat for the month of August with no internet. Definitely downloading this series and the crosswords to simulate my daily NL pogs.

Its interesting watching how different people play these... Im at the rating where I either get matched against 1k+ people and need to pressure them into mistakes because I know if I give them a minute they will beat me, or I get the low gold/high silver who I can generalize the direction fast so again its best to just pressure and hope they end up wrong country. Even taking 30 seconds to guess is absurd slow, thats pretty much the "country is obvious, but this is pinpointable" or "trekker in the middle of nowhere" speed.

This is some A tier banter here.

Vancouver isn't just a berry it's also a town

"hot dog de claudia... no comment" had me rolling

Éurope has tried unificating into only a few countries, it didnt go well

Finally the yes to great guesses and furious poggery.

the greatest opening to any video ever

I loved the LCD - Losing My Edge reference "I was at the first Can show, in Cologne" @1:04:00

I died when he said a sow is a female cow.

Bruh the "this kinda looks like assassin's creed, but I don't see the coliseum anywhere" part killed me.

You were in my home tow in Estonia, could tell in one frame

I saw a white car in the thumbnail and my heart skipped a beat because I thought Mon Bazou was back

GOAT opening, great game too

All time best opening line of all time.

As an Albuquerque New Mexico native, I appreciate the shout out. Lol.

What an opener

I trim my beard with a mirror in the shower before I turn on the water. All the hair just goes down the drain

He-Hulk joke destroyed me lol

that's an amazing sentence to start a video on

Jotun is from the Nordic mythology and is also a Norwegian chemical company that makes stuff like paint.

NL, were you singing 'close to the edge' by Yes? Prog fan confirmed?

Yo I am new to the channel can some explain the "refunds" and betting he is talking about? I'm assuming it's something he does when he streams?

why don't we get the affiliate link for the beard trimmer? now I am left alone finding it myself.

At min 53 you were at my city and I pogged so hard! Arriba Puebla!

It's back!

nowhere in the world do they pronounce pasta like that.

The Answer should not be 6 big countries uniting what cant be but rather a 1000x more Lichtenstein communities.

i was today years old when i learned that europe is the only continent who has the country initials on the license plate

Honey, wake up! New Geo is here!

'Europe should be consolidated into about 6 countries' I kinda get why a Canadian could feel that way and I know that that isn't meant really seriously, but that's just not how the continent works lol, we don't run on positivity, we achieve equality by resenting everyone equally, 'Unification' in European history pretty much exclusively means that one side conquers and subdues the other, not that two separate factions decide to live and work in unison. We're lightyears closer to further division than we are to unification, I mean there's significant regional independence movements in just about every large European country.

Passta

Also the sign that said “Maltco”

Would you let the casino offer the bet of “flawless victory” for a presumably high payout?

NL tip on Jordan and UAE Michael Jordan tan the Triangle offense. (;

If you don't even know that Metsatöll is an Estonian folk-metal band, how can you expect to win these things?

ok yeah so true but like i cut my hair often and u can just use a cheap mini vacuum for the hair friend

About time egg

Play geo with kate

based close to the edge reference

Kissing just makes it all official. Have you not "sleep-walked"?

I know this isnt twitch but I must leave a fat +2 for the take on the EU countries that aren't quite like the surrounding ones

yes reference +2

Somewhere there is a Waffle and Waffle store that is missing half of it's sign

1 minute in and hes reliving his homoerotic experiences

my brother in christ, a sow isn't a female cow either...

Anyone know why he doesn’t play with sinvicta anymore? Out of the loop

hello northernlizard, i just wanna say sorry.. i wrote some comments some weeks ago regarding old canadian interntional hockey stats, not very nice, so i had to write them. hope we can be friends in future. best regards. - Poompoomos Nuemilienanien, Finland.

too bad we lost jugaslavia eh

nl looks so young!

10:53

I've never had a problem bringing a garbage can into the bathroom and shaving face just above the opening of the can. Practically no stray hairs

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hey NL what's a female cow called again?

not first

ayyyy

New Europe: Spain France UK Germany Baltania Balkania Stanistan Ukraine

hello

@39:00 - Huh. "Hot chicken" is "Nashville" chicken. That fad reached us here in Halifax just a couple of months ago. Hopefully it'll end soon 'cos that shit is shit...

29:20 you know, people could be stupid enough to just be completely wrong and not be stream sniping.

Rip on conspiracy theories all you want, but if it’s not that it’s usually something worse.

Gonna be honest with ya mate I like Geo with Sinvicta but not the duels