yo yo. hope no one minds me posting the full transcribed lyrics from this album. lizard lady/psycho killer are not included. this took long hours squinting at a 600x600 jpeg so give credit, boneheads: (THE CONEHEADS LP) //////////////////////////////////////////////// OUTTA MY CONTROL, CAN'T EAT THINK FREAKD OUT NO MIND -- NO TIME OUTTA MY CONTROL CAN'T COPE, CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT OUTTA MY CONTROL, OUTTA MY FACE ----------------- YOU THINK YOU CAN LIVE CONSEQUENCE FREE WHILE SUBJECTING OTHERS TO A LIFE OF VIOLENCE YOU NEVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ALWAYS SPEAK ARE YOU AFRAID THAT YOUR LIFE LACKS SUBSTANCE? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM, YOU AND YOUR INTERNET SNOOPING CAN BURN IN HELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M SINGING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE (IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE HELPING YOU'VE GOT ANOTHA THING COMING AND I'M HOPING THAT THING IS DEATH) ------------------ WHY DO YOU SEEM SO EXCITED WHEN I HAVE THE URGE TO SLEEP? WHY DO YOU SEEM UNDELIGHTED WHEN I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT? MY BRAIN FEELS ALIEN AND WARM MY HANDS ARE COLD N WET I TOUCHED DOUG'S HEAD TODAY HE SAID I SMELT LIKE SWEAT ------------------- YOUR FACE MAKES ME GAG A FACE LIKE THAT MAKES ME GRAB AN AXE AND GO HACK HACK HACK I'M NOT IN DENIAL YOUR FACE IS TRULY VILE I WANNA GRAB AN AXE AND GO HACK HACK HACK (can you HACK it?) ---------------------- Pissed off, Lookin nice Put Man pot fits just right, puffin out zilch, soaking up light no purpose here, I just might I'M A WASTE OF SPACE NOTHING BREWIN BEHIND MY HEAD NO PURPOSE, NO PLACE FULL TIME JUICE BAG put inna box, don't feel nice dead dogs, nothin to do take some pills and i will you (?) I'MMA WASTE OF SPACE ---------------- A STRONG YOUNG MAN IN STEEL TOED SHOES KNEELS AT THE ALTER OF 1982 THE LORD SENDS HIS MUSIC ABOVE TO BE RECEIVED BY THE FINGERLESS GLOVE SOCIETY WORSHIPPING MEDIOCRITY, DISGUSTING, DISPLEASES ME AND I WANT IT DEAD YOU CAN ACT LIKE YOUR SHIT IS RAW BUT RECYCLED RIFFS MAKE SHITTY SONGS YOU CAN TAKE A WALK TO THE DOC MARTENS STORE AND BANG YOUR SHAVED HEAD UP ON THE BRICK WALL ------------------ I'MMA BIG CITY BABY AND I GOTTA FADE WHEN I LIVED IN THE CITY, I GOT ALL A'S NOW I'M IN THE CITY AND I FEIGN DUMB WHEN I WAX INTELLECTUAL ABOUT SUBURBAN SCUM I GOT A BIG CITY BABY SHE'S JUST LIKE ME WE BOTH LISTEN TO THE SMITHS, AIN'T THAT INTERESTING? WE'RE TOO BIG CITY BABIES DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE I'MMA TRUE POST MODERN URBAN TRANSPLANT SCRUB I'MMA....... *BIG* *CITY* *BABY* ------------------------- BLACK N WHITE PICTURES OF BLOWN OFF HEADS NERDS COLLECTING MURDERS ON VHS, IT'S ALREADY SO DEPRESSING DEALING WITH BAD BREATH SO YOU FETISHIZE TRAGEDY HATRED AND DEATH NORMALIZE THE KILLINGS THAT YOU SEE TODAY, SMILE AS YOU PERISH AT ALARMING RATES BIDE TIME PRAYIN FOR THE LORD TO SAVE THE PATHETIC HUMAN RACE FROM IT'S DISMAL STATE ----------------------------------- IT'S NOT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU BUT THE LAST BREATH FROM YOU WILL BRING SUCH EASE TO ME KNOWING YOU'VE CEASED TO BREATHE, MY HEAD'S SO FREE DO AS I PLEASE, DIE! ----------------------------------------------- COME WITH YOU? I'D RATHER BLOW MY NASAL LOAD FUCK INTO OBLIVION? I'D RATHER STAY HOME NEVER ENDING HEADACHE, NEVER GOES AWAY MY REDUNDANT PHRASING NOTHING LEFT TO SAY ARE YOU PISSED OFF WHEN PISSED ON? WHY ASK, I'LL JUST TURN MY MIST ON ---------------------------------------- ((((HEY MOM, IT'S ME CAL! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!)))) CRUNCH 1, CRUNCH 2, THESE CHUMPS DON'T HAVE A CLUE THEY FLOCK, THEY GATHA, THEY WANNA STEAL MY CHEESY SWAGGA I USED TA BE A CHEESEPUFF...(repeat) MORE SPUNK, MORE CHEDDA, I GO TO SCHOOL IN STUDS AND LETHA YOUR FEELINS? YOUR FAULT YOU GOTTA TAKE ME WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT WHO I WAS BEFORE, KINDA LIKE ME NOW BUT ONLY MUCH MUCH MORE ONE LOOK AND I KICK YOUR BUTT A CRUNCHY STIK WITH CHEESY DUST ----------------------------- I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM I CAN STAY WITH ANY LUCK AN UNINTERESTING JADED FUCK I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM I LIKE THE WAY THINGS AM WHEN IT COMES TO ALL GOOD THINGS I'M THE SOLE AUTHORITY, SO SHOVE IT!
Been with you the whole time, have the vinyl but just have my phone tonight... jimmy you are the ultimate music find for me for the last 6 years. Crust master. Thank you, truly appreciate your taste.
Can you really call it an LP if it's not even close to 22 minutes, but I love this album anyway. HHHv2 and IUTBACP are amazingly weird little songs in a collection full of gems
Amazing cover of Lizard Lady, The Residents is my favorite band ever.. but I prefer this version! What's a woman going to do but throw away her bread Her feet are feeling funny as she lies beneath the bed She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea And then she crawls and counts her cans and twitches like a flea What she really likes to do is sit upon a pew And make believe that time has stopped and motionless is new Planes are stranded in the sky and drains are stopping, too She alone is laughing under eyelids full of flu She scurries hurries worries that the wicked will receive Their candy from a handsome man and coffee from a thief She gazes at a hourglass and asks it if it cares And then she wonders if the lizard likes his lettuce rare
on my quest of weird music, so glad i found this one. it's like living under the rule of alien lords in a funky, wildly disjointed, and a lot of other weird shit futuristic and heavily sci-fi-esque world. youtube algorithm is the goat!
