The CP Podcast: Eugenics, Time Traveling, & The Speed of Light

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What up! This week, we discuss picking your baby's gender and eugenics. We also touch on the possibility of time traveling and if people have done it. We end the convo on the speed of light and if it's possible to travel any faster. Always the questions.
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@brandonthompson6094 Месяц назад

The ball is tipped 🏀

@5280ize Месяц назад

Can't remember what my life was like on Wednesday's before I found this podcast.

@michomochiii Месяц назад

Same here

@covix4209 Месяц назад

“Upon further review, Kendrick is really washing him”😂😂

@kriscass3449 Месяц назад

It was "Big K-mart"!

@tunit33k Месяц назад

WE IN HERE!!! 👽🛸👽

@TheFeralAero Месяц назад

you was waiting too? 😂

@uncannygold Месяц назад

"Women are easier to get along with." Let me stop you right there 😂

@FrescoTexas Месяц назад

😂😂

@wooback8372 Месяц назад

The card lecture was fire tbh, niche ways to get money

@bmobrad Месяц назад

Whoever be doing the thumbnails be having me dead 😂😂🔥

@autumnantonette6896 Месяц назад

Right😂. He said they AI generate the thumbnails

@cwill5829 Месяц назад

The song is so good that my kids are running around singing, "now step this way, step that way". 😂😂😂 lord 🤷🏿‍♂️

@jorgevanderburgh6076 Месяц назад

I don’t know to tell CP that MYA don’t F WITH TONY 😂😂😂😂

@tumblweed Месяц назад

😂😂😂 what makes you think that 😅

@HOGOSHA94 Месяц назад

38:27 she in love with this study lol she really riding for it lol

@beach_boy1141 Месяц назад

She spoke on it like it’s facts like these people behind these “studies” don’t have hidden agendas.

@TheNinjaParadeBase Месяц назад

Latin America got mariachi bands on bbl drizzly too

@Lorenzow33 Месяц назад

Whenever I hear CP do his “the ball is tipped.” I can’t help but LOL

@TheFeralAero Месяц назад

59:00 yall be forgeting that Tesla was running around doing stuff at this same time and he is responsible for the foundation of wireless communication and wireless energy.

@TheDirector_ Месяц назад

On break, smoking this blunt and cp dropped a new episode 😎

@twoine526 Месяц назад

I hope we are only talking about the shit that Cp wants to talk about!

@candicejanell Месяц назад

The whole Kmart conversation was wild because I don't remember them selling groceries. I had to ask my brother just to make sure I wasn't trippin!

@mikaelbeytm9095 Месяц назад

Some kmarts sold groceries Super Kmarts and Big Kmarts had groceries. Alot of the Super Kmarts in the Metro Detroit area were bought out by Walmart

@8SHAAD8 Месяц назад

Ordered my sea moss gummies last night THE BALL IS TIPPED🫨🫨😂😂😂😂

@mindguide9093 Месяц назад

Yessss sir I be ready for these talks!!!!

@EngagementEngineer Месяц назад

25:27 True! I try to connect with my kids on their obscure interests. My oldest recently got into vampires so I'm looking for all things #BlackVampire, and my youngest is currently a geography-head at age 6. Is that even a word? I figure if people can be sneaker or hip-hop heads, the kid can be a geography-head. 🤷🏿‍♂️

@Mr_Darius0070 16 дней назад

Usually I shake my head but Maya is on point ✊🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(team Maya)

@ImJohnnyMajor 29 дней назад

44:18 Maye literally playing devil’s advocate lol

@MyManJFKTV 28 дней назад

It’s crazy haha.

@juanla5243 Месяц назад

"That's why God don't fuck with you" I'm crying at the sound of these words coming out of Mya mouth. That shit funny as fuck the way she said it it😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@earth2online840 Месяц назад

I lived in Alaska near the kenai peninsula for 8months …… I want to tell my experience 😳 Can I come on as a zoom guest? I have photos and videos as well!

@brysonjamison3388 Месяц назад

We need Pat on here frequently if not permanently.

@naomifinewood1461 Месяц назад

Just watched GATTACA for the first time and it is a fantastic film! Thanks Maya for the recommendation (my Biology teacher mentioned it when we were studying DNA and genomes when I was in secondary (high school)

@malcolmxavier8636 Месяц назад

The way CP looked when Maye said “ you know you listen to your wife”😂😂😂

@8SHAAD8 Месяц назад

OH YEAAAAAAAAA🛸👽🛸👽🛸👽

@zpearson59 Месяц назад

Ufos are just us from the distant future after we mastered light speed. Learning about the past like how we learning about our past

@ErrkNjerk Месяц назад

Facts i never buy groceries from Target

@tumblweed Месяц назад

I have nuthin to add, but just commenting cause they say it helps

@Cornerstoner Месяц назад

Nawp! Kmart back in da Daaayyeee nicca! Ours (Michigan...45 mins north of D) had a lil restaurant w/burgers, fried chicken, stouffers Mac and cheese and these lil pastry that had a whole apple baked into it...u could get it with or without vanilla Custard on it 😋😋 I was fat kid too...couldn't WAIT till Granny took me w/her to Kmart on 3rd! That pizza bs didn't come until Kmart was already on life support in certain cities. Ours still had the Cafe until around '92-ish...

@OvSpP Месяц назад

I been waiting for a eugenix episode!

@RKfMaster Месяц назад

Spelt eugenics like an IG health brand

@OvSpP Месяц назад

@@RKfMaster I meant to do it like an album title 😂 bone thugz type shit

@nah-i7068 Месяц назад

Crazy all these eugenix lol and gender selection is all started , tested, and funded by who?…definitely ain’t black peoples unless I’m tripping is there a time where Africans was doing eugenics?

@foxusername1 Месяц назад

Targeritas had me and the wife dead. Got us plotting on the next target trip

@williamhayward9009 Месяц назад

We are light we can’t move faster then ourself. The past can be light that’s slower than us and the future is light that’s faster or ahead of us.

@Aaay84 Месяц назад

Remember, when little Caesars made square pies and they put them in a brown paper bag with a piece of cardboard underneath

@fatmansatchel1017 Месяц назад

Always right on time ⏲️ 👌 👍 💯

@charleswilson1021 Месяц назад

You should put the Jeezy “ya gotta believe” somewhere in the intro or outro

@BrandonJamol Месяц назад

That jacket fire 🔥

@TheNinjaParadeBase Месяц назад

We in here. That Billy Carson Episode is your speed CP

@riznellousfactory Месяц назад

I agree with mya on choosing the baby’s gender that’s gods job not ours

@bigslickphoto1519 Месяц назад

The real move is to sell the card raw and then reinvest into cards that are already graded that have proven to hold value. New cards are a gamble long term.

@DDSTWO Месяц назад

I’d listen to this daily if y’all had the time to do that. Shoutout the crew!

@BlaccCeaza Месяц назад

The upper crest of Detroit? where y'all do that at?😂

@itsmekel Месяц назад

"She looks like a bright idea???!?!?!?!" 😂😂😂😂 Im weak.

@julianiwhite Месяц назад

7:01 Watch any ‘it girl/guy’ vlog they are rotating Target, Starbucks, Trader Joe’s every other vlog

@dillz2010 Месяц назад

I know you a kappa but you look like a koopa boss from Mario right now 😂 Love brotha!

@velimakesmusic Месяц назад

Im tired asf so ill prolly drop my lil segmentted comments when i rewatch after waking up. Appreciate you mfs for bringin us yall energy! Bless!

@MistaKennyEarl Месяц назад

I feel like one day Mya & CP gonna attend witch & warlock school😅

@SkoolboyKen Месяц назад

Instead of vapor body, think Light body CP. Pure consciousness is made of light energy, so a body more able to express consciousness would be also more of a light body.

@bobbyaguilar2453 Месяц назад

The day everyone is exceptional no one will be exceptional. The day that happens society will start to have a mental breakdown.

@choaticblack Месяц назад

How

@elijahnkai Месяц назад

CP! You gotta watch Gattaca! 🤯🧬🎬

@MrTROLL627 Месяц назад

CP, how do i catch this show live to superchat? amazing podcast as usual!

@Ervyn1246 Месяц назад

@CP Where do you buy the packs from? I’m about to start getting into it and seeing what I can do.

@ComedianCP Месяц назад

I buy them from Target, Walmart, different Japanese stores, they even have Pokemon card vending machines now.

@moses183 Месяц назад

Cp and Maye needs to drop a video of them at the range. Sounds like Maye be shooting.

@t-mac11 Месяц назад

We here

@k-juanlowery5599 Месяц назад

Shiddd I’m start buying sport cards now

@TheDirector_ Месяц назад

😂 fr me too

@tworlds6788 Месяц назад

Sanrio is the company/group. I had a friend whose parents had a store selling those things

@tabeebAsim Месяц назад

CP dripped out cuh.. I need dat anorak

@CriticalThinker137 Месяц назад

CP you missed the obvious strip bar park location - P-Valley

@snaxzdaman1 Месяц назад

Im from baton rouge and we rabbit hunted behind k mart in glenoaks lol

@farenzeks437 Месяц назад

Peace to da CPeeps 👀!!

@roncheeks5176 Месяц назад

Y’all ain’t see the buzz lightyear movie ? 😂

@husslewestbrook4813 29 дней назад

CP! That's not the same blue Mew from last episode. So that means you have THREE Mew in total

@anthonycoore6562 Месяц назад

Whoa CP, Either wasnt a banger?!?! Go listen again cuz you are tripping.

@1deep4life Месяц назад

What brand of sports cards are best to purchase

@fatmansatchel1017 Месяц назад

SHOUT OUT TO MF CP, i hit him up about the pokemon collecting card value and he hit me back told me what to watch and look for, Thank your 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

@OfficialMacLowe Месяц назад

The smiths grocery store in Vegas got a bar inside lol. When I first moved here I tripped. It’s just a bunch an older husbands and dudes in khaki shorts waiting on they wives to call.

@goudanomics Месяц назад

😂😂on god with the lil slot machines in em. They everywhere

@maiyapaiya Месяц назад

Gang!

@ms.branch1207 Месяц назад

Is that a little radio or listening device that the gentleman and the old picture was holding to his ear. Like the first Walkman or something.

@ms.branch1207 Месяц назад

It is most likely a hearing device of some sort. I looked up the history of hearing aids and they had a lot of hearing devices that resemble iPods and walk-mans cell phones. I imagine they had to be little radios as well. They were portable radios at that time shaped like boxes.

@SNAB1987 Месяц назад

59:47 going through a lawsuit right now for shooting with defective earplugs(hearing loss)

@daveycaine Месяц назад

Im pissed I don't have not one of the baseball cards I had as a kid.

@killakevv72 Месяц назад

Anybody know the name of the site to scan cards to check their worth?

@johnkelly8385 Месяц назад

Center stage

@JamesDaviesOPM Месяц назад

Where I can buy those Pokémon cards now

@mainewild7926 Месяц назад

😂😂Shamien Wayans😂😂

@justhumblemeclarke7292 Месяц назад

My last child who is now 13 was my last attempt at another boy. My son is 23 now and I just wanted another boy. My baby girl is my favorite child though. Lol she is dope

@MrOreo321 Месяц назад

I don’t believe I’ve ever commented but I have been watching CP before the dreads anyway:….. I can’t BELIEVE maya supports happy wife happy life and not happy spouse ha….

@MrOreo321 Месяц назад

I don’t comment so I’ve never seen my tag name that’s some middle school shit if I decide to comment more I’ll change it 😂😂😂

@seattlesaint7256 Месяц назад

shout kendrick

@stankey6934 Месяц назад

Target grocery section is filled wit bout to be expired stuff

@Ervyn1246 Месяц назад

Drake got cooked in this battle for sure. Mannn they done remixed BBL Drizzy and made EL Drake ! That thing slides too. I’m not even Spanish. That’s when I knew ain’t no chance for Drake at this point.

@a.b.theman Месяц назад

I’m with Maya on the designer baby topic. Too far for sure.

@jakehill2010 Месяц назад

REGGIE BO!!!

@julianiwhite Месяц назад

👀🍿🥤

@user-sr5sg7wc9l Месяц назад

HOW ✋

@ms.branch1207 Месяц назад

I think Drake could drop something tomorrow. That's the crazy thing and it'll do well.

@johndoe-wt4ui Месяц назад

People prefer boys over girls in America 🇺🇸 I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ where she got that stats from 😅

@ms.branch1207 Месяц назад

He will definitely survive. Jay z. Survived.

@HippieGoals Месяц назад

👽🛸👽🛸

@omarmedellin69 Месяц назад

Banditos 💵

@Turtleechuck Месяц назад

Get Dane Calloway on here CP!! 🙏🏾

@choaticblack Месяц назад

No....we ain't no damn Indians from north Asia crossing bering straights to merica smh

@jeremyblackwater439 Месяц назад

👽 what up though 🛸

@WillieEarlSon Месяц назад

The notion “we need population control “ always interest me cause it’s either we don’t have enough people or we have to many or then it becomes we don’t have enough resources. I’m curious is it do we not have enough resources or are we not using our resources in a way that’s efficient or could we be having sections of people over using some resources. Idk i feel there’s questions around that i never see get asked or it stays surface

@halo-august3452 Месяц назад

100% Agree

@DevonDoesEverything Месяц назад

Watup doe!!!! Wats da app 2 scan cards?

@ComedianCP Месяц назад

It’s a few of them. I use “Center Stage”

@DevonDoesEverything Месяц назад

@ComedianCP got it. I didn't think u would respond but I just wanted 2 say it's very inspirin 2 c somebody from da city (insert blade dance emoji)

@tarynruffin7849 Месяц назад

Target is 🔥 so don’t playyy

@Zeal808 Месяц назад

Annnnd everyone forgot about lil uzi vert 😂😂

@Hillwood365 Месяц назад

That’s not really news. He always kinda played on the line so it’s not surprising if you look at him throughout his career unbiased.

@Zeal808 Месяц назад

@@Hillwood365 ha yeaa i guess. His music still fits him which is interesting

@Hillwood365 Месяц назад

@@Zeal808 I don’t mean his music I mean his mannerisms and dress code. The shoulder roll and exaggerated faces like a girl. Just go back & watch his first videos. He’s always been non traditional masculine. He’s been they/them for 2 or 3 years fam😆😆😆

@Hillwood365 Месяц назад

@@Zeal808 And his music actually does fit him. You’re right. But because his vibe.

@douglasmuhammad9447 Месяц назад

#cutthecheck

@charitymaxwell457 Месяц назад

Super Kmart had groceries Walmart was just like Kmart. when Kmart came out with super k Walmart came out with Walmart with the markets

@Makumbi Месяц назад

CP, is there a way to know how much you spent on cards vs the market price now? I think that's a better indicator. You might have cards worth 200k but we find you spent 210k getting them cards. That 200k becomes meaningless. The creator of that app should allow you to input your spend so that you know how you are doing.

@julianiwhite Месяц назад

Wouldn’t you already know what you paid to be able to know the difference? CP said he paid like $6 so he knows his profit

@Makumbi Месяц назад

@@julianiwhite over time as collection grows, he will lose track of the spend vs the value.

@julianiwhite Месяц назад

@@Makumbi so you really think a collector, solely collecting for investment purposes, is going to forget what they spent …… that defeats the purpose but I hear you

@DontMindMee89 29 дней назад

I would be so mad if i paid all that money to pick a boy or girl them fast forward they transition to the opposite... They would have to give me my money back