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The CP Podcast: Portals, Dragons, Doomsday Prep & Teslas 

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What up! This week, we discuss portals and what would you do if you could time travel using portals. We also get into mythology and if dragons once existed. Maye lets us in on a secret on how to survive in an apocalypse and are self-driving Teslas killing people? Always the questions.
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@fametypebeat2909
@fametypebeat2909 6 месяцев назад
shout out whoever putting the thumbnail photos together
@jnaut6059
@jnaut6059 6 месяцев назад
Yes they are 🔥🔥🔥
@MrJmazing1
@MrJmazing1 6 месяцев назад
A.I.
@bigsiah.
@bigsiah. 6 месяцев назад
Ai lol
@r3xthaflex360
@r3xthaflex360 6 месяцев назад
I was just thinking this ..🔥🔥🔥
@michomochiii
@michomochiii 6 месяцев назад
To whom ever is making these thumbnails. You are cherished. You are loved!
@justhumblemeclarke7292
@justhumblemeclarke7292 6 месяцев назад
AI generated
@shatikmiles5029
@shatikmiles5029 6 месяцев назад
God God God!!!! Shouts out to Kraig Smith.... CP, we need him on the show. Matta fac, put Blaq Ron on the same episode. 4hrs of talking crazy....Gonna have to release it in series😮
@TheLakers81
@TheLakers81 6 месяцев назад
That would be epic...but CP too wrapped up in having his light skinned fantasy running the show with him.
@yaboysix
@yaboysix 6 месяцев назад
​@@TheLakers81damn!
@nothingreallymatters626
@nothingreallymatters626 6 месяцев назад
Man shoutout to Doboy and his BBL😂 I love his content, love to hear about him over here
@RonDonProductions
@RonDonProductions 6 месяцев назад
Love Doboy! Him and Teddy (RIP) are the reason I know about the All Def collective.
@riznellousfactory
@riznellousfactory 6 месяцев назад
Two Tyrese’s is krazy 😂😂😂😂😂
@chillies8845
@chillies8845 6 месяцев назад
My nigga CP kept going back to 🗣️🗣️🗣️“SWALLOWED UP”😂😂
@tunit33k
@tunit33k 6 месяцев назад
WE IN HERE!!! 👽🛸👽
@eastzoobridge
@eastzoobridge 6 месяцев назад
"They look like they cosplaying Monopoly" CP's craaazy 😭😭😭
@arzeparks8770
@arzeparks8770 6 месяцев назад
50:56 We like you Maye ❤ 😂
@jay3380
@jay3380 6 месяцев назад
Maye I love you! My husband & I love watching this podcast to hear your takes on everything. You are so brilliant & awesome!!
@brandonthompson6094
@brandonthompson6094 6 месяцев назад
The ball is tipped 🏀
@MEISTER76
@MEISTER76 6 месяцев назад
Mya is so real, we love you Mya
@meechy9166
@meechy9166 6 месяцев назад
One of the best pods around easy!!! Your guys chemistry is so on point‼‼‼ just watching this now hehe... always look forward to these topics & your dialogues😌😌‼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💜💜💜 Gawdddd, Gawddddd... fight David Lucas... Lolllll yo... I'm already dying... Doboy😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@newbuck319
@newbuck319 6 месяцев назад
It's often taught that Myths and Mythologies are stories used to format, outline or lay the foundation for more complex information for example the DOGON myths used to explain Cosmology or Egyptian myths and hieroglyphs used to explain science, technology, cosmology, mathematics, the after-life like in the book The Isis Thesis by Judy Kay King. Joseph Campbell writes on mythology as an explanation of overcoming the challenges of everyday life.
@DO3Gaming
@DO3Gaming 6 месяцев назад
Here for the flapjacks and he's a maniac
@Devnaction
@Devnaction 6 месяцев назад
Bruh I’m so glad y’all watch why files, that man drops amazing content
@SilverSkywalker
@SilverSkywalker 6 месяцев назад
No lie, that's one of my favorite conspiracy podcasts next to this one!
@Devnaction
@Devnaction 6 месяцев назад
@@SilverSkywalker it’s not even conspiracy cause he tells his true thoughts at the end, I need his autograph no cap he a legend
@TheDirector_
@TheDirector_ 6 месяцев назад
Bro is definitely controlled, a channel like that, with the type of content he makes and his videos do numbers, I used to watch him, it’s entertaining
@SilverSkywalker
@SilverSkywalker 6 месяцев назад
Man, I would love it if y'all could get with AJ from Why Files. That episode would be so epic!
@a.b.theman
@a.b.theman 6 месяцев назад
Cp made valid points about guns. I’m a war vet. Look at who’s buying guns vs who’s not !!!! Yes I pray o would never have to use any of my weapons but God forbid I wake up and the world has gone to crap and I can’t protect my family because I’m lacking.
@ms.branch1207
@ms.branch1207 6 месяцев назад
Thank you Maya for the original conspiracy.
@RoyalWorkz
@RoyalWorkz 6 месяцев назад
Thumbnail looks like a cover for NEED FOR SPEED vs GODZILLA
@freezedatakeover
@freezedatakeover 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 CP never stop this show !!!
@freddiecrocheron3641
@freddiecrocheron3641 6 месяцев назад
Sober CP was clownin this whole episode 😂 the TD Jakes joke is gold wtf
@daviafenty3990
@daviafenty3990 6 месяцев назад
I can’t watch these at work 😂I be here fighting off laughter
@MEISTER76
@MEISTER76 6 месяцев назад
CP eyes are perfect for the Apple Pro 😍
@Mr.Kenobi
@Mr.Kenobi 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@ErrkNjerk
@ErrkNjerk 6 месяцев назад
@45:15 Maye's comment about the number of bullets it takes to kill a soldier is misleading because that statistic takes all bullets fired divided by the number of casualties in any given battle. The number isn't high because it's hard to hit a target, in fact, most soldiers are very good at shooting. The reason that number is so high is because soldiers dont just shoot at visible targets. Most ammo is used for suppression fire, or for shooting at enemies who are behind cover.
@DustinTurner-dd1vy
@DustinTurner-dd1vy 6 месяцев назад
The dragons of Skyrim are definitely my favorite....Dovakin
@farenzeks437
@farenzeks437 6 месяцев назад
Love the show guys, I need yall to look into Matias DeStefano and how he remembers his past lives, he has great interviews on Aubrey Marcus’ podcast.. a lot of possible answers to great questions on our past
@lynnettepattin9945
@lynnettepattin9945 6 месяцев назад
Christianity existed well before Paul began preaching, Jesus instructed His disciples to teach all to nations...before Paul was converted. Heard Maya say Christianity started with Paul
@yaboysix
@yaboysix 6 месяцев назад
“SWALLLOWED UP!..I WOOOOULD!….” LOL
@H-TownZack
@H-TownZack 6 месяцев назад
Lmfao she said the grey aliens could have a degree lmao I’m cryin
@thepoloranger420
@thepoloranger420 6 месяцев назад
CP and Gillie got the same type of eyes
@deekwestside
@deekwestside 6 месяцев назад
YES MAYA WAS CORRECT WE DONT LIKE YOU😂
@nicolelowe4874
@nicolelowe4874 5 месяцев назад
we love you maye
@mklobban253
@mklobban253 6 месяцев назад
best podcast by far
@simplyamazingyu
@simplyamazingyu 6 месяцев назад
I love the intro as always #Facts
@jovitaholliday8952
@jovitaholliday8952 6 месяцев назад
As a former master gunner in the army it doesn't take thousands of rounds to eliminate a target. It's not infinite ammo, take well placed shots in burst. One of my schools we shot at paper plates at 800 yards
@deweyjudd5174
@deweyjudd5174 6 месяцев назад
Is Reggie Bo ever coming back?🤞🏿
@thatdudehouse
@thatdudehouse 6 месяцев назад
The teslas thing is like the movie Leave The World Behind
@yungzayful
@yungzayful 6 месяцев назад
Offensive End is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂
@cavhaynes
@cavhaynes 6 месяцев назад
@1:02:25 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 Pick your battles
@ebonyduncan7022
@ebonyduncan7022 6 месяцев назад
Lmfao Maye I KNOW that's right!!!!😍🍫😜
@bellabee3326
@bellabee3326 6 месяцев назад
Damn, you know I'm from the struggle he said I've been losing the cheap, hundred dollar drones...... what.. 😂😂😂😂😂
@dozhadeville444
@dozhadeville444 6 месяцев назад
I love when iPhone and Tesla folks get that reality check 😂 All that false superiority
@TheDirector_
@TheDirector_ 6 месяцев назад
Still choose a iPhone over any android 😂
@mh1970
@mh1970 6 месяцев назад
​@@TheDirector_ngl bro Samsung phones actually have better specs than iPhones. My Samsung S8 has a 4k screen and it's an old one
@TheDirector_
@TheDirector_ 6 месяцев назад
@@mh1970 I know. Trust me I know. lol I just prefer Apple.
@dozhadeville444
@dozhadeville444 6 месяцев назад
@@mh1970 Big facts lol! iPhone bout to be obselete.
@dozhadeville444
@dozhadeville444 6 месяцев назад
@@TheDirector_ U probably too worried about fitring in and being a hypebeast. But I got both and iPhone is traaaa asssss trash 🔥📱
@adammcallister8195
@adammcallister8195 6 месяцев назад
"Oh, Heeeeeeeeey."
@APlusTech-bd9vv
@APlusTech-bd9vv 6 месяцев назад
@5:30 not kraig tryna call in ......loved kraig facts but that ish fell off smh
@kharismith3747
@kharismith3747 6 месяцев назад
A degree in Marvel comics is craaazy
@tiffanyhufflepuff
@tiffanyhufflepuff 6 месяцев назад
Yes slave owners taught Christianity to slaves while claiming to be Christians themselves but people often misconstrue that to mean Christianity was not introduced to Africa until the slave trade, which isn’t true, it was there before
@TheFeralAero
@TheFeralAero 6 месяцев назад
17:00 #HECKLEFISH a mf fool right ?!?! 😅
@SilverSkywalker
@SilverSkywalker 6 месяцев назад
Hecklefish be having me dying!😂
@bobhollywood4093
@bobhollywood4093 6 месяцев назад
I'm disappointed that nobody corrected CP when he talked about flying dinosaurs. There has never been any dinosaurs that could fly. Those are pterosaurs.
@reedds77
@reedds77 6 месяцев назад
Big dog needed two hands on that couger
@jazminmotherofdragons4593
@jazminmotherofdragons4593 6 месяцев назад
SWALLOWED UP 😅😅😅
@Mr_Darius0070
@Mr_Darius0070 6 месяцев назад
Oh Maya 🫂💐💐💐💐
@greggyc1869
@greggyc1869 6 месяцев назад
Maya don’t become one of these people that talks about anything war related if you never been there.
@ImJohnnyMajor
@ImJohnnyMajor 6 месяцев назад
Maye didn’t answer the fight question. I feel like she got hands 😂
@boiboi937thesleepinggiant9
@boiboi937thesleepinggiant9 6 месяцев назад
CP a real one FUCK SPECTRUM lol he got his own money and don't need them. Throwback worldstar money
@jamelabumpass7876
@jamelabumpass7876 6 месяцев назад
I had no idea Drake was tall.
@lawdhabmercy1307
@lawdhabmercy1307 6 месяцев назад
I left this dimension when my G said he got a degree in Marvel Comics!! Comics🤣🤣🤣
@SleepLateLoseW8
@SleepLateLoseW8 6 месяцев назад
Lol WE LOVE YOU MAYE!!
@LoniLoni11
@LoniLoni11 6 месяцев назад
The Bible says not to smoke and to be of a sober mind at all times. Sex is great - in marriage.
@TheFeralAero
@TheFeralAero 6 месяцев назад
30:00 it can be argued that even though our modern comic book stories aren't "believed" as myths. Some still may have their roots in actual myth. Both y'all can be right. 💪😎💯
@dagodutch7004
@dagodutch7004 6 месяцев назад
Hey CP and Mya there are SHEMetic Jews and semetic Jews, SHEM Jews come from Noah’s youngest and blackest son
@robertanderson1968
@robertanderson1968 6 месяцев назад
Get 19 keys on cp
@SNAB1987
@SNAB1987 6 месяцев назад
I’m a veteran and it doesn’t take thousands of rounds to kill anyone in war. Trust me, I’ve been twice
@MsJaniece
@MsJaniece 6 месяцев назад
I love here IDK why she said that
@factoriesandmachines
@factoriesandmachines 6 месяцев назад
Heyyyyy we in here❤
@Drummasterjay
@Drummasterjay 6 месяцев назад
2 Tyrese’s 😂😂😂😂
@ARASHKAGE
@ARASHKAGE 6 месяцев назад
Cross reference Christianity with serapis, there's a pre Paul link
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 6 месяцев назад
Just watch the book of Clarence
@snaxzdaman1
@snaxzdaman1 6 месяцев назад
I love reign of fire
@uncannygold
@uncannygold 6 месяцев назад
CP, don't take Maye's facts as truth, please do your own research lol the official story is always decades behind the truth, as we've seen.
@zay7554
@zay7554 6 месяцев назад
Yeah cause the jew/Jewish conversation was out of control
@Jkid5069
@Jkid5069 6 месяцев назад
Amir you graduated from westlake high school? What year ? I’m 08. That’s fire broo
@charlesbarnes1996
@charlesbarnes1996 6 месяцев назад
bruh wtf did David Lucas do bruh 😂😂😂
@ShaeLaird
@ShaeLaird 6 месяцев назад
Present! ✋🏾
@H-TownZack
@H-TownZack 6 месяцев назад
Lmao they trippin I’m cryin… SWALLOWED!!
@johnbuttman7463
@johnbuttman7463 6 месяцев назад
5151 nation
@TheIndoGod
@TheIndoGod 6 месяцев назад
CP It’s 50/50 That You Make That Shot With A Pistol With Your Adrenaline Hitting. I Think Dude Didn’t Want To Shoot It Though. We DO Like You Btw. Your Fanbase Just Likes To Argue 😂
@stilld.r.e249
@stilld.r.e249 6 месяцев назад
If u time traveled to the past, does those ppl actually come back or just their actions come back?
@6lackgato
@6lackgato 6 месяцев назад
lol yes maya was correct!
@shawnmitchell5823
@shawnmitchell5823 6 месяцев назад
Please bring a real Christian on the podcast Maya don’t know what she talking bout fr lol
@goodvibesonly9864
@goodvibesonly9864 6 месяцев назад
I love you Maya ❤
@thomasoglesby8303
@thomasoglesby8303 6 месяцев назад
🛸👽🛸
@ms.branch1207
@ms.branch1207 6 месяцев назад
Some of those dragons look like snakes with legs or some kind of large lizard dinosaur thing. Maybe a reptile/Bird family. I wonder where the model for the fictional dragons that CP likes comes from. That's the same model of dragon that used to be in the story books. They always get slayed by the prince. I wonder why the Chinese dragons look like snakes and their wings are so small. Are those the Asian dragons? This is getting crazy.
@jeremyblackwater439
@jeremyblackwater439 6 месяцев назад
Ayo 👽
@DerakMayfield
@DerakMayfield 6 месяцев назад
What about the movie in 2012 about coronavirus, and it happened in 2020
@LifeOnCoach
@LifeOnCoach 6 месяцев назад
✌🏾
@triptheworthy1son431
@triptheworthy1son431 6 месяцев назад
Let's gooooo
@willisrobert8853
@willisrobert8853 6 месяцев назад
I swear Maya be thinking she's so smart sometimes how could dragon bones be from the dinosaur period when dragon stories and pictures are from the times of knights and kings. Make it make sense what museum was King Arthur at seeing dragons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ultimatexl302
@ultimatexl302 6 месяцев назад
So I need to buy a few drones and some huge ass guns? Fs 👍🏾
@daveycaine
@daveycaine 6 месяцев назад
The Big 3
@annak706
@annak706 6 месяцев назад
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
@brandondavis800
@brandondavis800 6 месяцев назад
Mya compared multiple humans shooting at each other to… a mountain lion and human with weapon 😂head shots decrease after so many yards… person training… and type of gun
@zjokmclin2979
@zjokmclin2979 6 месяцев назад
Yerrrrr
@willisrobert8853
@willisrobert8853 6 месяцев назад
Maya you know absolutely nothing about history the Jews that CP is talking about are not the Jews from jesus's time they are Ashkenazi Jews who converted to Judaism during the crusade wars you know nothing of History. The word Jew comes from one of the 12 tribes of Israel a man whose name was Judah and his children were the tribe of Judah I.E. jews.
@LoniLoni11
@LoniLoni11 6 месяцев назад
Faux jus of today are not the jus of the Bible. The word Judah is where the word Jew comes from. And in the Bible your family lineage is traced through the father. Mya gives Caucasian vibes by father’s lineage.
@jnaut6059
@jnaut6059 6 месяцев назад
I think her mother is white
@LoniLoni11
@LoniLoni11 6 месяцев назад
@@jnaut6059 yes I know her mom is white but her father’s island lineage he could also have a white grandfather or great great grandfather through paternal lineage. And I’m only saying that because of Mya’s vibe.
@treyh.5082
@treyh.5082 6 месяцев назад
Maya don’t know nun bout shooting
@jimelwilliams7523
@jimelwilliams7523 6 месяцев назад
So they tested this oil from Jesus’ Vape? 😂😂😂.
@jamesrobinson529
@jamesrobinson529 6 месяцев назад
Dude copied & pasted a portal with Premier Pro!
@RonMac-8596
@RonMac-8596 6 месяцев назад
All do respect she is wrong about Judaism jew-ish people pass it by mother because they are converts. The suffix ish means like or as. Scientifically the seed is passed through the father.
@SayItAintDash
@SayItAintDash 6 месяцев назад
damn maye has a crazy cognitive dissonance lmao. dragon bones is where she draws the line, but “myths are real” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@RayDickulousness
@RayDickulousness 6 месяцев назад
Love it here Hahahahaha
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