The Craziest Scammer I've Ever Called - Part 1 [6.5hr] 

Nothing encapsulates the scammer mindset more than "I love you very much, now go to the bank"

"If god calls, do not answer" is the best scammer line I've ever heard. I can tell the next 5 hours will only get better.

Kitboga just straight up romance scamming a scammer 😂

Our flight got cancelled from Florida to Pittsburgh on New Year's eve so we had to rent a car. We listened to hours and hours of your calls the entire way. Thank you for making a stressful situation memorable and entertaining!

Nothing beats the feeling of clicking on a new full kitboga video

Shakespeare couldn't have written a better tale of deception, faith, and rivalry. I can't wait for part 2.

Literally every night as I sleep I listen to these videos and it’s surprisingly soothing, can’t go a night without them.

Im lowkey convinced that some scammers have some form of memory loss because they seem to forget that the money they're trying to steal isn't theirs 😂

Kit: "Whatcha wearing?" Scammer: **describes clothes** Kit: "Take your shoes off." Scammer: **questions life choices**

When I read "The craziest scammer", I wasn't expecting this kind of crazy 🤣

“bank of america will never call you with an asian accent” -an Indian(asian) accent

There's two things I particularly liked about this call: 1) How "David" tries to expose the other scammers by noting their accent, while himself speaking with the same thick accent and broken english 2) How they basically explained their whole scam method just to mess up with the other guy

Currently at 2:04:00 "Good news, I don't actually owe you any money!" I'm almost afraid of the spiral into madness in the remaining several hours.

41:51 "Honey, businesses don't _get_ taxed, in the United States." honestly, gold. Sheer confidence. Also may strike a little too close to home for some of us

I never thought the line 'take your shoes off' could raise the hairs on the back of my neck, but you did it, Kit. Gold.

Kit always making these scamburgers fall in love 😂

"I'm calling you to tell you we will never call you"

Baiting these guys into giving multiple bank accounts just adds another level of entertainment over the standard wasting of their time.

The animations and backgrounds are just so funny sometimes I’m crying laughing

Nothing makes me happier than a 6hr Kitboga video with “part 1” in the title

Im around 4 hours in and Im convinced Kitboga is one of the best content creators on the internet.

I'm less than 2 hours in, and this is already everything I could ever want from a Kitboga call. The rookie mistakes that they make, the behind-the-scenes drama and infighting, their total disregard for what you're saying. It's all so beautiful

Lol when you see a ‘pt 1’ you know you’re in for some serious crazy 😄 Les’dothis.

"If you don't stop talking about the beaches, and if you don't stop talking about my feet ... " How incongruous that sounds as a stand alone phrase, without context. 😂😂😂

"maybe 15 minutes by plane" "maybe 15 minutes by boat" 🤣🤣

This gotta be one of the more predatory scammers out there, I'm so very glad we have Kitboga, the hero we don't deserve, but absolutely need right now, to protect the innocent.

This is a truly legendary call. This guy is so over the top

"So basically you are saying that your father committed tax evasion and is under investigation for tax fraud?" "Yeah."

I've worked in gaming Customer Support and this video gave me PTSD. Amazing acting. Dealing with annoyed/demanding/misunderstanding customers.. nightmarish and soul-crushing. Scammers deserve every second of it.

It's weird that almost all of them are really narcissistic.

I decided to try something like this myself. I kept the guy on the phone for half an hour pretending that my I had internet slower than the speed of dialup. Turned out that the guy wasn't a scammer.

David is a master gaslighter. He sounds like every abusive dude I've ever met, holy cow.

3:20:16 scammer: do you know what is instinct? kit: yes... its a boy band from the 90s Oh kit, so witty 🤣🤣🤣

When he said he had 3 billion in bitcoin, I practically choked on my food!

Kitboga you have gotten me through some very dark times. So, just do one thing, give yourself the biggest high five ever. My kids & I love E&E you do!

When Kit is confused, you know it's going to be entertaining!

2:51:00 I love how when they try to use suicide as a manipulative tactic kit instantly shuts it down every single time

Omg these scammers are annoying broken records. "Go to the BANK" "Go to the bank" "Go to the bank". MONEY MONEY MONEY. Gift cards gift cards gift cards. "I'm having a heart attack". "OK, how far is your bank from you?" Freakin ANNOYING. Lol.

An imaginary older lady dumpster diving at Taco Bell for old tortillas, then going through a three-step process to prepare them for her pet birds is probably the most wholesome concept to ever grace the internet.

2:11:40 i would have burst into tears laughing if Kit was just like " alright bye " and hung up right there 😂 that dude spilled his heart with that lie 😆

..."do not do anyting" Until they want you to do EVERYTHING!! Good God, what a chosen career . Scamming is hard work.

KIT!!! Thank you for the extended videos. These are the best. Greatly appreciated (:

I received a text on my phone just the other day saying my Netflix account was suspended…. I don’t even have Netflix… lol! Thanks Kitboga you have saved my life! If I could I would donate! Much love to you and your family! Everyone brace for another storm that’s coming from California! 😢I pray for all are loved ones to be safe thru these trying tragic times with our weather! ❤

Even by scammer standards that David guy is toxic af

“I don’t believe in unions” 🤣I literally spit my drink (and whatever happened to be in my throat All Over my own self 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love how you mention all these stores you are near that are no longer in business: Blockbuster, Comp USA, Sears etc-you have a good memory of days gone by-scammer has no clue-well done

"you filled out the form wrong." When the scammer forgot you didn't fill out the form.

Im so unwell with pregnancy sickness and this is one of very very few things i can sit and actually relax to. Thanks Kit

The offer to send a picture of his whole leg....🤣

I owe so much to this man working a dead end job where podcast werent cutting it anymore been listening to this legend since the baited saga and he never disappointed thx for pushing me to stream to create content to take chances and make mistake 🥰

David is such a Drama King Scammer. 😂

David to Karen: “ Don’t make it complicated.” David, you have NO idea…

My dog passed away exactly a week ago today so seeing your video today was much needed , TY 💕

Take a shot every time you hear “Do one thing”

When you asked him if he still had his shoes off I snorted 🤣🤣

Kit, I'm your Russian fan and I love learning from you. I have ptsd and other chronic pain illnesses so your videos help me to sleep soundly as well. You have a very soothing, genuine aura. Thank you for everything you do!

I'm looking forward to the final part of this call where David moans and starts breathing heavily, and kit gets extremely scared.

Absolutely loved you taking him down the cosmology path. Hilarious! (Astrophysicist/cosmologist here.) You done so good. 😅

Kitboga is a Jedi, the amount of patience, the dedication is so crazy. I listened to every second all day long at work. If this guy only knew!!! I couldn't tell the difference between anyone for a bit. I'm so excited for the end. Hail Kitboga!

Not the scammer saying not to trust scammers while scamming 😂

I can't believe if Kit isn't already already hired by some three-letter agency. This is a masterclass in social engineering.

"...that and your feet." Kit, I hope you know what a treasure you are. Thanks for all you do.

'what did you say' 'I'm sorry, I could not hear you, over my three billion dollars'! 😀

4:30:08 I can’t stress how important this was for me. Still can’t believe people say that as a threat or a joke. Thank you so much for sticking up for the people that really struggle with thoughts like these.

I LOST IT WHEN YOU SAID “WEST PHILADELPHIA” 😂😂😂😂😂 OMGGGG

the tortilla conversation had me in stitches

My wife my daughter and I are really on hard times. Living in our Car, your videos make us laugh and smile through our struggle. Thanks kit we LOVE YOU

Thank you Kit for telling him unaliving is not a joke and standing up for those like me that battle issues that get me to that point having tried to unalive myself in 2021....it is not a joke and nothing to be taken lightly. Thank you again Kit. For those that are struggling please get help and call the hot line.

Why is every scammer such a philosopher

When kit gets into the car 🚗 with the sound affects and then wrecks by mistake is so hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

Don't think it's a coincidence that everyone calling has poor network connection. They're all from the same call centre. 😐

"I don't believe in unions since the British." Classic Kitboga response.

4:29:50 I love how Kitboga drops the act and scolds this scammer about how saying those type of things isn't funny at all. I replayed this section multiple times because it felt like Kitboga was standing up for myself and everyone else who has battled with this. Thank you for being such an amazing person and standing up against such a disgusting person

I finally found a channel where I can sit, listen and draw for hours. These actions are super fun. 🤣

Oh thank god, pretty sure I’ve binged all Kitboga videos 😵‍💫

I can’t believe how many how many hours I can listen to Kit😂 There’s nothing else I can listen to for so long and still want more ❤

Well I think it's time to grab some coffee and put my feet up, tonight's entertainment is now sorted!

As funny as the romance bit was, it's kind of sad to know they'll sink that far to manipulate somebody. That guy probably uses that act on lonely older women regularly

5:48:25 They are so gross - the actual photos of the scammers poring champagne 🍾 on their expensive watches, and showing off their clothes and shoes - holidays, boats, and luxury items, and cars - all spent with money they stole off of hard working people who have worked hard most of their lives, and they treat it like a big joke, it’s so disgusting and heartbreaking 💔 Meanwhile, people are starving and homeless, sick, and they don’t care - yet he talks about respect - it’s gross! You’re a gem 💎 dealing with these people who have no respect for anyone or anything - talking to you - “a possible victim” the way they do…the mental manipulation, and threats - I’m glad they are talking to you and not an actual victim - yet we all know that no matter how many people are trying hard to stop them - unfortunately they are doing this every single day, day in day out - year after year - and there’s more and more victims - technology is a blessing and a curse - they come up with creative ways to keep scamming people. I just wish that the web tools they use would try a little bit harder to let people know of the dangers of letting someone connect to your computer - It would be great if they along with banks would or could possibly help make it a little bit harder; as in giving extra warnings, and maybe people could opt into a extra step certification for transactions more than $1,000.00 dollars or whatever amount you want to be alerted to?! I just feel like there’s way more that can and should be done to protect people from losing their life’s savings, and frankly - even if it were $20.00 that’s a lot of money when you are broke!!! Thanks for doing everything you do…I can only imagine how frustrating it must get - how much you would love to tell them how you truly feel about what they do - it honestly must get hard at times - I appreciate your dedication and hard work…I wish I knew how to do the technology side of things, because voices I can do, but I don’t understand the technical side of things! I wish I could help! Anyways, thank you very much again! 🙏🏼👍❤ ♥️😊😇

I can just imagine his wife and kids in the other room hearing him and saying "sounds like dad's breaking the computer again" 😂

Their cussing sounds like the macarena. "Heeeey, modychody"

Chores fly by and I look forward to cleaning even my least favorite things when listening to a Kitboga scam call.

The God conversation was gold and needs to be clipped and uploaded. Especially the dinosaurs and ants prelude and epilogue.

I've been watching almost nothing BUT your videos for a month now... there's something about messing with these people that gives me so much joy lol

i love these super long vids.. i watch them over time and sometimes listen to them a few times..

11:34 I love the Bernie/Karen/Dr. Linda "ohh gaawwd!!" Cracks me up!! I even say it sometimes 😆 But I really love how he says it here after the scammer hung up. Both he and Karen were really frustrated 🤣

Oh this is the millionaire David with the helicopter. Been waiting on this 😂😂😂

I recently found this channel and I'm obsessed!!!..this is amazing how this young man can catfish a scammer and then tell the scammer he's located near every business that has been literally gone for years and the scammer proceeds to tell him to go to Kmart!!!... I love this!!! Great work young man!!..😂🤣👏👏👏

You're inspirational Kit! I swear it's a full time job keeping scammers away from my grandma. Thank you for the time you take out of your days with ladyboga and the kidbogas for us. You're changing lives. Thank you!

The Long Calls are my new fave!!! My GF will hear my video playing in the other room and ask, " Is that Edna"!!!!

Whenever I hear Linda's voice I always get a flashback to the Abel saga

If this turns out anything like the red bathtub with no drain adventure a week or so ago this is gonna exciting

The edited version is my favorite “episode”! Thanks for releasing the full version! 😊

I need to get some sleep for my CPR class in the mng. It may not sound like it, but your vids make it easier to get some sleep. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thank you!!!

Perfect video to put on while I try to get some sleep. Thanks Kitboga for keeping these scammers on their toes!

Btw Kit I showed my mom your videos and now she watches them literally everyday 😂

What if scammers are now listening to other call centers and trying to poach their scam victims and basically rip off two people at the same time?

Is this finally David your Billionaire Boyfriend!? I've been asking for this for so long. Thank you for finally uploading this series. Can't wait till the airport/helicopter part. That was amazing.

I’m 🇬🇧 first time I’ve EVER heard someone refer to Scotland as fancy! 😮 This started out like an episode of 90 day fiancé; the scammer wanted to know that you were truly American to fake marry you and get more money. “Where are you right now”. -“Ohio”. 😂 Love the Jersey style accent. Love how ya say words like dawg! 🥰 I have to watch the rest of this tomorrow 🤩 should make work go faster.

When he asked him what he was wearing. I started crying!!!