The Crazy Cannibals of Cinnamon Toast Crunch 

Give any cereal enough time and it’ll turn cannibalistic. Krave’s whole lore is proof of this.

The squares do not die when they are eaten. They simply respawn. Being eaten is just a minor inconvenience for them.

Theory: the cereal ate the chefs which is why they never reappeared again.

“The life expectancy is 23 Minutes” That sentence made me laugh.

it went from chefs to cannibal cinnamon square's

I had completely forgotten that sea monkeys even existed until you mentioned them and unlocked a childhood memory. When I was a kid, I got a few dozen sea monkeys, and I was really excited about it, but after about a week, there were only 4 left because they had eaten each other, and those 4 ended up getting rather large (by sea monkey standards) and living for several months.

Just a theory, but in the newest cinnamon toast crunch ad I’ve been seeing a lot, you can see the shadow of Wendell opening the door to a kitchen, where he seems to add the cinnamon dust to the crazy squares, making them go crazy! So maybe he is controlling it all from the shadows. Love you videos!

Imagine your mascots going from clumsy but wholesome chefs to unhinged cereal people willing to engage in frequent cannibalism for goofs and gaffs.

Maybe the toast squares cannibalize each other as a “survival of the fittest” situation, where the fastest and strongest squares eat the weaker ones, so the stronger ones can create new squares in the factory that have the strongers’ traits

I seriously didn't know there used to be 3 chefs. And the crazy square was so bizarre. Will you be talking about krave chocovores next? As it's about cereal that eats chocolate?

this mans ability to talk about nonsense for more then 5mins is amazing, and animate it too, i feel like i just watched the webkinz video and here he is with another....keep up the great work because im having a blast i wonder what wacky world we'll visit next

It’s clear to me that these creatures are genetically engineered to hunt and kill one another SPECIFICALLY for the marketing campaign. They seem perfectly evolved to detect and capture other crazy squares, with gaping mouths and grinding molars perfect for turning that delicious cinnamon flavour into pure nutrients. Their perfect homeland is maintained by outside forces to make them look better, but their natural design is clearly to live solitary lives in the cereal wilderness, their cannibalistic tendencies and general ravenous carnivory can only be sustained by the machine that produces more of them. Of course, Wendell has made them this way to show how good CTC is. I would want to buy a cereal that’s so good, even the cereal is eating itself! But it results in these creatures being trapped in an eternal Ouroboros where they cannot fully drive themselves extinct, but they are also incapable of doing anything but devouring each other. An idyllic land becomes a nightmare for its savage inhabitants.

Geez Choopo you really messed up! The cannibalism is only activated by a crazy cinnamon square getting milk on it! The cinnamon and milk combo causes the frenzy!

6:38 I never knew that Cinnamon Toast Crunch was related to Cocaine but here we are.

this is one of my favorites of yours now, the recurring bits and your insane ramblings make me happy. very bdg of u

Are we really surprised the squares are cannibals when their father murdered his coworkers bc they were goofy??

There has to be some sort of villain origin story to the baker. He killed and ate the other two chefs, and then went mad with guilt. He then created the cannibalistic cereal squares as an ever-present reminder of this incident, forever tormenting himself for his wrongdoings.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found those commercials disturbing.

I remember my nephew was terrified of the cinnamon toast crunch squares commercial when he was a kid, he'd start crying if he watched it

I never know what went in the minds of the marketing team for Cinnamon Toast Crunch when they switched out Wendell for literal sentient pieces of cannibalistic cereal. Also, why do they have these feet that look like tiny black dots that are disconnected from their body like Rayman?

Theory: This episode is a prequel to the Operation episode because the kangaroo was the one that caused him his injuries.

This is the content I live for LMAO. I wanna see the Captain Crunch lore now.

the minions/rabbids-ization of the cinnamon squares is not what i expected, but it honestly makes sense. also didn't know that existed until now, so thanks LOL

Choopo really doesn't know the joys of 2 am cereal

5pm-4am is the only time I eat cereal. Thats prime cereal eating time.

Choopo’s videos are like that one Spotify ad: BANGER after BANGER after BANGER

Cinnamon Toast Crunch!? Wow, these video ideas are getting nuts.

Cinnaville is basically the same as how Omni Man's planet worked

I never ate this cereal as a kid cause I hated these commercials but after trying it as an adult it instantly became my favorite sugary cereal.

unironically I've always wondered about this, very first time I saw one of these commercials when I was like six instead of being an enamoured by the animation or talking about the actual product or some thing about sugar my very first thought when watching TV with my grandmother was "hey grandmama isn't that technically cannibalism?"

Crazy squares remind me of Orks in WH40K. They do not die, they simply reraise from crumbs. Maybe once theyre passed by another crazy square they regrow

And here I thought I dreamed up those 3 chefs for Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a kid, nope they were very real...and gone before I was even born. Now I have even more questions.

How are the toast able to eat multiple of themselves with out getting full

So much cannibalism that it makes Marvel's Ultimate universe blush.

Gonna keep asking this man nicely to review the lore of doc mcstuffins even though he already mentioned it on his operation video

It’s all that cinnamon and sugar that makes those crunchy little squares so irresistible. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, part of this good breakfast. Crave those crazy squares.

Cinnamon toast crunch commercials are insane

The Sonic Unleashed background music at the beginning already made my day

I think the reason for the ruthless cannibalism is due to a lack of laws and the cinnamon. imagine if you found out that your friend tastes good, irresistibley good. there are no reprecussions. no laws saying you cant. this is what the cinnamon toast crunch society live in.

Theory: The cereal ate the chefs and the crazy square cinnamons in the cereal box and they never appeared in any commercial again

I can't believe I watched a almost 10 minute video about the Cinnamon Toast Crunch lore💀

This was really funny, I wish they had this in Brazil, I wonder what they taste like

you know when you eat one of those and one bit is a little more harder to chew on than the others? Yep thats when you eat their teeth.

I had a 7 year streak of not losing the game. I fell to my knees in this Hardee’s, sir.

When I saw the "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" in the title I was like.. Oh! he must've put that in the title cuz Cini-minis, is a brand and he didn't want to advertise then it turned out it is actually the brand name.

I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing that dandruff comparison

I sometimes forget that in America they are called cinnamon toast crunch and not cini minis 😭

5pm to 4am is my favorite time for cereal. For some reason eating cereal is just more fun for me when the sun isnt out.

Bruh I’m eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch rn and I’m never gonna eat it the same again-

as an Australian, I can confirm we all think about cereal constantly

Please keep all your therapy appointments. The world may be in danger if you don't.😂😂😂😂😂😂

There was a Cinnamon Square that was at WrestleMania 39. So it’s confirmed that they are human sized.

I've never seen a more terrifying thumbnail

I just found your channel like 2 days ago and I've already burned through almost all the content, page rocks bro keep it up.

I think the other two bakers saw Wendell with his cinnibal creation and left before they took over.

Ah yes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Where your head looks more like a nose than your actual nose.

Poptarts vs Cinnamon Toast Crunch who wins the getting eaten alive contest?

4:33 It disturbs me that they thought it was a good idea to make the crazy squares sentient Before then, I thought they ate each other because they were essentially just wild animals; but now we know they have their own free will

I feel like thisguy would have a field day with dumb ways to die

I like the fact that the road curves over a Cassowary looking thing on the background.

The fact that I got so mad over just hearing you mention the game and knowing that i lost sucks

Maybe Wendell gave them this trait as a fail safe So they never rise up against him. If they can’t stop themselves from eating each other how productive can they really be

I love how you showed a box of the cereal that says General Mills on it and you still said Kellog’s lol

“You kill or be killed” WAS THAT A UNDERTA-

This nine minute video consumed two years of my perception of time

I used to be so unnerved by the commercials when I was a kid.

7:48 The teeth is where they get that crunch when eating them

The cinnamon is an addictive substance that has been proven to make toasted squares cannibals when eaten or sniffed.

I remember growing up with the cereal itself as the mascots. They're cute.

I love how random Choopo's contents are, even though i don't even know most of them!

My man said "What the Dickens" like they were reviewing an English Carriage in 1764 5:34

I'm glad this channel exists, you go squirrel :)

CINNAON TOAST CRUNCH SLAPS AT 2 AM EXCUSE YOU- also id like to propose the theory that the final standing brother of the three ate his brothers and then turned the cereal into a constant reminder and demonstration of what hes done. :)

When I was younger I'd sit down and get myself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and watch regular show

I saw a recent commercial where you see how the crunches are made in the 'Cinnamon Toast Crunch Kitchen'' and in the first few seconds you can see the shadow of the good ol' chef himself.

By the way, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch world is called the "Cinnaverse". And Cinnamon Toast Crunch is by General Mills, not Kellogg's!

I think Kellog's Krave is more horrifying, where here they get some cannibalist instincts awaken by the sugar dust or idk. Kraves are actively hunting the chocolate people and nothing's too much to get to that goal, them always ending up eating them alive, or making them melt and all that. Sure it's not their own race, but it's still pretty crazy.

How does the "Can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?" line of commercials fit into this?

I'll...I'll call them the cinnamen thank you very much

This is the most informative video I've ever seen

I live in a country where this cereal and these ads don't exist, so this whole video has been WILD for me

These ads and also dumb ways to die have inspired me to make a stop motion series where these blobs eat each other and other situations when I was little

Also, I'm pretty sure they are the baker. I haven't watched the video yet.

when this video released yesterday i was like "oh i love that cereal! cant wait to watch this tomorrow!" and then that very night my mom came home with this cereal. i never said anything about CTC. im eating it rn while watching this wondering if this was coincidence or not lol

8:55 feel you man 😔

Deliver the Poptropica lore video or prepare for a surprise llama parade led by a kazoo orchestra playing a medley of 80s hits.

0:27 It was a bright cold day in April, and couldn’t find a scrumptious meal for breakfast. Big brother was watching so three nice men suddenly appeared and begins to bake the cinnamon toes crunch to everyone’s delight” ( this is a reference to 1984)

Nice vid. Humour good as always.

This thumbnail is the funniest thing I have seen today, thank you.

I eat my cereal at whatever hour I choose. Thank you very much.

Thank you for not calling them the cinnamojis

I was glad to discover I’m not alone in noticing their horrific cannibalism

Was not expecting the dandruff explanation 🤣🤣

I appreciate the club penguin ice fishing music

If you're looking for any more topics to delve into, might i suggest the "There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a ---" book series. It's about an old lady who constantly swallows everything and tries to justify it in rhymes.

Krave cereal in the next review, I like how they are the predators of chocolate. Also you should know that cannibalism is quite common in nature, especially when it comes to eating babies.

It's funny how it turned from goofy clumsy chef to tiny walking talking square that often just fucking eat each other just for shits and giggles with no guilt or shame at all. what a world we live in.

It's 4:16 am so you can't judge me for eating cinnamon toast crunch :sunglasses:

I kind of miss those ads ngl

I think they’re just ‘too good to resist’ personified