0:01 the Alien asking for help on area 51 0:06 me trying to calm him down and trying to figure out how to free him from his cell 0:11 Alien trying to break free 0:16 me figuring out how to free him 0:21 Alien saying "thank you" on his native language 0:26 me trying to say "no problem" on his native language 0:31 Alien realizing I just offended him 0:36 me trying to say "sorry" 0:42 alien angry at me and wanting to fight me 0:47 me trying to calm him down again 0:52 he wanting to fight me with his Martian art 0:57 me trying to do some martial art even don't knowing shit about it 1:02 Alien also don't knowing shit about Martian art 1:07 me going back because I don't know what is he about to do, because we don't have Martian art on Earth 1:12 alien trying to scary me 1:17 me trying to scary the alien but ended up ringing the alarm 1:22 alien having a seizure after hearing the alarm 1:27 me thinking what the hell I just did to him 1:32 alien still having a seizure 1:37 me trying to help him but don't knowing shit about medicine 1:43 Alien running to turn off the alarm 1:47 me trying to find the exit because some guards trapped us there 1:51 alien praying to his god because he knows we are going to die 1:57 me seeing we are surrounded by the guards 2:02 the guards starts shooting at us but ended up hitting Alien's friend 2:10 angry alien noises 2:14 me helping the Alien fight the guards 2:44 me and the alien finally being friends 2:50 me and alien angry because the guards killed his friend 2:53 me and alien dancing on the guards corpses after a massacre 3:09 me and my alien friend going to drink some alcohol 3:17 next day hangover
I hate the English teachers ): I live in Mexico and by force we have English teachers in every single school ): We are prepare to destroy the wall ma boy
Me after finding my alien in the area 51. 0:21 The alien saying "thank you" in native language. 0:26 Me sayng "no problem" in his language. 0:31 "WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOM¡?¡?¡¡¡??¡¡¡"