The Crime of the Century Involves Stolen Cheese (feat. Vanessa Bayer) - Lights Out with David Spade 

If it's a crime to steal cheese... CALL ME A CRIMINAL😅😅 ohh vanessa

I think Vanessa is so freakin cute.

Man, some of these jokes were cheesy.

Vanessa delivered the best jokes.

Cream cheese was made of these, who am I to diss a brie

Vanessa Bayer is such a sweetheart and fresh breath of air. Shows you don't have to be a jerk to do comedy!

I wish Vanessa would just marry me already..

I love David spade..he's hilarious

I think it's impossible not to love Vanessa Bayer 😊

"Not a lot of people realize The Wiggles electronic album is really good..."

When the cops busted the cheese thieves, did they say "That's nacho cheese"?

Link the names of your guests in the descriptions! Come on Spade, hook up your peoples!

No cheese? Talk about religion Have you heard about our Lord Cheeses Crust

Am I the only one who thinks Vanessa Bayer is pulling off a young Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia look?

see? its better when he has comedians as guests.....having diplo and bella thorne on made me almost give up on this show....

Vanessa Bayer, the first pleasant female guest. Make her a permanent fixture.

Vanessa Bayer, not knowing how right her throwaway joke really was.

“Started watching animal videos and lost track of time”. Story of my life

Dusty Slay is one of my favorite newer comedians. Love that you had him on the show!

Hahaha spade with a double call back

#Spoiler Some of us aren't allowed within 500yds of a Baby Rave video. #Allegedly

It's not doomsday ,but its not NOT doomsday. - that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool!

What a great run of chuckles . . .

Vanessa cuts the cheese at 1:12 seconds.

The Lights Out chairs are made out of some of the stolen cheese. David, what did you do?

Baby raves make a lot of sense if you think about it, toddlers are basically high all the time

Who is Bela? My gosh I’m the system I’m me one One more I hit them. My vision is blurred. I perfect guess my plans ... Yeah it’s purple tactical perpendicular to the Urkel circle and a saw you and Mary Jane. The middle name is just kidding it’s Alberts

Daves a funny guy, obviously, but this "show" is excruciating. These comedy people that they get are not good at making shit up. Awful!!! Id rather see David by himself...

Dusty Slay! Hell yeah

“We’re having a good time.”

Whats up with the watch band " shoe horn!! Whooaaahh uup!! .... 🤣 just got normal

ill ask this again, where the fuck is the bobby lee and andrew santino episode?

Another great show! Your guests always kill. More people need to see how funny Dusty is.

Vanessa is great - and I know idiots that would bring their kids to a rave

i think that's what they call in the gay community, a "bear"

I know the 7-Eleven he's talking about...it's on Yucca and Franklin, just above Hollywood Blvd. I used to go there sometimes in the mid-2000s; I once saw Ethan Embry there. Mostly I just stuck with the Pla-Boy a block away.

No peanuts. Lol

Whatever happened to David Spade after his brother walked at the marital home with a mouse mask on just thought the whole thing was off

Who the f*ck is the guy on the left? Teen Wolf?

door to door cheese salesmen - how can that NOT go wrong???

Dusty Slay is absolutely my favorite comedian.

The Chrissy Tiegen comment....

Love this show!

Who is the jiggling gay blob?

There were some very gouda jokes here

What’s Sarah Silverman doing at the baby rave? 1:51

Vanessa looks like she's wearing an Andie Walsh design.

John Malkovich has gained a lot of weight.

God damn it, now i want some pedialite

Great show! The guy in the hat and beard is funny!

Dusty Slay baybeeeee!! We're having a good time!

Those dutch dooms day preppers had the last laugh lol

Fresno wuddup doe

If they had just cut the cheese, then they wouldn't have been wanted. True of them, true of us all.

💖 Guy Barnum! He's not a crime scene investigator but he is a lawyer

Can we get @johnmayer on here

I feel like some of these kids are up to no goodah

baby X ?

They doomaday oreppers come out every ten years, to check for their shadow.

I got up from my bed to eat cheese one minute in to this video...

Alright, we're havin' a good time.

This is pretty Gouda...

This group was great

Vanessa is so adorable.

This segment was so gouda!

I love David! It would be awesome to have Conan on here. Keep up the good work! Love ya!

I love you David!

I bet Vanessa could do a killer Lady Gaga impression.

Dinty Moore, ugh so gross

One of the funniest episodes!

Wait Dave you got kids?

Why did Vanessa get such a big laugh she’s mediocre at best

“Too much teeth” Who’s heard it more the gay dude or Vanessa?

I love that dude's 1973 tortoiseshell eyeglasses. They appeared in about 35% of the student and faculty yearbook photos back then.

What's with the red utility strap hanging over that chick's shoulder? Doomsday preppers? More like one crazy guy who had 6 kids in a basement for 9 years until they were adults. Also, the one who escaped actually had gone in that bar several times before he decided to ask for help. So, he'd come in, have a few beers, not enough to tell the horrific story of his life underground. Then, one day, after 5 beers and a buzz, he started babbling like a canary...or is it singing like a bush? (a gold star to whoever gets that last reference). Anyway, as more of the story comes to light, don't be surprised if there was some incest happening down there. Old guy: "When it's all over and we go up, we'll have to start humankind all over again." Or, translated into English: "We gonna haveta git busy and have us some babies ya'll. Best we do it a lot so we kin be ready." Kid: Yeah, but Paw, you laid on top of Cindy Lou Lou Bell 23 times and onlyist 19 times on me. How em I gonna be ready ifin I don't git the same as Cindy Lou?" Old guy: "Don't you fret nun Becky Jo Bobby Sue, Pa's a fixin to git you all caught up ta yer sister straight away. But remember, we don't need no babies right now, so do like I showed you and always stand on yer head for 10 minites after Pa does his thang." Seriously, imagine living underground for 9 years and actually growing up down there? Of course, if you don't know anything else, it's normal to you. So, there's nothing really to compare it to. Obviously, the guy needs to be evaluated in a mental facility, unless he just did it because he's a creepy A-Hole, which wouldn't surprise me. What does surprise me, is this story isn't from the US, which is a sad testament in itself.

I really enjoyed your show. Thanks, David 👍

Vanessa Bayer just lovingly greets you with her gums..

David Spade! Wow! I love you as Griffin from the Hotel Transylvania Movies! I wish you'd be more like your Character from Hotel Transylvania!

Plz god is the answer everyone save your souls before its too late

Those teeth!

David spade hmmm check his history

Laugh tracks? Really?

I feel they coulda worked in a "nacho" ( not yo) cheese joke

This episode was so good lol

I legit thought that was billy ray until he talked....

Just no nuts! Lol!

Ill hook that cougar up with a great weekend, no questions asked. If she has questions, give me 24hours jeads up, and ill mKe sure that cougar won't know whats going on. David,you're the shit.

I miss when gay guys were just gay in private, and not trying to make it obvious to strangers.

Omg! This is one of the funniest segments I’ve seen yet! I might have to get cable now so I can watch the full dang episodes. Love David Spade!

the laugh track is too obvious