The Cult of Scratchwood - Body Swap of the Daleks 

Monty is such a special flower. But he is still a Dalek. Loved the story. Happy Halloween.

I have the same dalek t-shirt you wore in this video too. Also was funny hearing you do your dalek Derek voice without the ring modulator effect. Also where was the dalek supreme during this fiasco? Not counting the voice over in the credits.

Oh my God this was so much fun to watch! I've always wondered what would a dalek do if it was in a humanoid body.

At least Derek got to know what it felt like to be in a human body.

I was rewatching an episode of Ask A Dalek Live the other day, and somebody suggested this storyline for an episode, and when that happened, I thought: Oh. Maybe that’s what they’ll do for this episode.

Great David Tennant reference!

Oh, that's actually rather touching. They wanted to make sure to keep Matt alive if he actually dies. Unfortunately, the process didn't work as intended. For Daleks though, to have this much concern for another is amazing. They are evolving for empathy. Derek wanting to experience what it's like to be human - also shows great advancement. Oh Matt, you have effected the Daleks, hopefully for the better. Derek finding the body ichy - well he should indeed experience tea. Good thing they didn't have Derek experience more pleasant experiences or he might have wanted to remain human.

I wouldn’t mind finding Monty in a park tbh

Mattaf Productions 5.58K subscribers (Me speaking in a Dalek Scientist voice): "OH! That reminds me. I hope you and the rest of "The Cult of Scratchwood" have a very very very happy HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃!!! Also good luck! You're gonna need it in case if the Dalek Supreme and his cohorts (all except Monty, he's cool!) all get very TWITCHY/TRIGGER HAPPY when Human Descendants show up expecting candy as tonight is HALLOWEEN!"

Excellent episode 👍

Mattaf Productions 5.58K subscribers (Me speaking in a Dalek Scientist voice): [laughing in amusement] "HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! FORGIVE ME, BUT IT IS SO HILARIOUS IN SEEING DALEK DEREK CONSTANTLY RUNNING INTO A DOOR WHILE IN A HUMAN BODY!!! NO OFFENSE MEANT MATTHEW!"

This is AMAZING! I was snort laughing at watching Human Derek run into the fence and comtemplating in the chair XD

Something tells me the Cult of Scratchwood are getting a lump of coal in their stockings this Christmas

This was amazing! I love dalek Monty 😂😂

Mattaf Productions 5.58K subscribers Dalek Monty: "Would anyone care for a game of I-Spy?" Dalek Derek, Dalek Darren, and Dalek Donald: [refusing] "NOOO!!!" (Me speaking in a Dalek Scientist voice): [eager] "Of course Dalek Monty! I would love to play "I-Spy" as it is one of my all time favorite Human Games to play!"

8:58 i like how monty's bag just opened by the wind 9:14 and i like how monty moved

you could do with some more dalek customs/recruits, the family are getting a bit too familiar

Ah, they only did it because they love you.

Derek you fool!!

Great fun!!!

Absolutely Loved it ❤️ Good job 👍

8:00 Is that the DALEK instincts trying to get matt?

Can't Wait to watch it

"Kind of. Sort of. A little bit. Yes." "I do not like being a human. It is ... icky." _~giggles~_ Love them getting grounded, too, LOL! Oh, and: interesting use (again) of TENS unit electrode pads! Do you have fibro or any injuries you're healing from, that you need a TENS for? I and my younger son both use them. Obligatory like and comment for the care and feeding of the Almighty Algorithm. ❤️❤️

Absolutely fantastic!

This was actually better than the last episode of Dr Who.

Might also have been funny if your threatened to turn Derek and co into novelty tea pots or in dalek Monty's case to wind him up a novelty stove top coffee pot XD

More pls^^

WoW that was a cazy twist episode! love it!

Great episode.

this was epic

Where was the dalek supreme in all this

I'll like the Asylum of the Daleks reference. Also, what did you think of the Fanfic, Mattaf Productions? I also done a reference to Asylum of the Daleks with the Parliament but the Time War Daleks are replaced with my design of Paradigm Dalek Drone based on DalekChris'redesigned Paradigm Daleks model.

You better watch it they might come live so what will you do them ☺️☺️

Oh this is so funny

GUYS what have done to Matthew

That video cool but also speaking of body swap with a dalek I wonder what happen If a dalek loses its memory and it don't no what its name or what a dalek is or a dalek making tea or what daleks do or it shoot lasaers every where with its gun thinking its a toy conneted to it and become a dumb dalek and the video will be called forgotten and hoe is a dalek lost its memorys is when a dalek and a supreme dalek is arguing for a reason and doing the arguments the dalek said something that makes the supreme dalek angry that it shoot the beam out and the beam head to the laundry room and hit the dryer the dryer malfuntion and starts shooting clotes and beddibgs out of it and one of the dalek head to the lundry room and the clotes and bedding was flying right at thr dalek some of the clotles is on the daleks arm the shock on the dalek bumps and a blanket shoot to the dalek eye stalk and it cannot see with a blanket on it and it starts moving kinda out of control but then the dryer blows up and the washer machine is oit of control and shoots bubbles and whater bleach and its every where on the floor and the dalek head towards the lundry and the dalek slips on the bleach and starts spinning and when really out of control its just spins into rooms and crash into things like a kitchen table or any typ of a room and it heads towards the front door as it spinning causing a dizzy andit bust threw the fruntdoor it go on the porch and the porch rail broke off sbd the dalek falll out the porch while spinning and its called The lost memorys of the dalek because of something that is heavy or something that fall on its eye stalk like a blanket covering it causing it to not see and the dalek starts moving around out of control from noyt seeing and one of the dalek chases the dalek with a blanket on it trying to stop it from geting out of control but its too out of control that it almost hit the daleks eye stalk with its plunger and then the dalek crashing into things and heads towards the front door that was left open and it heads out the front door the other dalek saw it got on the porch and the dalek with a blanket blinding it broke the side of the porch and the dalek falls and hits its head hard enough to corrupt and malfunction causes its memory to weirdly corrupt and its memorys corrupted away and losses its memory doing the malfunction corruptions after the fall and the dalek stop function and stop working for a few sew seconds and slowly starts functioning again as the other dalek head out on the porch and saw a dalek lying down on the ground with the broken porch rails and a blanket by it and the dalek said are you okay dalek_____? The dalek on the ground said Where am i? who is dalek_____? And who are you? The dalek on the porch said I'm dalek_____ your dalek friend? The dalek in the ground said dalek____, And your my friend and whats a friend? The dalek on the porch said Don't you remember me your own friend and friends is where you greet daleks The dalek on the ground said I don't remember meeting you before and i never have a friend like you and whats a dalek? Well uh im uuuuhhh wait what is my name who im i i don't remember my name all i remember is when i fall and my head hits the ground! 30 seconds later the dalek on the porch starts to wonder did he lost his memorys that the dalek has starts to to get a little dumb and the dalek said hes dalek____? And the dalek on the ground said is that my name is i dont i like that name and thats a weird name when then the dalek on the porch realized that the dalek on the ground has lost his memory and said uh I think something went wrong with you dalek____, I got to let the daleks know about the your serious problem! and heads to the house and the dalek on the ground said Now that one eye robot bump mech boy guy that looks like a talking tank thing is the one who has a problem.?- With lights on it's head thats light up with no on and off button on him? That weirds? and that plunger on it with some type of egg beater on it maybe its a plumber bot boy with an eggbeater and again what is a dalek robot plumber guy or dalek___ or what ever you are? meanwhile the dalek that saw what happened to his memorys told the other daleks what happened and they were shocked but glad he okay and still functional but his memorys are gone and only1% of his memory and that is when he falls and hits its head on the ground and the dalek brought him from the ground and head in the house but he notice the distruction and it said wow is that what suppost to looks like the abandon house? the other dalek said its not abondedand and the dalek extplain what happened but he did not not understand what was he talking about and he said he didn't do it and thinks they did it and he was gonna leave but the daleks trying to make him to remember about his friends his friends trys to make him remember but he said that he never have friends and dont remember i has friends. And it doesn't work for him to remember not even he remembers him being around talking to dalek Supreme or Ironside asking about the tea and then the dalek got bored and want to play games with them and the supreme dalek explains to him teaching him what is a dalek how does dalek works how do dalek personally acks and the dalek tried to learn about daleks until then he got bored and he decided to change his mind and said forget about teaching learning me about a dalek thingy or whatever and left and wants to play and watch video's and left rudly and front of the daleks while the dalek is trying to figure out who he is what game he wants to play moving back and forward then as he moving past the large mirror he noticed something in the corner of his eye and then he scared himself thinking that one of the dalek friend he said dude you scared me stop it and who are you your might be one of the dalek or whatever but no response because that's a reflection of himself then he repeated who but he noticed ahimself on the reflection was copying thinking the dalek try to copy him for fun and he say stop copying me i said stop copying me then the daleks heard him saying stop copying him and starts heading to him the dalek starts to argue to himself thinking the dalek still trying to copy him for fun then he is mad that he want to hit the reflection of himself thinking thats one of the dalek friend and he said that hes about to hit him and thats reflection of himself and then the daleks saw him about to break the mirror and the dalek move to him fast because breaking mirrors will get badluck he was about to break it but then the dalek stops him from breaking the mirror and said stop it and the other dalek said was that for? Dalek_____ thats- and the dalek interuptly said never mind you stop me from attack now i think he got away. And he left again to continue to do his thing from ealier but thisntime he head to the different hall and heads to the room to do his stuff and he wants them to play with him while the rest trying to figure oit how to gets his memorys back then he knows how to get him back to normal he said he remember he saw every thing what happened that how the dalek loses its memorys like when a blanket flu on the dalek eye stalk and the dalek slips on bleach and spins oit of the hou and broke the side of the porch and fell and hits its head and so it told the other daleks friends that is the only way to get its memorys back is to do the part that causes to go out of control again and spins out of the house and falls from the porch and fall on the ground control and after the talk they were gonna do the thing again to get its memory back but the lost memorys dalek was gone and he was right next to them and heard about it show that's why and the dalek appeared and talk about them them making a trap for it to turn back to the smart dalek and it moves around fast when the daleks chase it to the trap and then one of the dalek shoots and it's working that the dalek is spinning on bleach and heads to the fron door again and it's fall on the ground and hit its head on the ground causes the malfunction corruptions again but the corruptions got its memory back and the dalek stop function while all the dalek look at the dalek saying dalek____? Are you back to normal do you remember us the dalek actually said it's name and it acts like a dalek and it's not dumb anymore and the dalek said dalek_____? What happened dalek_____? Dalek____! Your back to normal your back and the dalek celebrate but the dalek notice the broken porch rails on the ground and went inside and notice the destruction of the house and said what happened to the hoise why is there alot of distruction? explain! and the daleks explan why. The dalek was shocked about what happened that he was bind from the blanket and went out of control and caused alot of destruction that they have to fixed twice again and then the other dalek said well atleast we got your memorys back to normal and the dalek said well alright I guess lets just clean the mess up and fix the distruction of the house and after that everythingback to normal. And And that's how a losses its memory. how is my comment story. do you want to know your own story about a dalek loses its memorys let me know in the reply hope you like it (I know the letter is not spelled right)