THE CYCLOPS ARCHER - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

What happened to the catapult was: the healer quickly raises his staff whenever his power recycles. Back when this video was made, the staff sometimes inflicted blunt force trauma on whatever it accidentally hit. You can see the staff hit the catapult and knock it apart. I don't think the healer can do this anymore.

7:20 Best Spartan formation ever,Tip 1:Hump a building tip 2:Wait for your target tip 3:If he goes up stairs and you put your shield up and start stabbing your target until he falls.

I’m surprised that weak units risk their freaking life just for only a casual 60$

That Sarrisa took out about 7 hoplites. 4 on-screen, 3 off-screen. Then, he killed entire populations. Because he is immortal.

I think the potion effects make it so the toxic units get confused and do stuff like fall off the edge, completely miss, not attack at all, attack teammates, and does damage to the toxic unit

18:20 A bard walks away and draws other enemies toward him. If you put 2 on the battlefield they’ll both be trying to draw the other bard in, and walk away.

6:52 I like how when the Minotaur finally gets up the stairs he just goes up to the hoplite without hesitation and just straight-up follow through punched him in the face

C.Sauce: I have a New found respect for the Sarissas! Also C.Sauce: Doesn't use them that much

Pick the secret door map, then have a zeus vs zeus in the river, under the map..... cuz electricity+water is always a great idea...

CaptainSauce, Confusion just does so that People Struck With the Potion have a Tendency to Fall over, Slow attacks, And in some cases make them go away from the Troops, So that Potionsellers could be quite useful if Placed on top of Things, such as Roofs in the Greek Level, With someone to Protect them. They will then Just confuse Every troop possible (except Your own) And make them go further away, thus making them useful for ranged attackers such as Ballistae, Catapults, Heck, Even Archers. btw, like this comment so that captain can notice it lol

3:39 is everyone going to ignore the guy with one small leg? I feel like he broke his leg as a child and he had to cast cover it and had it covered ever since

The last pokey spear man from the “death from above level” He carried his team he killed 6 or 7 hoplites hes MVP

Try making a pyramid with wooly mammoths on the bottom ! Also what happens when a snuffaluffagus ends up on top of a catapult

How To Create An Ice Museum: 1) Get a LOT of ice archers lined up 2) Place 1-2 of every unit on the opposite side, Make sure their spread out and make sure the powerful units are in the back (Zeus, Mammoth, etc.) 3) Press Start and see what happens 4) Once it is over take a look at your glorious Ice Sculpture Museum!

The innocent force 10 bards as singers 15 clubbers:as police 10 knights:as swats 1 king:as the president 20 squares:as ©riminals 30 haflings:as children

Captainsauce: this always happens there's always one unit that doesn't get hit by my ballista The ballista: eliminates the person

Swarmed By Pigeons 10-15 Valkyries as pigeons VS 20 Archers (u can change how many archers you'll use)

Holy hand grenade One potion seller and a priest vs 2 archers

7:31 I dunno why, but the Hoplite bonking the Minotaur in the horn with his shield after it misses gets me every time XD 7:32-7:35 Not to mention when the Minotaur did a double spin before finally kicking the bucket.

7:23 LOL WHO lIKES IT WHEN THE BULL DANCING XD

Baseball 3 clubbers, 1 shield 4 bards Vs 1 stoner 5 hobbits 4 bards

18:04 Thank you for taking my recommendation! I have a question... Holy bard?

Battle Recommendation: Cheerleaders and a single Snake Archer versus A ton of Halflings.

I have an idea Blue: priest cheer leader and a king Red: the same price difference but with sarrisa

We’ve seen the Mammoth hallucinating from the potion sellers, but what would Valkyries do if they were affected?

3:54 he is the sniper

do you know how satisfying it would have been to see Zeus destroy all the archers in a single blow 4:16

"The largest army in the known TABS universe" One of every unit in the game

Do balista vs haybaler.The result is amazing

2:13 right in the BONEr Get it?

The Golden Beam of light from the staff of the priest does damage. So let's say, a Valkyrie swooped in for a kill, she goes past the golden beam, she dies instantly. So the Golden Beam of light from the staff of the priest is like Barbed wire traps only 700 times more lethal.

5:04 that poor shield bearer

I call this *the door of Valhalla* : Map : the ice map with the giant door 10 Minotaur 20 Valkyrie 30 ice archers 1 Zeus Vs What ever you need to open the door

Me: lessons to a good song Little sister: HEY THEY STOLE THAT FROM TIC TOK Me: 0:07

BBALL! Make a hoop of priests at the back of the map, and at the front, put a halfling. On the enemy’s team, use anything that can fling the unit, aka ballista.

I wonder if the lack of depth perception combined with the stupidity of a TABS unit might cancel each other out and make the Cyclops archer the best one of them all

Smart vs dumb : 2 ships in the water vs two ships on land

my army: Ages Unite. 1 of every unit EXCEPT for the bosses of each age. also no USING bosses.

That minator’s head musta started hurting after that shield bash at 7:32

I just realized this is four years old. I remember this when it first came out and it feels like it’s barely been half a years.

Do effects cancel each other out or stack? What about colors? 10 Ice archers 10 Potionsellers Vs Mammoth

The Ice Age Two mammoths One unit of your choice One Zeus ❤️ Ur Vids

I think what happened to kill the catapult is that it had a regeneration overflow and it's health was set to 0 (none).

Funny thing is the ballistas in this game really are totally accurate! You can even see the ropes that power the two SEPARATE arms (a lot of games seem to think Ballistas are crossbows). The guy opperating the Ballista, not so much :)

1 holy mammoth 5 Squires 15 spear throwers 1 king 20 ice an snake archers 2 minitor

6:19 the Minotaur fricking dabbed when he was free lol

7:23 the head jiggle thing makes it look like he’s dancing 😆

Two things 1 I'm pretty sure confusion makes it so where they just fall down and two have it somewhere the bosses and three characters you have respect for fight each other

My suggestion Who's the better holy ranged unit 10 stoners and 5 priest VS 10 archers and 5 priest

2:20 I’m dead 🤣

6:08 DUDE THE SNAKE ARCHER IS GETTING BEAT UP BY YOUR TWO MINOTAURS!!!

Blue has a Cyclopes ice archer! All I need now is a king calling himself Nobody. King v Minotaurs

Sauce: We've had size differences before but they are not missing anything. Me: Yes they are, they are missing the top 2 feet of their body.

when a unit getts so many poison it gets drunk and runs away

And also captainsauce I love your videos and thank you for being an amazing RU-vidr we love

Like for the sarisa The grand champion

1 ballista 3 zeus a holy mammooth 5 beserkers and 1 holy zeus you have 3 tries

1 King 3 bards 20 clubs 20 healers 2 meneters 10 ice archers 5 spears thrower 1 Zeus 1 knight vs your army captionsaces I can't really spell p.s I love my cat

Why does cap always do puns without knowing it like when he saw the one eyed archer he said: he just has to optimEYES

5:42 If you look at the statue in the back, a snake archer walks right through it!

the farmer rebels 15 farmers 10 wheel barrels 15 halflings 1 john the clubber 1 eliza (john's wife) the headbutter 2 Archers 4 Harvesters 1 Scarecrow and 3 Priests vs 10 knights 5 Sarissa 8 Shield man 30 Squires and 2 bards

Captain! I bring news! I recently watched a video from another RU-vidr (Draegast), and TABS got an update! There are three new units, and you have to find their weapons to unlock them. PS Two of the weapons are on medieval maps and the other is on one of the Roman maps.

For the Zeus shocking himself, the reason was there were two Zeus on the same team and since friendly fire is I thing, a Zeus lightning bolt the other Zeus

land fall :**adds giant squire has 45.000 health** players and sause:this level is going to cost us 45792947 years

2:29 the future gone

There’s bout 3 secret characters in the game right now so go look around on the maps

Pause between 8:00-0:07 and you'll see where the ballista shot him at I'll give you a hint where he got shot at Hint:you know how captain calls the upgrade bot the analizer

Unbeaten army 3 ice giants 2 Artimis 7 vakerys 2 sword casters 5 cheerleaders for each artimis 2 priests for the sword casters 4 wheelbarrow 1 dragon The rest are hoplites and Sarissa

Battle my army: 10 Hoplite's 10 Shield Bearers 20 Sarissas 17 Ice Archers 1tree giant 3 Ullrs

11:08 the ballista shot twice

Battle Suggestion: One shieldbearer, 20 priests vs. 80-100 regular archers = Pin Cushion

Just wanted to let you know Cap, you’re without a doubt my favorite Canadian! Could be because were ginger brothers or just because your sense of humor is awesome hands down! Thank you for hours and hours of laughter lol and keep doing great things brother!! I know there’s plenty more to come! 🍅👌🏻 (and no, you aren’t the ONLY Canadian you-tuber I watch but, by far you’re the best!! 💯)

“He just decided to optimeyses” boom just created a pun

THE NEW UNIT CYCLOPS ARCHER 3:45

The confusion effect makes units go sideways and stumble

When you found that Cyclops Archer I got so surprised it must be like a shiny or something like a Shiny Pokemon

When I saw the part where the bone mage get hit in the junk I was laughing and then I peed my pants

15:27 background shield person got so confused he/she committed suicide

You make me laugh so much keep this up

The potion sellers confuse thems and make thems walk randomly, swing at the air and other weird stuff

Attack of the cows 15 minotors You can only use farmer age no scare Crow spending money is 14k

Who else would love the apple/tomatoe thrower on the wheel burrow as an individual unit?

7:22 Tip: Never show off your dancing skills during battle. (Unless you are a cheerleader.)

Video posted *August 16, 2019* Current date *August 13, 2019* Because RU-vid, ladies and gents, because RU-vid

10 ice archers 5 axe men 2 catapults and 1 Steven also 2 wheel Barrows

captainsauce: He's fallen and he can't give up, somebody want to give him his life alert? 2 spearman: OOGA BOOGA! *THROW SPEARS*

6:33 that spear guy got four hoplites what a champ

Make heaven 10 wingman as Angels 1 Zeus as god 20 priests as saints 10 test dummy people as dead holy people

Go on the greek map with island light house can long ship swim to land . Also can the valkyrie fly to land PLEASE DO.

13:02 i like ya cut g

5:15 the legend

Hears how he says tabs Totally Accurate Battle Simulatorrrrrrrrr

Oh I’ve seen another RU-vidr glitch into the door. There’s nothing behind the door, just a tiny cave.

“I’ve never seen my units fight one another” :me who saw them fight each other a few episodes ago: am I a joke to u

So, idk if you saw this cap but FYI the tabs devs were making mustard gas thrower. This mustard gas thrower would create a pillar of yellow gas and if units got to close then they would get a timer for a poison effect. I am willing to bet that it was overpowered in testing and so they made them into potion sellers

9:57 bottom mammoth is deformed

9:45 try to find roger the best archer for jacks army EVER!!

"so where should the ranged units aim at sir?" "balls" "what about if the unit is female?" "did i stutter?" "no sir." Landfall Games employee to their manager

Something I find funny is Cap is trying to make sense of the Catapult's spontaneous dying but in reality the Catapult's kill themselves more often then not

If you put a viking ship on snuffuluffugus can it be more accurate??