THE DARK CHAMPION - Gorn (VR) Funny Moments 

"I'm gonna grab hold of your shaft and use you to pound these guys so flat that we can slip them under their mothers front door" - CaptainSauce 2019

Yes you are like deadpool, psychotic and entertaining and fourth wall breaking, and a fan favorite. Another badass gorn vid as always cap, thanks!

"I love Gorn way too much to stop" stops less than 5 months later

5:37 Captainsauce: Sir are you okay? Gladiator: Yep!

New GORN video *MUST WATCH* clicks right away

19:27 Had to repeat so many times so i could laugh more lol

8:56 the limp spear fight the moment he looks away a guy lands a combo with his spear

Get ready for the Death Pit... You’ll be seeing all the enemies only having the goliath armor.

Captain you make my day

‘Why did they allow a bow to a two handed weapon fight?’ Cap you need 2 hands to fire a bow.

16:33 Is that a Game Grumps reference? :D

Technically, a bow and arrow is a two-handed weapon. You hold the bow with one hand, and the arrow with the other.

16:57 me outside during lockdown

Imagine if his wife walks in and sees him waggling his arms around and she just slowly walks slowly backwards out the room

11:05 the dude looks like Lex Luther’s armor

2:25 - 2:48 I love this entire interaction between him and the hammer 😂😂

16:08 SSB hammer in a nutshell

You know captain sauce has the weirdest resume of all time

7:46 WE DEMAND MORE CARNAGE! Crowd person: ᵉᵃᵒʷ

I wanna see EVERY SINGLE MODE activated

2:32 the fight start

"We desire more CARNAGE!!!" Rando: (quietly) "Yeah!"

I always love gorn When it ends I will be sad

7:32 AYO!

Oh captain my captain I have nothing to say

7:23 me when I see someone yellow

Congrats on 1 mil!! Been here since 628k

14:52 I'm surprised he didn't realize that those swords are the ones that stab AND cut

Memory of a goldfish, mweep

cool

"other then the fact its a very limp dick weapon" CaptainSauce 2019 lol

0:01 someone should make this a song

The big stick with the paddle motion reminds me of a combine harvester 😂 just munchin up that candy

1:18 Game theory veins tingling all over me

6:57 that's a falcon punch

Well of course we wanna see the next episodes and like 30 more after that! 😂 we love gorn!!

Quote of the day: Never bring a gun to a knife fight because you will always win.

Cap "Dude with the Big Daddy helmet" Me "BIOSHOCK REFERENCE

Finally he is using the iron fists!

captain: 'you can't use a bow and arrow it's a 2-handed weapon challenge' the bow and arrow: *needs 2 hands to fire an arrow*

You're using the move from that boxing game aaaaaand that's what she said

THE SAUCE IS BACK!!! AND HE'S PLAYING MORE GORN!!! YAY!!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

I think for the "stick" aka the bowstaff, he should of pumped his arms forward and back as if he were punching really fast.

I could literally watch hours of him playing gorn... please upload more lmao

Cap you're my idol and i hope you become very succsefull keep it up i come to you when I'm sad and watch your videos keep going

U are my favorite RU-vidr I have watched almost all of your video and u are the best

(this video is a REAL rib tickler for me) i swear to god when i first saw this i was laughing over and over again just replaying and sometimes i even wheezed a little (and when i laugh really hard i sound like a donkey) side note: i rarely ever wheeze and the fact at how captain sauces content always seems to humor me and make me laugh at some point or another oh an btw PS: thank captain sauce for all the hilarious content you give out and always make my day!!

15:25 is the saddest and most sadistic thing I’ve ever seen

9:06 brain damage

This is one of the first champions where the king sort of compliments you.

I’m crying and laughing as this man does the turbo Macarena to summon the flail demon, it’s a true Gorn classic

" pound the tites pound the tites pound the tites" CaptainSauce 2019

Who in the world disliked this video I love this series keep up the good work cap I love the videos

YAY! MORE GORN!

I LOVE UR VIDS 😋, PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE, im so glad I have headphones, the first thing you do is HISTORICAL 😂

Who's realizing the captain sauce is growing a beard 😂😂

Love your content

Fluppigus

Every time I watch your vids captiansuace and I get a smile on my face 😁

Sauce: "Can I get a stiffer hammer? Do I need to talk to it dirty?" Me: *Dying of laughter*

My stomach hurts from laughing at this video so much lol 😂😆😅

*Captainsauce:* * puts in low gore mode for monetization* *Also captainsauce:* * proceeds to make sex jokes*

4:02 that moment felt like some sort of strange slapstick comedy scene. edit: like. the man just went "naw man lemme do this myself"

"i need ads so that's why i have candy mode" *never gets ads*

I’m surprised he made it this far without getting demonetized just wow

A bow is a 2 handed weapon

*whistle whistle *come her boy!

16:15 interesting... uh... position...

3:41 a bow *is* a two handed weapon, you need one hand to load an arrow and pull back the string and the other hand to hold the bow

4:02 *out of the way!!*

16:17 if you look at him he looks like he’s not bludgeoning people and he’s doing something else

16:49 Social distancing be like

2:30 the sexual jokes begin XD

What’s up captain sauce best youtuber

He said salute your weapon

First few seconds made me laugh already

YAY 1MILLION Been around since 200,000 subs

Oof hello captain sauce. Also hi nipless :)

Fan fictions incoming.

7:45 "we demand more carnage" (Dude in back ground) y-yeah

Hi I first came to things channel when you started you sims series when you were at 200k now you are at 1 million congratulations!!

The stick is used to disarm your enemies. Not literally, of course. You don't take of their arms, you remove their weapons.

Best. Intro. Ever.

In slight defense of the golden nipples, the romans did have gold nipple covers on their mummies

He said smash after he was talking "dirty" to his hammer

The bow IS a two handed weapon it has to have its string pulled by your OTHER hand.

The flying rock guy can be killed easily because when he jumps you can just rip off his head when he lands

I think when he kept flinging people into walls with the steel gauntlets, its because he kept parrying their attacks, giving him a "critical hit" of sorts

Hi

Tomato sauce please

I wonder about you. Once you’re free, will you no longer fight? Will you be alone? No, you’ll fight forever. -Nippess today

3:48 was a really good opening for "BOWgus" instead of just "bogus".

Hello comrades

Back and notifications allow me to see this Episode.

The reason ur punches were so powerful sometimes is because u were running in game and simultaneously punching forward so the combined speed of the running and the punch caused an incredible amount of force.

I have watched you play gorn so much that i think candy mode is the real mode

play more subnatica bellow zero plz !!

Nice flanal.....can you please play Factory town or Kingdoms and Castles?

Holy shot you are lime deadpool! Whoever said that is a genius

This is the RU-vid equivalent of Deadpool. Entertaining, badass, breaks the 4th wall, and with a lot of dirty jokes