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The Driving Lessons Everyone Apparently Took 

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@wendyheatherwood
@wendyheatherwood 2 года назад
"I'm just gonna get a bus pass" Meanwhile at the bus driver instructor course: "So what you want to do is wait until your passenger is about to sit down and right before they do, just floor it, just pull away as fast as possible. It's like a game. The more of them fall over the more points you get."
@JustsomeSteve
@JustsomeSteve 2 года назад
That's a gold comment!
@GutnarmEVE
@GutnarmEVE 2 года назад
in fact, that's the foundation of public transport all over the globe. after all, without a little fun nobody would willingly do this job ._.
@scottthewaterwarrior
@scottthewaterwarrior 2 года назад
There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus reaches 50 mph, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50 mph, the bus will explode!
@computernerd1101
@computernerd1101 2 года назад
Where I come from, this is what probably happens at the bus driver instructor course: "When a passenger hits the 'stop requested' button, you can't be held accountable even if you drive right past their stop. Sometimes they'll press the button immediately before their stop, in which case you can say that you couldn't accommodate them on such short notice. Other times they'll give you as much notice as possible by pressing the button immediately after the previous stop before their own stop, but then you can say that the passage of time made you forget. If they press the button somewhere in the middle, just use whichever excuse is closest, chronologically speaking. Either way, you're blameless, and your passengers are doomed to either do extra walking or ride busses in circles, depending on the distance between stops."
@bananawitchcraft
@bananawitchcraft 2 года назад
"Make sure to mumble some gibberish over the intercom at regular intervals. We're aiming for a quota of at least 80% unintelligibility. Oh, and don't forget to smoke right outside the open door until the whole bus smells like cigarettes. People find it relaxing."
@Sleepslate
@Sleepslate 2 года назад
One of the first pieces of advice that I got before I started driving was "Assume that everyone else on the road is an idiot"
@thedarkemissary
@thedarkemissary 2 года назад
You and everyone else. In fact, that advice is worthless, cause it empowers the idiots too. "Whatever I do must be right cause *everyone else on the road is an idiot.*
@CH-vv2hr
@CH-vv2hr 2 года назад
That is the best advice. I live by it even when I do not drive
@johnphillips3703
@johnphillips3703 2 года назад
Outside people are stupid
@bkbinj6320
@bkbinj6320 2 года назад
George Carlin said "anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac"
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 2 года назад
The actual lesson is "Drive with the assumtion that everyone on the road is an idiot. Yes, that includes yourself."
@Alex-zx7zk
@Alex-zx7zk 2 года назад
"A loser's maximum is your minimum" That has to be the deepest and most inspirational thing I've heard all day
@HALOX30
@HALOX30 2 года назад
I want that on a t-shirt.
@erikwilliams1562
@erikwilliams1562 2 года назад
Honestly that lines legit. Right up there with Ricky Bobby’s If you’re not first, you’re last
@bereniceserfontein1722
@bereniceserfontein1722 2 года назад
In the right sense, it's inspirational
@Sohasorouri
@Sohasorouri 2 года назад
I wrote it down
@MichaelPoage666
@MichaelPoage666 2 года назад
@@Sohasorouri Four-eyes.
@superkingoftacos2920
@superkingoftacos2920 8 месяцев назад
Remember that every car has a blind spot where they cannot see you. So if you stay in it, you can be like a ninja all sneaky-like.
@ericklvf1025
@ericklvf1025 5 месяцев назад
True i forgot that
@LasseSL
@LasseSL 4 месяца назад
Especially if you have a black car without lights on and its pitch black outside.
@RP-mp4ow
@RP-mp4ow 2 года назад
This video is how Ryan expresses his road rage
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 2 года назад
... and ours. Ryan is our spirit animal =)
@TierTalis
@TierTalis 2 года назад
Expressing road rage canadian way is *TIGHT*
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 года назад
Road rage or common sense...hmmm
@leovk5779
@leovk5779 2 года назад
@@TierTalis Especially since, his road rage expressed, he'll then drive the Canadian way: he'll be nice, wave "hi" if he's in a convertible or his windows are rolled down, and respect every safety regulation there is. (There are a million. I know, I counted all of them. No, not really.)
@ProductBasement
@ProductBasement 2 года назад
Videos are how he expresses his anger about a lot of things, he decided
@josmo1363
@josmo1363 2 года назад
"Nobody on the road matters except you, write that down" *"NOPE"* "You're doin great" yep, accurate
@hasards
@hasards 2 года назад
"I'm just gonna buy a bus pass." "Oh, great idea. You might run into Kevin! He was one of my best students!"
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 года назад
Hahaha 😂 Loved it! On a serious note I've come across some good bus drivers... But quite a few lately where they drive over the curb, go too close behind others... Yeah fun. -_- Can someone work on teleportation please? I feel like that would be so much easier. Although... Imagine colliding with someone else... Oops there goes all your atoms and now you are someone else completely
@anmuloced8673
@anmuloced8673 2 года назад
*Bus comes screeching in with a shocker on it's stop sign and a wheelchair partially stuck under the front grill.*
@if7723
@if7723 2 года назад
@@Kewlausgirl That's what a national bus driver shortage will do for ya. It's not like the baby mode levels of learning to drive a car.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 2 года назад
I've seen that most bus drivers aren't very good at driving, but car drivers are much, MUCH worse. I can't wait for driverless cars!
@pvanpelt1
@pvanpelt1 2 года назад
Bob Newhart’s Bus Driver School: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OvSwXcyfjbY.html
@boiledelephant
@boiledelephant 2 года назад
Also, remember, if somebody overtakes you, it's not because they want to go faster than you, it's because they personally hate you and think your driving is awful. You should immediately feel offended and attacked and spend the rest of your journey keeping up with and tailgating them, no matter how fast they're going or how slow you were going previously.
@LycanFerret
@LycanFerret Год назад
God, I hate that. No one overtakes where I live, they just get mad you aren't going as fast as they want so they try to rear end you and scare the hell out of you by constantly flashing their highbeams when tailgating you. Like sorry I'm going 60 in a 55 and you want to do 85. Just go around. And they don't. But then when I overtake someone, the person now decides to speed up and act like they're so cool and fast. Like no. Slow down so I can pass you because you were going 45 in the 55 and now you want to go 70? To prevent me from passing? Driving where I live is a constant battle to avoid being murdered.
@sinistrality
@sinistrality Год назад
Sadly I'm guilty of taking it a bit personally.
@MadScientist267
@MadScientist267 Год назад
How'd you guess?
@Ash-vu1et
@Ash-vu1et Год назад
@@sinistrality same :'D i never actually do anything about it and slow down to let the person pass me, but internally i'm always a little salty (though i much prefer it to someone tailgating me like a moron).
@Sir_TophamHatt
@Sir_TophamHatt Год назад
Or speed up to pass them again and then suddenly slow down right in front of them… that’ll teach ‘em!
@thecoach7698
@thecoach7698 2 года назад
This video was incredibly educational. Most people think driving is complicated. I think what Ryan is telling us is that driving is “super easy, barely an inconvenience”.
@jjhjr1999
@jjhjr1999 2 года назад
I agree and when I liked your comment it was the 69th like.
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 2 года назад
@@jjhjr1999 nice!
@jeffereysoling7110
@jeffereysoling7110 2 года назад
Wow wow wow... wow
@thatphonebastard
@thatphonebastard 2 года назад
Comments about a popular phrase are *tight*
@ogen2065
@ogen2065 2 года назад
Ye ye ye
@bee-zeesoul1018
@bee-zeesoul1018 2 года назад
I like that Ryan uses his sketches to vent his personal frustrations about day to day life
@theneoreformationist
@theneoreformationist 2 года назад
That makes him sus
@asmodeus1234
@asmodeus1234 2 года назад
That's comedy!
@kaiderhai86
@kaiderhai86 2 года назад
Most top notch comedians does that. Making fun with relatable stuff is tight.
@Xurreal
@Xurreal 2 года назад
That's not a personal frustration.
@Detective_L
@Detective_L 2 года назад
Wow wow wow wow
@karlsangree4679
@karlsangree4679 2 года назад
I don't know why, but Ryan's fake moustache covering his real moustache cracks me up every time.
@apparentlylivin
@apparentlylivin 2 года назад
It's a more commanding moustache
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 года назад
@@apparentlylivin a commanderstache, if you will.
@TheAzynder
@TheAzynder 2 года назад
I, naturally, would have shaven mine off, and that is why I only have a couple of views and Ryan has several more. that is the _only_ reason.
@scary-goth-mother
@scary-goth-mother 2 года назад
@@apparentlylivin The alpha mustache
@apparentlylivin
@apparentlylivin 2 года назад
@@scary-goth-mother Yes.
@DH-xw6jp
@DH-xw6jp 2 года назад
"A loser's maximum is your minimum" is oddly motivational.
@056weom
@056weom Год назад
yeah if youre not in a car
@Megalith79
@Megalith79 Год назад
😂
@tanneredge9774
@tanneredge9774 Год назад
Get those gains bro🏋️🏋️
@notimportant2508
@notimportant2508 Год назад
It's a good line ,the words work, just needs the right context.
@Bambuskus505
@Bambuskus505 Год назад
in literally ANY other context, it would be quite motivational, yes. in this context... 😬
@AustynSN
@AustynSN 2 года назад
"Have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" -George Calin
@lillykarr8787
@lillykarr8787 2 года назад
Most accurate thing I have ever read.
@unbiasedcobra6672
@unbiasedcobra6672 2 года назад
I see lots of idiots but no maniacs when I'm driving.
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 2 года назад
I heard that in George Carlin’s voice FYI
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 2 года назад
@@unbiasedcobra6672 then YOU are the maniac.
@blackmber
@blackmber 2 года назад
*unless they are driving a semi truck, they can go whatever speed they wish and have a pleasant day good sir
@blackhat1018
@blackhat1018 2 года назад
“I’m gonna just buy a bus pass.” Joke’s on you, the bus driver took this same class.
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 2 года назад
Yeah, but a bus is gonna win in a fight against a car every time.
@steeljawX
@steeljawX 2 года назад
So that just means the bus driver flips off even more crazy people who are keeping speed with him or her. . . . .because they're passengers in the bus. . . .CRAZIES!!!
@braydoxastora5584
@braydoxastora5584 2 года назад
The other guy in the class should have been a bus driver
@salmonellq2981
@salmonellq2981 2 года назад
wait I think there's a moral to this story but it'd be uncool to write it down. OK Google post comment
@TechNextLetsGo
@TechNextLetsGo 2 года назад
I literally watched a school bus full of children cut off 3 lanes off traffic today, 3 cars including mine had to slam on the brakes.
@dragonmb7
@dragonmb7 2 года назад
As someone who’s never taken Driver’s Ed, this is a lot easier than how I imagined it would be.
@KaityKat117
@KaityKat117 2 года назад
you could say it's barely an inconvenience
@catbatrat1760
@catbatrat1760 2 года назад
Yeah, you could probably learn all you need just from this video! :D
@strangelic4234
@strangelic4234 2 года назад
He left the hard bits out. Like, how to drive with your knees when you are on your phone and feel the sudden urge to assemble a roll-your-own cigarette with your other hand. Or who to call when there was a bump on your street when you were playing with your gun to impress your new friend, you now, the guy you just had a couple of shots with. ... I mean, shots of alcohol and now it's still shots but not alcohol, so it's kind of funny if you think about it but now you have blood and ... things all over your wive's car and you need The Cleaner asap because otherwise she will ask questions, like "Why is my car full of blood?'", "Who do you think you are to take my car without permission?" and "Aren't you the stalker who told my husband that you and I are married?"
@blackklash
@blackklash 2 года назад
For comedic purposes only my friend😬😂
@lemon4087
@lemon4087 2 года назад
@@strangelic4234 There you are my knight in shining armour, to enlighten us with your precious hidden tricks!
@amethyst_cat9532
@amethyst_cat9532 2 года назад
Reminds me of when the kids in my family were learning to drive, and every time my dad did something vaguely questionable on the road he prefaced it with "I'm gonna do an advanced maneuver."
@Imurai
@Imurai 2 года назад
what wee call a "a pro move"
@kallewirsch2263
@kallewirsch2263 2 года назад
advanced maneuvers are tight
@RAndrewNeal
@RAndrewNeal 2 года назад
Proceeds to advanced maneuver down the road at 10+ over.
@GimmickBox39
@GimmickBox39 2 года назад
A pro driver move if you will
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Год назад
@@Imurai lolll
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 2 года назад
I was taught something similar, but shorter and completely different. “Dan, there’s only 3 things you need to really know about driving. 1- driving is not a contact sport 2- never occupy the same space time as another vehicle 3- drive like no one else knows how because they sure as hell don’t.”
@stealthattack2209
@stealthattack2209 2 года назад
Lol
@dogcarman
@dogcarman 2 года назад
Oh, so Pauli’s exclusion principle is valid for cars to. Who knew. Good advice.
@legendp2011
@legendp2011 2 года назад
this sounds like a scene from a movie
@SR-zp4je
@SR-zp4je 2 года назад
My driving instructor used to say 'drive like no one else has common sense, because it ain't all that common.'
@ShoulderMonster
@ShoulderMonster 2 года назад
For #3 we essentially say this too, "You have to drive for everyone else..."
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 года назад
Sounds like Ryan had a bad day on the road.
@Arvl.
@Arvl. 2 года назад
Good thing he did because now a have another upload on his channel
@avianna7738
@avianna7738 2 года назад
Actually, sounds like Ryan lives in Los Angeles.
@Snapper314
@Snapper314 2 года назад
NO! Ryan had a Great Day on the Road. Everyone Else on the road at the same time... not so much.
@mg-jf5ld
@mg-jf5ld 2 года назад
Nope, just normal LA drivers. I want a tank.
@theglaze8927
@theglaze8927 2 года назад
Yup
@ericdugal8818
@ericdugal8818 2 года назад
"A loser's maximum is your minimum." - Will now be my motto. Wait....DAMNIT!! I wrote it down, I failed :'(
@DoctorHero
@DoctorHero 2 года назад
You are now an uncool person.
@lucleadergaming3487
@lucleadergaming3487 2 года назад
Yep. Make it a bumper sticker 🙂
@cringyhuman3210
@cringyhuman3210 2 года назад
Don’t worry you are still cool u typed that down and didn’t write that down :)
@CSLucasEpic
@CSLucasEpic 2 года назад
He forgot to mention how when you are listening to music in your car, you should make sure that the speakers are set to the maximum setting possible, and the windows are down so that everyone you pass by can hear the music you are hearing.
@LilacMonarch
@LilacMonarch Год назад
Also make sure you pick songs with the most obnoxious bass possible. If your whole car isn't shaking from the music, it's not enough
@supermexicanroboninja3116
@supermexicanroboninja3116 Год назад
Also make sure it's rap, not music.
@kingdededelicious
@kingdededelicious Год назад
install aftermarket speakers so everyone on the road can listen to your impeccable taste in music
@surengrigorian7888
@surengrigorian7888 Год назад
@@supermexicanroboninja3116Exactly. Why is it that only those who listen to rap “music” have the requisite tactlessness to play their beloved “tunes” at a volume which makes neighbouring cars quake?
@etherealceleste
@etherealceleste Год назад
@@surengrigorian7888 Have you ever heard Toccata and Fugue in D Minor from a pair of 15s getting 500 watts each?
@SeraphsWitness
@SeraphsWitness 2 года назад
"Drive with the recklessness of someone who's immortal" is one of the best phrases I've heard in about a month.
@tomasdelcampo2
@tomasdelcampo2 2 года назад
Some people do be thinking they’re just driving in a video game or something
@lucleadergaming3487
@lucleadergaming3487 2 года назад
@@tomasdelcampo2 we are; aren’t we? We just only get 1 life. No respawns. Well we will respawn in heaven 🙂 or hell…
@Jpeg.g
@Jpeg.g 2 года назад
I read this as “is one if the phrases iv heard in a month” and was like…yes that is technically true.
@lilscenechick1995
@lilscenechick1995 2 года назад
@@zUJ7EjVD it's a joke..
@ClintsReptiles
@ClintsReptiles 2 года назад
-A loser's maximum is your minimum- I don't need to write that down, I'm not an uncool loser...
@shreeshanthkadam
@shreeshanthkadam 2 года назад
"I'm a cool loser" 😎
@haleyw5677
@haleyw5677 2 года назад
You only need to go below the maximum speed if you aren’t stinkin’ rad
@EthanBradley1231
@EthanBradley1231 2 года назад
It's okay typing doesn't count because business majors in cool frats all take notes on their macbooks
@Arvl.
@Arvl. 2 года назад
Really dont write that down
@shamik_sathe
@shamik_sathe 2 года назад
Same with me, unless there's a turtle in road... you gotta help those dumb dumbs
@blackkakari
@blackkakari 2 года назад
"Whenever you see someone crossing on the walk signal and you need to make a turn, swerve around the corner at top speed and then slam on the brakes an inch before you hit them. This is to communicate that you are superior to them and that their worthless pedestrian life continues to exist only at your mercy. How dare they waste 5 seconds of your time? You shouldn't have to wait for them to cross, you're a motorist!" I've lost count of how many times this has happened to me.
@aninternetuser4306
@aninternetuser4306 2 года назад
This made me laugh harder than it should 😂
@Mythmasyer4728
@Mythmasyer4728 6 месяцев назад
Sounds like something a world noble would do.
@dash4800
@dash4800 2 года назад
I was gonna comment on several scenarios he forgot, but I think "drive with the recklessness of someone who's immortal" is a pretty good summary.
@adambennett4207
@adambennett4207 Год назад
And somehow they are…
@theinacircleoftheancientpu492
Lol
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 2 года назад
This is basically the same class every GTA protagonist took!
@Arvl.
@Arvl. 2 года назад
I don’t think they even train lol
@wazoovoid7994
@wazoovoid7994 2 года назад
@@karera9706 reported
@Conta_Minated
@Conta_Minated 2 года назад
What do you when you see someone driving a car that’s cooler than the one you’re currently driving? You pull that jackass out of the cool car, take the wheel and drive over that loser.
@MAkbar-ki7uh
@MAkbar-ki7uh 2 года назад
@@Conta_Minated that's what i always doing on GTA lol
@TierTalis
@TierTalis 2 года назад
Canadian road rage politely
@edmg7
@edmg7 2 года назад
"I'm just gonna buy a bus pass." Ryan you lucky Canadian. You actually have reliable public transportation.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 2 года назад
Only in Toronto and Montreal. Everywhere else it sucks ass. Public transit is the thing I miss most about Toronto.
@siukong
@siukong 2 года назад
"reliable" hahahahaha ...
@beatnikmary
@beatnikmary 2 года назад
"Only in Toronto and Montreal"...that is so true it hurts.
@errorcringyname4044
@errorcringyname4044 2 года назад
What is pooblic tranpoortation? - person living in the us country
@hughmoron3576
@hughmoron3576 2 года назад
@@neuralmute Yeah loved the transit when I lived there. 45 minutes from North York to Union Station and basically everywhere you wanted to go. Back in Germany, this is the average waiting time for a connect bus if you're not in a city. My 30k commute would take 1:30 at least
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 2 года назад
"No more nice guy driving on the street. You have to be a dominant sigma driver."
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 года назад
But, simultaneously somehow, everyone else should watch the hell out if they know what's good for 'em. Or maybe check Waze for the Big Red Triangle that is you. And Select, from the dropdown menu, a distance to avoid you by.
@crossingplays2155
@crossingplays2155 2 года назад
Stigma balls
@joshuaewalker
@joshuaewalker 2 года назад
Sounds like Omega energy
@OmegaLordAlt
@OmegaLordAlt 2 года назад
@@joshuaewalker thanks
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 2 года назад
I'm doing my grind at the same times as i am driving
@kiraPh1234k
@kiraPh1234k 2 года назад
You forgot to add in the rules for exiting the highway. There are two acceptable methods: 1. Your exit is coming up but you're behind someone, so first you must pass them and then slow down right in front of them before you swerve into the exit ramp. 2. Your exit is coming up, so you must get in the leftmost lane and then proceed to drive as if the other drivers are responsible for your decision making skills
@betterthanrubies2462
@betterthanrubies2462 11 месяцев назад
Oh I hate when people do that! Like seriously, it won't kill you to stay behind them for just a tad bit longer instead of being a rude jerk about it. 🙄
@phoenixnoire2435
@phoenixnoire2435 5 месяцев назад
And if you're entering the highway, you must ride your brake for the duration of the acceleration ramp. Remember, interstates are designed to make traffic jams impossible, but you can do the impossible!
@saulbadman5705
@saulbadman5705 2 года назад
I lost it every time he angrily said "Four-eyes". Ryan is just the best comedic youtuber.
@K3wlG33k
@K3wlG33k 2 года назад
Same. I think he needs new glasses
@kennethhopson4649
@kennethhopson4649 2 года назад
Man you must not watch funny people, he's not even top 10 of comedic youtubers I watch
@denmark5354
@denmark5354 2 года назад
This is so true, it hurts. Seriously, the amount of motor madness I witness on a pathetically small 24 kilometer drive is absolute insanity, you'd think all of them took these exact driving lessons.
@dementededge3266
@dementededge3266 2 года назад
Isn't there like an entire group of people want to take you over? Shouldn't you be in hiding or something?
@jacknewman9256
@jacknewman9256 2 года назад
I don't know what a kilometer is, but 24 of them sounds kind of far to me
@denmark5354
@denmark5354 2 года назад
@@jacknewman9256 it's about 15 miles.
@jacknewman9256
@jacknewman9256 2 года назад
@Jack der Hauptsturmführer Now that I can understand. Except I don't know what a mm is. Mm..hamburgers
@StephanieJeanne
@StephanieJeanne 2 года назад
If they’re driving the same speed as you, that’s just creepy...flip them off! 😂 Ed is a great teacher, everyone listened to him.🤣👍
@someinternetguy1065
@someinternetguy1065 2 года назад
To be fair, having someone next to you going the exact same speed as you on a highway is awful, some people also love to go your exact speed while being in your blindspot
@StephanieJeanne
@StephanieJeanne 2 года назад
@@someinternetguy1065 😂 You have a point! Or are we all just so touchy about our space, that we imagine they're doing it on purpose?🤷🤣
@evakuhn9324
@evakuhn9324 2 года назад
What are they, obsessed with you?! 😂
@someinternetguy1065
@someinternetguy1065 2 года назад
@@StephanieJeanne don't care if it's intentional or not, it's still genuinely horrifying when someone has been in my blind spot for 5 minutes straight
@DaP84
@DaP84 2 года назад
Like in a two lane highway, people who decide to just cruise in left lane at about same speed as you. Has happend many times on my way home from night work
@CarnageGameplay
@CarnageGameplay Год назад
S.T.O.P. That stands for, Speed To Overcome Pedestrians!
@TheAeris07
@TheAeris07 Год назад
That is gold!
@knyte8706
@knyte8706 4 месяца назад
I need to remember that one! 😂😂
@jesib2748
@jesib2748 2 года назад
"Nobody else on the road matters expect you." Holy crap this really is the driving school everybody took 🤦‍♀️😭
@ThreadBomb
@ThreadBomb 2 года назад
Why would you ever consider other people on the road? What are you, some kind of commie?
@katdimitriadis
@katdimitriadis 2 года назад
LEGIIIIIIIIIIT haha
@goranbreskic4304
@goranbreskic4304 2 года назад
No, I find a lot of drivers are very generous and understanding. Not in all places, though. I know in what places people will be helpful and pragmatic on roads that weren't constructed well (a lot, in the area where I live) and where people will have no patience or generodity what so ever. It's strange how this differs from town to town.
@jesib2748
@jesib2748 2 года назад
@kc korea yay! You got the joke too 👏👏
@1.4142
@1.4142 2 года назад
Remember, speed bumps are just ramps to launch as high as possible off of.
@drollfurball2863
@drollfurball2863 2 года назад
What are you nuts? They're CLEARLY ways to test that your suspension is still working! The more speed you go at them the better the bump.
@aishwaryar1998
@aishwaryar1998 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@commenturthegreat2915
@commenturthegreat2915 2 года назад
@@drollfurball2863 The other answers in the driver license test be like
@snake555510
@snake555510 2 года назад
No they are actually something that ruins your suspension :D
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 2 года назад
Incorrect! That’s what sharp hill crests are for!
@ericjourdain892
@ericjourdain892 2 года назад
To think that he says "You're gonna sheet your own bed" and still has a sponsor is transcendent.
@ItsAsparageese
@ItsAsparageese 2 года назад
The sponsor makes all kinds of puns like that themselves too lol. I followed their IG after discovering them through Ryan's ad spots here, and it's honestly a hoot, the company and their head dude just seem incredibly wholesome. They're also really good at making sensitive timely posts about serious stuff without ever seeming to capitalize on it, I used to do some marketing and one day I was so impressed with one of their posts about a disaster that I shared it in my story all marked up with text explaining how they did everything right lol. I'm not gonna be buying sheets for a long time but I'm definitely a fan
@Jedi_Vigilante
@Jedi_Vigilante 2 года назад
If you really want to see a sponsor ad that makes you wonder why they'd ever be a repeat sponsor (and all of them are), go watch the beginning of pretty much any Critical Role stream. Some of them are almost normal while the vast majority are utterly ridiculous and are far worse than any adstronaut puns...
@SelvesteSand
@SelvesteSand 2 года назад
Of course he'll still have a sponsor to advertise for, it's not like he's' advertising for shits and giggles...
Год назад
@@ItsAsparageese Of course the company does puns all the time, given how their very name is a pun.
@ItsAsparageese
@ItsAsparageese Год назад
@ yup
@wombatpandaa9774
@wombatpandaa9774 2 года назад
The turn signal thing is one of my biggest pet peeves. Especially when the same person will use it while in a turn lane, when it's abundantly obvious what they're about to do, but not when switching lanes or turning abruptly, which is precisely what turn signals are for.
@falconwind00
@falconwind00 2 года назад
I’ve been at an intersection waiting to turn left with a guy opposite to me in a left turn only lane. He wasn’t signalling. The light goes green we both start to move and he blows straight through and over a painted island. Only his speed clued me that he wasn’t going to turn. So even if it’s obvious what you’re _supposed_ to do, signalling helps declare your intent.
@wombatpandaa9774
@wombatpandaa9774 Год назад
@@falconwind00 okay, fair enough. I personally would signal right if I'm in a left turn lane to indicate that I'm not using it for its intended purpose, but I see your point. In a world with people who aren't going to signal their intent, signaling what should be obvious is still helpful.
@Mathignihilcehk
@Mathignihilcehk Год назад
You obviously never drove in a big city. Here’s what actually happens if you use your turn signal to indicate changing lanes… every car in the lane you want to change to bunches up and prevents you from changing lanes forever. What you actually want to do when you change lanes is veer into their lane at the same time as you signal. This way, they know you’re changing lanes because you used your turn signal… and because you are already in their lane. And they can’t stop you, because you already did it.
@levilaxton2247
@levilaxton2247 Год назад
@@wombatpandaa9774 "I personally would signal right if I'm in a left turn lane to indicate that I'm not using it for its intended purpose" I can't tell if this is meant to be humor, or... I think you might be one of the people this video was made about.
@schrodingerskatze4308
@schrodingerskatze4308 Год назад
Or when you wait at a roundabout and you wait for nothing because somebody didn't use their turn signal.
@BrotherHood-xh9sg
@BrotherHood-xh9sg 2 года назад
Ed is a genius. He knows he is saying stupid shit, but he teaches that so the students have to retake the tests. Thus retaking the lessons, making more money. But guess Ed hasn't figured out that they can simply fail a student and give a vague reason to achieve the same result.
@Chepakishui
@Chepakishui 2 года назад
Yup, driving test administrators around here have been using that second option. I've heard of several, but the worst one is someone who was failed for "performing unsafe maneuvers" by stopping for a J-walker who jumped out in front of the car... driver was flat out told that he should have run the person over if he couldn't a) do a properly signaled, and shoulder checked lane change to avoid the person, or b) move the vehicle out of a driving lane before coming to a stop. So now vehicular manslaughter is considered preferable to stopping in a driving lane when there are no other, better options available?
@BrotherHood-xh9sg
@BrotherHood-xh9sg 2 года назад
@@Chepakishui Damm, that's the most fucked up story about this subject I have heard till date.
@invaderjoshua6280
@invaderjoshua6280 2 года назад
The city parked a garbage truck in front of a stop sign on my first test. The city then failed me for running said stop sign they were blocking. Made no mistakes on my test that was my fault. God I hated them during my second test.
@psycomutt
@psycomutt 2 года назад
I was failed for "not counting to 3 at the stop sign" and I "I stopped to softly" my instructor wanted "to get thrown back from the stopping force". I'm still looking for those in the driver's handbook.
@PalpatinesPlumber
@PalpatinesPlumber 2 года назад
smort +100
@rapid13
@rapid13 2 года назад
"Write that down!" "Nope!" "You're doing great!" Made me lol probably too much.
@ryleighs9575
@ryleighs9575 2 года назад
His writing is very tight lol.
@mynameisntpatrick1476
@mynameisntpatrick1476 2 года назад
Ryan is so innocent that when he wrote this script the second best cat call he could think of was "aoooogah"
@anngreen3495
@anngreen3495 2 года назад
His "Omigod" while shaking his head always makes me laugh. No one can "Omigod" like Ryan George.
@clark9992
@clark9992 2 месяца назад
He could have said "hubba hubba", but then everyone's offended.
@Brione30
@Brione30 2 года назад
Always remember: a green light doesn’t mean “go now,” it means “you should have gone 5 seconds ago, why aren’t you gone yet, I should honk my horn at the person in front of me”
@ElizabethJones-pv3sj
@ElizabethJones-pv3sj Год назад
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.” Terry Pratchett
@bobbobington1143
@bobbobington1143 8 месяцев назад
@@ElizabethJones-pv3sj👍
@dinndinn-q7s
@dinndinn-q7s 7 месяцев назад
Relatable
@tensixtyoclock
@tensixtyoclock 5 месяцев назад
If you see a green light and it turns red, you still get to go because that green light was yours and no one can take it from you.
@nick0875
@nick0875 5 месяцев назад
Considering how many people seem to be paying attention to their phones while driving you might as well assume the person in front of you is as well.
@BradTheDead
@BradTheDead 2 года назад
It is actually insane the levels of disregard people have while driving.
@Bear_Cakes
@Bear_Cakes 2 года назад
I think a lot of people have high levels of disregard all the time, it's just so much more dangerous while driving.
@Br-kc2jy
@Br-kc2jy 2 года назад
Yeah, like stopping, the other day I was driving and the car in front of me stopped and I was like: "Why did you stop you loser? Stop stopping" so, naturally, I flipped them off and they told me that there was a stop sign, they didn't even know those are optional.... Unbelievable
@fightclub6291
@fightclub6291 2 года назад
Are you flipping them off like you were told to??
@uptowndunker6346
@uptowndunker6346 2 года назад
@@Br-kc2jy you are so posed to stop at a stop sign why would a stop sign be their then
@deebz2626
@deebz2626 2 года назад
That same level of disregard put me in the hospital and ruined a massive part of my life
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 2 года назад
i learned about *The Deer And The Windshield* - where was MY *”have fun driving this weapon”* lesson?? 😤
@EvenMoreCheese
@EvenMoreCheese 2 года назад
first
@n3r3sh77
@n3r3sh77 2 года назад
@@EvenMoreCheese you can't be first if you are responding to a comment that was already there >:(
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 2 года назад
@@n3r3sh77 - He never technically said what he did first...
@n3r3sh77
@n3r3sh77 2 года назад
@@piccalillipit9211 Well then, I was the first of my name and my exact birth date (year included) to say "first" while using my index fingers as pretend horns. Yes, yes, I am honored. I expect the medal in 3 work days max. Stop fake pockets btw!
@Arvl.
@Arvl. 2 года назад
Hi checkmark
@Heather-fx7sr
@Heather-fx7sr 2 года назад
“What if someone’s driving the same speed as you?” “Well that’s just creepy-what are they, obsessed with you? Flip them off. That’s a crazy person.”
@Petrol_Sniffa
@Petrol_Sniffa 2 года назад
This is too accurate. These days when you're getting a motorbike licence they will straight up tell you to "drive like nobody else can see you"
@justforever96
@justforever96 Год назад
No, they tell you that because you can't expect people to see you on a bike. They won't see you. So don't expect them to. I am a good driver but you know how many times I have almost pulled out in front of bikes that I didn't see in traffic? Not that bikers don't always expect everyone else to keep an especially close look out because they choose to ride hard to see death machines.
@Petrol_Sniffa
@Petrol_Sniffa Год назад
@@justforever96 That's exactly what I said... They tell you to drive like nobody else can see you...
@tacticallemon7518
@tacticallemon7518 Год назад
@@justforever96because you aren’t paying attention
@xbon1
@xbon1 7 месяцев назад
@@justforever96you shouldn’t be on the road then. They’re just as visible as cars
@realrickyshea
@realrickyshea 2 года назад
I was always told that the slow lane is for drivers doing the speed limit, while the fast lane is for speeding. That is false: the slow lane is for when you're only speeding a little.
@savannahatkins1488
@savannahatkins1488 2 года назад
The slow lane is for going the speed limit... Plus 10 MPH. The fast lane is for going 20 over the speed limit 😓 This is why I moved to the middle of nowhere. I'm more likely to hit a deer than a car
@George_M_
@George_M_ 2 года назад
No, the slow lane is the fast lane because all the people who think they want to go fast are driving the speed limit or lower in the fast lane.
@Brian-tn4cd
@Brian-tn4cd 2 года назад
Down here in Mexico I've never seen anyone follow any set speed limit ever, you follow the speed of the cars which is normally above 20 to 40 km/h of the speed limit, you just learn to anticipate how other people will drive and it is somewhat mitigated by cities having a large amount of speed bumbs everywhere
@Brian-tn4cd
@Brian-tn4cd 2 года назад
@VaderxG when did i insult anyone, i was just stating how saw things were done here in Mexico, and to further explain, say look at my city i live in the outskirts and to get into town in one road the speed limit is 30 Km/h drivers will a lot of the times be going at 50-60 Km/h for that stretch and then there are speed bumps at the end to slow down, for pedestrians there are crossing close or on speed bumps so if you're using proper crossings and are patient its not super dangerous, and there are speed bumps everywhere apart from highways, depending on the road you can find them 8-10 meters apart so while people generally do go faster than the speed limit they are still fairly controlled in areas for pedestrians, if i complain about drivers its more commonly how little respect turn signals and lanes for entering and exits are respected, like in one place in my city where slowdowns are fairly common due to busses and other vehicles forcing themselves into a road merge when they were in the wrong lane for it, it causes lines and then more people wanting to avoid the wait do the same perpetuating the slowdowns
@2008bunnybigenderflux
@2008bunnybigenderflux 2 года назад
@VaderxG Actually, you are more the four eyes calling others four eyes because you are accusing this guy of being an insulting idiot while really, the only one here is you.
@camo6465
@camo6465 2 года назад
“My name is Ed Driver” Ah, looks like someone went to the Ace Attorney character naming department lol
@Vishakha_B897
@Vishakha_B897 2 года назад
I learned that it was wise to say "hey buddy" in an aggressive tone when talking to other angry drivers.
@SheetsGiggles
@SheetsGiggles 2 года назад
In our class the instructor taught us that “buddy,” “chief,” and “champ” were all equally effective in making great friends with other drivers.
@Insert_Bland_Name_Here
@Insert_Bland_Name_Here Год назад
I still remember what my driving teacher said during my first driving lesson. "Assume that nobody else knows how to drive, because most of them don't. You'll come to find out soon enough."
@lyndonwhittaker9176
@lyndonwhittaker9176 2 года назад
Ed: If someone's driving slow in front of you, just get alllll the way on the back of their car. Cool driver: Oh let me get on that thing
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 2 года назад
I'm gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back about me recommending drivers get alllll the way o--...hmm...
@paralysisbyanalysis2287
@paralysisbyanalysis2287 2 года назад
"A loser's maximum is your minimum... write that down, both of you." "I'm not gonna write that down." "Good, that was a test. Only uncool losers write things down." Delightful.
@dragonicbladex7574
@dragonicbladex7574 2 года назад
I was at that exact point while reading this, wow
@paralysisbyanalysis2287
@paralysisbyanalysis2287 2 года назад
@@dragonicbladex7574 It's because you're in the Matrix.
@E_D___
@E_D___ 2 года назад
So, are you an uncool loser?
@paralysisbyanalysis2287
@paralysisbyanalysis2287 2 года назад
@@E_D___ Dang it!.... ya got me.
@paralegalforhire3300
@paralegalforhire3300 2 года назад
I guess I’m a loser. I wrote that down!
@Elyandarin
@Elyandarin 2 года назад
My brother's friend: "If you're going above 50kmph, get in an accident, you could be hospitalized for life with spinal injuries." Me: "Uh-huh. So..." My brother's friend: "So that's why above 50 kmph, I unbuckle my seatbelt. That way, in a crash I'll just die with no suffering." Me: "Um."
@tomasdelcampo2
@tomasdelcampo2 2 года назад
300 IQ
@pap-fr
@pap-fr 2 года назад
"when you get behind the wheel of a car, you are driving a weapon" should be a billboard everywhere in the usa
@brycespencer6732
@brycespencer6732 2 года назад
"Is it gonna be hard to pass the driver's test?" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@XtreeM_FaiL
@XtreeM_FaiL 2 года назад
Oh really?
@gustavopereira4924
@gustavopereira4924 2 года назад
@@XtreeM_FaiL yeah yeah yeah
@UrSammich
@UrSammich 2 года назад
@Jack der Hauptsturmführer WOW WOW WOW...WOW
@tomasdelcampo2
@tomasdelcampo2 2 года назад
*laughs in the tests in Spain which are nearly impossible to pass*
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
i almost crashed on the way out of the parking lot and still passed. super easy, barely an accident.
@jdatlas4668
@jdatlas4668 2 года назад
Getting rammed off the road builds character. Or it snaps your neck, but if you're a bad guy that saves the day!
@erikawendy2393
@erikawendy2393 2 года назад
Underrated comment
@dalpz205
@dalpz205 2 года назад
Is a flip required? I need it to be super easy.
@Zuroslav
@Zuroslav 2 года назад
That's why I never buckle my seatbelt - so I may do a cool backflip through the front window and save the day.
@SynoPTL
@SynoPTL 2 года назад
"Ed driver" is actually a pretty believable name in the Ryanverse, with the last name matching his profession.
@Daemonik
@Daemonik 2 года назад
Ed Driver gives all his students business cards for his friend Jonathan Lawyer, y'know, just in case...
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 2 года назад
Dont cite the deep lore to me, i was there when it was created
@hellatightdude
@hellatightdude 2 года назад
Ryan is a professional George
@artman2oo3
@artman2oo3 2 года назад
When your name matches the class you teach, that’s TIGHT!
@elohimcabrera
@elohimcabrera 2 года назад
Yeah yeah yeah. Speaking of, wasn't there a guy named driver who screwed someone's wife. And that prompted the husband to make the screwdriver.
@meowwaffles6040
@meowwaffles6040 2 года назад
I only recently got my license at 18 because it used to stress me out SO badly. It's fun to see people try to kill me on the road every time I drive (no it's not), but now I'm more confident in my reaction time and decision making while driving.
@LetBBB6345789
@LetBBB6345789 Год назад
There is a fun idea in Europe: you are allowed to drink alcohol (and learn how it affects you) before you are allowed to drive
@tacticallemon7518
@tacticallemon7518 Год назад
@@LetBBB6345789 Europe also has this odd idea called “walkable cities” which, according to my notes, have been illegal in the US for the last 100 or so years
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace 11 месяцев назад
The reason people can't drive drunk is because they don't learn how to drive drunk.
@zwenkwiel816
@zwenkwiel816 5 месяцев назад
​@@LetBBB6345789 some european countries the age for drinking and driving is now the same though, 18
@theponystark
@theponystark 2 года назад
Ryan actually makes ads entertaining. One of the only times I won't skip them.
@TheHomelessDreamer
@TheHomelessDreamer 2 года назад
I agree.. he sold me on getting a bus pass rather than renewing my license.
@sneakyninja3704
@sneakyninja3704 2 года назад
SHEET YOUR BED
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 года назад
-only- *few Irony, man!
@hishu7289
@hishu7289 2 года назад
You need to watch internet historian's ads
@Skylerrelyks93
@Skylerrelyks93 2 года назад
Not even Ryan can get me to watch an ad. I just go into the comments at this point of the video. At least they are 9000x better than nostalgia critic ads. That is just… I don’t have the words to describe it ;_;
@andreweberlein1509
@andreweberlein1509 2 года назад
The third time you stop at a crosswalk: stopping over the crosswalk so all the pedestrians have to walk around your car/truck. You also have the option of illegally turning right on red at "no turn on red" signs so the pedestrians have to dodge out of the way!
@meduimrareberries5888
@meduimrareberries5888 2 года назад
Don’t forget: if you’re going to turn right on a red light without a “no turn on red” you should barrel right as fast as humanly possible, because being able to turn automatically means the red light doesn’t matter at all and that you are required to put everyone else in danger for the sake of feeding your own impatience.
@Vuldari
@Vuldari 2 года назад
It is Horrifying how accurate this is to the way many people drive. I see it every day. It is a miracle I don't see more accidents along my drives than I already do.
@Redbeardian
@Redbeardian 2 года назад
He forgot to tell them if they really insisted on going below the maximum speed limit then it is only acceptable in the passing lane.
@Jerler91
@Jerler91 2 года назад
This helped my sanity so much.... Literally turned my blinkers on before I was making a turn the other day and the car behind me just blared their horns like they couldn't just go around me. Clearly went to this school
@brambleheart
@brambleheart 2 года назад
Wow. I’ve never taken driving lessons and this is so insightful! Now I am confident with my driving skills!
@Jehty_
@Jehty_ 2 года назад
The great thing about driving is that you will learn it as you go. No need for driving lessons. Just get in the car.
@Justsomebodyoninternet
@Justsomebodyoninternet 2 года назад
@@Jehty_ yeah just go ham, just go around bumping into cars and Stuff 😂😂 just kidding
@skiddlywoo7404
@skiddlywoo7404 2 года назад
Kind of funny considering your profile picture
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 года назад
It's a lot like swimming. The best way to learn is to just drive into the ocean. Sea how it goes. You're invincible, tho, so... yubegud.
@crossingplays2155
@crossingplays2155 2 года назад
Ah, you must be a BMW or truck driver ^-^
@aadishkadam
@aadishkadam 2 года назад
In other news, a man in Canada was so outraged at traffic menace that he made a full on RU-vid parody video about it
@beatnikmary
@beatnikmary 2 года назад
Crucially, that Canadian man was talking about *Montreal* drivers. The fear is REAL.
@ColonelSandersLite
@ColonelSandersLite Год назад
There's a couple of key points you forgot - When you're driving at night, remember that your headlights have a dim setting and a bright setting. You should *always* have it on bright because who the hell want's to see less of the road? When you're behind somebody, you should always follow them as close as you can. I would suggest that you allow for no more than half a car length between yourself and the car in front of you, that way nobody else can get between you. If you're up on the highway and somebody is attempting to merge, you should absolutely never move over to let them in. If you're at a stop wanting to turn left or go straight, and there's another guy next to you wanting to turn right, make sure to pull up far enough ahead to completely block his view of oncoming traffic. If he then pulls forward so he can see around you, make sure to pull forward even further so he absolutely can't make his right hand turn before you go. If you're approaching an intersection and the light has already been yellow for five seconds, you should absolutely just go on through. If you're waiting at a red light, be sure to creep forward every couple of seconds so that you're already halfway out into the intersection when it does finally turn green. The law of superior tonnage doesn't apply to you. Feel free to brake check that semi.
@sm5574
@sm5574 2 года назад
"Can anyone tell me what this sign means?" [Shows YIELD sign] "Nobody? Yeah, me neither, so you can just ignore that one."
@screenname8267
@screenname8267 2 года назад
I still remember my first traffic accident. I stopped at an intersection because the light would be red before I entered and the guy behind me ran into the back of my car. He got out screaming and shouting about how was he supposed to know I was going to stop, and why had I decided not to run the light. ...that was over a decade ago and looking at drivers in the same area today, it seems that guy a) Had a huge number of kids b) Has a genetic trait resulting in incredibly rapid physical development in offspring
@FrostBeast5
@FrostBeast5 2 года назад
Not gonna lie, this took me a while to get
@DavidFrost9992
@DavidFrost9992 2 года назад
Do you happen to live in a major city? The rule of thumb for places like these is that you cannot begin to apply your brake until the end of the yellow light and the beginning of the red light form a pumpkin orange hue. Otherwise you are a crazy person and everyone flips you off. I get flipped off a lot. Yellow is the caution color.
@ki-kodevorne7318
@ki-kodevorne7318 2 года назад
@@DavidFrost9992 As long as you don't stop right on the beginning of a yellow light, it's fine. Anyone hits you and it's completely their blind idiocy at fault.
@LightHawKnight
@LightHawKnight 2 года назад
@@ki-kodevorne7318 You should be fine unless your car has no brake lights. People should be driving based on car length per 10 mph and that should give more than enough time to also brake.
@John231984
@John231984 2 года назад
Why you don't drive like a maniac (Not you) Also, why you should try to keep at least a cars length difference (at least( when you're behind someone, incase you need to suddenly stop,
@graysongrahamcracker8573
@graysongrahamcracker8573 2 года назад
I would only trust a driving instructor who keeps lots of alcohol in his car. We need more people like Ed in the world
@14cypris
@14cypris Год назад
totally expected the follow up to "these are machines weighing over a ton and lives are at stake so remember" to be: old people are worth 5 points because they are slow and have bad reflexes, kids are 10 because they are dumb but quick, and adults are 25 because they understand how dangerous cars are and are still quick enough to get out of the way.
@FancyFreestyler
@FancyFreestyler 2 года назад
I love the Cars go vroom vroom and the cars go beep beep sings they really adds to the driving lessons and gives you a better understanding of these weapons!
@brunomarques3161
@brunomarques3161 2 года назад
Ryan is the only creator whose ads I watch with the same enthusiasm I watch the main content, that's just a sign of how good he is!
@martimclaudino4418
@martimclaudino4418 2 года назад
"I'm just gonna buy a bus pass" The bus driver who attended the same school: *I am inevitable*
@durere
@durere 2 года назад
Goooood one
@gosucab944
@gosucab944 2 года назад
The thing is the bus driver is more immortal than someone in a car.
@Jehty_
@Jehty_ 2 года назад
Yep, my bus driver who is reading magazines while driving definitely went to this school.
@thegoose4650
@thegoose4650 2 года назад
I am groot
@Ghost10251
@Ghost10251 Год назад
What I've learned on the road & traffic school. 3 rules. 1. You must take responsibility for your driving. 2. You have no rights, you have only duties/restrictions that you must follow as safely as possible to the best of your ability in any given situation. 3. You must cooperate and use courtesy while driving around all other traffic especially pedestrians.
@mitchjohnson4714
@mitchjohnson4714 2 года назад
When I moved to California, I noticed that absolutely everyone, if they chose to signal, did so no more than 1/4 of a second before they changed lanes. I was annoyed at this and thought it was terrible, until I realized why: Absolutely nobody responds positively to a signal that you are changing lanes. They will often take it as a signal to speed up to make sure you don't come into their lane. The one thing they will not do it make sure you have the room to come into their lane. So signaling actually just makes it harder to change lanes.
@peacefulcreativity444
@peacefulcreativity444 Год назад
someone did this to me just today. i was signaling to get into left lane as per usual work route and the car behind was way behind me when i checked my rear and i could tell they were speeding up just as they saw me trying to change lanes when it would have been far more practical for them to have just remained at the speed limit and let me get into the lane 🙄 that’s why i am careful changing lanes though lol i won’t do it if they’re forcing ME to speed like a maniac too
@cantthinkofnameyeah7249
@cantthinkofnameyeah7249 Год назад
Oh I always speed up if someone uses blinker unless there's a place they could be turning to. If i let people in they sit in front of my car going slow. Learned from experience if you see a blinker speed up fast enough to leave a gal behind you.
@Bork_In_Volcanic
@Bork_In_Volcanic Год назад
Sounds like California is a place full of psychopath drivers.
@butWhyDad
@butWhyDad Год назад
@@cantthinkofnameyeah7249 dumb... It doesn't happen nowhere near often
@cantthinkofnameyeah7249
@cantthinkofnameyeah7249 Год назад
@@butWhyDad Maybe not for people that drive like turtles lmao
@th3element
@th3element 2 года назад
"Using the blinker to sync up to the music" mini game is TIGHT 😎
@allenlavine1351
@allenlavine1351 2 года назад
It is super easy barely a inconvenience
@chickencurry420
@chickencurry420 2 года назад
This is too accurate, considering I was riding my bike last night and almost got hit by not 1, not 2, but 3 jackasses that don't understand how turn signals or crosswalks work within the span of a single hour
@onesob13
@onesob13 2 года назад
@@rockyrocker23 that's not 100% true, depends on local conditions But even if it were: turning traffic always has to yield to straight-moving traffic
@firstname405
@firstname405 2 года назад
@@onesob13 bingo
@karikling6751
@karikling6751 Год назад
@@rockyrocker23 If they were crossing from a sidewalk(which is illegal to do in a lot of areas, but not all), they use the crosswalk. If they were crossing from the road(which is legal everywhere), they use the same part of the road as cars do.
@justforever96
@justforever96 Год назад
If you were riding your bike you shouldn't have been using crosswalks. Bikes are vehicles, they are supposed to use to road like other vehicles. Crosswalks are for pedestrians, not for people who think they can get the best of both worlds by getting all the benefits of a vehicle and all the benefits of being a pedestrian as well. Damn right if I see some asshole trying to use a cross_walk_ on a bike I am not going to stop. What you are doing there is illegally trying to pull your vehicle into a traffic lane in front of the car travelling on it. As a driver _you_ are obligated to stop and wait for the traffic to stop before crossing in front of them. In fact you aren't supposed to be using the sidewalks and crosswalks at all, but they never enforce it.
@dubiousinformation1756
@dubiousinformation1756 Год назад
@@justforever96 Ah yes, because trying to run over a guy on a bike for using crosswalks to avoid getting run over by lunatics like yourself in the first place is totally sane and reasonable.
@DreamsAreLies
@DreamsAreLies 2 года назад
There isn’t a new comedian out there that’s made me outwardly giggle as much as you, in all honesty. Thank you. Genuinely.
@pjabrony8280
@pjabrony8280 2 года назад
These sketches are great and clearly a lot of work goes into them. Ryan has to put on an outfit, say one short line, then completely change outfits to a different character for the next line, over and over.
@killthislove5782
@killthislove5782 2 года назад
I think he just records all the lines for one character then changes clothes and says the lines of another character so he doesn't have to keep changeing outfits etc. And then just edits it and puts them in the right order
@pjabrony8280
@pjabrony8280 2 года назад
@@killthislove5782 If you watch the video, it's different outfits each line in order.
@ryansullivan3085
@ryansullivan3085 2 года назад
@@pjabrony8280 ..what?
@catwhowalksbyhimself
@catwhowalksbyhimself 2 года назад
@@pjabrony8280 I really hope you are joking.
@prion42
@prion42 2 года назад
And he has to keep ripping that moustache off and putting it back on
@matthewwheeler469
@matthewwheeler469 2 года назад
"A loser's maximum is your minimum." Literally so true. If you're driving in the left lane, you have to be going at least 25 MPH over the speed limit or people lose their minds.
@andrewbauer5201
@andrewbauer5201 2 года назад
They don't call it the fast lane for no reason 😂
@austenhead5303
@austenhead5303 2 года назад
Well, you do have to be moving compared to the right lane, and if there's someone behind you who wants to go faster, then you need to move over and let them pass. It's not your job to enforce the speed limit for everyone behind you. There's nothing I hate more than people who get in the left lane and then just SIT there, blocking the road for everybody else - what do they think the left lane is for? Because it SEEMS they think it's for people who want to go just a teeny bit faster than the right lane to camp out in.
@matthewwheeler469
@matthewwheeler469 2 года назад
@@austenhead5303 I get where you're coming from, and I agree that you shouldn't be poking around in the left lane for long. I'm not a very fast driver and generally avoid the left lane. But what gets me is when I have to get in the left lane for just a few seconds to make a turn and people lose their minds because you're not going 100 MPH. Of course this is only on the smaller roads near where I live. There are no left turns on the interstates, so I agree that you should not be in the left lane on those unless you're going fast.
@austenhead5303
@austenhead5303 2 года назад
@@matthewwheeler469 Oh. To be fair I was only talking about roads where there ARE no left turns. Interstate, etc.
@panda4247
@panda4247 2 года назад
Still, the left lane is for overtaking slower vehicles. If there is a truck going 90-100 km/h in the right lane and I am going 130 or so, I will use the left lane to overtake it. Then I will go back to the left lane (but after a safe distance, not like 3 meters in front of the truck...). But there is always some macho going 160 or so who can see from far behind you that you are overtaking a truck or two, but still goes his 160 and slows to your speed literally 2 meters behind you. That is utterly unsafe.
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад
“Nobody on the road matters but you. Write that down.” People in Utah: *furious scribbling sounds* For those of you who don’t know, Utah has some of the WORST driving records in the country. They literally have “this is how many people have died on our roads this month” signs on the highway and it’s never not triple digit
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
i wanna know how many people have died in crashes from looking at the "this many people have died" signs.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
@Jack der Hauptsturmführer 😂😂😆😆
@ericbeilmann3649
@ericbeilmann3649 2 года назад
According to the Burau of Transportation Statistics it says Utah had 248 highway fatalities in 2019. When compared to other states 36 others had more with Texas in the lead with 3615 that year.
@Doomzdeh
@Doomzdeh Год назад
Honestly, I took my Driver’s Test during 2021 when the pandemic was still a big thing. They legit asked me to drive around the parking lot and park after 5 minutes, then asked me two questions about parking on hills. And I passed. There’s no level of skill or responsibility involved at all. And I still don’t get why we leave the teaching to parents when most of them don’t even know how to drive.
@tacticallemon7518
@tacticallemon7518 Год назад
What bothers me is that it’s not standardized I’ve been told by a lot of people that the test in my city is far easier than any neighboring cities, to the point where it’s almost impossible to book a test after noon oh, and people drive upwards of an hour to take the test As in people deliberately go out of their way to make sure their kid doesn’t need to know how to drive well, to be legally allowed to drive Idk if that’s poor parenting, or poor governing or just because it’s impossible to get around without driving
@lucasmarinho6816
@lucasmarinho6816 2 года назад
00:06 In Ryanverse everybody has their last name related to their professions. The name "Ed Driver" is unbelievable in this case because he is definitely not qualified for this job
@wiiink
@wiiink 2 года назад
my teaching instructor was, and I cannot stress this enough, the most cowboy a driving instructor could possibly be. In class the man used his cowboy hat to demonstrate a steering wheel. Absolutely unshakable too, just calmly spittin his tobacco while I almost crash the car on several occasions
@Riwillion
@Riwillion 2 года назад
I envy you. My instructor was extremely choleric, and would instantly yell at me at the slightest mistake or oversight every driving session we had. Shit was way too stressful. I would easily pick getting into a car accident over having to endure those 20+ hours again.
@elisecode2212
@elisecode2212 2 года назад
I was taking driving lessons at the same time as my bf at the time and we each had an interesting character for an instructor and we’d describe them to each other. One day we were hanging out at my house and he had his instructor pick him up there. Instructor: “you know the girl who lives here?” Bf: “yeah that’s my gf.” Instructor: “I teach her!” Yeah turns out it was the same guy the whole time.
@pjp9383
@pjp9383 2 года назад
@@Riwillion oh man, you're giving me flashbacks here. I had one instructor like that, who never coached me into situations, but yelled and reached over to yank the steering wheel if I wasn't doing something right. And I don't mean yank the steering wheel bc we were about to crash. More like, if we were pulling up to an intersection to make a left turn, and he felt I wasn't far enough over in the lane, he'd grab the wheel and jerk it hard to the left, rather than saying "Ok, as you pull into the intersection here, you'll want to be as far left in the lane as you can be, so you can better see when there's a break in traffic coming." Or he'd grab the steering wheel when I was parallel parking, rather than telling me how to do it. Like, I was supposed to translate for myself what position the car was in, and why and how to replicate it the next time. I eventually told him that if he didn't learn to "use his words" (something they teach kindergartners) that I would need to switch to a different instructor. He got a bit better after that, but when I failed my first driving test, I decided to take a couple of in-car classes with a different. Two hours total with the 2nd guy taught me everything the first guy hadn't taught me properly in 10 hours. 2nd guy showed me diagrams of things, had me pull off the road so he could talk me through how he wanted me to approach the next intersection or parking job, etc. Night and day difference!
@Riwillion
@Riwillion 2 года назад
@@pjp9383 Yeah, that sounds a lot like my instructor as well lol.
@DavidLinn
@DavidLinn 2 года назад
i live in a town surrounded by ranches and farms. i can confirmed that cowboys are the most relaxed people you will ever meet. like stoners, but more productive
@YonkoDGoofy
@YonkoDGoofy 2 года назад
"So, if you're in a playful mood you can just slow down a little bit..Otherwise, just TEAR through it. You're in control here." I made the same exact sound and headshake Blue Shirt guy did at this part.
@AegixDrakan
@AegixDrakan Год назад
I get the feeling that a LOT of my fellow Quebecois took these exact lessons... I'm looking at *you* dude with a big truck going 70 in a 30 zone, and at *you* everyone who drove full speed through a blinking red light and *ESPECIALLY YOU* dude in a taxi who forced me to roll through 3 stop signs because otherwise I'd have been rear-ended by you each and every time. Stop means *S T O P !*
@user-ur1nv9ol2l
@user-ur1nv9ol2l 2 года назад
"Oh, rolling right through stop signs is TIGHT!" "Yes, sir, it is..."
@kristibrown1159
@kristibrown1159 2 года назад
And it’s super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
@spasjt
@spasjt 2 года назад
@@kristibrown1159 Oh, really!?
@kristibrown1159
@kristibrown1159 2 года назад
@@spasjt Yeah you just gotta press down on the gas pedal and zoom right across! It’s very cool.
@chrisward1292
@chrisward1292 2 года назад
If Ryan uploaded pitch meetings on his own channel he would have all of screen rant's subscribers plus his own.
@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 2 года назад
I'm sure I'm not the only one who discovered Ryan because of Pitch Meetings.
@durere
@durere 2 года назад
What is Screen Rant if not his second channel? I'm saying he's the only reason I visit them.
@KnuckleHunkybuck
@KnuckleHunkybuck 2 года назад
Almost certainly. I unsubbed from Screen Rant because of the constant stream of garbage in my feed with only the occasional pitch meeting. Now I just check in every couple months to catch up.
@haleyw5677
@haleyw5677 2 года назад
@@KnuckleHunkybuck same
@Jehty_
@Jehty_ 2 года назад
@@KnuckleHunkybuck I just saved the Pitch Meeting playlist. Makes checking super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@PrinceOfThieves666
@PrinceOfThieves666 2 года назад
I like how Ryan's made a whole sketch to get out his anger at other drivers
@GolemDude
@GolemDude 2 года назад
“A loser’s maximum is your maximum” cracked me up because it is so true for some people making sure they aren’t wasting going below the speed limit
@persontheguyman223
@persontheguyman223 2 года назад
"I'm faster than fast quicker than quick, I am lightning" -me when I see Rian's video release a minute ago
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 2 года назад
*Ryan
@Sam_995
@Sam_995 2 года назад
My favourite part of the car is the different gears like D for day, N for night and R for race
@Asharra12
@Asharra12 2 года назад
Yep that R for race will definitely get you first place! 🥇
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 2 года назад
🤣🤣 that's actually very clever
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 2 года назад
The countdown part is handy 2.
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 2 года назад
@@brucebaker810 🤣
@chocochipjewel
@chocochipjewel 2 года назад
This fucking hurts to read and imagine 😂😭
@4thworldwilderness390
@4thworldwilderness390 2 года назад
The most deadly thing ever, circling a roundabout while jamming the song "you spin me around"... you get carried away and then people start honking and dying, never ends well.
@MariaTex3
@MariaTex3 11 месяцев назад
You forgot about making sure you drive down the center lane (which is definitely not meant only for turning) because it's actually a special lane specifically for cool people.
@zackyboi2048
@zackyboi2048 2 года назад
FINALLY! About time someone gets it. No one else I know understands that driving unsafely has no consequences.
@TechDove
@TechDove 2 года назад
Literally none at all! You are immortal
@RealEngineering
@RealEngineering 2 года назад
Laughed more at the ad than at the video, and that’s fucking impressive
@rishiparitala88
@rishiparitala88 2 года назад
Agreed
@nickyang1143
@nickyang1143 2 года назад
Did u go buy some sheet?
@Nevenblue
@Nevenblue 2 года назад
Amazing xD
@thomasreese2816
@thomasreese2816 2 года назад
If you gift, you can leave a nice warm sheet in a loved one's bed
@wrongway1100
@wrongway1100 2 года назад
Wow
@00Marche00
@00Marche00 2 года назад
Ryan George's videos are one of the things i look forward to every week...
@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 2 года назад
Him being funny is one of the few things I can always count on. 👍
@Zinervawyrm
@Zinervawyrm 2 года назад
The instructor forgot about the part when turning right, always do it when another car is in the middle of driving pass you to test them if they can dodge you. And when turning left, stick out so far into the intersection that you actually block the flow of traffic; that way everyone can admire your sweet ride!
@ellokordable
@ellokordable 2 года назад
Bruh. Ryan is on point with everything, thats why I love this man. People on New Jersey drive like fockin kids, I wonder what other parts of the US, are like this.
@logandh2
@logandh2 2 года назад
It’s like this everywhere, it’s just not as noticeable in places with smaller populations
@ericvaninwegen6384
@ericvaninwegen6384 2 года назад
This vid was basically the convo between the two types of drivers in Rhode Island. Rule #1 for driving in RI is don't trust a turn signal. People either don't use them, or somehow manage to have them stay on for miles after the turn.
@Ultimatum0000
@Ultimatum0000 2 года назад
I live in Omaha and we're ranked one of the worst cities of drivers
@theponystark
@theponystark 2 года назад
What other parts? All of them. Literally all of them.
@ImperialWarrior6490
@ImperialWarrior6490 2 года назад
That ain't just New Jersey, that's everywhere in the US.
@beardlessdragon
@beardlessdragon 2 года назад
Ryan, I can feel every moment of your pain and rage behind this skit and I empathize with all of it
@derpmang5539
@derpmang5539 2 года назад
People actually do drive like this and that makes me want to kiss the earth everytime I park... thankful that I survived.
@travissmith2848
@travissmith2848 2 года назад
Missed the part where if you see someone trying to get into _your_ lane you have to speed up or slow down to stop them from being able to because it is *your* lane.
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