The Earliest Show: Outtakes & Bloopers 

I watch this fully every 6 months

Ben loves to force Lauren into her bits. "Tell then about your mug collection"

“He says you’re beautiful is he an expert?” “Well ya gotta believe him” “ *10,000 hours of practice* “ “W h a t a r e u t a l k i n a b o u t ? “

Now I'm sad we didn't get more of Mark. He's a master of awkward.

Ben is a genius at leading questions. His improv school background is obvious

This show was the weirdest and longest Cap'n Crunch cereal ad I've ever seen

Mark crushing on Sam is such a simple concept for a bit, but they're so fucking hilarious that it kills me every time.

I love how Lauren is deep in character the whole time and Ben is just being himself

an hour of Lauren Lapkus improvising in character? with Ben Schwartz?? that i can watch with my eyes??? praise the comedy gods

The correct order of watching is these outtakes, the full show, and then back to these outtakes

Lapkus is an improv genius.

"2 minutes till commercial" OH MY GOD IM DYING!!!!!!

It hurts to know this masterpiece didn't become a viral hit, like i wish this was something everybody knew about so i could reference it all the time because so many bits of this are gold. i mean theres amount of memes and quotes are more than we get from normal long running comedy tv shows

Every time I watch this I can’t believe how good Mark is

I think I'm going to start saying "that's lunch" whenever I do something awkward.

I love how much Mark just defaulted to "lunch", can't believe that didn't make it into the show

i love they tell mark something stupid and he just goes with it

I know the punch is fake, I KNOW it is, but Jake’s reaction makes me question it every time I watch

"True or false, how many cavities do you have?"

Joe Hartzler's timing at 49:38 was perfect. You never see Reggie break but that was way too funny.

Mark deseved a bigger role!! I don't believe in guard dogs... when you can do it yourself?

"Follow up question... what are you gonna do abut it?"

This show is so criminally good that I feel bad watching it for free.

49:30 "2 minutes until commercial." Ben (full muppet) - "WHAAAAAAT?"

this cured my depression, fed my family, grew my crops and payed off my student loans

I can't believe I watched that whole thing. I've never even watched the actual series lmao

"i was locked in a department store and i found a turtleneck and bought it when they open next morning" "Did you ever wear it?" "No i returned it" HAHAHAHAH that was awesome

When Mark throws the pen down a second time because he "clicked it too hard" and Lauren responds with "oh, so you NEVER write!"....that was HILARIOUS improv.

Covid-19 silver-lining, I discover this on RU-vid while in quarantine!

"Why are you looking at me like I'm against you?" The whole hour is great but those last couple minutes are so funny.

my apartment has 4 bedrooms 2 baths baths? what? huh? what? huh? what? baths? huh? what? baths? baths? TUBS! tubs? Tubs? TUBTUBS! TUBS? baths? what? huh? WH0O? what? baths? I SHOWER AT TRUCK STOPS!

"Oh so you never write" is one of the greatest improv lines ever

Whoever edited this thing is a god damned saint!

The bit about Arielle Vandenberg's mom at 56:20 had me rolling on the floor.

The celebrity interviews made me have to pause the vid 😂😂 "Thomas Centerhole"

I will never ever stop re-watching this. There's three things that must never stop existing on the internet: Conan remotes, The Earliest Show, and that one video where that cat did that cute thing

Funny Or Die, I love you now. A full hour of gold.

Holy shit, this is the best. My most sincere thanks to Ben, Lauren, Funny or Die, and of course the Cap'n. Please make The Earliest Show an actual show!

I love how when Ben says "Mark, don't do....." He is actually setting him up to do that.

Funny or Die, please give more focus and funding to these writers, this talent and this style of show because it's amazing! Simple set up, great characters and I'm literally watching your hour long blooper real

Love Ben Shwartz's work but I think Mark is the best part for me

"How many times have you been to the dentist?" "I haven't..." "He's never been." "I have hard teeth."

This team honestly feels like a family that I miss every time the video ends.

Lauren Lapkus is so incredibly witty and funny

The Josh’s impression of Sam bit is literally the funniest thing EVER. 33:55 for future me to enjoy

"Ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit, Uh oh!"

Arielle Vandenberg at 55:35 made me absolutely lose it.

17:27 Ben's face after this is killing me

The chef freaking out about when he last ate made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha

“You’re not my boss! Are you my dad?” [shrugs]

Not many improvisors would be quick enough to improvise not being able to fly a plane. Lauren is a genius.

"Doody-ing in the toi-toi". I don't know how I can fit that in a conversation, but I have to now.

Wow. You guys werent kidding about having a lot of bloopers

22:25 I love how even when everyone is keeping a straight face, it takes one laugh from Ben and they all break.

I love that they are always about to get lunch despite it being the Earliest show

"Take a compliment, cuz God i'm giving them." - Mark

47:16 lmao the way Joe calls for the reset at the end of that clip kills me, so good

So I started that video thinking just a few minutes... an hour later I just watched all of it. 0_0

The character of Mark was so much more fleshed out in the outtakes, the real story line of him being in love with Lauren was all in the outtakes, and it was perfection.

Mark is amazing. his little "what?" lmaoO

The happiest sound in the world is Ben Schwartz's laugh.

My personal favorite moments timestamped for reference: 0:53 $#!t or thinking? 1:26 Fire 2:05 'so you're doing bad' 4:28 'i never thought of that 6:00 'what are your thoughts on death' 7:38 standing to pee 8:09 video games 10:12 pinch-man 10:54 rejected from improv class 11:23 Sam does propwork 12:02 spanking 13:28 'mark it up' 15:24 kaarl 16:31 rick & the naughty business 17:15 sam's accent work 17:44 'somebody's got a crush' 19:40 arm extensions 20:21 banksy 21:26 Santa 21:57 Sam might have a date 22:29 'you talking to meow' 22:50 the hot dog crew 23:50 Mark says something nice 24:25 Why don't we make cds 25:06 How Mark would take sam out 25:25 Dancin' to the social wall 27:08 Josh breaks the social wall 28:17 Follow up question 29:51 Buried grandma 30:47 Sam got mugged 31:41 Mark names the interns 32:05 Truffle hunting 33:01 Sam's drumroll 33:55 Josh's Sam impression 35:10 Sam enters on highway exits 36:01 Mark shares a story 38:59 Mark's magic headset 40:31 'you sneezed from your vagina' 41:01 'are you my dad' 41:55 Thomas Middleditch lullaby 42:34 Sam's squirrel tails 43:22 Mark get's dunked on 44:22 Middleditch is sweating from his sweat pads 45:09 'it's america's hoax' 45:24 uncle louie's dead 45:56 uncle louie wakes up 46:05 'just like I always been' 46:19 thomas centerhole 46:57 "who thinks that emily is coming back" 47:17 Josh punches Mark 48:30 'terry, how's lunch looking?' 48:45 between the scenes 50:11 Josh rants at the gib 50:34 Brian says no 51:07 ha ha haaa buddy 51:15 'huh' 'what' 'bath' 'tubs' 52:12 dark childhood 52:42 half Pitt half horse 53:03 'the whole thing won't fit in your mouth' 53:27 earthquake kit 54:29 Emily's favorite fruit 54:38 Ricardo the vet 54:45 quick maths 55:01 9x8=72 55:33 Georgia chooch 56:05 almost real leather 56:35 "yes...oh, no...yes" 56:59 hot plate 57:26 "confident & sexy" 57:46 Mark relates things 58:36 The plug is stuck 58:54 Mark has to kiss Josh 1:00:01 "I may not be a smart man..." 1:00:15 Chef Tommy has a lunch crisis 1:01:07 Crisis pt. 2 1:02:39 Mark's bar scene 1:02:53 suck a d--- 1:03:00 "felt like lunch" 1:03:09 "f***ing trainwreck"

Wow the colors of his suits kinda match the stage of grief that each episode is about. Mostly just the red for anger and dark purple for depression but you could say the other ones kinda match. And it starts and ends with a blue suit.

"take a compliment, cause god im givin em" is absolute gold

Josh: "What's your worst nightmare?" Mark: "Standing up to pee." LOL!

The energy is so fantastic! Mark is a perfect foil. Thanks for throwing this extra bit together- truly entertaining. What I would give to hang out on this show... lol

The back and forth at 5:04 literally KILLS ME I can't stop rewatching it. Lauren is the queen of weird but perfect noises

The longest I have slept: 28hours and then about two months ago I slept for almost 30. Also, these are the best: 21:57 Because I like angry Mark 25:31 Dance Montage! 28:18 you can watch his thoughts on his face 33:02 best use of "woof" 41:08 because of course 55:34 I don't know who she is, but she's adorable 56:32 Plus she's down with mom And then every scene with Jake Johnson

The best part about Bens improv in everything he does is how he forces people into bits.

She reminds me of Kristin wiig's impression of kathie lee. This is so funny

Who would've thought Mark would steal the show, he is hilarious omg

This is getting me through this global pandemic. They are all good but Mark is by far the best part of these bloopers. He should have been more in the regular show.

51:14 baths? What? Huh? Baths? Tubs? What?.... I shower at Truck Stops 😂😂🤣

Incredible performances...not too many actors can go that deep and still remain intellectually present.

1- the internet failed me waiting till today to show me this. 2- Ben is a bomb ass dancer.

There is no way this is all just improv. Apart from the occasional laughing, everything flowed so well together in each scene. This is why I love you Ben but I now have a newfound love for Lauren and Joe as well! Y'all are amazing.

I wish this was 9 hours.

i feel like the Sam and Mark romantic subplot was to edited out of the show.

The fact that this entire project is essentially just one long Cap'n Crunch commercial just makes it perfect.

"I shower at truck stops" after the whole "Huh?" "What??" back and forth KILLS me.

Wow an hour of Ben Schwartz! This made my day!

I think this video is now going to be what I name when people ask my favorite movie.

55:28 genuine reaction from Ben here "wow you really do know pigeons!" and then the "YUPP" just wild improv, this is great

lauren lapkus comes up with the most ridiculous ideas. she's brilliant. my favorite characters she does are big sue, todd, and pamela from big bear

"if you swim in maple syrup, is your towel a pancake?"

I got an ad right at about 53:00 when the icecream cone was midair. I never felt more suspense in my life.

"Nah, I returned it." The department store story gets me every time.

"They say I'm an accent expert." "Yeah, I bet, I MUST know who says that."

Lauren Lapkus is hilarious. This is amazing!

the cost of lunch must be through the roof

Lauren's array of facial expressions are terrific

Loved the "my wiiifffeee", CBB sneaking in there

The mental image of Lauren spinning in a 360 to high five someone will delight me forever

"Oh wow you really do breed pigeons!"

"Why'd you draw a skull?" "I gotta head out" =my entire life

I love how the beginning of the video is just Hereditary music and then it immediately transforms into happy fun times.

41:27 Reggie harmonizing the "Emily" was so the best thing.

Tell me I’m not alone in falling asleep to this every night

"mark, i love that you hide your rat tail down your shirt" and then, a waterfall of spit erupted from my mouth