1:47-1:52 *My Grandpa:* Look Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? *Me trying to leave the dinner table but Grandpa keeps telling stories:* Good, good, that's just what I wanted to hear.
Kronk's three meals of the day: Morning: Salad Noon: Salad Night: Salad, but occasionally dessert. Look at this mans, we should only eat salad and brownies.
3:07 when my parents dont close the door when they leave Parents: "No hard feeling about (an open door), right?" Me: "None whatsoever." *slowly imagines a painful death for them*
“4 combos extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, the catch of the day, and a stake cut in the shape of a *bleep* “ “...” “Got all that hunny?” *”nope”*
this is like the perfect example of ytps using a familiiar property with jokes that most of us already know the punchlines to, and giving us a new punchline