The end 😂😂😂  

Cement won't lose its form 30 years from now.

No, cement is also inexpensive to lay.

You can't motorboat cement.

Cement doesn't complain, nag, talk, or have an attitude. 😂

Cement isn't after your wallet.

Came here for the cement comments...you guys didn't disappoint😂

Cement won't get jealous if you look at other cement

Cement will remain useful for a long time, costs way less to maintain, and doesn’t complain because it has a job to do.

What's the cement girl's OF?

Cement won't take half your stuff, your kids, and 1/2 your income for the rest of your life.

Cement doesn't complain when you touch without asking, let alone drilling xD

Cement will be flat after you lay it.

Your dad is still proud of his cement driveway.

Cement looks the same in 10 years...

If you put your hands in wet cement, it will give you a good impression.

Cement doesn’t bounce 😂

We all are here for same reason😂😂

Difference is cement will hold its form and use after heavy traffic 🤷‍♂️

One is hard the other makes me ....😂

The difference is that cement is hard to lay... 😂🤷‍♂️😂🤷‍♂️

Ok, but man of culture ... her name????

Came here for the cement jokes. Not disappointed.

After you lay cement, it will still be there the next day

Cement won't sleep with other guys

Her name is Carly Jane. See you planetside boys.

Time ....cement get stronger and you get old !!😂

No silicone inside cement..😅

Cement > cemen

You expect cement to have a rod up the middle?

There is no difference, once you lay cement it dries up.

Bill Burr “I WAS THINKIN IT, AND YOU FKN SAID IT” lmfao

Cement never has a "headache""

Putting my finger in the cement is totally safe.

The wobbling after the "hey" 😂😂😂

So many differences between cement and her in the comments !! 😅🤣😂

Cement is cheaper to take care of.

Cement is harder to lay 😂

men of culture we meet again...

I've never tried to nail or screw cement but I've always plaster with white stuff

On the first one you both get easier to work with after liquid is added

Yup. Cement last longer

Tice nits

You never see a crew of black guys laying cement?

Cement dont ask stupid questions

Cement has never been sculpted into something so fine

GORGEOUS ❤❤❤❤❤

Cement is to concrete as flour is to bread...

Cement hurts when you fall on it, But Love hurts you Even More if you Fall in it.

Cement is for the streets... and so are you. 😂🤣😂🤣

I know the difference. Cement has a use!!

Cement doesn't open its mouth. SHOUT OUT FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.

Cement gets wet when i first lay it. 😢

Everybody only reacts on the first girl😂😂

Cement can stay so long 😅

Love how literally every comment is about cement 😂😂😂

You can pound cement... oh wait

Cement doesn't hang down 10years from now 💀

Funny watch this and begin this video that lady is beautiful!!🤣🤣🤣

Cement will only sag to a certain extent over it's lifetime

Cement will cure. J/S.

Cement will eventually crack but you will wrinkle .

One is poured the other is laid.

Cement doesn’t have prescription for an STD?!…

Cement is poured. You are stacked.

Cement won't forget my birthday!

Cement is useful and does it's job all day everyday... It doesn't try to convince me that it's a 10 when clearly it's exactly the same as all the other cement in the world... It holds me up, and catches me when I fall... Doesn't even care if I wash it, dress it up, or even pee on it... It's always there for me😅

Cement is useful!

Cement doesn't bounce 😂

А её близняшки классно подпрыгивают!👏🎉👍

Cement gets hard on it's own, you make life hard on your own!

lovely lungs. i want them so much.

Cement can support a house on its own

The woman "with the breasts" is may be a little childish, but she has humor, a friendly face and she is beautiful.

Im guessing you mean concrete? Cement is the glue that holds that top up! 😂😂😂

You can care about how your cement turns out 😂

...cement and me." staring me: "Oh I'm sorry were you saying something..?"

The bags are the same 80 pounds that they’ve been for the last 75 years.

Cement can handle being under pressure

Cement has more brain cells.

making cement wet makes it strong, making you wet makes you weak. which revs up my engine even more! VROOM VROOM! 😂🤣❤

The girl tripping the guy was gold 🤣👏🏻

These come backs are GOLD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When cement gets old and breaks up, you can lay new cement.

Cement hasn't lost it's sense of humor from thinking concretely...

Yea, cement is useful for something.

💀 naw bro if i say what im thinking thats too wild

el de la escalera como dolió

You can use cement whenever you want for as long as you want and it never gets tired or complains

Cement makes a good foundation.

😂 damn cement roast in chat lowkey brutal

First girl name?

Cement will still be there 30 years later.

Cment last long, r u?😂😂😂😂

Everyone is all talking bout that first chick. When u got another chick running straight into a ladder😂 😂😂😂😂😂 but no one is talking bout lmao

cement last longer and stable

Cement wont ask you to mix it again right after you're done

Nice sharing video

1. Is cement cheaper to lay? 2. Cement is usually flat? 3. When you lay on cement it can't get pregnant. 4. Cement isn't HOT! 5. Cement doesn't fart? 6. Cement can't make my sticker peck out! 7. Cement just lays there when you are in it.

Yes I do. Cement doesn't jiggle

Cement is a fluffy grey powder, you mean concrete.