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@that_thing_I_do
@that_thing_I_do 15 дней назад
Cement won't lose its form 30 years from now.
@DoNE021
@DoNE021 15 дней назад
And cement are quiet
@gauravchakravarty7651
@gauravchakravarty7651 15 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂wahhahahaha
@nosedigger94
@nosedigger94 15 дней назад
Damn, brutal but funny af
@luistrevino5959
@luistrevino5959 14 дней назад
Is that the answer?! I was going to add. "It does bounce, like your boobs!"
@jeffreyzaleski6904
@jeffreyzaleski6904 14 дней назад
Damn.
@Tomcatntbird
@Tomcatntbird 8 дней назад
Cement doesn't complain, nag, talk, or have an attitude. 😂
@frankhinstine9161
@frankhinstine9161 13 дней назад
No, cement is also inexpensive to lay.
@Jay-hr3rh
@Jay-hr3rh 10 дней назад
Oooooh shit!!!! 💯%
@jiggidyjam
@jiggidyjam 10 дней назад
You’ve never worked in concrete obviously
@mlanzer2278
@mlanzer2278 7 дней назад
@@jiggidyjam No shit. $160/yd in NW OH
@whatliesbeneathurbanexplor1631
@whatliesbeneathurbanexplor1631 6 дней назад
Where she lays on layers😂
@Nayr747
@Nayr747 4 дня назад
Inexpensive? I just got a quote for $40k to do a 1,300 sq ft area.
@billycranston5481
@billycranston5481 10 дней назад
Cement will remain useful for a long time, costs way less to maintain, and doesn’t complain because it has a job to do.
@migg7888
@migg7888 8 дней назад
You'll only be able to tap it once though, before it hardens up.
@carlbruschnigjr1757
@carlbruschnigjr1757 День назад
It also doesn't complain when you look at other cement.
@drjeckyller
@drjeckyller 9 дней назад
Cement doesn't complain when you touch without asking, let alone drilling xD
@WaYsTiiD
@WaYsTiiD 8 дней назад
Wtf is wrong with you fuckin rapeo
@kh40yr
@kh40yr 10 дней назад
Cement isn't after your wallet.
@kevinc1001
@kevinc1001 15 дней назад
Cement doesn’t bounce 😂
@ericcharles7632
@ericcharles7632 9 дней назад
No but titties do 😂
@frederickking1660
@frederickking1660 9 дней назад
Cement will be flat after you lay it.
@frederickking1660
@frederickking1660 9 дней назад
Cement won't get jealous if you look at other cement
@Bootsofwings
@Bootsofwings 8 часов назад
I don’t know any women that would get jealous of me looking at cement
@Pendragon981
@Pendragon981 11 дней назад
You can't motorboat cement.
@cagemann214
@cagemann214 5 дней назад
You ole sailor you!.....num num num num num😂😂😂😂
@tsveno72
@tsveno72 5 дней назад
I had the same comment. 💯
@jasonstaples4364
@jasonstaples4364 3 дня назад
Great comment, she seems way too cool for all those other comments.
@turtledunkknucklebaby8089
@turtledunkknucklebaby8089 15 дней назад
Your dad is still proud of his cement driveway.
@thomashornstein7085
@thomashornstein7085 15 дней назад
Felt that 😬
@aswukman
@aswukman 13 дней назад
I bet you don't have a driveway.
@turtledunkknucklebaby8089
@turtledunkknucklebaby8089 13 дней назад
@@aswukman 🦗🦗
@aswukman
@aswukman 12 дней назад
@@turtledunkknucklebaby8089 Cricket farmer I see. Makes sense why you wouldn't have one.
@turtledunkknucklebaby8089
@turtledunkknucklebaby8089 12 дней назад
@@aswukman 🥱It’s your parent’s job to explain what autism is to you.
@matthiaswitzschel5703
@matthiaswitzschel5703 14 дней назад
Cement looks the same in 10 years...
@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE
@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE 11 дней назад
😂
@Numberonechesspest
@Numberonechesspest 10 дней назад
Only if its layed properly
@Briselance
@Briselance 9 дней назад
Cement will not keep you company, though.
@matthiaswitzschel5703
@matthiaswitzschel5703 9 дней назад
@@Briselance but it's loyal....
@migg7888
@migg7888 8 дней назад
​@@matthiaswitzschel5703Na, you aint the only one thats gonna be stepping on it.
@minteherms6784
@minteherms6784 14 дней назад
One is hard the other makes me ....😂
@Crymzaii
@Crymzaii 7 дней назад
Damn it I figured someone Else already got it
@lightningmacqueen4097
@lightningmacqueen4097 13 дней назад
If you put your hands in wet cement, it will give you a good impression.
@MrM6d
@MrM6d 6 дней назад
Put hands on . Her. And the cops will leave you with a permanent impression.
@bGzzzzz
@bGzzzzz 9 дней назад
Difference is cement will hold its form and use after heavy traffic 🤷‍♂️
@johngalt5205
@johngalt5205 7 дней назад
Cement won't take half your stuff, your kids, and 1/2 your income for the rest of your life.
@user-dv4ho4cj3l
@user-dv4ho4cj3l 12 дней назад
The difference is that cement is hard to lay... 😂🤷‍♂️😂🤷‍♂️
@azlynor1237
@azlynor1237 12 дней назад
No silicone inside cement..😅
@Newholland1982
@Newholland1982 7 дней назад
After you lay cement, it will still be there the next day
@patrickbuick5459
@patrickbuick5459 9 дней назад
You expect cement to have a rod up the middle?
@MaddDuck
@MaddDuck 5 дней назад
Funniest damn answer I’ve seen!! Woke up the whole house at 2am, we all LOAO!!
@ivanfigueroa8345
@ivanfigueroa8345 13 дней назад
Time ....cement get stronger and you get old !!😂
@BanditB333
@BanditB333 14 дней назад
Bill Burr “I WAS THINKIN IT, AND YOU FKN SAID IT” lmfao
@thedalillama
@thedalillama 11 дней назад
You never see a crew of black guys laying cement?
@jakester455
@jakester455 16 часов назад
Dude. LOL
@kh40yr
@kh40yr 6 дней назад
Cement will only sag to a certain extent over it's lifetime
@RickHoot-gc4zu
@RickHoot-gc4zu 9 дней назад
Cement is cheaper to take care of.
@vidd_qxp
@vidd_qxp День назад
Cement doesn't hang down 10years from now 💀
@PoboylowBoy
@PoboylowBoy 10 дней назад
Cement > cemen
@richardaguirre975
@richardaguirre975 11 дней назад
Cement doesn't open its mouth. SHOUT OUT FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.
@SagarSingh-if8lk
@SagarSingh-if8lk 14 дней назад
Cement can stay so long 😅
@taterfett733
@taterfett733 9 дней назад
I know the difference. Cement has a use!!
@degrom542
@degrom542 5 дней назад
Cement will eventually crack but you will wrinkle .
@mattjirgal1676
@mattjirgal1676 7 дней назад
Cement can handle being under pressure
@garysuarez9614
@garysuarez9614 13 дней назад
Cement will cure. J/S.
@jessebaca2750
@jessebaca2750 2 дня назад
The difference between cement and you is cement service purpose😂
@Judoka008
@Judoka008 10 дней назад
Cement gets wet when i first lay it. 😢
@jlcaius5668
@jlcaius5668 5 дней назад
If woman don’t , you’re doing it wrong dude.
@techo2k9
@techo2k9 15 дней назад
Cement is useful!
@matheusborsoi1596
@matheusborsoi1596 15 дней назад
You are ga y
@bambamnj
@bambamnj 9 дней назад
You can pound cement... oh wait
@rickallen9167
@rickallen9167 14 дней назад
You can care about how your cement turns out 😂
@justinkantner7162
@justinkantner7162 11 дней назад
The girl tripping the guy was gold 🤣👏🏻
@viktorviktor375
@viktorviktor375 11 дней назад
А её близняшки классно подпрыгивают!👏🎉👍
@pugrosecarriephonenut
@pugrosecarriephonenut 14 дней назад
making cement wet makes it strong, making you wet makes you weak. which revs up my engine even more! VROOM VROOM! 😂🤣❤
@americanpatriot9865
@americanpatriot9865 9 дней назад
Cement has more brain cells.
@stevenbennett3805
@stevenbennett3805 9 дней назад
One is poured the other is laid.
@shaneeagle2668
@shaneeagle2668 7 дней назад
These come backs are GOLD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rich8539
@rich8539 День назад
Came here for the cement comments...you guys didn't disappoint😂
@jakester455
@jakester455 16 часов назад
It's like a hundred times funnier than I expected.
@Cybernatic
@Cybernatic 2 дня назад
Both crack over time
@MrLeebooher
@MrLeebooher 8 часов назад
I've never tried to nail or screw cement but I've always plaster with white stuff
@marcortega8897
@marcortega8897 15 дней назад
Funny watch this and begin this video that lady is beautiful!!🤣🤣🤣
@soundblaweiterbla
@soundblaweiterbla 2 дня назад
Cement costs money once and then sits for decades without sagging.
@emameyer
@emameyer 6 дней назад
men of culture we meet again...
@zeke9567
@zeke9567 15 дней назад
Cement will still be there 30 years later.
@vollied4865
@vollied4865 14 дней назад
💀 naw bro if i say what im thinking thats too wild
@FXCKUBISH
@FXCKUBISH 3 дня назад
Just here for the cement jokes.
@quintonnyakundi
@quintonnyakundi 11 дней назад
😂 damn cement roast in chat lowkey brutal
@nicmad1784
@nicmad1784 9 дней назад
You can’t run a train over cement.
@travisdurham6874
@travisdurham6874 11 часов назад
Cement is a lot harder to fall asleep on after coming. 😂
@donniefrye3649
@donniefrye3649 13 дней назад
Damn first chic thou, say what ya will. Thats nice😊
@donniev8181
@donniev8181 9 дней назад
The HAAA scare is hilarious every time I see it
@user-jb7ns3td6l
@user-jb7ns3td6l 15 дней назад
First girl name?
@dgreen8388
@dgreen8388 15 дней назад
@itscarlyjane.._
@RuminatingWizard
@RuminatingWizard 5 часов назад
Her name is Stop Simping
@24lancelot85
@24lancelot85 День назад
Cement doesn’t intentionally bounce for no reason.
@riuzasan
@riuzasan 5 дней назад
Ok, but man of culture ... her name????
@dgreen8388
@dgreen8388 15 дней назад
First girl is @itscarlyjane.._
@sharkotalamio2677
@sharkotalamio2677 15 дней назад
My man 😂
@alexthomas311
@alexthomas311 14 дней назад
Thank you man of culture
@user-km3kd7tj8f
@user-km3kd7tj8f 12 дней назад
It is.
@erikinteriano743
@erikinteriano743 12 дней назад
I can give you free cement
@J_Leonhart
@J_Leonhart 9 дней назад
Hero.
@caseyreed5231
@caseyreed5231 5 дней назад
You can’t walk on concrete after you lay it.
@samsonhendrixiii3308
@samsonhendrixiii3308 2 дня назад
Yummy Thumbnail and Intro Goddess ❤
@fkutube933
@fkutube933 15 дней назад
Yep. Cement is a great foundation to build society upon.
@Christoff070
@Christoff070 7 дней назад
Nice
@robertwendel7920
@robertwendel7920 День назад
Im positive that 1st girl doesn't feel like cement. 🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
@NiKOliDANBURSKi
@NiKOliDANBURSKi 8 дней назад
Joshua at the beginning is the Latino Ross from Friends
@beatlesa7475
@beatlesa7475 8 дней назад
You can use cement whenever you want for as long as you want and it never gets tired or complains
@fajriimam1850
@fajriimam1850 12 дней назад
Cment last long, r u?😂😂😂😂
@petezahman3914
@petezahman3914 5 дней назад
Cement is hard to drill! You on the other hand….
@GEORGE_JATZ
@GEORGE_JATZ 10 дней назад
GORGEOUS ❤❤❤❤❤
@ederjeri8232
@ederjeri8232 15 дней назад
Who's the first girl, please?
@dgreen8388
@dgreen8388 15 дней назад
@itscarlyjane.._
@niteshmurti
@niteshmurti 14 дней назад
Cement lady
@Vic._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.
@Vic._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._. 14 дней назад
Need dat too😂
@potcommitted5355
@potcommitted5355 9 дней назад
Tell me you never get laid without saying you never get laid.
@user-it2xy7nh1t
@user-it2xy7nh1t 5 дней назад
Cement is relatively cheap
@rickyjohnson4965
@rickyjohnson4965 4 дня назад
Cement is definitely not cheap.
@FathomGoat
@FathomGoat 5 дней назад
Your cement dont jiggle jiggle it folds...
@kevinmccooey6291
@kevinmccooey6291 6 дней назад
Cement is useful and has a purpose? I'm kidding...no,you tell me 🤔
@cathoderay305
@cathoderay305 5 дней назад
Cement has a use and contributes to the stability of a home.
@kenlund9671
@kenlund9671 11 дней назад
The woman "with the breasts" is may be a little childish, but she has humor, a friendly face and she is beautiful.
@keithbartholomew9433
@keithbartholomew9433 6 дней назад
As opposed to all the other women that don't have breasts? 😂😂
@DB-zk1tw
@DB-zk1tw День назад
Not much cement cracks over time too
@OSUCharger
@OSUCharger 5 дней назад
Cement also does crack in corners.
@adamtherighteous8911
@adamtherighteous8911 День назад
Cement is hard to lay
@saqer5698
@saqer5698 13 дней назад
You are a cent? 😅
@aravel5249
@aravel5249 8 дней назад
Cement is expensive to buy, holds its form, has many uses, and can be difficult to lay.
@moehoward01
@moehoward01 6 дней назад
Interesting thumbnail.
@donli1061
@donli1061 11 дней назад
cement last longer and stable
@jenniferjantzen6281
@jenniferjantzen6281 6 дней назад
Cement doesn't drive you insane after a couple years.
@skatersirian
@skatersirian 3 дня назад
What's the cement girl's OF?
@keithbartholomew9433
@keithbartholomew9433 6 дней назад
You guys are killing me with the cement comments 😂😂
@marleyboy7732
@marleyboy7732 День назад
Wished I could have seen where the rest of the tan lines go.
@beentheredonethat856
@beentheredonethat856 7 дней назад
Cement won't forget my birthday!
@americansuperdad5769
@americansuperdad5769 6 дней назад
I don't have to take cement out to eat.
@mae0742
@mae0742 9 дней назад
Yeah, I hate laying cement. You on the other hand.....
@kenwest6300
@kenwest6300 5 дней назад
Yes I do. Cement doesn't jiggle
@j.eduardor.anguiano3445
@j.eduardor.anguiano3445 15 дней назад
el de la escalera como dolió
@zahimo
@zahimo 6 дней назад
Cement doesn't get excited when it's cold
@butler-macdonald8351
@butler-macdonald8351 5 дней назад
Cement is to concrete as flour is to bread...
@langstongeorgejr.1221
@langstongeorgejr.1221 15 дней назад
Loved the jiggle ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@ridhobaihaqi144
@ridhobaihaqi144 12 дней назад
Nice tan line
@Slavny4
@Slavny4 5 дней назад
На первом кадре прям девушка мечты)❤❤❤❤
@michaelmeszaros7413
@michaelmeszaros7413 10 дней назад
Who’s the first lady
@Oliviajr805
@Oliviajr805 14 дней назад
She's MIGHT just be the most humble and heartewaming person to exist 🍌🍌👀👀
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