Lyrics:
Eurovision, where weird meets weird
A celebration of crazy, it's what we fear
From gay men shaking their hips with glee
To depressing ballads, it's all part of the spree!
Oh, Armenia, your song is loud,
But your gipsy artist just makes me get out.
Australia’s watching you, from the back of the room
Gay boy staring, feeling far from home
Windows 95 is singing loud and proud,
But the logo's blurred, they're not allowed,
So they're blurring his shirt,
As his shorts are ready to burst.
Moldova's got a song, but it's not very strong
The instruments are not plugged in, but they sing on
They're making noise, but not the right kind
And the whole of Europe's making rewind
Euro-papa, you're such a mess,
With his blue suit, a laughing mess.
In Bulgaria's case, it's quite a shame,
They can't afford Eurovision, what's the blame?
Their economy's weak, their budget's tight,
But I'm glad they stayed home and avoided the fight!
Eurovision, you're a mess,
From depressing songs to mindless dress.
Your fan favorites never win,
and the performaces are a sin.
So here's to Eurovision, a spectacle so fine
Where culture meets chaos, and sanity is left behind!
We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll question our taste
But hey, that's what makes Eurovision so great!
Music made with the help of Udio.
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6 май 2024
