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The Fast Show - Arthur Atkinson Complete Part 9 

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confessions of a door to door cucumber salesman. more comedy genius from the fast show. arthur atkinson and tommy cockles :) wheres me washboard!! have you seen it!

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@ForViewingOnly
@ForViewingOnly 11 лет назад
The Fast Show had so many moments of absolute genius, especially the parodies in the Arthur Atkinson sketches. Me and my generation will still be quoting The Fast Show lines when we're in a retirement home.
@heraldeventsandfilms5970
@heraldeventsandfilms5970 Год назад
Are you there yet?
@pwareham61
@pwareham61 3 года назад
I watched all the Confession films when I was a lad, and I can confirm that this is perfect. And the lovely Donna Ewin too, magic.
@Mr1979flapjack
@Mr1979flapjack 10 лет назад
I like the fast show as much as the next chap but I won't have it rammed down my throat.
@stevebinning977
@stevebinning977 4 года назад
Ooh! Err! Sounds a bit rude!!.
@bennyblanco936
@bennyblanco936 2 года назад
It's not right!.. I've a Good mind to go over there a give her...eh!
@Drblooter99
@Drblooter99 12 лет назад
The best thing the Confessions films did was make me see how good Carry On is.
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 3 года назад
You are right, of course - but ‘confessions’ was topless some times. A big plus.
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 3 года назад
@@HooDatDonDar bottomless too!
@simonatford1
@simonatford1 2 года назад
Carry On tried to ape Confessions in later years...
@theeddielang
@theeddielang 15 лет назад
Tommy Cockles' Golden Moments!! This clip is awesome. I won't have it rammed down my throat ROFL....
@QFIhawkman
@QFIhawkman 2 года назад
"I ain't tawkin' baht your cucumber!" I like crumpet.
@johnryder8464
@johnryder8464 Год назад
Simon Day is a brilliant character actor, his mannerisms and facial expressions are hilarious.
@wickens1983
@wickens1983 14 лет назад
Absolute quality you had to love the confessions of films,so bad they were brilliant
@andybunyan649
@andybunyan649 6 лет назад
"Oooh, that looks warm and hairy!!" And as an added it bonus it's Donna Ewin on the doorstep. As Louis Balfour would say "Niice!"
@judyhopps9380
@judyhopps9380 3 года назад
so that's what he meant by Clam on bass
@beavisbonce
@beavisbonce 6 лет назад
Ooooh hello duckie it’s my lucky day
@alanmcardle7234
@alanmcardle7234 4 года назад
'Jeremy, go and get the best china. We've got a guest'.
@FrankNFurter1000
@FrankNFurter1000 Месяц назад
I've quoted that line an absurd amount of times.
@mrneutral8423
@mrneutral8423 3 года назад
'You keep away from me, you and your kind' - haha fucking hell.
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze Месяц назад
I won't have it rammed down my throat! It ain't right!
@o5h123
@o5h123 3 года назад
The credits are the best part. Nice to see Geoffrey Perkins with a credit.
@CarBore
@CarBore Год назад
I was just sitting thinking even the end credits are funnier than a lot of stuff today.
@digvoldon
@digvoldon 14 лет назад
My favourite Fast Show sketch
@reginepoulet
@reginepoulet 9 лет назад
Perfect spoof
@romeaffair
@romeaffair 11 лет назад
We're now going to witness a debacle!
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 5 лет назад
I saw “Confessions of a Window Cleaner”. It really was this stupid, you would not believe it. Didn’t stop me looking at the girls, though.
@misterwishart
@misterwishart 3 года назад
Fun fact: There's more films in the Confessions series than there are Back To The Futures
@LennyJohnson5
@LennyJohnson5 2 года назад
Bob Mortimer is one of the writers in the credits
@mutikonka
@mutikonka 15 лет назад
This is just how those Robin Askwith films were!
@The1962driftingaway
@The1962driftingaway 13 лет назад
At least Chester Drawers didn't have to appear in THIS one with Aerthur . . .
@SafetyProMalta
@SafetyProMalta Год назад
I can confirm the '70's were exactly like this...😅
@BVargas78
@BVargas78 9 месяцев назад
People didn't have internet back then so had to find other ways to entertain themselves 😁
@MattySadler
@MattySadler 10 лет назад
Hello, TC here!
@CarBore
@CarBore Год назад
Ooo Arthur!
@cymro6537
@cymro6537 3 года назад
Brilliant! So well observed 👍😄
@warrenrandall6936
@warrenrandall6936 18 дней назад
I always imagined they entered a front room and some old lady served them real crumpet with butter and jam.
@misterwishart
@misterwishart 3 года назад
Charlie Higson is so underrated in this sketch
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад
That first man the hero talked to - do you suppose he may have been a quare?
@simoncowell1029
@simoncowell1029 2 года назад
Well, if he looks like a quare, and if he talks like a quare, then I should say he probably is a quare.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 2 года назад
@@simoncowell1029 Yes, probably a quare
@simoncowell1029
@simoncowell1029 2 года назад
@@ProjectFlashlight612 Let's ask Bunny.
@nath909
@nath909 13 лет назад
Spot on. Amazing.
@Supermercado
@Supermercado Год назад
Arthur's greatest performance for mine
@christianbell6672
@christianbell6672 7 лет назад
missing the fast show
@KnjazNazrath
@KnjazNazrath 6 лет назад
Anyone else notice Dave Gorman of "Dave Gorman the guy who found people called Dave Gorman" fame?
@hemipemi
@hemipemi 2 года назад
Oh Arthur!
@ayrshireman1314
@ayrshireman1314 5 лет назад
Love the music at the end. Made up for the sketch or from an actual 70s sex comedy?
@CalvinsWorldNews
@CalvinsWorldNews 3 года назад
It's ""Saturday Off" by Johnny Pearson, no clue if it was used in a film mind. I quite like that 70s easy listening type stuff as background music when I'm working on something, check out the album "James Last A-GoGo" if you want more of that sound.
@ayrshireman1314
@ayrshireman1314 3 года назад
@@CalvinsWorldNews Cheers, tbh I assumed it was made by Philip Pope purely for the sketch.
@theeddielang
@theeddielang 13 лет назад
But thank God somebody, in the shape of M. Thatcher, came along and saved us all!
@tufty7026
@tufty7026 3 года назад
Boo!
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 3 года назад
Yay!
@Seansaighdeoir
@Seansaighdeoir 4 года назад
Classic - love TC.
@sexyhomeowner9345
@sexyhomeowner9345 Год назад
Love this!
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад
Donna Ewin at 1:19.
@andrewhayes7055
@andrewhayes7055 2 года назад
I love crumpet😄
@domself9611
@domself9611 4 года назад
Cor blimey!! That is the best swear word ever! 😂😂
@markxist
@markxist 15 лет назад
Hehe yeah! Me and my mate have been qouting that for years. Sadly neither of us can imitate that hilarious walk of John Thompson's quite so well as he does!
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 8 месяцев назад
What is the walk imitating? I never saw it anywhere.
@markxist
@markxist 8 месяцев назад
@HooDatDonDar no you misunderstand me. I was saying that whilst my friend and I can quote this we neither of us can imitate the walk. I daresay though that Thomson is mimicking someone's walk he has seen, be it on TV or in real lofe
@DMEB
@DMEB 15 лет назад
feelin really raaandy!! hahahaha
@theeddielang
@theeddielang 13 лет назад
@AntiGravDisclosure I reckon he's channelling the hofmeister bear with that walk
@samsum3738
@samsum3738 3 года назад
The seventies , where dreams come true .
@davidscott2771
@davidscott2771 3 года назад
Percival Pooftah Jerry Shaggit Candy Crumpet Annie Knocker etc. Those names in the credits are just brilliant
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 8 месяцев назад
I think they should have gone for ‘Mick Shagger’. But, lawsuits.
@ian_b
@ian_b 7 месяцев назад
A rare speaking role for the lovely Donna Ewin there.
@jamesconnolly9591
@jamesconnolly9591 3 года назад
SheS A LoVelY BiT Of CrumpeT Come On I LiKe CrumpeT... Yeah Let's Go And GeT Some CrumpeT.......
@StevemanChair
@StevemanChair 14 лет назад
2:52 oooh arthur! LOL
@digvoldon
@digvoldon 14 лет назад
Jerry Shaggit & Stuffer. Those credits are actually better than anything Little Britain or Kevin Bishop or any of that shite could ever hope to do
@mandead
@mandead 3 года назад
The first series of Little Britain was actually very funny; sadly they dropped most of the good characters and went with the repetitive catchphrase-laden stuff instead. Denver Mills was brilliant - could have had his own spin-off series.
@PoisonousPen
@PoisonousPen 2 года назад
Absolutely. I’ve never really rated David Walliams and yet now he’s trying to become the new Roald Dhal? I just don’t get all his hype personally 🤷‍♂️
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 5 лет назад
CAST OFF CHARACTERS Nobby Arthur Atkinson Gladys Atkinson Percival Pooftah Jerry Shaggit “Stuffer” Dame Doris Sidebottom Candy Crumpet Annie Knocker Mimi Lovebutton Shirley Angel Young Man with the Horn Photographer Man at the Council Mr. Dinkum 1st Musician 2nd Musician Morris Dancers **************** “Morris Dancers”? Did I miss something? Like how the credits go on and on with obscure titles ( “assistant floor manager”? “Studio resources manager “? And two of them?) And 17 people with writing credit. All these padded credits for a film that looks like it took about two hours to make on a fifty pound production budget. Funny stuff.
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 5 лет назад
P.S. And the film does not seem to have actually been directed by anyone!
@ghughesarch
@ghughesarch 3 года назад
the rest of the credits are the credits for the whole episode
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 8 месяцев назад
@@ghughesarch Thanks, I was wondering where the Morris Dancers were. I think I would have noticed gaily dressed men, whacking their poles. Not that I’m looking for them, them and their kind.
@miiiikku
@miiiikku 13 лет назад
Ooh, suit you sir. Suit you.
@mattdavies7398
@mattdavies7398 9 лет назад
Hello, ducky
@SSCFPA
@SSCFPA 11 лет назад
Incredibly, after this parody, someone actually went and made 'Sex Lives Of The Potato Men'.
@angelareele858
@angelareele858 4 года назад
+ some one okayed the funding?
@stevebinning977
@stevebinning977 3 года назад
I wonder if Johnny Vegas and McKenzie Crook regretted that one.
@samsum3738
@samsum3738 3 года назад
Starring Spud Murphy and Chips Rafferty .
@judyhopps9380
@judyhopps9380 3 года назад
@@stevebinning977 I genuinely think it was a money laundering scheme.
@englandmadethewest
@englandmadethewest 10 лет назад
What? Why aren't the geezers wearing flares? 1973 and all that.
@JoeyXSmith
@JoeyXSmith Год назад
I didn't know Dave Gorman wrote for the fast show.
@richardenglish2195
@richardenglish2195 3 года назад
I like crumpet.
@pauluss1053
@pauluss1053 28 дней назад
Percival Pooftah in the credits :)
@DiddlyDom
@DiddlyDom 14 лет назад
Fucking Classic clip!! I love it!!
@jamesconnolly9591
@jamesconnolly9591 3 года назад
The LoVelY Donna EWin.....
@GaryPowndland
@GaryPowndland 15 лет назад
genius
@bennyblanco936
@bennyblanco936 2 года назад
Tommy cockles legend, fine actor (3rd nazi in behind enemy lines) and encyclopedia of Old era entertainment. (Don't play cards with his wife though)
@briangriffin928
@briangriffin928 8 лет назад
Quality
@emilgens8895
@emilgens8895 10 месяцев назад
Morris dancers in the titles 😀
@BigChrisButler
@BigChrisButler 14 лет назад
@DMEB quality!! Phwooooaaaarr!!
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 8 месяцев назад
What’s a DMEB?
@signalmanmusic4225
@signalmanmusic4225 2 года назад
‘I bet you could you randy git’
@leec2878
@leec2878 12 лет назад
1.27 - 1.37 class
@sitcorocket
@sitcorocket Год назад
Absolute genius reconstruction of those tacky 70s so called Comedies... Brilliant
@jameslynch7826
@jameslynch7826 Год назад
Confessions of series Danish Blue The innocence of the 70s Brut Splash it on
@ColonelBummleigh
@ColonelBummleigh 5 лет назад
@2:20 the likely lads ^^
@xtraspecialmango
@xtraspecialmango Год назад
Arthur donated a lot of money to the Vote Leave Campaign.
@Suzyqutie1
@Suzyqutie1 11 лет назад
Arthur Atkins is a parody of Arthur Askey..a well known British comedian of the 1940's.
@samsum3738
@samsum3738 3 года назад
Wow , who knew that . Yes , i am taking the p...
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 3 года назад
Max Miller, too.
@edwardgradidge9612
@edwardgradidge9612 3 года назад
This is one of the dampest things I’ve ever seen
@edwardgradidge9612
@edwardgradidge9612 3 года назад
That of course be campest
@ASSamiYT
@ASSamiYT 13 дней назад
@Alex Horn @Greg Devies
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 9 лет назад
0:57 1:41 Lol
@kengray7526
@kengray7526 Год назад
Simon Day brillant 😂
@ASSamiYT
@ASSamiYT 13 дней назад
@taskmaster
@danielwilliamson6180
@danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад
Brilliant parody of the Carry On films. 0:58 1:33 1:41 2:05 LOL I like the closing credits.
@HooDatDonDar
@HooDatDonDar 8 месяцев назад
The “Confessions” films.
@Tom_Roberts
@Tom_Roberts 3 года назад
About as funny as a wet lettuce
@samsum3738
@samsum3738 3 года назад
Lettuces , cucumbers......oooohh paul , you naughty boy . I saw what you did there .
@mikemyers8064
@mikemyers8064 5 месяцев назад
👎🏻
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