The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake 

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Algorythm parkour lol

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Algorithm parkour is tight 😂

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i was just to comment on that

“i can just not study i decided” “this is very hard, but that person seems to know what they’re doing”

Cheating is tight! Barely an inconvenience

sounds legit

DO THIS

YESS

yes obviously

Why emoji >:(

fun fact: it uses germs to dissolve

yes what else would it be?

...yes

Underrated finding :))

Oh no…

BLOOD 🩸

I just saw that too

Woooah woah woah woah woah

You need to get aaaaalllll the way off his back about that.

haha

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro i watch ur videoss. Love ur chaneII

Why not hide below the knives. The house will not want to fall on them. Seems like the perfect defense.

Please don't

They're good fun, no warning. Had a good jolt couple days ago in California here. We have to put child safety locks on cabinets and drawers to keep glassware from falling out and making going barefoot dangerous. Shelves need little wires to prevent stuff falling off AND bolt them to the wall studs so they don't just tip over. I dont' use much glassware. There is also stuff that keeps things from sliding around like Earthquake Hold, or Museum Wax. Think of a ship and how they have every thing tucked away and cabinets and drawers locked so they dont' open when the ship tilts.

They are kinda fun tbh

They're not too bad, i remember a couple years ago there was this earthquake really close to where i live, i was just gaming when my mom came in and asked if i felt anything, i said no and then turned around to see cracks all over my wall and plaster all over the my floor and bed. "Nope didn't feel a thing why?" My mother was very upset.

As a Scot I have never even seen one

Same bro I'm living in Lithuania and there's no earthquakes here

I'm not going to stop asking.

@@qwqwqwqw99 Oh my god, thats cool me too. Barely an inconvenience.

I assume the question isn't asked much after the really huge ones

@@oskarhenriksen as a Californian who went through the Northridge Earthquake when I was in the 5th grade, the conversation changes. You’re right, that’s only what happens when you feel a tremor. Though, you might have that kind of conversation with someone who is farther away. Such as my grandparents who lived about 2 1/2 hours north of the epicenter. They slept through it’s it was at like 3 AM.

As a Chilean, this is the single most realistic part of the video fr

It was the other guy, Mr. Planet Shakey Scientist is the one that asked

Ooh earth Chan won't like that conversation

Everything that eats, poops. So there's that then.

@@jaberwoky_ volcano

@@CyberianFaux lol, genius. 😂😂

Yeah, it's pretty cool

@@playedagus you could even say it’s... tight.

as long as you derail into something like a knife collection you can make anything interesting enough to stick around by source: am author, never had a thought or conversation without drastically derailing

Notice how he mostly just reduces things to their simplest expressions.

RG's internal dialogue is tight

Lol I just imagine Ryan talking to another Ryan wearing a wig except he doesn't change his voice at all

It feels good I decided 🤣🤣🌺

AMAZING idea / suggestion! 👏🏼

now, @RyanGeorge, you really need 2 create this sketch, I decided... RG: sorry, I got other ideas to work on before this one... me: Please don't

Wig AND moustache…?

And my exams

yea and for some reason 2020 just continued. cant wait for 2021 and everyone stops being stupid.

@@Raeodor same, I hope 2021 is much better

Ryan George is now a national icon I decided!

Dude you need to chill with all your comments

@@El_diablo_grande_supreme Alright man, but you need to get all the way off my back because I barely comment!

Right! I never knew to grab my knives for protection.

This should be shown at schools

Ye

I dont get it…

@@sillysiblings4834 watch the ad

It's just big-boned

At least Earth Chan isn't flat.

Jupiter: looking away

Don't worry Earth Chan. You're just taking in a lot of water

Fat shaming the Earth is TIGHT!

It was his mom calling. Earth can't vibrate you silly commenter guy.

@@RealElevenTimes unless it's hungry.

you do know large portions of earth never really feel any earthquakes. those ain't common all around the world

@@Jebu911 yes because the earth stomach do not cover the entire world

And houses, TVs and furniture

Heil Algorithm o/

Yes

Everything vibrating is tight!

Yeah yeah yeah

Yup that’s true now I decided

“Did you fart again?”

That's what aftershocks are

Things got heated

@@hiiiiiii200 And thoses people who gave them likes did not seem to care.

@@hiiiiiii200 welcome to the comment section have a look around

@@hiiiiiii200 see but we don't care I've decided.

@@hiiiiiii200 now nobody likes you we decided

It will hurt more if it hit you in the front butt.

Very dark. I love it.

What about... China?

@@hamman_samuel Do you mean about how most Asian countries cremate their dead? That's how Earth gets high.

@@MandleRoss Cremated remains are for seasoning.

... that's a whole lot of dead people.... Also, makes me think of what happens when you have a mole of moles... it isn't a pretty thought... but along the same lines.

Bay Area actually had an earthquake 2 nights ago. I was on FaceTime with a friend and an earthquake happened while we were talking.

The only place in the world where there are earthquakes

@@comradeelmo1768 Well yeah, they do have earthquakes in other parts of the world, but that's because we have so many in California that we have to export some of them. ;-)

He lives in Montreal - it's also on a major fault line

Alaska would get them pretty bad too, when I lived there as a kid I got to experience some. At the time I thought they were cool... Only place I remember having to do earthquake drills in school. 😆

YESSSS I WAN THIS

I need this done

now THAT i would buy

@Jackie Achy You shouldn’t talk about your mom that way...

What's 6 inch

I think that's the best part of the jokes

It's crazy how my brain makes me think about which one said that although I know that it's always Ryan 😂

'Hmmm I wonder what would happen if I squeezed on this cow's dangly thing-parts?' 'I think that's called harassment and you're not supposed to do it--' 'No watch, it makes white drinking-stuff squirt out! We should put this on our cereal I decided!'

wonderful, guys! 👏🏼 hey, @RyanGeorge, check this out, please

The Ryanverse was losing stability with them leaning so heavily on the fourth wall. Jim/Gym will be sad they broke the wall again.

Lmao it already has

I think it would blow up even if he wasn’t verified.

@??? No, that’s a volcanic eruption. Same idea, different effect.

It's my fault. I own it, I decided.

It's San Andres' fault

Legends say every earthquake is still his phone

His weirdly logical siderants are one of his best parts of his videos

LOL where did the number 3 on your PFP go?

But explain the giant triangle shaped pimples

@@glossyblu1629 puberty

@@glossyblu1629 You see when the planet's face gets to lava-y the lava builds up in little deposits under the skin...

Don't break the Ryanverse!😉

the other one identifies as she/her

@@funkoxen thank you for the clarification

Haha

Hey your that guy who plays sea of theifs!

Hey your the guy that plays hypixel skyblock !

Hey you're that Guy who dedicated a entire video to the art of passieve agressive texting.

Hey your that unit from StarCraft that is just worse than a stalker in every aspect.

Hey that’s the guy that doesn’t now how to spell dragon

@BatCat😼🦇 But it's not a clown, I saw its nose and it wasn't red

Because it has a thicc tectonic booty that needs moving every once in a while

I don't know

Because it loves that ol' time rocks and rolls!

Cow god. 👍

If there's a dad's missed call then.... Omaeo wo shinderu

Hunterkiller1440

Danny Benhur

@@RANDOM_CLIPS_BY_OLDg Wut?

@@physicslover4951 It's Japanese, means you are dead or smth. Apparently there is an angry dad

Yes, I'm going to talk that way all the time from now on, I decided.

Hello there hi

That sounds like it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience

Oh, my God

I don't think that's such a good idea

Hey you

Keanu Reeves - *deep inhale*

@GETJaby Back to back? That’s a lot of aftershocks... I hope your knife collection is okay.

Oh hey, Hi there.

Yo Jaby, Fan here.

That doesn't twist the plot whatsoever, it elaborates on it.

@@Philafxs I decided

I don't like this idea, since it implies the existence of Earth's anus.

@@cymes82 like I saw in a another comment...volcanoes. 😂

I'd believe it The Earth eats many things

This might as well be true...

As a Chilean (aka earthquake country), i can say with full confidence that when you live in a country like that, the earth shaking doesn't bother you anymore until things start collapsing. So people get tougher when there are constant shaky floors.

As someone who lives where the earth never quakes (and is mildly nervous to visit places where it does), this is valuable knowledge...maybe

As a Californian (aka earthquake country) I can say with authority that the best thing to do is get out of the house as soon as it's safe to do so.

I was visiting Japan once for 2 weeks and got up to an earthquake during a night then fell asleep almost immediately...the other morning my friends were in the living room saying they couldn't sleep after that, what if there will be a next, bigger one.

Easily figured out shared experience.

Humans like relatability :D

Underrated comment. Deserves more likes

@@thehomietaiyo2615 ^Overrated comment. Repetitive

@@grandalf4153 👈 original comment only for one time

This comment is underrated I decided

@@grandalf4153 I'm just saying it cu it's True 🤷‍♂️

Deciding things is tight.

To himself..

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Milk a cow will definitely be funny

i think he's done the cow one or maybe it was someone else

*THE FIRST GUY TO MILK A COW* _xD_

Your "joke" idea is basically Ryan's "sarcasm" video.

- Look at this liquid that came out of cow's boobs. - What were you doing when discovering this ? - That's not our point now...

😄😄😄😄😄👍

he didn't say that

@@dontspikemydrink9382 But if he did it would of been funny I decided.

@@TheShinySamurottVT HAVE

Does Ryan mom look like Ryan too ?

@@DezG probably. Bigger mustache though, I would imagine

We approaching meta levels that shouldnt even be possible

Wouldn't that us the first guys to watch the first guy to ever watch a pitch meeting?

The first guy to ever upload a youtube video.

I don't think we should mess with fictional reality bending.

They *are* Canadian, so.

Even the stabby, blood-lusting child Ryan. Every time he says, "Blood!", he is honest. And the fact he doesn't swear makes it more courteous, I decided.

Great joke

Got em.

the part i am wondering about is does she have same face as rayn or same face as women from first divorce video

like so brody can see

@@todd5640 don't forget the Jasmine actress

Also "Feed me"

I knew someone other than me saw that

@@justsomerandomdude6649 It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.