The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo 

You should do first person to be a teacher

I will not

hi everyone

Hi

Hi

Seems about right

Naming it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Considering words like Zoological and Zoonotic, I have a feeling zoo came from latin or greek or something.

@@kindlin thanks for the useless information

@@iakhileshgupta3553 That's what I'm best at. Pleased to have been helpful :)

Same. It felt so incomplete without it, haha.

Me too

Same!

“Hi I’m Ryan, hope you enjoyed this pitch meeting”

We've been watching too many Pitch Meetings.

"And I assume the kid falling into the gorilla will present challenges" "Actually, super easy. Barely an inconvenience" "Oh?" "See, I'll just shoot the gorilla"

@@traviswrigg5158 "But why will you shoot the gorilla? "I don't know" "Fair Enough"

Look, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this "ethically grey" thing. All the way off!

@@FungusTrooper oh, let me get off of that thing.

*“understandable have a nice day”*

your comment is on the left of the actual tiger king pitch meeting lol

Is this some desktop joke I’m to mobile app to understand!?😂

@@mycatiszen yes

😆

@@mycatiszen lol i'm on mobile and i've got the same thing

Ryan! 👿

Obviously it escaped already to Madagascar. Duh

yup escaped

Right here

Arrested

Incarcerated creatures are tight

@@voxemissionz oh really?

@@jotheunissen9274 "how do you get the animals in the cages?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

@@voxemissionz No but seriously, how did you do that? I need you to get aaaaall the way of my back

@@voxemissionz Not as tight as the areas where they're incarcerated are

nice pfp

Well he will but he would probably be dead by then Edit: i realy don't understand what people are thinking you know there are not infinite number of the first guy to skeths right but there enough to make a live time of sceths so Ryan has enough to make before he dies so I don't understand how this relatest to the first guy to die and how this is a dead treat it littarly states Well he will but he would probably be dead by then How is that taken out of context so far like what

And I'm completely okay with that

I hope so

Nooo don't jinx it!

I'm going to be honest, I'm not really sure I like that, I decided.

Being decided is tight!

I agree I decided

That catch phrase is awesome, I decided.

"you can't" "but I physically can though"

As long as it's not the face of Ryan Jr.......

Blood

Not his whole face, just his lips.

RoaaR! yes it’s me! I’m a tiger I’m Ryan Tyger! Being a tiger is TIGHT

@@ManOfTheWeek596 Still can't decide if that boy is better than the cat.

It would make more sense with a "I don't know" "Fair enough" At the end

@@uniboy13 ok *he said, hoping his channel would be discovered*

@@uniboy13 I need you to get allllll the way off my back about this.

@@uniboy13 did it originally have something different at the end? I ask because I feel like it's a lie for him to say he doesn't know, when he does know that he put them in room to make money off them. Was originally gonna respond to the original guy's comment, but then saw that end part was your suggestion.

@@korsaiyajinkami3766 this is your first Ryan George video isnt it.

Sorry I cant like 69

I Hate Humans for Capturing my Brothers and Sisters.

@@afish3976 Hey look, a fish! Let's get 'im!

@@afish3976 Come on now, would you rather a bigger fish casually swim through your school and take away you and all your siblings, or live an isolated life in what amounts to a snowglobe till torturous death occurs, probably do to neglect?

@@afish3976 give it 3 seconds.

ALL OF US!!!😌🙏

YES 💖🦄

I’m amazed the companies agree. That must’ve taken a fair bit of negotiation. But then the adstronaut prob sells himself.

@@mrbejam he's cute enough 🤭💜

Agree!

Massively underrated comment

No that's the end game of this universe. Can't do any more videos after that

TO THE TOP WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!

What do you mean? They look completely different, one was in a hat, the other in glasses and they also had completely different clothes so Idk how to break it to you... but they dont look similar at all. :/

Well we won’t see that guy anymore, because he will be in a room...

Verified pog

"what a madman"

Yeahhhh I wonder

Or 30 centimeters, for everyone not living in the US

LOL

They are just as depressed in the wild as the sea ice melts and they starve (they rely on sea ice so they can rest in between hunting seals, otherwise they overexert themselves and lose weight)

@@dwarfbombgaming8250 Don't go making them sound like lazy fat bears or anything, Jeeze! I you roast those polarbears any harder they won't have any ice to stand on

@@dwarfbombgaming8250 that observation saddened my ass back on. Thanks, I guess

when you put it that way it somehow feels more fair some humans are at risk too

No, the parents that weren't watching their kids

This actually happened not the shooting of the parents or kid, but the gorilla

"No, the pit!"

@@johnree6106 harambe.

For Harambe!

What was that about anyway

It honestly made me want one, though. I wouldn't much care who signed it; dogs are just that awesome.

I thought I was the only one

Who signed it?

The dog that did the backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

Poor Harambe

What's he gonna do not shoot someone? Someone gotta be shot in that situation.

No both

Harambe flashback

It was wrong to shoot Harambe. Such an innocent gorilla. He was the victim, not the victimizer

Lol

Yeah

Best part!

#Harambe2021

Well, if the kid hadn't gone there first, Zoo Keeper Guy wouldn't have had to follow him in. Stupid kid.

so did the kid

#RIPharambe

D1cks out

Ok let me get off that thing

I wanna like your comment but its on 69 likes🌝

@@Ruxxan Come back, somebody already ruined it.

Ah crossover comments are tight!

@@tundevirag755 ahhh why

stealing it just in case

It is a band 😀

@@windwaik3r689 I-

With a name like that It’d take about 10 minutes to get “cancelled”.

Hmm, “Cage the Elephant” might 𝙨𝙪𝙚...😅

You are right I decided.

never

@@LucyWest370 Nah but in all seriousness the meteor essentially ruined the earth's biology forever in countless ways, and humans do suck to other creatures.

But aren’t you a human?

@@samd2612 What so you can't hate a terrible species anymore just because you happen to be ONE individual of that species? It's not like you have a choice, and it's not like you wouldn't choose to be a human because they have easier lives than animals. Ur comment makes 0 sense sorry bruh.

The Joke Police are at the door,this joke's too funny

What?

Ba dum chhh!

@@Alexanderiii isn't it ba dum tss?

You must be a dad.

People have said zoos are bad for a long time, but if people keep paying to go, they will keep existing

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 the saint Louis zoo is free to enter and is supported 100% by donations. I would argue its the best zoo because of this and it actually cares for the animals.

He's very self conscious.

@@afish3976 your safe from zoos ...until they make an aquarium

@@johnschwalb being nice to animals that were snatched out of their natural habitats is still not that nice.

Basically anyone with a pet

@@shlomoshlomo963 no

@@ThatGuyRNA yes lol

@@shlomoshlomo963 No

Agriculture farming :-(

It is a funny but also disturbing documentary. Not suitable for vegans.

Oh, vegans are tight!

They were talking about tiger king lel

But yeah, he was talking bout tiger king... and Harambe

@@bisurker rip the legend himself 😭😢😞

me on a Monday

True for a lot of animals in the zoo, sadly enough.

Harambe how could this to me I made a mistake

Harambe's death was a key point in history, everything has been downhill since then

F

Rip harambe Heres some memes to chear you up: Apes together strong Regect humanity, return to monke I REGECT MY HUMANITY JOJO BUT IT WAS I DIO

Didn't Harambe get like 1% of the votes in 2016?

I'm gonna need you to get AAAaaallllll the way off my back about this.

@@kaitlyne1870 ooh getting all the way off backs is TIGHT

@@juocyjay5732 Yeah yeah yeah

THATS THE THING FROM THE OTHER THING!!!!!

"So what else happens in the *zoo rooms?"* 😹

says anyone in US government, especially Buyed-in and the leaders of the House and Senate

@@camouflagejumpsuit gotta bring that into this...

I like it when he says that.

@@navinater I approve

I don't know about anyone here but I've already used it a couple of times. It's fun. 😂

Humans suck you heard it here

@@AxxLAfriku Surgery.

We Fish Are Smarter than Human.

@@AxxLAfriku I'm very confused because that looks like a bot but I don't see what it's doing that a bot would do.

​@@afish3976 Fish are my favorite to incarcerate. So low maintenance ☺️

I love when Ryan says a gag that doesn't make any sense but it's funny anyway 🤪

@@camouflagejumpsuit yeah! Lol

Amateur. I carry around a phone so I can whip out pictures of my cat and show him to random strangers.

@@tesswinker2482 poggers

"who signed that?"

Hol up!

to be fair we also put a lot of effort into trying to fix that, including trying to save ones whose problems aren't our fault.

@@BioroidPilot isnt that problem? Humans interfere where we shouldn't? Why are we spending so much time and effort to preserve pandas when they are evolutionary failures, yet we burn dozens of acres of forest and jungle everyday?

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Technically speaking, pandas are not evolutionary failures. Being cute enough for humans to care about them to the extend we do makes them well fit in the environment they are in.

Ugin agrees

@@SmileyMPV I hate pandas. I wish we would let them die.

So he could save the day

Wondering how many RG sketches I’ve watched, *sees this comment*💀🤣🤣🤣

That hit too close to home😖

I rickrolled somebody because you ate apparently a Rick. Roll

RIP Haram Boy.

I just have to inform you that what you wrote is not a quote.

😢poor thing. I had forgotten all about that too.

Lol

kkkkkkk

@@opedromagico Racist

@@maximummatt73 hahaha good one

Yes!!! Hope Ryan does this one 😁

Let me try. Ba ba ba

@@matiasdffc13 Ah, a man of Ryan George culture, I see

*evil James bond villain

"It's gonna be hard to collect all those animals in one place..."

Actually, Its finna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"Ooooh, holding animals against their will is TIGHT"

@@chimeria7 wow wow wow. Wow

Wowwowwow. Wow.

"Zoo" is an abbreviation of "zoological garden". "Zoo" itself is derived from the greek root for "animal" (hence "zoology", "zoological"). It's kind of like how "photograph", which is a combination of the roots for "light" and "drawing", became abbreviated to "photo" (which is just "light").

@@allysanimalchannel O.o

@@allysanimalchannel Ryan, "So zoo is short for zoological." Ryan Zookeeper, "Yeah! I figured that the only logical thing for me to do was to imprison a bunch of animals and have people pay me money to see them." Ryan, "Okay, but where does the zoo part come from?" Ryan Zookeeper, "It's the Greek word for animal." Ryan, "But that doesn't make any sense. Zoo and animal start with completely different letters." Ryan Zookeeper, "Yeah..." Ryan, "Like, the most different letters possible." Ryan Zookeeper, "I know..." Ryan, "They are literally at the opposite ends of the alphabet." Ryan Zookeeper, "..."

@@IronDino Lol! You could loop the alphabet, then they'd be right next to each other.

Just like the men in charge.

@@gayatritripathisaxena7224 people* also the clients got shittier too

This is why I like the African lion safari (it’s kinda like a zoo but with vast spaces instead of cages and you have to go through it with a car)

@@ananyavallurupalli673 awesome!

Yes also in the past we use to have humans zoos..... Isn't humanity great!!!!!

I'll reply, I decided.

@@BigForAHedgehog I’ll reply to your reply, I decided

@@ahuman3443 I’ll reply to your reply to his reply, I decided

@cokelover9001 I am mad at you for doing that because I wanted to be a part of it, I decided.

I don't belong here

Naked snake??

@@ilikepigeons6101 oh no, they would have to clothed because it's a kid's place. :P

@@angryshavige1020 no that's the codename of some guy from a video game who puts crocodile heads on his own head as a disguise lmao

Zoo guy: Visitor, you have the job.

I know it's joke but I don't think when the first guy to ever die was around when police were around

@@justsomespartanwithinterne7301 i doubt we had bed the first time someone had a dream but we had them in the skit anyway

@@Hk-ox4bb you won't need a bed to sleep... omg rich people

@@Singurarity88 it is set before the first guy to ever have a house

They wouldn't know the heart was important for living either

Never doubt the Adstronaut

Ryan george is so hot he could sell me my own toenails

you guys watch the fucking ads? I mean you do you.

@@151reese Ahaaa!

This is accurate

I am sorry to tell you this but if it was shut down then all the animals that were there were probably put down

There's a lot of good places that take care of animals, a lot of them for various reasons couldn't survive on their own. Some people that are very ignorant will complain about something, like say if the big cats are just laying around, when that's literally what they would do in the wild if they were well fed and happy, and their complaints can get the places shutdown or defunded and usually all the animals are euthanized. People that claim to care about animals need to be very careful what they do. The animals in most of these places are better taken care of then they would ever be in the wild, they're spoiled and more importantly loved. Most of these places are extremely important and the people working at them are amazing and deeply caring. I thank God for them. There's no reason to be on the fence about them. Places that are bad for animals in the United States are rare. I encourage anyone that cares about animals to visit them and help them out. They're all better people, with bigger hearts then most of us. Help them financially and give them some appreciation for the tireless work they do that most of us wouldn't be capable of.

There are definitely bad places, but that's not the entirety of zoos. There are places that treat them right and preserve them from poachers and diseases. On the other hand there are some like this one on Argentina that you can take pictures with heavily drugged great cats.

why hello there nagito

First " first guy to..." suggestion i agree with

@@ladypinkie_ hello

Trailer as in a movie or a trailer like little mobile house

It would be the astronaut

F

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oh no how did you escape and start playing minecraft for a living?

;((

@@Toast_6 so rare species?

😂

If he's out, I'm out too

If he’s out, he’s out.

Oh but if he's out I'm in

Well if you're in, I'm back in

Wait but isn't Ryan technically the bad guy in this 🤔

tell another one!!!

Oh hey this guy this telling lies.

But wouldn't that be extremely difficult for four-legged animals to do?

lmao I remember that video

Would've been the better choice

Whyy Harambe why did you leave us

The good ending universe

@UCtXFeTmhfy_v_eR-q7RlW6Q No one should have been shot

Legally the parents are responsible for the kid, so, just saying

Actually, I think a lot of them are super difficult, quite an incovenience.

Arresting animals isn't TIGHT

Jeez two comments from only a minute ago

Mmmmmm why more of these my teacher has dad jokes......

This comment is under rated.

This comment can't be rated as it's a very bad pun.

i think this might be a real issue in zoos btw. some of the animals have completely become zombified in their behaviour.

the polar bear depression thingy is real, I've seen articles of it making rounds around news years ago

To be fair, that could still be the same universe.

That’s called slavery

It kinda reminds me of Planet of the Apes! 🦍

Not a different universe, just a slightly different time. Our local zoo used to do that, just around 100 years ago.

@@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 I think he means that in a universe where animals put humans in zoos

yep i agree

@@cuminthesink Dude stop no

@@linkthepig4219 ?

@@Acuratz5 I think he was trolling in other comments saying he was happy Harambe died but I can't remember.

Well someone has to get shot in that situation

Humans have forced animals to do our work for millennia. This isnt new

Or a hippie

Well the first guy in...well, one of the first guys in (Northern) Germany just wanted cash 👀 He had a child tho

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 and domesticated them (so we can raise our food) and breed them (so we can bet on them) and inbreed them (so we can say we have this prestigious pedigree of dog that doesn’t actually exist). We are literally the worst. Not even monsters in fiction come anywhere close to the atrocities we commit on a daily basis.

To be fair, humans are just animals. Even popular social monarchs just spend all day chilling with their fellow animals.

Tight!

That part floored me!! 😆😅

His videos tend to have messages in them

I mean if so then I completely agree with Ryan zoos and aquariums suck ass and should only be use to keep species going.

Yes...?

i dont want him to stop ever lol

That's what all fiction is. The creator is sharing their thoughts and feelings with the audience.

Opening a zoo is bad

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In case anyone reading this doesn't already know, Ryan has indeed done a Tiger King pitch meeting.

Austrians (Přiklopil, Fritzl) and Belgians (Dutroux) have been doing that for years.

Aspiring Painter: Do they have access to gas? You know people need that to breathe and all.

@@burdenking Only the finest Zyklon B.

I thought this was the funniest line lmao, it's so true though

@Black Stone but it’s not natural humans made them that way not nature

@@JamesW609 not always though. Kola's and panda's would naturally be instinct by now. But we humans like how cute they are so we keep them alive.

@@themadclown4077 nothing natural about the Koala open seasons that occurred. We do like their cute and cuddly fur, that's why they were almost hunted to extinction.

Humans: ... Are we the baddies?

I didn't understand

@@abhaydaga7107 me neither

@@abhaydaga7107 You need to watch his screen rant videos

@@FredrickTheMoose2007 oh ok

@@abhaydaga7107 woopsy

the 1st guy to ever see a penguin

Don’t be racist to Antarcticans

Somebody Call Twitter to Cancel this guy.

...tivetive...

@@Ciborium you saw the video ?

We are.

only idiots belive that. countless mass extenction events have happened before we got here and will again after we are gone. dont let idiots devalue you.

@@hardwirecars There's always that one comment that makes no sense. Yes, animals naturally go extinct and that's okay, hell, we are living in the aftermath of a Mesozoic extinction, but, like... humans make countless species go extinct.

@@hardwirecars Geez, can't you take a joke? We are tough hungry predators. We have an insatiable need for competition, to amass resources, even if we have to make war on each other and raid.

@@hardwirecars Oh nobody would argue you couldn't even confront a bear. Just that *other* humans love to destroy things in their way to gain profit and short-term satisfaction. I've seen some detestable ones that abuse animals especially the baby animals just to get some strangers's recognition cuz their life is too boring. It's not only about money now, it's everything humans can think of to justify their acts.

...I love you, Choco! 🤣🤣🤣

I was looking for this comment. Thank you! ^^

I feel like he really wanted to BUT didn't want to bring the pitch meeting universe into this

right*

Barely an inconvenience

@Jared Jams lol

@@ATXnomad698 did you have to reply that from a joke comment?

@@goatmilk1 its supposed to be spelled tight its a joke from the pitch meetings

Ooooh

Good heavens, that would be uncomfortable

what about the first guy to milk a male cow?

"So I saw this little creature sucking on the underside of a much bigger, smellier creature and I just thought- I'd like a piece of that. I want in on some of that action. That looks like a thing that I'd like to partake in."

@@guiii0696 youtube would have a heart attack

@@arinoelle beat me to it

These ppl keep trying me sad things n now im sad. I should prolly talk to someone about that. Wai...

Well, it has already happened. Heard of Harambe?

the first person to lie