The Flash - Dumpster Fire of the Year 2006 

lmao they really said that shit?

@@Starry_Waveyep 💀💀💀

@@WEYYYY874 OOF

💀 is the only suitable emoji for this

NAH 💀💀💀

Imagine your movie sucking that much.

damn, that’s just damn 💀

Poor dad

I know dad jokes are infamous but it would be a compliment to call this movie a bad joke.

That's a big claim

Remember when Ezra said it’s flashing time and wiped it out on the little girl

I loved the part where Jared Leto stabbed one of the Millers an screamed "who's the bigger creep now?!"

Is there a lore reason why The flashed a minor? Is he stupid???

Honestly the amount of memes is already making this joke so old. And it’s not even 2 years old!

The saddest part? That one was Ezra's idea.

I loved the part where Ezra Miller said “It’s Flashin time.” And flashed his di- WOAHHH

HAWAIIAN PUNCH!!!!

Hawaii Five Oh No

Ezra Miller is truly one of the all-time actors.

If that got revealed I wouldn't be surprised. You could tell me that they have a wine cellar full of bones from recreating Cask of Amontillado several times over for their own sick pleasure and I'd be like "Yeah that tracks."

And WB would still claim all of this isn't true because they simply can't aknowledge Miller should have been replaced. Or at least they would if there was a chance for a The Flash 2 - so sad thats not going to happen.

It is Hollywood after all.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he did.

bruh it flopped HARD 200-220 million budget right? it made 267 MILLON. (this shit even flopped like trash, is there anything this shit movie can’t do?)

We need a new actor for flash. Ezra is finished.

@@nehemiahpouncey3607 Agreed, I’d have someone who nailed the flash character

“We made the CGI bad on purpose, as a joke”

This guy directed the IT duology mind you 💀💀

Yeah and he said it was supposed to look like that because it was “Barry’s POV” bro just because Barry has bad eyesight don’t mean we do the fuck 💀💀💀

TRANSLATION: The VFX artists were crunched and couldn’t get the project done in time

their explaination literally can be summed up with "it's not a bug, it's a feature"

I heard the director confirmed it was Reverse-Flash who did it. I sure do love when important story details are only revealed after the fact 🙄

Yeah,Why didn’t they include him?

@@oneinathousand2156 Yeah, which makes total sense in the context of his mothers death in this movie ... of course Barry's dad being also in the house would totally stop Eobard from killing the mother. It's not like he could run in and stab her even without being seen, even if that's something he would care about. Normally it's the Flash who stops Reverse Flash from killing his mother, so yeah, pretty stupid to add this little detail to the movie.

Imagine doing Flashpoint without Eobard Thawne. That’s like doing the Killing Joke without Joker, or Kraven’s Last Hunt without Kraven, or… ok you get the point already I assume.

@@lordmontymord8701 The reason why is because the movie explains he can’t intervene in who kills his mom like he can’t be “involve” when wanting to change his mother's fate.

Remember a director saying there movie sucks IMMEDIATELY makes it a misunderstood masterpiece

And you can't hurt his feelings if he's in on the joke!

If it was Spy Kids or Sharkboy, it makes sense.

The director. 😢😢😢You can’t hurt my feelings if I’m in on the joke😢😢😢

Exactly how I felt. A piece if me was like "yeah the movie may turn out to be bad but i feel like it won't be THAT bad right"

What are you talking about? Reverse Flash appears in this movie twice! They even had him do villainous things irl like choking women or terrorizing Hawaii as a clever PR campaign

They really made an adaptation of Flashpoint but forgot to include the main antagonist of Flashpoint who is also potentially Barry’s greatest archnemesis. I mean, for fuck’s sake, even the CW got that part right.

From what i heard reverse flash was in the movie. Director confirmed (i heard this from someone else so grain of salt) that reverse flash is the man that killed barry’s mom yet never bother to include any scenes hinting towards that after the fact. They clearly didn’t know what to do with the film.

Its a bit funny the creator confirm the reverse flash was the one who killed barry's mom even tho he was never shown and everyone obvious knows this

@@sonianevermind7258 also the fact that the movie doesn't even bother trying to solve who killed barry's mom.

People overhyped the shit out of this movie for no reason

@@professoridiot26 I think people were just payed, the reviews were suspiciously identical and I don't think a single one brought up negatives outside of 1 I remember saying "Ezra made few mistakes"

this is the one time where i'm unironically convinced that people were paid to call this the best superhero movie ever made

​@leguac4187 reviewers and media companies like IGN need to praise these movies or atleast give them decent reviews to maintain good relationships with studios and continue getting early access to popular media through review copies and early screenings, it's a really roundabout way of paying them for good reviews.

Did anyone really say that??? Ok, that has to be a joke or they were really payed. I can understand if someone likes the movie (i mean there are people who really think The Last Jedi is a great movie), but the "greatest" comic book movie? But perhaps someone who only saw Supergirl, Catwoman and all the other bottom five adaptations and also never heard anything of all the other superhero-movies could say that ...

i'd still hate it even if the CGI looked near perfect. the fact they used fake likenesses of multiple dead actors (George Reeves in particular) just for a cheap key-jiggling nostalgiabait scene is absolutely unethical. this is the one movie that i'm happy failed at the box office.

@@A-Ner2 Oh yeah, I'm not saying it would be fine if the CGI were good. It's royally f*cked up, and from what I've heard, I don't think WB even paid the estates of the deceased actors to use their likenesses or bothered checking if any of them were still alive. Because one of the deep fakes they used (I think from an old live action Flash show) is not only still alive, but he only found out his likeness was used when other people asked him about the movie on social media. Seriously, this movie was a mistake on virtually every level imaginable. And if THIS is what they went ahead with, I can only imagine how much worse that cancelled Batgirl movie must have been.

Adding insult to injury, apparently Nic Cage recorded a really emotional performance of seeing his home reality falling apart, but the only thing that made the final cut was him fighting the giant spider

I agree, and also Sasha was great, it's just a shame they wasted her and her Supergirl ( which they could've developed into liking humans ) if she wasn't a one time thing, it's a shame she had to be in this movie. Especially after knowing that Supergirl was her idol and that she felt honored to play her and she hoped that Henry Cavill liked her as Supergirl, and I believe he even gave his blessings and good luck 😭 She was so passionate about this and they ruined it by having her in this movie 😭

​@@Marukanitel I hope this colossal failure of a film doesn't ruin her acting career. She's a MUCH better performer than Ezra is by several miles

Supporting their eventual strike!

They don't idiot. Does this trash look like a Burton world???

Yeah, but i'm sure there won't be a Batman Beyond with Keaton, because even if he was willing to do it WB surely blames the failure of The Flash on him too. Even if that is nonsene.

Because they're Warner Bros, that's why. Fucking greedy bastards.

Because likenesses of dead people are cheaper, probably.

That's what gets me about the Christopher Reeve cameo. Brandon played a version of that iteration through Superman Returns. They literally coulda got him. Also hilarious that in this movie about THE FLASH, the only real alternate Flash in this entire movie was the Jay Garrick cameo while we get four Batmen[no offense Keaton and Fleck, y'all carried it], four Superpeople, and three Ezra Millers.

what scene in Batman V Superman had you feeling motion sickness? Genuine question.

Same

She was the one good thing in this movie, but since her character didn't get that much attention (since we needed TWO Millers to care about), it's still not much.

@@lordmontymord8701 not just 2, but 3 millers, one of whom is completely unnecessary and an annoying addition.

yeah, especially since they have her come to earth so young. The point is that she comes to earth at around 16 years old at least, making her far more of an outcast. Honestly a supergirl series of her landing on earth and then having to adapt to it while trying to live up the standard her cousin already set and control her emotions sounds really interesting.

@@ProjektTaku I hope you are talking about Young Miller, because Old Miller was the best thing that happened to cinema. Realizing that his "armor" was just all the Kryptonian metal stuck in his body broke me - i couldn't stop laughing for at least half a minute. Too good nobody in my screening cared about the movie or i might have gotten into trouble ...

What a great payoff tho the whole "burning calories"-thing - which then was never a factor ever again ...

To be honest, I agree with you. Like at how they massacred mah boy!

Not sure what you expected, It's not like Warner Bros is gonna just let him shit on the film, it's not the most honest move integrity wise, but unless he wants to throw his chances at directing future DC projects off the window he just kinda has to promote this shit they were making as he joined DC.

He hasn't had a choice. He can't give his real opinion. If he criticises it he might lose the chance to reboot the entire DCCU.

Well if that was true they should just fire elza and blacklist elza in first place.

If that was deliberate because they couldn't outright ditch him. He's clinging on by some sinister way. Maybe he has blackmail material on some people. Then good on them. Assassinate his career if you can't outright ditch him.

​​@@evandaymon8303 Maybe they can't do that. He might be clinging on with some sinister methods. Maybe he has blackmail material on someone/s. The obvious option is fire and blacklist him. But if they can't. Assassinate his career instead.

Good if true

It's fucking awful, really.

I think Pyro said the Internet as a whole, not just RU-vid

Whatnhapoened to Reevea

​​@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholmein short, George Reeves fell into depression for unable to get any successful job outside of being just the actor of superman which he got tired of being known as, thus shortly took his own life with a gun

@bitsylecatlover2297 Wasn't there an implication of George Reeves getting murdered rather than suicide? I know it's still a mystery to this day, but I don't think committing suicide by the first bullet missing, and a second bullet in the head is possible. Or maybe that's just me.

I really hope The new DCEU is a complete reboot, DC did a half ass reboot before with new 52 in the comics and that shit completely stained DC's reputation

Yeah. He didn't have a choice. Hopefully he can make the reboot better.

Say what you will about Gunn, but I doubt for a second he willingly said this was peak cinema or whatever.

@@HELLO_KORO lol yeah, the new 52 got especially weird later on when they killed off new 52 superman and replaced him with pre-new 52 superman and his son, only to later merge them for whatever reason. They also did something similar by having new 52 superboy replaced with pre-new 52 superboy. Idk why they couldn't just have pre and post new 52 superman merge first instead of killing new 52 SM off, and just retcon new 52 superboy into being like the pre-new 52 superboy (just say that him being the clone of jonathan kent from a alt future was a lie and he actually was a clone of present day clark and lex luthor, and have him either adopt the jeans and black shirt or 90s leather jacket look).

I'm sorry, but infinity war was definitely not the most ambitious crossover ever lmao. Smash, MVC, idk, the literal DC and marvel crossover comic event were and still are more ambitious

@@21Handguns We’re talking about movies in this case.

@@comixproviderftw_02 even in movies, it isn't the biggest one. Average "I know marvel bro, I only watch the films" circle jerker 💀💀💀💀

@@21Handguns he said of 2018

Same it was what developed my love for comics and D.C , I'm glad I didn't waste my money on a bastardazation of beloved comic again( the first time was BVS lol)

In fact, it's so good that the entire grid looks hyperrealistic.

On top of the fact that William Afton is fake and that his character arc finished faster than it took for the Flash to finish his.

At least William just killed the kids Ezra will be on some EDP455 shit

@monkiking778 Yeah he really do be doing that don't he? 😆

Did you just compared a fictional villain with ambiguous purposes to that of a real life criminal? Come on...

@@kankeydong2500 Well he's not wrong, and they did it for almost similar purposes, but one that's common about both is that they wanted to become big and famous, but unfortunately something stopped them, like the Springlock suit/fake pizzeria for William Afton, or the visual proof of Ezra doing something sus/bad and the bombing of The Flash, both faced similar successes and failures, but there's one who's gonna face far worse than the sweet release of passing away that William Afton faced, one who will actually pay for what he did instead of getting trapped inside a metal suit for years on end (though if you think about it, their fates wouldn't be to far from different, like being trapped in a suit is no different than being trapped in a jail cell, only difference is that you have more room in the cell, but, then it makes you vulnerable to the elements that come with it, either way justice will be served, though in this day and age, sometimes it takes longer to prosecute someone who's famous compared to someone who isn't, just saying is all).

Comic book movie fans when their favorite directors are normal people who support other people’s movies: 😡😡😡😡😡

I’m surprise he’s even with DC. I thought he left-

@@faccezitCroc You don’t have to still be employed by a studio to support the stuff that comes out of it

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 I guess now that you mention it. Hollywood be Hollywood ig

@@faccezitCroc He's at Netflix now

Shrek is 10000000000x times better than no way home

They didn't

Felt the same way as you man.

They did

@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme sorry, even though they're a degenerate I forgot, my bad

Yay

Even tom cruise did it is he as well

I want to go to the alternate timeline where Superman Lives actually happened.

The woman

them

​@@serodio_petitseumDid I stutter?

@@yuki2320 ? why would i need you to stutter lmfao you misgenred them so i corrected you you're welcome

​​@@serodio_petitseum"you're welcome" LMAOOO BRO THINKS HES HELPING 💀

@@serodio_petitseumBro, I better start respecting Stalin as if he had “they/them” pronouns and forget the fact he did horrible things.

The film equivalent to “It’s not a glitch. It’s a feature.”

Which means Barry's brain cannot handle the whole superspeed thing as good as it should, so he can't render faces properly. Makes sense ... or not.

I 💀 know 💀 right 💀. Just 💀 admit💀your💀 CGI 💀is💀bad💀(I don't think I used enough 💀 emojis)

So sad😢

¿Why the hell do you even say that nonsensical crap?

Or....hear me out, have the PoS switched with that superman actor or peter pan actor. Would prefer either of them to an annoying little twat.

It's easier to accept that it's a similar universe lol Just like the villains in No Way Home, some are so inconsistent that it's easier to say they came from a universe similar of Tobey and Andrew movies

Fun fact: I watched this movie with a friend and he was totally confused by the Nick Cage-stuff (and George Reeves too, but at least thats more commonly known than Superman Lives). So i - who watched An Evening with Kevin Smith on DVD years ago - had to explain this to him afterwards ... Great idea putting that in - and it's not even accurate, because John Peters didn't want Superman to fly, so they fucked up. Of course he also said - according to Smith - that he didn't want Sups to wear his suit, but since there is the famous casting photo of Cage in the costume i'll give that one a pass 😉

Wrong, Miles morales can't carry a movie just by himself, which is why they again dragged a bunch of other spiderman's from alternative dimensions all over again with Gwen also taking most of the screentime.

Well something like this can work as proven before. Marvel used indie directors you wouldn't expect to make a movie like this to good effect (at least sometimes). But if you give them a bad script and in the end force them to make the movie the way you as the producer/studio want while ignoring all their original ideas, it has to end in a disaster.

Hey give Andy a break, he had a lot of awful stuff to work with that wasn't his fault

You've got to give people a chance. How else do you get new talent. The guy didn't have much good stuff to work with. And what he did have probabely had a lot of control from some awful producer.

Sam Raimi.

Wait you guys actually want to play as cyrax and sektor?

I knew this movie was going to be shit when they had two Ezra Millers. One is bad enough, who thought adding an even more annoying ezra miller was a good idea?

Fr

I know bro did not put the dark knight rises in the same tier as little cars 2 💀

@@dandywave9360 I combined the two titles to make it Little Cars 2: The Dark Knight Rises.

And CATs wasn't even good lmao

@@unknown6470 I know right

That’s…. Wow. That’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever heard. Wow. DC = Dead Company.

Nice

What were the aforementioned parts in Duke Nukem Forever

@@PhantomPraetor uhh in short some really graphic alien birthing scenes that just did not fit the series tonally. oh and Randy Pitchford has the mama mia spaghetti pizza on a flash drive he just left out in public.

What's Duke Nukem

@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme first person shooter from the mid to late 90s. First couple games were platformers, then it became a revolutionary first person shooter, then it went silent for nearly a decade and a half until it finally came out in a buggy and unpolished mess. It's honestly pretty sad. I recommend looking up Civvie11 for more on it as his videos go way more in depth