The German Experience - Hoi4 

I love you Vancouver200

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Jesus Christ this must have been recorded a long time ago man I can't believe you would let your loyal fanbase down I feel hurt and betrayed by you Vancouver200, you claim to be a strategist, But in Hearts of Iron IV, your skills are just a myth, You talk a big game, but can you back it up? I'm about to expose you, no mercy, no letup. Vancouver200, you're all talk, no action, Your gameplay is weak, it's time for a subtraction, You think you're a pro, but you're just a pretender, I'll leave you defeated, surrender, surrender! You boast about your victories, your grand campaigns, But I've seen your gameplay, it's all in vain, Your troops are in disarray, your strategies flawed, I'll crush your forces, leave you awed. Vancouver200, you're all talk, no action, Your gameplay is weak, it's time for a subtraction, You think you're a pro, but you're just a pretender, I'll leave you defeated, surrender, surrender! You claim to be a master of the battlefield, But your tactics are predictable, your strategies yield, I'll outmaneuver you, strike when you least expect, Your defeat will be swift, and there won't be any respect. You may have studied history, but you lack the skill, To truly dominate, you need more than just goodwill, So step aside, Vancouver200, and watch me shine, I'll show you how it's done, I'll make victory mine. Vancouver200, you're all talk, no action, Your gameplay is weak, it's time for a subtraction, You think you're a pro, but you're just a pretender, I'll leave you defeated, surrender, surrender! So Vancouver200, prepare for your downfall, I'll conquer your armies, make you feel small, In Hearts of Iron IV, I'm the true commander, And your defeat will be the ultimate slander.