The GHEISTOS CATACLYSM I Warhammer 40k Lore 

Tzeentch: Does nothing Also Tzeentch: "Just as planned"

_"As the newborn butterfly flexed its wings for the first time, the coming storm to wipe away all was all but assured. Because while time is fluid and mistakes can be undone, nothing stands against the might of its form; a cataclysmic deluge that washes away near all, and buries beneath kilometers of sediment that which it does not. You ask me what the warp is, how much damage Chaos can really do... Fear the butterfly. For driven by the warp, even the wings of a creature that insignificant will bring worlds to bleeding ruin."_ - Record of an Astartes explaining the dangers of the warp to a civilian, soon to be slain by his hand.

The escalation from psychically powerful child to Akira levels of chaos and to go as far as for the Grey Knights themselves truly shows how even a small lack of vigilance compounded with ruthlessness (of the plantation officer in this case) can spell the end of many lives. It may be worth revising guidelines for punishment to fall only after some form of assessment.

as someone suffering from migrane, I put all blame on the overseer. even shining a light in my face during an episode has me pray to whatever is listening to make it stop, let alone a beating...

A fine example of how the imperium sabotages itself by cruelty.

Of all the chaos gods, grandfather nurgle is the one that terrifies me the most. The inevitability is what gets me. Even if you escape being killed by someone else, you're destined to die of illness. Old age is just long lived decay, further worship to them. Inevitable and always patiently waiting. No worship is still worship to nurgle.

I thought it said The Cheetos Cataclysm But that would be too ghastly even for 40k

The nurgling with the happy cat watering can at 13:18 frigging got me laughing me ass off 🤣

A most harrowing sermon Brother. And a dire warning as to the nefarious machinations of the dark gods.

was funny when the thing said "all he had to do was to allow a entity to speak a phrase through him and all of his pains would stop " and then a advert came in " now at B and Q " lol

“This incursions had lasted but a few short months” cannot even imagine the battle sisters fighting demons for months with no backup

This is one of my favorite stories! Glad you were able to re-upload it.

GW, make this a video game. The protagonist is the leader of the sisters of battle stationed on the planet that fight off the first wave. During the second wave it is under advisement from the player character that a distress call is sent out. The remainder is fighting off the second wave with the astartes only to fail and bail with the retreating astartes. Perfect video game storyline

How a single drop in the well became a world consuming flood.

Mornin boys...I love you...just in case no one tells y'all today.

Man they need to make a movie about the farm hand kid bringing forth nurgel.one of the best short stories i heard

Khorne is like, “I hate psychic bs” Proceeds to grab his psychic sword, make a portal with it and causes a magical flood of boiling blood.

They did everything they could, the boy just didn't love the emperor enough

Sounds like Gheistos needed some plot armor. Not for itself, but that of another. Malum Caedo could have cleaned that ugliness up in an afternoon.

You always pick great topics! I would love to see a video on the darks cells under Terra!

I personally use the "Armor of Contempt" to get rid of those unsightly Chaos stains

A single sermon for each Imperial Saint is the least that a pious Scholar and Lorekeeper such as yourself can offer. Let us all know the Emperor's Chosen! His exemplars and their deeds given righteous praise and veneration across the whole world! Not a soul on this soil should be kept ignorant of the wisdom and truth performed in honor of His Grace!

All your videos are very inspiring while I paint my armies, keep up the great work!

This video is my favorite you've created, and I am happy to see it born anew. Thank you.

Emperor protects.

Glad this is back!! Wonderful script!!

This is one of my favourite Warhammer Stories! 👌

Been waiting for this to be re-uploaded and remastered

I've always imagined Papa Nurgle's realm to be like that of Jareth the Goblin King. Like all the demons are just having a good time, playing in swamps of filth or drinking some nasty mix of fluids, or sexing up some rotten crevice. Whatever it is I am there for it.

It's back up, and better than ever! Great job, boss.

Übelst geile story 😮❤😊und super erzählt!

Love this story, one of my favourite of your videos

Old father Nurgle's just missunderstood he just wants to cuddle you and share his blessings )

I’m here for thee most pleasant of sermons, in the name of the Emperor and our Imperium of Man.

"if you want the torment to cease, just let us utter a phrase though you..." "do it!!! spare me from this pain!!!" "yo mama..." **chaos intensifies**

Yo do one on the different shield capabilities of each faction/species which are superior hardness of armor and such and such, that could be a cool video

In the Imperium they all should be much much more kind to each other...

Ave Deus Imperator

YEEEEES!!! IV BEEN PRAYING TO THE EMPEROR FOR YOU TO REDO THIS ONE! it was my fav from the old voice.

I like this version better than the first one. :)

8am. I just woke up from (what seemed like a long nightmare) and im clickinv this. I'll rewatch later also

Amazing vid I love this story and your channel the new voice is amazing

Don't the Grey Knights chapter have dudes that can sense the smallest demon disturbance ? Yet they couldn't sense a whole world being swallowed ?

I love this story

Your original upload of this is what got me into 40k. Been dying for you to do it again! Is this the same script or is it altered/different?

31:53 I thought the grey knights saw retreat at all as cowardice?

Thank you. I like this story, but I couldn't remember the name of the world. Awesome

Upon a quick glance, I thought it said, "The Cheetos cataclysm."

Love your videos

You good sir Have been subbed

That story was so well told.

Its sad that Nurgle couldn't claim that planet 😔

I wonder if you would ever do a video about the Bone Kingdom of Drazak, as a Necron player(and a Flayed enjoyer) I would love to see it

whelp thats going in a brutal death metal song, thanks

So, something I have to wonder here. Wouldn't the forces of Chaos be aware of the fact that an Inquisitor will scour the planet through exterminatus if they feel as though the planet is lost? They get to sack an Agriworld, sure, but they also seem surprised and disappointed that the inevitable end game played out. It's like they work themselves out of a job when they push too hard or they get smacked back by Imperial forces if they don't try hard enough. Or is it just that the forces of Chaos have a unlimited number of demons that they take any opportunity they can get to do whatever damage they can until next Saturday when they'll try to get Inspector Gadget again?

Either the warp creatures will step up and help out against the tyranids or vice versa.

See, this is part of why I always get whiny about Chaos; they rarely seem to possess any limits. A single nascent psyker, on a single world, anywhere in the Imperium, can suddenly open a gateway for whole legions of Daemons to spill forth, and all of these neverborn monsters feel like they are free to the Gods. Even when totally stomped, it's not like the Ruinous Powers might "run out"; they never struggle to amass another army, and it's always of countless numbers that can easily wash over a world. Meanwhile, their own structure is effectively immune to reprisal. There arw few weapons that can permanently kill even lesser Daemons, and realspace foes can hardly mount crusades into the Empyrean, and deliver similar suffering upon them. It's not like I want someone to sneak in and assassinate Nurgle, or for the Eldar Death God to finally slay Slaanesh, but it just always feels so one-sided. Chaos can't "lose worlds", or important personalities. Daemons only fade for a time, and even the Chaos Legions, who don't seem to take to the field with Apothecaries, and Techmarines, to recover their lost kit, when they fall, never seem to teeter on the brink of low numbers, despite their gene-seeds often being so corrupted. It's kind of like they are the players of a video game, and the characters within it know that they are, but also know that there is no way for THEM to reach beyond the boundaries of their world, and strike against the vile users, and their cheat codes, and bad sportsmanship. And it's not like I feel Orks, or Nids, are better; they are also ever-present, ever-numerous, faceless foes who fight just to, and will never be less threatening, but I guess Chaos just annoys me more? This also reminds me of the Fall of Shadowbrink; one of my favorite 40k battles. I think I like it so much because, for the most part, it's not an Imperium v enemies scenario. They are there, but they fall so fast, and then it's just Nids vs Chaos, and even the Daemons can find it hard to engage a Hive Fleet, and succeed. Wonderful video, and thanks for making it!

" 'puter, tell me the quickest way to spam upvotes on the Scholar's Lore channel, no scritping. 'Puter? 'Puter?"

Lol. Pleasant and peaceful day engaged.

I left an arm and a leg on that rock. I will have my revenge.

Do you have somewhere where you credit the artists work used in your videos?

this all couldve been prevented had the overseer just talked to him

Tzeentch was responsible for contacting the boy, and left the other gods to do the dirty work? There's more to this as well - being an agriworld, they've essentially destroyed a source of food for a number of other worlds.

I've been wandering about something, if the Warp was what it's like in the 40k universe, what could happen if Chaos Cults started popping up on Modern Earth?

Wasn’t this video already made? I’v seen you guys post this before

Ill hug papa nurgle all day long

33:05 Ordnance, not ordinance. ;) An ordinance is a formal command, a letter of authority. Ordnance are the things that go boom. :)

Dear faithful scholar, your work has entertained me well. May the God-Emperor of Mankind bless you and may the Inquisition's wrath be quick and rightous - if they deem your work as heresy.

PSA: don't listen to this one while eating

Turns out that kids might hit back, and with demons nonetheless

how is this voice so good?

Praise be

Good story

so I gotta be honest after checking for months since you changed the voice of the channel and took down the old videos. I’ve been requesting the Geos cataclysm video and I was convinced that you weren’t gonna do it again and I honestly just checked again for the first time in weeks to leave a comment insulting you for not doing so and here it is so I stand corrected.

Man, all of my videos have TERRIBLE or GREAT timing. I literally just finished editing a video about Ku'gath Plaguefather...

Yaaaayyyy

damn youtube realy kicks my balls... only 8 min in the video and i had 2 adds.. one was 10 minutes long ... r they fkn kiddin me ?!

Have you ever considered upload your video to Spotify as podcast content?

There is only Nurgle.

...am I nuts or was this already posted?

Tzeench has to be my favourite Chaos god, highly intelligent, the most powerful of the chaos gods, doesn't turn you into an abomination when you join him(well it's a coin toss with him), a master of magic, learning and a total d*ck of a prankster😂

Are the Ruinous Powers that stupid? They pout and fume when the planet is destroyed, in a last ditch attempt of containment, and never once thought Imperial forces would commit Exterminatus? Take a W, no matter how small it may seem.

Has anyone ever told you, you're the David Attenborough of Warhammer 40K?

Its almost like the real problem is our own inhumanity

You changed It? I thought that before it all came out of the boy

If the demons of the warp rely solely on the emotions of mortals, why would they want to annihilate them?

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sir, please... can you reupload the nurgle plague planet video 🥺

Drink every time he says Putrescence/putrescent

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord,and grace of the Golden throne, I declare Exterminatus on this world I herby sighn the death warrant of entire world, consighn millions of souls to oblivion, May imperail justice account in all balance, May emperor protect. In name, Holy inquisition.

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Oh hell yeah boy. You’re like if Jesus came back but only cared about Warhammer 40k. May the dice gods be with you.

ALGORITHM

There's no such thing as an "endless legion of demons"... A legion is 1000. An endless horde or throng would have been a more fitting expression.

Eight minutes and one second in, fourth ad break. Nope. Fuck this.

Khorne is the best Demon

A great video, but why doesn’t Chaos just do this with every planet? Seems pretty simple to get some weak willed person to utter a phrase which opens up a portal.

If this happened on earth today, we would be so f:d.😂😂😂😂

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