THE GNOME OF HEALING | Left 4 Dead 2 MEGA Episode 

I can just imagine Mark running down the road holding a gnome above his head screaming "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"

I love how Jack screams "NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!!!" but 5 minutes later they all start saying "WADE! YOU NEED TO DIE FOR THE TEAM!" XD

I love how Mark takes the lead automatically. He says he'll stay in the back, yet he immediately ends up back in the front as soon as someone is incapacitated somehow. Glorious leader Mark is.

Mark *sees a car-* *HITS it* Mark: “UH I “ACCIDENTALLY” HIT A CAR”

I love how at 2:34 Mark purposefully sets off the car alarm and says, "I accidently hit a car." Then he proceeds to laugh about it in the safe room. 😂😂😂

CHOSE YOUR WEAPON: Shotgun Hunting Rifle Baseball Bat GNOME

[49:15] Jack: *_"I'm seeing the light! Everything's going dark!"_* WELL, WHICH IS IT??

If a zombie apocalypse broke out, I would follow them in this order: Mark Sean Bob My dogs A leaf A trash can The zombies Wade

Notice how they nearly always win when Mark “guns it”

Mark: I didn't start the fire Me: No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

"IM INVINCIBLE"~Markiplier 2016 Final Words

"Run or shoot?.... RUN OR SHOOT?!" "BOTH!!!" you learn this strategy from bill before you even press the start button on the FIRST GAME... yet nobody knows this ;-;

"ME ME ME I'M THE BEST ME" has the same energy as Arin on Game Grump's Stick fight episode "I'M the video game boy. I'M the one who WINS!"

Mark: I TOOK TWO STEPS FORWARD AND IT'S LIKE OH MARK IS RUNNING OFF ON HIS OWN IM NOT!!! I Died 😂😂😂

Note: Mark was fine on the crane, when spitter acid is placed in certain places where it cannot spread like the crane he was on, the game doesn't know how to spread it sometimes. The game freaks out and creates a pool over super potent acid that does way more damage than it should

God, that ending was so satisfying! Knowing Mark was right the whole time and they didn’t believe him, only for it be proven by the fact that he killed the most of everything _and_ took the least amount of damage _and_ had the fewest friendly fires! *So sweet and so satisfying!*

Mark has the right idea in L4D you don't fucking stand around to be attacked. if you stay in one place hoping to clear it of zombies, more just come. You haul ass in this game together.

I love it when mark looks at the car and without hesitation hits it then says"I accidentally hit a car"

So basically this video can be summed up as: "An Assholish Asian, an angry Irishman, a screaming bearded guy and a laughing man with glasses play Left 4 Dead 2".

Mark: MOST INFECTED KILLS, ME Sean: Yeah because you rushed ahead and had to kill them all Game: Least Amount Of Damage Taken Goes To The Crazy Man In The Back

Lvl of skill from best to worst 1. Mark 2. Jack 3. Bob 999.Wade

Its ironic that they nearly died on the fire escape while escaping from a fire.

Everyone's shouting at Mark, but he's actually right about needing to hurry

Mark’s Achievements: • Melee Killing a Hunter with a gnome. • Screwed everyone else over by meleeing an alarmed car. • Molotov-ing in an enclosed space with no exits • Ran far ahead of his teammates • Hogged the gnome • Melee killed a smoker with the gnome • Carried three other people through a campaign • Most times “protecting”/“saved” others • Most special infected kills • Highest/lowest everything, except pipe bomb uses. Yeah, Mark was definitely the MVP, sorry Wade, Bob, and Jack, you’d be f**ked without Mark there. Mark got skill...

Jack: inexperienced. Wade: knows how to play but still not good Bob: never played before Mark: Fuck everything and run

"Apparently, the witch was by the fire." That's not a sentence I thought I'd hear today

mark was right, as one of them healed the other 3 would bleed out. Getting through the things fast was the optimal strat

Didn't know Keemstar had magical healing abilities

Mark: "We're all bleeding out! And we're being mobbed, we have to keep moving!" Team: "We can't keep moving forward, we need to stop for a sec and heal!" AI Director, programed specifically to dick over people who pause to prepare for too long: "No no, he has a point"

The Episode Should Be Called "YELLING AT EACH OTHER"

anyone else notice the edit at 4:56 to Jack's webcam lol

Bob: “ I really don’t think sprinting as quickly as we can is the strategy." Left 4 Dead: TOO SLOW, MORE ZOMBIES!!!

Gotta say that i'm on marks side here. gotta go fast guys

Mark: **has an item that can literally heal everyone** Also mark: **running away** *I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!* Everyone: MARK GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!

"You normally have to stay around and wait, but Mark just left." I see everyone knows how to play this game.

I love this video so much because Mark ACTUALLY knows what the hell to do and is handling everything CALMLY while the others scream every couple seconds and EVENTUALLY mark gets them to listen to him half ass and make aome progress lmfao

While people fall asleep listening to peaceful music I fall asleep to this

The names jack gives to the special infected Tank =jockey Hunter =jockey Boomer = the best thing to use a chainsaw on Jockey= M O U N T E R

5:50 Jack and Wade screamed in agony from the fire while Mark and Bob laugh 😂😂😂

"You overreact so much when you're being strangled" -Jack 2016

that first second when Mark says "I got the gnome!" the first time I watched this, I knew that certain doom was upon the rest of the gang as Mark's lust for power grew with that damned gnome!

The zombie that jumped infront of mark must have been one of his subscribers ;3

28:07 Jack: "He has so much health, Jesus." Jack... it's called a TANK... not a wimpy baby boi

4 years later, and I can 100% say Mark was right. I was initially hesitant, but the evidence stands.

holy shit jack Bob and wade are noobs if you stand then more special infected spawn if you keep moving less will spawn and some will be left behind anyway!

Mark:(saves everyone over and over and over again) Sean, wade, and bob: why aren’t you saving us!!!!!!

Watching this 5 years later, this episode gives me Sign Of Silence vibes where Mark got away from everything for a while singing the whole time

The sad part is the running technique really does work.... BUT this the big problem here is I normally bag on Markiplier for being terrible at some of his video games.... Now I know Bob, Jack, and Wade are all even worse than Markiplier at L4D XD

I noticed that when someone get's pinned by a hunter (not mark) they always say Jockey

I know I’m 5 years late, but I just have to compliment Mark on his one man adventure. He was by HIMSELF, at half health and single-handedly defeated several zombies. Not to mention the fact that he got to the lever a lot quicker than when he was with Wade, Bob or Sean. And Bob mentioned in the video that he was still at pretty good health while he was defeating a lot of zombies. Soo if that glitch didn’t happen he would’ve still been going strong

Mark's strategy: Fuck this shit I'm out.

I have watched this video so many times and it never gets old.

“NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!” *mark runs ahead and leaves literally everyone*

2:32 Mark woke up that day and chose chaos 😂 Mark: **looks directly at the car that had a warning at the top of the screen and flashed red** Mark: **hits it with the gnome** I "accidentally" hit a car-

Well… now that I’m watching it from Mark’s POV I think that he was not a complete dick. In fact, that seems to be the best strategy and it would work if the others just followed on. It’s really a rush to the finish line kind of thing.

Bob: I don't understand the acid, that's a new thing to me. Mark: You don't walk into the acid, basically. Bob: I'm not getting that, I thought I was fine. Seriously, Bob? You're supposed to be the smart one... How did you not immediately realize NOT to walk into the bubbling green acid on the ground? Basic gamer logic, man (or just common sense, really).

Jack seemed pissed at Mark majority of the time and it just made the whole thing more funny. Well done, my dudes :)

mark is right you have to be fast

On 19:34 I laughed so hard when a huge wave of zombies came to kill bob

Mark is CLEARLY the best of them

Mark :I'm doing good I'm gonna beat the level on my ow- Game: lemme stop you right there...

"A Hunter has pounced on Jack" Jack: Stupid Jockey!

I'm watching this again, years later, and during the quarantine phase, and when they were in the airport, there's a "do you have you mask" sign (around 51 mins) and man... that question becomes very relevant.

Mark did have the correct strategy to go straight through and shoot whatever is in your path. that's what I would do too. 😊😊😊😊

From Jack's footage, I thought Mark was just trolling and being egotistical... but with Mark's footage, it becomes clear that Mark DID know what he was doing, and that the other 3 were just plain incompetent. From what I can tell, they are in a mode where they continuously bleed out slowly, so by being slow, they screw themselves over, and Mark's rushing ahead was actually the key strategy they should have been following.

All I do is grab a shotgun and a med kit and book it

Mark is literally the only one who understands how this game works lol, if you stop for too long you'll just die anyway, the hordes almost never have a cool down

Mark: walks up to car and hits it Also mark:"I accidentally hit a car"

Wow the pink and green hair… blast from the past

I'M INVINCIBLE! (Famous Last Words)

I defend mark cuz he almost killed a good quarter when he pulled the trigger and stayed up the ladder

a zombie jumped infront of mark and it died.

I love when mark calls everyone his "sweet baby boys"

Tbh, me and my cousin has played L4D2 alot of times and mark's plan is the same plan we did and its apperently the right thing to do.

I love it when mark looks at the car and without hesitation hits it then says"I accidentally hit a car"

49:50 jack: I SEE THE LIGHT! also jack: EVERYTHING IS GOING DARK!

So is this just an entire hour of Mark's friends bitching at him for playing L4D2 well?

This is amazing! My favorite RU-vid's playing my favorite game! YUSSSSS

wade needs pink hair and bob needs blue hair.

they WERE too slow actually

These good ol'e days. Where 4k and 8k didn't exist.

in this episode, mark had an ego the size of a solar system

Am I the only one who is confused on why this vid has only 2 million views when it should have a Trillion views

Mark, thank you for being the only intelligent one of the bunch. The gnome doesn't heal enough to out heal everyone bleeding out AND taking damage, so you have to rush the levels. I see so many l4d2 players that think that if they take their sweet fockin time they'll get and easy win, and then when everyone dies because they tried to stick together and the one guy thinks he needs to "kill all the zombies in an area" the ai director always, ALWAYS, spawns more in. The longer you take, the more special infected you encounter, the more likely you are to lose. RANTING IS FUN, FUN I SAY!!!

Mark literally knows how to play the game, at a fast past, while everyone else is like going slow and sticking together.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mark and his friends make this game really fun to watch just because of how they talk in the game

2:18 The fact that mark ran into a hunter weaponless and didn't die still moderately bewilders me.

My name is Hunter, and it horrifies me every time I see "BUMBUM killed Hunter" 😭

This is basically how I view all four of them in this video: Mark - The self-appointed leader, much to everyone's chagrin. His tactics and strategies are reckless, but CAN work if everyone is on the same page, which nobody ever is because they don't respect Mark's leadership skills. Mark is killed several times, pisses everyone off by being an asshole, but still survives in the end because he's still smart enough to know how to survive. Jack - The leader's sidekick, and honestly a lot better player than the aforementioned leader (Mark). Jack constantly gets into arguments and spats with Mark, and is usually the one who is always having to save others from Mark's recklessness. However, much like a good sidekick, both Jack and Mark still work well together towards the end and that's why Jack also survives. Bob - The clueless, grumpy companion who bitches and complains a lot, doesn't really know what they're doing, and is just along for the ride. Bob says random things, randomly scolds others, and basically is just there for moral support and to have fun. He survives in the end due to basically dumb luck and for basically just not being as unlucky or stupid as Wade. Wade - The kindhearted, unlucky and moronic best friend of Mark/Jack/Bob who unfortunately gets everything thrown his way. He gets hurt and killed by everything, basically screws up more than he helps, and exasperates everyone else due to his ineptitude as the comic relief. But, he "sacrifices" himself in the end so that his friends can all live, as Wade is the only one who dies. So, honestly, all four of them make a great group; I could see a movie being made out of this!

Mark wasn't the problem here's why..., the zombies WILL swarm you, so you have to keep moving. Mark ran past the zombies (alone), and didn't go down... he went down when he had to wait. Bob, Wade, and Jack were together, and went slowly, and got swarmed. they also fired their, UN-SUPPRESSED , guns, attracting more zombies, and slowing down their (already too slow) pace. I used to play L4D2 with a friend, and we died when we slowed down, or stuck to one place for too long (Like I said with point 1- The zombies WILL swarm you). It doesn't matter what guns you have, or what throwables you have, swarms will cause you to have less ammo for stronger zombies, like the charger or tank. In Conclusion : the slow get swarmed and the fast run past.

Mark wasn't the problem

im in marks side I DEFEND MARK

41:24 Mark got so mad. Watch what falls.

I love how Mark plays the game how he's supposed to, but everyone still blames him.

The gnome’s face just grinning at the while mark laughs hysterically

This, to me, is the most entertaining L4D2 video I saw. I cannot...stop...laughing. xD This is co-op video gaming at its best, in my opinion. xD Wonder if these fellows played Hard Rain in the Ultra Realism mod under expert? xD

Wow they are many but I played this on single player and survived that map 20 times but marki boy was the awesome one in the game

Mark had the best strategy but had not as good teammates

+Markiplier is right he is the best player he did the right thing when he pulled the trigger and killed the horde but died by an accidental glitch. i would trust him in a zombie apocalypse game because he seems to now great strategies. +muyskerm +LordMinion777 +Jacksepticeye stop making fun of him he did protected ya'lls asses a lot!!!!!!!

Gotta love how Mark starts trying to have fun (hogging the gnome, bashing alarm cars) but ends up actually trying to try and save his hopeless team 🤣 and they were playing on normal difficulty.

They should have done more of this one