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The Godfather Of Vampire Survivors VS The Most Insane No Movement Challenge 

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@josiahrise8101
@josiahrise8101 4 месяца назад
"There's another chicken! My cats will be so utterly broken." Me, who's never seen this game before in my life: "Yes... excellent."
@AlexanderWilithinIII
@AlexanderWilithinIII 7 месяцев назад
1 Hour of a German man having a 3-pronged battle between game mechanics, RNG, and his sanity.
@Marxak666
@Marxak666 5 месяцев назад
Not to forget the 20 seconds never ending loop of music.
@michaeldonoghue9015
@michaeldonoghue9015 4 месяца назад
Das is gud, ya? lol I don’t know German
@MonitorGecko
@MonitorGecko 4 месяца назад
pretty onbrand for germans tho
@skeptikmavi6743
@skeptikmavi6743 3 месяца назад
Fr
@JamEvil
@JamEvil 9 месяцев назад
Dex slowly drifting into madness is why we all come back.
@matthiaspeeters4104
@matthiaspeeters4104 7 месяцев назад
I love that he goes to german so naturally and then snaps back out of it xD
@MulderStarling
@MulderStarling 6 месяцев назад
Slowly?
@Silver_Sage663
@Silver_Sage663 9 месяцев назад
Here is a theory. 43:00 The first Attractorb you got was by a cat, which was moving and therefore the red gem flew tangential to you and went like 7 miles away. Then the second attractorb re-triggered that red gem and it just took a hella long time to get to you.
@Karuyine
@Karuyine 9 месяцев назад
I think it doesn't work like that
@dahahaka
@dahahaka 9 месяцев назад
Nope, The problem is currently on the new engine when you trigger vacuum and you kill something the game isn't able to put the extra xp in the existing red gem, so it generates a new red gem and "steals" the xp from the red gem that is flying towards you. So there's a new red gem on the floor with all of the XP you wanted, and you instead collect a red gem that has like 1xp in it.
@TSDtim
@TSDtim 9 месяцев назад
My wife just made me watch Lord of the Rings The Two Towers last night. Seeing "Entelligence" blew me away. Synchronicity at its best.
@teachoneself
@teachoneself 9 месяцев назад
You know it's good when thr video is 1 hour long!!! I admire your patience and WE WANT MORE VAMPIRE SURVIVORS content
@hw_lundberg
@hw_lundberg 9 месяцев назад
YES
@danielduncan6806
@danielduncan6806 9 месяцев назад
Yeah, it is unacceptable to lose the experience you earned. That definitely needs fixing. It is probably affecting everyone, but most people can't/don't even understand what they are looking at.
@MikeyMile5411
@MikeyMile5411 7 месяцев назад
My guess is, the game is programmed to only have so many exp gems on the screen at one time, so all extra stops dropping
@danielduncan6806
@danielduncan6806 7 месяцев назад
@@MikeyMile5411Definitely not what is going on here. We already know the gems stop dropping at some point. But all exp gets compacted into a red gem slightly off-screen. That is not what is happening in the video. In the video here the exp is getting lost, never to be found again.
@RuneKatashima
@RuneKatashima 6 месяцев назад
But it did get found, when he leveled up later. Someone else pointed out he got two attract orbs and it sent the one with all the exp off screen. Even if they're wrong, it's undeniable he got it. @@danielduncan6806
@brunobuzzatti1134
@brunobuzzatti1134 6 месяцев назад
man, using words like " unacceptable " for that kind of things...
@brunobuzzatti1134
@brunobuzzatti1134 6 месяцев назад
i wonder what you say when something is really unacceptable..
@Barbaryotaku
@Barbaryotaku 9 месяцев назад
The irony of someone called Dex not moving
@HippieMoshpit
@HippieMoshpit 6 месяцев назад
43:59 "Oh my god look at how big my balls are! Do you see them flying around?" -Dex 2023
@alexstewart9592
@alexstewart9592 9 месяцев назад
While the healing effect of evolved Garlic doesn't work if it can't kill enemies, it ALSO gets permanent bonus damage from all healing received after it evolves, and so evolving it early does actually add a decent amount of raw damage. I don't think the bonus damage won the challenge for you, but I suspect it may have saved you a revive at the end.
@user-yp8gg7gw2n
@user-yp8gg7gw2n 4 месяца назад
Can evolve if you can't move
@riplix20
@riplix20 2 месяца назад
@@user-yp8gg7gw2n47:50
@BigGahndiLobster
@BigGahndiLobster 9 месяцев назад
Watching the chest just sit next to you in these runs is so hard!
@harlekkindreitausend249
@harlekkindreitausend249 9 месяцев назад
„The main difficulty in this no movement-challange is not to move“ big brain time 😊🤙
@Zorgdub
@Zorgdub 9 месяцев назад
That intro had me laughing out loud. Also, Dex truly is the master of No Movement challenges.
@Kelenae
@Kelenae 9 месяцев назад
dex's decent into madness
@gasYotube
@gasYotube 9 месяцев назад
These challenges are not suitable for weak-minded people, only the most resilient and crazy people can overcome this challenge.
@melvinISmischievous
@melvinISmischievous 9 месяцев назад
I got inspired to do this run myself. First attempt I got the green reaper at minute 4. Second attempt I ended up winning. I got 0 chest but my build was garlic, silver wind, magic wand, victory sword, night sword and laurel. My passive where armor, attract orb, duplicator, pummarola and empty tome. My arcana was divine bloodline for that sweet sweet health. I stopped leveling up at the 20ish minute mark but I never died till the end. It was pretty fun doing the challenge myself while watching you play!
@smittery
@smittery 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, i just completed it first try with divine bloodline. Especially since you are unlikely to evolve many weapons, divine bloodline boosts the damage output of several unevolved weapons, it seemed a no brainer
@adamgarden977
@adamgarden977 9 месяцев назад
I only recently got into Vamp Survivors and I just wanted to say thank you for all your entertaining videos!
@batcrow6224
@batcrow6224 9 месяцев назад
Once I opened the video I started trying the challenge for myself and am under the impression that early armor is really essential then having either mirage robe/victory sword/bone to get you through early game. Looking forward to what ideas Dex came up with
@DexTag
@DexTag 9 месяцев назад
Usually Mirage Robe worked differently or I am drunk. It would move out and cover a lot more area, meaning you don't even end up getting hit unless you get heavily overrun. It turned into one of my favorite survival weapons in recent times because it was so effective at controlling all the enemies. But when you can't move it's a different story, especially in a case where you don't know what spawns. Armor is top tier though, 0 arguing against that. I have always praised it so I share the opinion. Not really as an item because the game doesn't require it, but more as a power up to focus on early on
@batcrow6224
@batcrow6224 9 месяцев назад
@@DexTag Mirage robe was really nice the first couple attempts to get through the first few minutes but I swear that usually once you had enough amount mirage robe would start colliding with itself and expanding outwards. For some reason that doesn't happen when you try no movement so I have no idea what's going on with that
@simplyhammer5105
@simplyhammer5105 9 месяцев назад
​@DexTag movement speed and weapon speed is usually higher.
@unsweetenedfruit
@unsweetenedfruit 7 месяцев назад
@DexTag not sure if they fixed it, but the issue with Mirage is that it does follow your direction. Unlike other weapons, though, it seems like it doesn't automatically interpret which way you're pointing when you pick it up, so since you never move, it just spawns them without any directional push so they just stack on each other instead. Definitely NOT how it is supposed to worm.
@h0ly208
@h0ly208 7 месяцев назад
This was the first time I've ever seen vampire survivors played. Good runs!
@firstnamelastname442
@firstnamelastname442 9 месяцев назад
59:51 i think the cats are triggering your victory sword retaliation, and because you have combo finisher it can reach far away enemies
@tree_eats
@tree_eats 9 месяцев назад
Don't know how you make such a dull concept so damn entertaining, every time you do these challenges. Must be the wit, balls and Entelligence, lol.
@AreimaYT
@AreimaYT 9 месяцев назад
Your formatting is just plain entertaining. Its like listening to someone lose their shit.
@dirtydishes2148
@dirtydishes2148 9 месяцев назад
Congrats Dex! Hope they can get those bugs fixed quickly.
@EEEGotomtom
@EEEGotomtom 9 месяцев назад
I love the random German remarks in there XD I only recently discovered this game. I have never seen some of these weapons in the game.
@yakobsoulstorm5187
@yakobsoulstorm5187 2 месяца назад
Some of them are DLC weapons.
@emma1071
@emma1071 7 месяцев назад
It’s amazing that literally everyone forgets that divine bloodline doesn’t just gain health. It also adds bonus damage based on your missing health
@InsertScaryNameHere
@InsertScaryNameHere 6 месяцев назад
A "Ach Mann" during struggels is always good :D happens to me as well :D
@DrihunGaming
@DrihunGaming 6 дней назад
the energy compared to the lackluster game-play, hilarious
@Craig-lk1sp
@Craig-lk1sp 9 месяцев назад
I've never seen this channel before but I skipped a few minutes in and heard 'yes! 8 balls flowing around me!" which I thoroughly enjoyed.
@kr1v
@kr1v 9 месяцев назад
Yooooo, not moving must be really difficult! Also nice video!!
@SomeCanine
@SomeCanine 3 месяца назад
Dev: "Okay so this game is really simple. You only have to move your character" "Hmmm... sounds complicated... I don't think I will"
@potato.1232
@potato.1232 Месяц назад
😂
@smallwaffles2337
@smallwaffles2337 7 месяцев назад
congratz on 100k mayne
@GlitchedHAL
@GlitchedHAL 6 месяцев назад
As an Italian speaker, it took me a hot minute to think "Hmm... what can the joke be with Poe's name?" An then it hit me. "Poeratcho" is the literal pronounciation of "Poraccio", wich is roman dialect for some very poor and unfortunate man. God I love this game XD
@ishkabibblezz
@ishkabibblezz 9 месяцев назад
Nice to see more hellish runs before the Bitrate Killer update drops. Thank you Daddy Dex❤
@somerandomwizard5799
@somerandomwizard5799 2 месяца назад
Imagine being Satan or whatever and watching your armies dying in droves to an old man sitting on a park bench
@murphylhunn
@murphylhunn 11 дней назад
EIGHT BALLS FLYING AROUND ME! THIS IS MESMERIZING Subbed
@Dra2502
@Dra2502 9 месяцев назад
Damn, so much frustration with the new engine. But thank you for the very entertaining video!
@gasYotube
@gasYotube 9 месяцев назад
The bug that causes you to lose experience on gems is frustrating. I appreciate that the game is fluid but that error should be corrected urgently.
@rakkorancata1124
@rakkorancata1124 2 месяца назад
I found this video as entertaining as calming (I dunno why calming)! Subbed!
@StephenOwen
@StephenOwen 9 месяцев назад
Peppino would be great for this, he begins with the evolved garlic Trouser with fuwalo fuwalo would be great also
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 5 месяцев назад
Poe: "Nope. Not gettin' out of this chair."
@davidsullivan2404
@davidsullivan2404 7 месяцев назад
Congratulations on 100k
@stormdrifter7904
@stormdrifter7904 9 месяцев назад
Thanks for showing where the non-inverted inverse setting is. I couldn’t find it
@nale5126
@nale5126 9 месяцев назад
absolute mad lad
@LordThomasPassion
@LordThomasPassion Месяц назад
I just watched this despite not knowing what this is or who this man is. The thumbnail intrigued me, and i liked the numbers.
@TheFeed816
@TheFeed816 8 дней назад
It's a really addicting game and very cheap, check it out!
2 месяца назад
Why the fudge this is so good and entertaining to watch?
@lenonr.2739
@lenonr.2739 9 месяцев назад
40:00 the moment dex lose his mind 🤣
@discountdisco2273
@discountdisco2273 7 месяцев назад
Dex became so frustrated his inner german came out for a second
@ashmaDey
@ashmaDey 9 месяцев назад
I missed your videos so much that I had to buy the game myself XD
@dbpaule
@dbpaule 9 месяцев назад
Ich zitiere passend zum dritten E: „Ich bin so klug… K L U K“ Keep on doing your content. I really like following you! 👍😊
@ignatiusgod5935
@ignatiusgod5935 4 месяца назад
what ive noticed is that sometimes with the attractorb, the red gem just flies by you and goes on forever
@khangle6872
@khangle6872 9 месяцев назад
Funny that Dex pick victory sword almost everytime but never pick it, yet the winning game had the victory sword carry
@DexTag
@DexTag 9 месяцев назад
Victory Sword only works really well if you have Bloodline Arcana with it, since it has a counter-attack that counts as retaliatory attacks. Victory Sword is by far not a bad weapon as it covers multiple things at once, but it's not outstanding in a singular field. E.g. if you just want to be safe, then a counter-attacking weapon that mainly acts after being struck is not good, especially when the enemy striking you is a boss that deals 1/3 of your HP as damage. The pre-evo Muramasa for example can at least lifesteal, which means it has use beyond just retaliatory damage
@ilbabo2218
@ilbabo2218 9 месяцев назад
I haven't used Mirage Robe in the game (only seen it in gameplay videos) so I could be wrong here, but it seems that each mirage moves for a short duration in a straight line, moving with the same speed and in the same direction that you were moving when that mirage is spawned. I'm assuming that standing still gives them zero speed, therefore they'll never move away from you.
@Eyes0penNoFear
@Eyes0penNoFear 4 месяца назад
0:55 reminds me of the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive aaaaaaand dodge!
@lartus8027
@lartus8027 2 месяца назад
Made me smile as his sanity slowly melted away.
@YangBalanceYin
@YangBalanceYin 9 месяцев назад
Always appreciate a fellow ball enjoyer.
@Ohmargod
@Ohmargod 4 месяца назад
"Och mann, jetzt komm!" So german that I had to subscribe
@KaimArgonarEyyyy
@KaimArgonarEyyyy 9 месяцев назад
A frustrated/angry German does make the best content, German language is just so fun
@ottovmp
@ottovmp 6 месяцев назад
"The main difficulty with these no move challenges is that we can not move." I see. :D (Actually laughed out loud! Crazy stuff, I've just unlocked my third dude.)
@DarkRocketz
@DarkRocketz 6 месяцев назад
In the first round it was painful to watch so many opportunities to pump the spinach that you didn't took haha I think that would keep you alive at least few more levels
@Oxokopolis
@Oxokopolis 9 месяцев назад
i have a question? Is it a known bug that all item values are 10x, but only in the description like the Spellbook shows it give me 80% cdr per level while actually giving me only 8% or the Lighntning Ring Level 3 upgrade says Base Area up by 100% instesd of 10%, if i pick it i still get the 10%, it is somewhat missleading. I was thinking the 1HP per second from the Arrow per level was nice, until i realised it only increased by .1 every time, i felt so scammed. I didnt found anything about it, maybe you know whats happening.
@Glothmorg1
@Glothmorg1 9 месяцев назад
At 1:02 I lolled so hard I woke everyone in the house.
@aqua9987
@aqua9987 9 месяцев назад
Suit up guys, 1 hour of pure Dex content
@justinwhite2725
@justinwhite2725 4 месяца назад
'you guys can see it because I'll show the footage i already did' Except that the part where the chest droped was cut off. We cant even prove he didnt move to it.
@420THETANK
@420THETANK 8 месяцев назад
GREAT VIDEO❤❤
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 9 месяцев назад
@47:35 For better and worse, at least the DLC bosses aren't in the Green Acres pool. Because the deer... the invincible deer... X_X
@powerful7845
@powerful7845 9 месяцев назад
The deer only steals your kill count it stops gaining HP after awhile
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 9 месяцев назад
@@powerful7845 I meant in the context of it just sitting on someone unkillable for an extended time.
@azraellie_
@azraellie_ 12 дней назад
I love how every single thing you did to be transparent and show you weren't cheating went to shit in one way or another
@matheusphilipe8614
@matheusphilipe8614 9 месяцев назад
Amazing build
@Ultralordbro
@Ultralordbro 7 месяцев назад
the experience issue is probably due to the amount on the ground causing it not to spawn anymore on kills
@guska5523
@guska5523 3 месяца назад
I've watched so many of your videos, but 20:50 is the moment I hit the subscribe button. I'm crying.
@tomislavmidanovic8666
@tomislavmidanovic8666 9 месяцев назад
When the title said "grandfather of vampire survivors" I though you'd play an old game like crimson lands that was part of the same ganre
@crefelder1
@crefelder1 6 месяцев назад
"Alter, give me doch Larobba!" These videos are fun! Bestes Englisch.
@BarryTGash
@BarryTGash 5 месяцев назад
A tale as old as time itself: a geriatric man takes his bag of cats to the park. Classic.
@bekesir12
@bekesir12 3 месяца назад
I've been watching this for thirty minutes and I have no idea what is going on or what game this is, all I know is there are chickens!
@Paperworms2nd
@Paperworms2nd Месяц назад
"Ich brauche keine Hilfe und Support!" 🤣
@falguard
@falguard 9 месяцев назад
I made it to minute 20 in Inverse Abyss Foscari. I'm honestly shocked. Poe is a versatile old fart.
@Your_Degenerate
@Your_Degenerate 9 месяцев назад
It's not how big your bone is, it's how clean you keep your garlic.
@TheRootinTeuton
@TheRootinTeuton Месяц назад
This video is the definition of German efficiency, but also doubles as a synonym for panzer chocolate.
@Yaeza31
@Yaeza31 24 дня назад
23:47 Maniacal laughs of pain and suffering
@T1mbothy
@T1mbothy 9 месяцев назад
The three Es! I'm howling
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 22 дня назад
Some day that Dex is still waiting for that La Robba max out
@bluexco
@bluexco 4 месяца назад
Ouch, I felt your pain up to the 25 minure mark, not getting furniture was SO painful! Edit: I made it to 47 minutes in. This is too painful to watch now!
@NewCrazyMt2
@NewCrazyMt2 9 месяцев назад
Gutes Video weiter so!
@Alchemic09
@Alchemic09 9 месяцев назад
Ah my favorite Vampire Survivors and likes RU-vidr, THE BALD BALLS
@0blivionvoid139
@0blivionvoid139 5 месяцев назад
I have no idea who you are or what this game is, but as a fan of insane challenges I really enjoyed this!
@vincentdamery1907
@vincentdamery1907 9 месяцев назад
Let's go 100k!
@TheEverwritten
@TheEverwritten 9 месяцев назад
You try Rogue Genesia recently? Really liking it.
@StephenOwen
@StephenOwen 9 месяцев назад
Is that on switch? I’m looking for a good rogue or vampire survivors like game to play on the switch
@corvosweet-moon8629
@corvosweet-moon8629 9 месяцев назад
I feel like gatti amari is glitched and eats gems like its evolution
@SeraphimKnight
@SeraphimKnight 2 месяца назад
I haven't played vampire survivors since 0.6 so seeing this much new stuff was very confusing but impressive. Dibs to the developer.
@semiherdogan9862
@semiherdogan9862 2 месяца назад
"ich brauch keine hilfe und Support" 😂😂
@doomer998
@doomer998 7 месяцев назад
The cat: i ate a vacuum
@xredgambit
@xredgambit 9 месяцев назад
In the end the Bone and Balls carry Dex. The same as it ever was.
@melody_BP
@melody_BP 2 дня назад
first time watching vampire survivors. Very confusing. I like it
@biggusdongus
@biggusdongus 9 месяцев назад
His voice went full yoda 🤣
@avatarofdeath
@avatarofdeath 9 месяцев назад
I literally can't find anyone reporting on the vacuum not working correctly
@HerrDerpington
@HerrDerpington 3 месяца назад
Poe secretly stands for Path of Exile with Righteous Garlic build
@terrystokes7893
@terrystokes7893 9 месяцев назад
I got stuck in a corner in the library and it lasted for over 140 minutes.... just now actually, I ate dinner..went out for a bit, hung with my girlfriend....but left my phone in the charger while this happened..... I was mind blown ☺️
@rafaelspagnollo7241
@rafaelspagnollo7241 2 месяца назад
There's a limit of crystals that can be on the screen. After you reach the peak, crystals just wont spawn anymore. That's why that vacuum only gave you a single level, the experience was not accumulated from all the enemies, just from the first 200 or so. You can observe that you just stop leveling even when the enemies die on a very close range of, that's because they aren't dropping any experience
@DexTag
@DexTag 2 месяца назад
That's false. They still drop but get instantly accumulated into the gem furthest away, but with a certain distance at max. That's what I refer to as red gem, since well, it's red. As colors on the gems are determined by xp amount so it shifts to green and then into red.
@5150_Designs
@5150_Designs 8 месяцев назад
I get hit by the damn cats EVERYTIME they touch me. there are times I think my game is broken! *EDIT* @ 20:56 you earned a sub because of the angry German @ 10am part. I giggled hard and loud at that!
@GreypegasusPlays
@GreypegasusPlays 2 месяца назад
As someone whos only half german, hwaring your “swearing” is amazing xD
@MidnightBONK
@MidnightBONK 5 месяцев назад
21 minutes in German becomes self-aware.
@pskry
@pskry 9 месяцев назад
Eggsperience. Missed opportunity.
@FiksIIanzO
@FiksIIanzO 2 месяца назад
This video got suggested to me randomly _seven months_ after it came out. I nearly crapped myself seeing my name in the first frames. Can't even remember making that comment lmao. But I am thoroughly impressed this time around, no more bitching from me
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