The GOOFIEST GTA 5 Races WE'VE EVER HAD 

I love the part at 5:00 when he went …

"Is that puffer? It is!! Hi puffer!!!" He sounds so happy lmao

Puffers wheeze at the start was amazing. Sounded like that meme of the airplane toilet sucking the toilet paper

Hello, I'm Joe Biden's wife's husband Joe Biden

Its a good day when Blarg uploads

19:36 is the ultimate "crouching moron, hidden badass" moment

Hope you’re doing better blarg ❤️ sending lots of positive vibes your way 😎

I don’t understand how Blarg isn’t at 1 million subs like the rest of the goons. He deserves 3 million

Hope you’re doing well Blarg!

“On Mario Party house rules” “McNasty, get the fuck out the way” Puffer gets it

The freeroam at the start is always hilarious.

I like how the most replayed part is the silent part. *I'm not the only one who replayed that wondering if I had gone crazy xD*

26:07 iron mans chest beam charging up be like:

Hope your alright blarg ❤️❤️

Blargs laugh at 26:28 has me rolling

You are the only content creator on RU-vid that can consistently have me in tears from laughing. And i thank you for that.

Thanks for making my day Blarg❤

Only a mad man does the same thing over and over, expecting different results and gets mad nothing changes. You should learn how to drive in tubes, Matt. And no, it wasn't the car. Smitty did it in a basic ass T20. Your 900R is hands down far better than a T20

If Blarg uploads that means he's feeling better. KEEP IT UP

Hello There Blarg

Not that this will necessarily help you, but the Banshee 9000 is one of the _worst_ super-class cars to use in races in this game. It has _zero_ grip, which results in exactly the sort of problems you’ve had here. Trust me on this: go for the _Pegassi Tempesta._ it’s the Lamborghini Huracán analogue, and it has some of the best handling in the entire Super class. It’s top speed isn’t the best, but in races like these that hardly matters at all lmao. It’s got grip like nothing else and it’s nimble in the air. Trust me, Matt. Grab yourself one of those.

6:30 So a Milk bag and a Box boy have an arguments and Potato man came in.

That audio cutout at 5:00 oof

I feel like blarg would be the rare occasion where i get in a online argument but i like the person im against

Blarg is the true hero of the group. I always watch Blarg's videos first.

It’s good to see him uploading again we need to get him to 1 mil

Hope you're doing okay friending. Remember to take a break if you need too. We'll still love you

Its a good day when Blarg uploads

Blarg got to tell you something about the blue viper you use in races it sucks don't use it it is meant for drifting

5:01 some unruly things had to have been said for Matt to cut the audio for 5 seconds lol

that Wheeze 🤣 26:53 -Tea is Ready :)

Hello, Humans "It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen." -Muhammad Ali TERRANCE OUT

5:00 almost a good 10 seconds of silence 😂

why did the audio cut out at 5:00 did someone say something they werent supposed to?

Damn, McNasty just straight up ain’t funny sometimes

Hey blarg I just want to say I hope you are doing good. I'm not doing the best mentally. Your videos make me smile. Although I get a head ache almost every time

Hope you are feeling good. If you need to take time away then do it. We love you blarg. Your health matters. COVID sucks. I had it and felt like crap. Take it easy

Thank you for all your content Blarg, you always manage to make us all laugh after a hard day ❤️ I hope you're doing well bro

The image of a distressed child Mongolian throat singing while his parents fight followed by them both beating the shit out of him for doing it is incredibly funny to me.

I love how in some parts in blarg’s videos just cut the audio like if he broke his audio interface right then and there.

20:04 had me dying lmao!!

When blarg uploads, I wake up and I'm happy the whole day. Blarg all day keeps my depression away.

i havent laughed that hard in a while, thanks blarg for the sore tummy!

Bro it’s been so fun watching Matt grow and gain traction fast. I think we love him for his extremely fast and clever humor. Hopefully I’m not alone in that. I’m high as fuck bro

If there was a new alignment, it would be Chaotic Deep Fried Wholesome. And I can guarantee that Blarg fits that so well. Hope you're having an awesome day!

Who’s drifting in their Honda at 0:03

to be fair, when it comes to making movies you have to be mean as a director or nothing will get done properly. its a movie, you're gunna strangle her but its not like you're a psycho, you're gunna stop when the director says cut n what not. its the same with saying the N word in movies. everyone there should know that you saying that word is because of the character and not that you're actually a racist. whats weird too is people in general are pieces of shet but they also tend to be too kind when it comes to certain things. many movies wouldn't be as good if the directors listened to their actors. look at the shining. shelly duvaul got terrorized on that set but it made her reactions and actions genuine AF and people today still love that movie to this day. if she got her way then her character wouldn't have been as convincing. a lot of people almost died on james cameron movies, i know the abyss was a big one where people almost died because of having to be under water for long periods of time. we're also lucky tarentino is as tame as he is considering his mentor for a long time was harvey weinstein. i mean harvey was the one who got quinten his first movie and he stayed with harvey for the rest of his career basically. taretino has said harvey was like a fugged up father figure to him. again im glad tarantino didn't participate in the stuff harvey did but it does suck that he was in harveys life for so long. im pretty sure the only weird thing quinten does is love feet way too much lol. i noticed it way too much in once upon a time in hollywood and it annoyed me because i hate feet and all the feet in that movie are DIRTY NASTY FEET! not even clean! i know a fetish for foot lovers is to see like dead mice stomped by feet. again its disgusting but of all the things hollywood people do, that is the least fugged up. he loves movies though and he wont ever use CGI in his movies which is why hes one of my fav directors. i love movies too and how they're made so i appreciate his love for movies and his want to keep film as film. i saw a vid about him when he was making resovouir dogs and someone told him: "oh you can't do that they wont let you" and quinten was like "who the fug is THEY?" and he went to harvey, told him his movie idea and what he wanted to do and harvey stopped and thought for a min and told quinten "alright just remember miramax let you do this" and then quinten made his movie and everyone loved it despite a lot of people fainting at it lol. i think a lot of him being able to make his movie the way he wanted to was he used his own money to get through every process. because i mean its true though, "they" always stop many film makers from making the movies they want and its like how is that possible? are the directors too cowardly to say no to them and make their own movie? in fear of the movie not being made because of it? did those producers have the money to make it and if the director doesn't do what they want it wont be made? this is why i feel like he had to have his own money to have his movies made the way he wanted them made. which is fine its just that not everyone has that. i also do think it has to do with wanting it so badly you will tell anyone in your way; "no". even to the producers who are involved in whatever way in your movie. again its this kind of meanness you need to make movies and make GOOD movies. even so, quinten isn't a mean guy at all. there are way worse and meaner directors. i dont think anyones life was in danger on a tarantino film like it was on a james cameron film. yeah tarantino might want you to choke someone but he wont let that person die from it ya know? how else are you going to pretend to choke someone realistically if you dont actually do it? you gotta dig deep and pull out that emotion of wanting to strangle someone so again, it looks real.

I was depressed when I watched this episode but now I'm extremely happy 😊 🤡💜💜💜💜💜😀

Click baity title is click baity... but we're all here for the laughs anyway so fuck it. Hopefully the titles get you more subscribers, Blarg. Still don't know how you're not at a mill yet given how many much larger channels you are in that have your humor showcased...

I love Blarg and the crew!!! They always make my day!

You really should ask for subs AFTER the content. Like "Hey if you liked the video, consider subbing for more future content"

As of 13 October 2022 at 7:38am Eastern Australian Time, Matt has 911k subscribers. Perfect.

Joe Biden GPS would be great. He’d say “Come on man!” Instead of “recalculating” when you miss a turn.

watching this to cheer me up after a car crashed really badly just behind my house. thank you so much for helping me :)

Everyone's talking about the audio cut, but no one's talking about where it should have cut. 5head conspiracy.

5:00 Puffer definitely said something racist and Matt asked to have it cut.

Hey blarg, you can take a break if you want to. I hope you are doing well

Miyazaki is a foot lover too, play any of his games and you'll find a fantastic set of feet somewhere in there 😂😂 in Elden ring Malenia has the ability the wiggle her toes if she wanted to 💀

It’s night and day the content the goons provide compared to smii7y and the rest😂 they tryna get laughs for their 12 year old fanbase while the rest are actually funny

when i was in rehab this guy asked the staff to play his favorite song during music time and he played Mongolian throat music and i laughed and got in trouble and lost music privileges

Ngl Tarantino is great as a director but that g*mp scene in Pulp Fiction... Watched it for the first time in high school and that scene made me walk out

Oh shit, windmill

Daddy blarg just wondering if it's me or the whole video but the audio cuts at 5:05 or 5:03 and cuts back in 5 seconds after not a big problem but yeah

America can be described in one word: AWDSMFAFOOTHIMAAAFOOTAFOOTWHSCUSME

Hey, I just wanted to check briesofty if there is a way for to import a new soft into the program, for example softs or sotNice tutorialng that

Bruhhh the vid at first was at 0,5% speed by accident. they sounded mad drunk lmao

Most ppl who design gta maps have catchup mode off. Turn it off and u will make the jump.

Brain mapping tells us that the centers for arousal and the centers that identify feet in the brain are touching -- that's why foot fetishes are so common.

0:10 What the fuck is happening in the background !? lol I see an angry Matt hitting a wall with a car and his foot !? What the hell !?

Spit bandit follower apologizes for my spit lord 😔 Please accept this positivity

Damn, hearing your controller in the background makes me big button popsicles

HEY! You might be using data instead of your wifi! Also go drink a glass of water

Every and any video involving Gayffer, I dislike off rip without seeing the video at all lol

If there's one thing to take away from this, it's that blarg needs to stop using the stupid banshee

I don’t think he watches enough of byze and his groups videos bc the banshee sucks

It’s funny you guys asking if they update it when an update came out like a month ago😂

uhhhhh matt my friend the voice audio cuts out for like a solid 10 secs right at the 5 minute mark

GET MATT TO ONE MILLION SUBS (imagine on funny mic)

if your subbed to any of the Smii7y group, you should be subbed to everyone in the group

It honestly pisses me off with how bad RU-vidrs are at racing in gta

Frog hall is a place. I just found out. England finally has So min good

7:55 Grandma at 3am when you're sleeping over

The grand slam bit while messed up im a sucker for dark humour.

Why is Mcnasty mic always low in blargs videos? I need to hear my boy

tf happened at like the beginning of the vid muting??? Was YT being a bitch again

so look up dan schneider feet fetish. you thought quentins was bad

Aye Dave Chapelle got a foot fetish. It’s not just Smitty

Frucket

1:27 Josh Lindsay has conditioned smii7y well🤣🤣

Your content has really been helping me through a tough time, thanks man 👍

🥰😍🤩😘😗Love U Matt😗😘🤩😍🥰 This Vid Made Me Cry Laughing

Who’s watching after 1 million

well time to wait for a week and a half for Smii7y's vid to come out

i came from smitty's channel and i had never heard matt's real voice.

Love your content!

Man has 10 million and has not one good car. Only npc cars 3:25

You need to play cod more with smii7y and grizzy

Glad for the uploads, and I hope you're doing well

Y'all not friends with grizzy anymore ?

Why did the audio break for like 10 seconds at 5:00 ?