"I can't stand myself alone with my thoughts for, like, longer than three minutes" is one of the most relatable quotes I have ever heard. Mika is my spirit animal.
I'm not sure i understand why... Why can't you by alone with your thoughts? I usually examine past memories and remember key facts from them, or i plan that I'll be doing after taking a dump...
as someone that also cant stand to be alone with my own thoughts, its because most of my life has been depressing and my brain doesnt work very well, fortunately the miracle of grass makes it much easier
youtubers/content creators should not be the people's standards for these kind of serious stuff. this is why most people who spend a lot of time on the internet is mentally unstable
Gosh. This is a Nyanners-tier story. Holy crap, the difference between how Enna looks and how she talks is glorious. I feel like washing my hands after listening though.
Have you heard her sing? Why is it that the gremlins are the god tier singers (looking at ironmouse)? Do keep in mind that her earlier videos she was struggling with (and still is to a smaller degree) a lung infection (I think), so she couldn't really sing full power without getting winded. Nowadays she can sing a lot more
@Daniel Jaramillo Enna's introductory song "wish of this songbird" is amazing. For Ironmouse I'd recommend adding "opera" to the search and going for example for her "Ave maria" vid from 2022
I can't help but agree with Enna on a lot of points, although I would say the all-clothes-off would be something that would only happen at the times where you feel like you're about to die. Which happens sometimes on sudden-wake-up panic-rush-to-bathroom moments. I swear sometimes your intestines feel like they're going through some kind of intense postpartum-anxiety that translates into literal pain, and it takes a couple minutes/HOURS for it to realize 'oh I shouldn't be stressed any more'.... THOSE are the times instant strip is required. Also +1 for West having baths and toilets in the same room, woo yeah.
I feel Enna's point of view is too crazy and clean maniac for me. Sometimes you just want to have a relaxing time taking a shit watching memes in the toilet, who cares? Why obsess and get stressed out over something so simple? I agree with taking your shirt off sometimes when the shit is too intense and it's a hot day
@@LeonardoTheMomo yea if you live without ac or your bathroom isnt well vented, and you have a nice shirt you want to wear the rest of the day, then it makes sense to take that off so you dont ruin in, but otherwise there is never a reason.
@@LeonardoTheMomo I don't understand how you can concentrate in anything while doing it. For years thought it was a cartoon logic thingy and not real Also, not clean crazy just trying to minimize contact with POOP PARTICULES
@@ricardomiles2957 : I have a hard, hard pair of truths for you: 1) once you open that door, poo particles are going all over the house, and 2) your phone is filthier than your toilet (someone actually did research on this).
I'm on Mika's side I mean I'm usually not constantly constipated but Ill shit flush and spend another 30 mins on the toilet staring at RU-vid or memes trying to get fully awake enough to not slip in the shower half asleep and die
that sounds more like you're just not a morning shower person, you're an evening shower person. if your shower relaxes you so much you might fall asleep, why not take advantage of that and pass out like a baby when you need it?
@@fangorn23 some people can't, if you have heavy night sweats, or as a man get greasy balls just for sleeping 8 hours, you need that morning shower to refresh, clean up and smell good for work. Unless you work a dirty/sweaty job like a gardener for instance you dont need to, but if you work an office job or somethign you interact with people you need to be clean first thing in the morning.
Dude holy shit Mika is actually me when I shit. She's an actual hero to the stool using shitters who just vibes in the toilet watching videos while you slowly lose feeling in your legs.
I'm feeling Enna on so many levels with this Convo. Some of my reasons for being buck naked is to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of sweating and getting my clothes wet since I strictly use water (because H2O supremacy). There's also that subconscious fear of having at least a tiny inkling of poop water on my clothes. Being naked on the toilet feels natural. The bit about using your phone while doing the #2 is strange for me. I never bring it with me. If I did, I always disable sensors and have it off in a corner somewhere.
Not using the phone in the toilet is weird. It's not different than people using books or newspapers in the past. The poop particles arguments doesn't stand because mythbusters already proved those particles get everywhere in your bathroom, even in your toothbrush that is in the a closed compartment in the medicine cabinet. They are so tiny and few that it's harmless and not dirtier than the normal air dust flying around.
@@LeonardoTheMomo using on the toilet that is, you are taking a dumb how you can pay attention to anything? For years thought it was a cartoon logic thingy that wasn't real. And good knoe, since I don't left anything inside the bathroom(hair stuff, towels and tooth brushes all in my room when not used) so I has having maximum protection this whole
@@LeonardoTheMomo I don't take anything with me because like Enna it takes me less than five minutes to shit. I don't want to spend the next 15, 20 or 30 minutes sitting on a toilet when I could look at my phone somewhere else.
@@LeonardoTheMomo I'd rather take a shit in less than 5 minutes and then sit in a comfortable chair on my phone instead. I shit, I clean up, I leave the bathroom.
I go pantsless, I like to manspread, elbows on knees, and one time someone tackled the door and broke the latch on a public toilet when it didn't open on the first try... you're not safe even if you lock the door.
As an IBS sufferer, I understand how Mika does her business and the time it takes for her to do it… However, I can’t but agree with Enna on how it SHOULD be. I envy Enna’s digestive system. Also, like Enna, I also poop naked. Everyone should try it. If you’ve not done it, you don’t really know freedom. Also you don’t dirty your clothes by doing so. Also, poop particles are a thing. That smell? it’s poop particles getting to your nose. Clean your phones after popping, folks!
Lately while I’ve been taking a dump or taking a shower I have Swamp People episodes playing in the background on my phone. Like I take a tissue, fold it up, put my phone on it, put it on the counter by the sink, and have Swamp People playing.
I mean they're both right in a way. Enna's right that your poop has to be a soft serve (not like diarrhoea) for it to be a good poop. Also having good fiber (and healthy intestinal flora) = good poop. Mika is right that squatting, or propping your legs up makes it easier to take a dump, especially if you're bloated or constipated. Helps with peristalsis (making your guts push the poop out). But having good bacteria in your gut gives you better digestion.
Yeah sure youtube, exactly what I wanted to hear while eating... It's 4 even month old, youtube really waited for me to sit down and eat before recommending this xD
Not locking the door when taking a dump must be a Canadian thing tbh, I had a Canadian roommate once and it was fricking annoying specially during daytime that you wouldn't see the lights on. At least it did teach me to knock before entering, gotta give him that.
The joys and tribulations of a proper poop. The definition of feeling comfy with 'the audience', is being able to share poop-procedures and consistency evaluations. Proper stuff.
Where is the logic in being grossed out by poo particles? You don't want it to stick to your clothes or phone, but you do realize it's also all over your body, your face, it gets in your mouth, you inhale it. Somehow the brain selectively ignore those parts.
I've experienced both of those method and I'm with Mika abt the phone thing and Enna with shitting while naked. If I'm not distracted I'm more aware of my poopie and its more harder to me to shit when i can feel my whole body working hard to shit (u could tell I'm just nervous of shitting) ALSO THE SMELL if I'm with my phone I suddenly cant smell so my shit smell wont be injected to my lungs and everything went out smoothly. I kinda make it a habit to shit before taking a shower lol like Enna's right poopy will get in the air and stick to my clothes and I do not like that. yes I always wipe my phone after I'm done shitting heck if I shit with clothes on I'd spray myself with hand sanitizer all over me just so iI could feel clean
Wait...isnt taking it all off normal, it’s uncomfortable for me otherwise. I agree with Enna’s statements lmao. Also Mika, i relate to this 5:14 also this 7:55
It's not about being sweaty, it's because shits come out easier when you can spread your legs wider, and pants put an artificial limit on how wide you can go. Idk wtf Enna is talking about
I kinda feel like a midpoint between the two. I'm with Mika in that I like to use my bathroom breaks as a chance to disconnect from everything going around, just chill on my phone and dissociate for a bit. However I'm also with Enna in that I tend to be conscious about shit-related weirdness because it could mean something about my health, and I have the whole "good shit bad shit" thing; a good shit feels intensely relaxing but a bad shit makes me heel like I never want to sit down ever again. My best, most relaxing bathroom breaks usually take around 10 minutes, but I cut them shorter when I'm in a rush.
@Daniel Jaramillo I'm not the only one in these comments talking about this topic; This entire video is also literally about this topic. XD Outside of this context I wouldn't talk about this but this is literally the singular place where people are apparently interested.
I mean... i wouldn't blame Enna cause i also shit like that and i also don't bring my phone cause i have no phone but sometimes i'll borrow my Mom's phone or read a book so... But srsly even if i don't shit like Enna, i ain't gonna judge her, she's just doing things she feel more comfortable with, so yeah..
I feel Enna absolutely about not taking my phone or anything else with me to the bathroom. I don't want all that poopoo peepee particles on whatever I have with me in there, you know? >.>
There's 20x times more 'poo' in the air everytime she leaves her house than being around the toilet while doing it. Does she clean her phone every time she enters a building as well then...?
"Who doesn't shat with their phone?" -Mika Most normal people Mika, most normal people. Also, few things beat the feeling of a naked poop. I'm with Enna on this one.
Ok LMAO i was honestly excited when i see the thumbnail cuz i realized someone else also took off all their clothes when pooping. And my reason is exactly like enna said, i sweat easily so i took all the clothes off and idk if I'm alone in this one but i like to wet the toilet seat so when i sit down i can slide around a bit to adjust the sitting position lol But i also relate to mika with taking so long to take a shit, mostly cuz there's 5 people in my house with only one bathroom and i automatically can't poo if I'm being interupted. So oftentimes when i just boutta shit, someone suddenly rush me and blame me for literally taking a shit and so i have to hold my bowel for a long time. I ended up having only one or two bowel movement a week. (And what I'm doing in this one is unhealthy but i often force myself to get sick so i get rly bad stomach ache and can shit a lot easily to just let it all out of my system lol man can't wait to live alone so i can fix my bowel movement)
I take all my clothes off when I shit, simply because I am paranoid that poopy matter is gonna get on them. Although I have gotten over keeping my pants attached, I still take my shirt off because I wear longer shirts.
I can't believe Enna goes to Idol meetings buck nekkid! Lol Also, I wish I had perfect shits all the time too! I still remember that day of the perfect shit. I sat down, felt my guts moving, then the waste was ejected. There was zero effort on my part & I was done in like three minutes. After using a tp, there was no residue on it!! I wiped a few more times & nothing? Alas, I have not been able to achieve that feat again.
so, as someone with a GI doctor, 5 minutes max and anything longer increases hemorrhoids becoming inflammed; so uh, mika either has or will have hemorrhoids if she keeps this up
...why wouldnt you lock the door even if its your roommate? And if its poopoo particles, wouldnt that get on your skin if thats the reason? I dont even know where to begin to understand 👀
Gotta admit, not the best clip to introduce me to Nijisanji... but I kinda lost it laughing my ass off about the topical debate that is how to take a dump.
I take them off as well, they are just in the way in my opinion, I do take my phone with me though, and let it play music on the floor Don't know what the girls are doing but the process itself normally takes like 5 minutes
Who's going to tell Enna that there's already poopoo particles on her nose and mouth? The smell you pick with your nose are those same poopoo particles in the air xD
No fucking way. I always thought I was a bit weird for shitting completely naked but now I don't feel alone anymore ☺ I swear I relate so much with Enna
TeamEnna here 😂 I couldn't focus when doing it when i have my phone with me, also it feels soo good when it just goes out immediately then wash up, than forcing it out soo hard and it would literally make u sweat soo bad and it makes me rethink that"brooo im soo freaking unhealthy"😂 but well i also sometimes take off all my clothes when doing it then take a shower afterwards
Well, I kinda get that, I've had to do the same when doing a particularily spicy shit. Like sichuan hot shit level shit. The last time I had shui zhu niu rou I got proper mid back pain as it was burning through my intestinal walls and deactivating my kidneys.
@@TruPengu to be fair.. these 2 idol debating about sht.. AND bowel movement.. AND time required to take sht.. AND what a good sht looks like.. AND best sht position.. ON FRICKING STREAM.. dont act as if his comment something extreme disturbing lol.. this clip is full of what the fk?
