The Green Clarinet - That Mitchell and Webb Look

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A sketch by Mitchell and Webb about a green clarinet that maks you tell embarrising secrets but watch out for the red tuba. That Mitchell and Webb Look coming soon to BBC 2
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@Lionkingview 3 года назад

I have a yellow acoustic guitar that makes me look like a douche when I play it at parties.

@caderidley2309 3 года назад

The colour has nothing to do with looking like a douche while playing an acoustic guitar at a party

@Itsyrm8 3 года назад

Just keep practicing and keep the faith😁

@cleanbeans4280 2 года назад

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@xXxJSCOTTxXx 2 года назад

@@cleanbeans4280 i can't see the picture can you re-upload it

@TheSchemer1 2 года назад

@@caderidley2309 he might be alluding to Simon Coopers'car

@brain_apostrophe_t 3 года назад

You know the person who invented the gun lived like this for at least a while.

@innescoull7061 3 года назад

Can you blame them hahah

@tbotalpha8133 2 года назад

"I have a grey gun, that when you point it at someone-" "What's a gun?" "-And pull the trigger, it makes them drop dead!"

@ethericboy 2 года назад

No he did"nt

@penitent2401 2 года назад

the first guns were not that great vs bows and crossbows of the time. Single shot with manual loading of powder and metal ball as a bullet, both of very low quality and imprecisely made compared to modern day, takes long time to load, wildly inaccurate. even after some decades of improvements and refinements, it needs to be fired in volleys at point blank range to have chance of hitting anything. their main advantage was the soldiers can very easily be trained to use and maintain them.

@jeanpaulsinatra 2 года назад

"I think you'll be crowning me king now" "Such impertinence. Sir William, seize him" *shoots Sir William dead, despite the latter's full plate armour, and looks pretty fucking smug until he sees every other knight drawing their swords before he can reload*

@tsarfox3462 2 года назад

The Red Tuba part almost made me shit my pants in laughter.

@Pooknottin Год назад

That's because it's not magical. It just plays the brown note.

@BenjaminGoose 9 месяцев назад

You mean the sound that makes you do a shiiiit?@@Pooknottin

@Pooknottin 9 месяцев назад

@@BenjaminGoose Yep. That's the brown note.

@hotelmario510 9 месяцев назад

It works!

@redguy7718 2 года назад

I have an avocado bathroom that enrages renovation show hosts

@hippy282 2 года назад

The Green Clarinet is obviously an artefact of Vectron from the First Age

@Kris.G 2 года назад

It's all in the ancient scrolls

@eliamor1782 2 года назад

we must get sir digby chicken caesar to retrieve it for her majesty!

@hippy282 2 года назад

@@eliamor1782 I love that sketch! They'd probably pawn it for booze money

@whatthetrend8323 2 года назад

@@Kris.G By Vectron's ant ridden shoes you're right!

@Vesnicie 2 года назад

No, it's The Magic Flute and the outfit is based on the character Papageno.

@agt155 14 лет назад

I have a purple organ, but that's another story.

@joshacollins84 3 года назад

You might wanna loosen your grip of is gone purple.

@stevenwebb3634 2 года назад

You might want to see a doctor about that

@MarthaRoseMoore415 2 года назад

NOICE!!

@HolyGhost66 2 года назад

Lolz

@nondescripthandle212 2 года назад

you've got a purple member? Like tinky winky

@JackT13 2 года назад

I don’t know what’s funnier, the green clarinet sketch or David screaming ‘ARRRGGGHHH’ at Rob’s inability to type

@thatoneguychad420 9 месяцев назад

David's screaming because we've all felt that exact same way before.

@tuckintospidey 2 месяца назад

The twist of the Red Tuba always has me crying, just the blunt statement "I have a Red Tuba that makes you shit yourself." 😂😂

@LilyGrace95 2 года назад

I love that you can hear the truth while the clarinet is played 😂

@mmckenzie9367 3 года назад

My mother in law has a tortoise shell accordion that makes peoples ears bleed.

@telectronix1368 2 года назад

Tell her not to throw it so hard.

@thomasbland5450 2 года назад

They sure get a lot of milage out of Robert shaking his head disapprovingly! Lol

@leonardobrien 3 года назад

I have a blue piano, but it's a lot harder to haul around to restaurants, etc.

@Emiliapocalypse 3 года назад

Should have got yourself a blue keytar instead 🎶

@JackDManheim 2 года назад

@@Emiliapocalypse Indeed. Everybody should have a blue keytar

@johncitizen306 8 месяцев назад

You have a cringe pfp and no balls

@MrsLevinson175 9 месяцев назад

I love when he’s shaking his head sadly in the background

@treasuremage7546 2 года назад

Yeah, well I have a mahogany accordion that makes you feel pity for my subpar accordion playing

@drpaulquiz4326 2 года назад

I have one of those, but in red.

@amazingmagmorter 11 лет назад

Quite possibly my favourite sketch of all time.

@Mr.Monta77 2 года назад

You confuse possibility with probability. Or the other way around.

@amazingmagmorter 2 года назад

@@Mr.Monta77 Twas 8 years ago

@SeppiMaulwurf 2 года назад

@@amazingmagmorter did you learn the difference in the meantime? 😂

@amazingmagmorter 2 года назад

@@SeppiMaulwurf Think my grammar back when I was 12 was fine

@rosschops9509 2 года назад

Listen to Mitchell and Webb sound cash register shop sketch!

@Snowie7826 6 месяцев назад

The only thing that can stop a bad man with a green clarinet is a good man with a red tuba

@peter_pansexual6243 3 года назад

It's the love child of the Pied Piper and the Riddler.

@Thoughtland 14 лет назад

I have a magenta ukulele that makes you walk backwards and sing Bee Gee's songs.

@liamcoghlan5408 3 года назад

That sounds great

@GrandChiefSmackaho 14 лет назад

I have a purple Harmonica that makes people dry heave uncontrollably.

@wilmer89 3 года назад

I have a golden saxophone that makes you piss yourself

@TheSmart-CasualGamer Год назад

I have a Heliotrope Harpsichord. It presumably does something, but it takes so long to explain both of those terms to people, that I've never had the chance to use it. I was given it in 2008, I feel like I'm missing out on something...

@thatoneguychad420 9 месяцев назад

If you play it right it makes women take their clothes off.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer 6 месяцев назад

If that's true then I don't want it anymore. I'll stick it on eBay.

@Badkarma333 13 лет назад

Definitely hilarious but oddly sinister.

@DJAngiePangie 15 лет назад

I have a black and silver clarinet that makes my cat run away.

@gelraldoldo5152 2 года назад

12 years, dam

@DJAngiePangie 2 года назад

@@gelraldoldo5152 This is a very strange window into my past... Why did I write this? More than that, why did 24 people like it? 😂

@themostbritishpersonalive868 11 месяцев назад

@@DJAngiePangie well presumably your cat is scared of clarinets

@NickHoad 10 лет назад

I have a turquoise french horn. It doesn't do much, but it sounds nice...

@Highstar25 14 лет назад

i have a taupe harp that makes you smell mildly of trout

@CyberBeep_kenshi 3 года назад

'Delete, delete, delete, weeeeeeeeee i gone too fast ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@colinm366 2 года назад

This is just brilliant writing. Period.

@Mandalore06 2 года назад

I would not have been beaten by the tuba. I would play my clarinet, to hell with the shit running down my legs. We would see who endured the longest.

@cosmicwire6356 2 года назад

I have a blue accordion that makes people feel like they’re being chased by something.

@burntgrahamcracker2866 2 года назад

So you’re the reason I’ve been so paranoid you bastard!

@zh84 Год назад

I love this. Also you get to see Olivia Colman before it was discovered she was a Great Actress and won an Oscar.

@thatoneguychad420 9 месяцев назад

She's in stuff older than this too! She is great.

@JehanineMelmoth 8 месяцев назад

Watch Green Wing!

@thatoneguychad420 8 месяцев назад

@@JehanineMelmoth green wing is awesome.

@zh84 8 месяцев назад

@@JehanineMelmoth I did! The first series was one of the funniest things I have ever seen on television. The second was a disappointment.

@JehanineMelmoth 8 месяцев назад

@@zh84 agreed.

@CycolacFan 8 месяцев назад

Disappointed not to see any suggestion of a pink oboe.

@ASChambers 2 года назад

Absolute classic!

@josemaria8177 3 года назад

This sketch sums up US foreign policy post WW2, being the only country with nukes, they could do anything they wanted. It is also well known that Truman's mother made his costume and that he wasn't allowed near local schools

@Ceaseless_Watcher 3 года назад

I'm not sure their racist views were harboured secretly.

@samveeproductions8762 3 года назад

Are you suggesting that the red tuba represents the Soviet Union or something?

@eliamor1782 2 года назад

i think all US presidents shouldn’t be allowed near schools

@johncitizen306 8 месяцев назад

@@eliamor1782ole sniffy Joe must be on the register surely?

@danielcollin8227 8 лет назад

I have a teal coloured sliding-whistle that makes you vomit pigeons

@Barra_ 13 лет назад

:O I want a clarinet like that, if only mine did that when I played it lol That was hilarious XD

@ryanne.5172 2 года назад

I have a golden flute that summons the bees

@atheist_addict Год назад

The Green Clarinet is Numberwang.

@Phloneme 9 лет назад

I have a cerulean harpsichord that turns tampons into sardines.

@spencerraney4979 2 года назад

If I can’t get a green clarinet that makes people tell embarrassing truths, could I at least get a turquoise oboe that makes people make awkward noises with their mouth?

@thatoneguychad420 9 месяцев назад

I've got a purple headed skin flute.

@nathanmcgill7249 9 месяцев назад

Oboes already make the oboist make awkward noises with their mouth

@Bazawaza1 9 лет назад

With Great Power comes Great Responsibility ;)

@sbraypaynt 3 года назад

*Gaunter O Dimm goes to England*

@louiseogden1296 2 года назад

Olivia Coleman is awesome.

@rustyshackelford3590 3 года назад

I have a orange triangle that makes people impersonate dead celebrities

@jakebond2294 3 года назад

This made me feel quite Christmassy.

@freekjegeen8603 2 года назад

I have a turquoise kazoo that makes people punch me in the face Pretty sure it isn’t magic though…

@EyesLikeBroccoli 10 лет назад

Their 'Rude Gandhi' comes in a close second for me.

@Elendor57 3 года назад

You're gonna go far, kid!

@EazyDuz18 3 года назад

Delete, delete, delete, weeeeeeeeee i gone too fast ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Wattywatasaurus 11 лет назад

I have a blue harmonica that makes people lose all self-restraint. I just sit on the tube and blow into it, and watch what happens.

@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 3 года назад

Some douche used that tuba on me the other night. Mind you, I had had 8 pints of Stella and a vindaloo.

@madmanarragon 3 года назад

I have to try this

@Xalgucennia 2 года назад

The green clarinet is better. You'll reveal actual information that's potentially incriminating. The red tuba you could just counter with an adult diaper.

@playerthe2nd 16 лет назад

ive got a yellow flute......doesnt do much

@TheOneTakeLiveCast 17 дней назад

The head shaking 😆

@rnw2739 6 месяцев назад

I have a puce pummice stone which, somehow has now become lodged up my Aris....

@brendanyoung282 2 года назад

So funny! And very weird! They must have been laughing their heads off writing this..

@thatonekidonaboat1269 3 года назад

Love that every one in the comments are sharing their musical instruments

@zapkvr 9 месяцев назад

I just now heard this music on the wireless and it brought me here as if by magic.

@TheThomas64fan 13 лет назад

an orange trumbone forces you to fall in love with Martha Stewart

@imaweerascal 3 года назад

Does anyone know where I can get hold on that calendar? It sounds lovely

@dractaimatsu 2 года назад

I have a pink theremin that reminds people of ghosts

@Mishima505 2 года назад

Although I wouldn’t mind if Olivia Colman really did push in front of me in a queue…

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585 10 лет назад

I have a mauve euphonium that makes cats explode.

@LordSandwichII 8 лет назад

+Throatwobbler Mangrove Is your name pronounced "Raymond Luxury Yacht?" XD

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585 8 лет назад

Lord Sandwich No, it's spelled that way. I prefer to use 'Throatwobbler Mangrove' as my RU-vid name to avoid mispronunciation.

@Wattywatasaurus 11 лет назад

Ah! That makes sense! It sounded to me like she was saying "I don't engage in strike well," and I figured that it couldn't be that, because it doesn't make any sense. So I tried harder and harder, and just couldn't hear it any differently. Now you say it, though, I can hear it perfectly!

@RDS_Armwrestling 2 года назад

I love how the tune is "I saw three ships" and this video was suggested to me at this time of year (December 2021)

@jimmyr270 14 лет назад

I have a yellow French horn which makes everyone giggle like little girls

@vikingursigurdsson 2 года назад

I have a blue bass that makes people hold their hands over their ears

@MyGreatAuntFanny 2 года назад

Very good!

@drneotech7254 2 года назад

So either that tuba makes only Mitchell shit himself or it makes everyone who can hear one of the loadest instruments shit themselves too

@BigglesGames1 15 лет назад

Lmao 4:49 Davids yell :P:P

@jxzzpng 10 лет назад

the probation officer tagged me

@cra83 3 года назад

Was the red tuba man, sitting drinking wine; mickey Flanagan?!

@TheCatBilbo 3 года назад

I have an aubergine triangle that makes your nose itchy. Beware...

@danielreed5199 2 года назад

David got his wish of sorts.... Robert Webb starred in a film called Confetti, where he and Olivia Colman played nudists. Both of them hated the film because they were misled on how much nudity would be shown.

@youtubeistrash2347 8 месяцев назад

How much was shown

@danielponder690 3 года назад

I have a red bassoon, it offers up no special powers :(

@Chibi_changa 12 лет назад

I have an orange trombone which causes extended periods of mildly inappropriate hallucinations.

@TheOneiFear 11 лет назад

Well you see, I have an orange flute that makes you allergic to oxygen!

@TryDiy Месяц назад

I have bagpipes that make me obnoxious.

@ericpraline 2 года назад

That’s hilarious

@KingOfMusic921 11 лет назад

I have a transparent mandolin that makes you turn into david mitchell

@michaelq77 11 лет назад

I've just advanced my lip reading skills.

@CartesianNullification 2 года назад

It be crap to be having a nice meal and then everyone simultaneously shits themselves 💩

@Cartoonman154 22 дня назад

mr B natural.

@jedi01sith 11 лет назад

I saw three ships (come sailing in)

@chumshot1 13 лет назад

@Thoughtland LOLZZ

@asalmog 11 лет назад

What is he saying after "I'm not allowed near local schools"?

@alisalverson7321 3 года назад

The probation service tagged me.

@strawberrypencl 3 года назад

@@alisalverson7321 They did? Oh no! What for?!

@alisalverson7321 3 года назад

@@strawberrypencl It's just what he said after "I'm not allowed near local school"

@thatonekidonaboat1269 3 года назад

@@alisalverson7321 not sure u got the joke

@gglreallysucks5512 3 года назад

Yeah yeah, Ali.... revealed too much didn’t you?!

@alexpeach7439 3 года назад

I have a white kazoo that makes your scabs turn into geese

@2tommyrad 3 года назад

Play a lil tune or use it like a truncheon. Versatile!

@gnorung7769 2 года назад

One of the earlier brown note jokes

@drewdemien481 3 года назад

I have a blue burlap sweater that makes you itch!?

@justincronkright5025 2 года назад

I have a brown harmonica, but you don't want to know why it's that colour!

@MyPhobo 2 года назад

This video quality is way too good I wish it could be blurrier and more stretched out.

@jurvajakki 2 года назад

Well this was uploaded back in 2008, gotta understand things weren't as developed back then.

@iamthestig1 11 лет назад

So would I.

@CheyMarie24 10 лет назад

I have a blue saxophone which makes you twerk xD

@MaximumPotato0102 14 лет назад

I would kill for a red tuba... lol

@AngsterGaming 10 лет назад

I have a yellow basoon... nevermind.

@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith 3 года назад

I got a trombone but only the ladies are allowed to play it.

@richardsawyer5428 2 года назад

At least it wasn't a pink oboe. I've heard that there's films about those.

@CyberBeep_kenshi 3 года назад

I have a sad trombone.wav

@mossy642 3 года назад

1:19 Oscar winning actress Olivia Coleman everyone.

@adawiba 5 месяцев назад

Ohh what song is this again

@Kalenz1234 Год назад

What's the name of the melody that they always play with the clarinet?

@zh84 Год назад

"I saw three ships come sailing in | Come sailing in, come sailing in | I saw three ships come sailing in | On Christmas day in the morning!"