The Hard Life of a Male Seahorse 

+James Perry haha

Wow I bet that was hard

lol so funny! hey what is your favorite sketch?

Oh my gosh bisque! No lie im at a restraint and that's what my bro is eating...

+James Perry I laughed so hard at the look at your face when Lobster Bisque came up!

Brooklyn Allen it turns back into a baby when it gets scared

Dang the jelly fish is immortal

dragonpup 290 that's why it's named the immortal jellyfish

So kind of like the pheonix of the animal world.

Brooklyn Allen that's right, I read about it too

Failbuoy His name is James lol x just to remind u xx

The funniest part is that James (the Lobster) also plays the Lobster Bisque Guy.

JAMES

James

xD

+Stacey H So weird. I pity male seahorses. All the teasing that must go on underwater.

This video is crazy accurate and crazy good!

+Stacey H ALL the animal facts are true, Stacey!

+Samantha Boyer This is the bet thing I've heard all day!

+Stacey H Weird 😂

tater totes!

He wants BISQUE!!!

Ella Dinkins ink

Ella Dinkins yup

I am a fish then 😂😂👍🏻

Quise.

How could you...your name! How could you forget Quiznak ;P 😂

Lol

@@hyperchickcosplay1502 oh my gosh your right!😂

Quince, Quincy, Quincey.

YukiSilverFox72 bisque

YukiSilverFox72 Why?!?

WarriorCat Gamer2018 lobster bisque!!!

YukiSilverFox72 everyone knows somehow

LOBSTER BISQUE

What I was looking for

LOBSTER BISQUE!!

You are what you eat.

O..My.....Gush.....

AND the bisque guy! HE’S A CANNIBAL AGAINST HIMSELF!!!

if you make bisque pancakes do you use bisque-quick?

+Andi Munroe I don't know....that might be some risky bisque-ness.....

+Andi Munroe gotta give me points for trying XD

+TBexter And he was dressed like a lobster

TBexter 30 points awarded! (Bonus if i get pancakes)

Hailey Beatty I'm going to bed now and I'm not working at the house tomorrow morning but I'm going home tomorrow night at the house

Humans can die of a broken heart too

Hailey Beatty,Awwwwwwww!So Beutiful!

Hailey Beatty ......that's deep

Same with ducks

Perhaps but technically it'd be the dad who turned into a girl and mated with Nemo

What the- Okay I will never see Nemo the same way again.

@@booknerd7986 should i ruin Lion King for you too?

@@zoeotaku5608 that has always been ruined for me LOL but go ahead be my guest

@@booknerd7986 u probably alrdy know this tho In lion packs there is only one male lion, and that male lion mates with all the female lionesses, so that's means Simba and Nala would've been half siblings. Scar, due to his darker mane, wouldve been more attractive to the lionesses. And when Scar took the position as the male of the pride, he would've killed all the existing cubs and the lionesses would have their synchronised heat triggered and Scar would've mated with all the females so his lion pride consists of only his offsprings ( _but he didn't so i guess that isn't his goal; but by survival of the fittest the lionesses would prObabLy wAnt to mate with him for his dominant genes that survived whatever the brother couldnt_ )

+Goldberry This is the first of a 3-part prequel to the Lobster Bisque series. Like Star Wars, it ends with the Lobster boiling in lava at the end of Episode 3: Revenge of the Bisque.

+James Perry lol

+James Perry omg I hope u are not kidding

+James Perry LOL 😂

+Goldberry LOBSTER BISQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want some? We also have TOMATO BISQUE! We have 73 types of TOMATO BISQUE!!! We also have LLLLOOOOOOBBBSSTERRRR BBBIISSQUEEEE!!!

Aren't they also called the bullet shrimp?

Dragonborn I think that's different. A bullet shrimp can yell really loud or something. I may be wrong, though. Probably am :P

ossi_ Oh no, your correct actually.

Dragonborn huh. :)

Have a good day.

DANG YOU WOMAN I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!!!!

*James pretending he can’t pick up scuba helmet thing*

*allowed

I don't even know how much that is... After goofling: who the fudge made a unit that is 28 grams?

AWESOME FACTS

A group of flamingos are called a flamboyance.

Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress. So that means that Congress is just a bumch of baboons. Pls don't get mad at me

Omg I can imagine all the owls having little glasses on so cute

A group of crows is called a murder. 😈

justcarcrazy lol

XD

Lol

justcarcrazy PUNS

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

a group of jellyfish is called a smack

a group of raven is called an unkindness

a group of caterpillars is an army

I guess you can say it’s a Risk Bisque

Sophia Langeland excuse me but if you just said that a group of ferrets is a business you just made my day

Fraydizs a bubble machine?

Stephen

+Hana And Other Strange Things YES! OMG! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!

Fraydizs Stephen was blowing them! ..... like in the flirting school thingy... forgot what the sketch is called.

flirting academy

loved it!!!! and I love you guys!

+Stacey H Odd, but hilarious 😂

Amazing! Ur awesome

It must have been hard to hold your breath that long

only studio c could think of a sketch as random, funny, and day making ad this. And pull it off perfectly omg

TWO PEOPLE BEAT ME TO IT, SON OF A!

Noicë

The portaguese man o, war is a dangerous type of jellyfish with tentacles as long as 165 feet and are all covered with tiny harpoons that are filled with enough venom to paralyse a grown man, it also looks like a harmless balloon on water but it's able to kill things twice it's size so luckily it only lives in Australia

that's wicked cool and dangerouse

I think you're confusing mantis shrimp & pistol shrimp. Mantis shrimp do indeed strike powerfully with their forelimbs, but I've only ever heard about pistol shrimp producing light. Both are awesome, though. Also, to Ernesto Jimenez III, I believe man-o-wars are actually colonies of multiple organisms functioning as one animal, technically. I don't know exactly how that works, but siphonophores are the same way.

I knew #4. I LIKE TOITLES!!

I knew the second one

Cows can moo in different accents.

+Paige Brown Tht is awesome

+Katherine Winston Cool! ...But kinda gross on the last one ;)

Where?

Sammy Jimenez you mean... Sea-section

When?

@@apersonnamedmt4424 during the outro 4:20

DjNinjaTurtle Gaming and more LOBSTER BOSQUE!!!!

DjNinjaTurtleYT me to lol

BISQUE

Noah Addeo me too

DID SOMEONE SAY LOBSTER BISQUE

Hannah Najera nice

Great, now give 1995 more! :D

Tabs #Kittylover quarry?

Qualcomm

Quohmar (Cwuh-mar)

In the stomach with the bile and digestive materials? Really? So how does that work or do they swim in the WOMB?

@@ryanhansen9779 Good attempt at trying to act smart, but bile isn't in the stomach it gets excreted to the small intestine.

And that one shark(I forgot which one) Eat their siblings while their mom is pregnant

I was waiting for the "You like to put fish sticks in your mouth? Then you're a gay fish."

Lobster BISQUE

+deadbeatloon But I don't think any fish have penises, just cloacas, so the fish wouldn't know what you're talking about. I thought birds only had cloacas, but I learned that ducks have corkscrew vaginas and corkscrew penises that tuck up inside the cloaca when not in use. There's a lot more to the story of the sexual arms race in ducks. Dragonfly sexuality is fascinating, too. I love the crazy wild variety in nature. ////Bunny kisses for all!

@@johnhouley6673 Yep! Also, what's up with your picture-icon-thing? The silhouette appears to be of Belgium or something, but the flag is for Romania or Chad. What's that about? (genuinely curious)

@@deadbeatloon363😭😭

Addison McCarthy he's a lobster because he always recommends LOBSTER BISQUE!!!!!

"the giant squid actually exists" you idiot you think its a myth? ever heard of a colossal squid?

Giant squid are a real species but they are a bit smaller than a colossal squid

Oh boy, where to start... The seadragon is closely related to the sea horse, they both belong to the same genus and are just different species. The stripes of Zebras ore NOT naked areas. Just search for Zebra fur and you'll see it. Albino Robins don't have red bellies, otherwise they won't be considered albinos. Albinism is a term to discribe individuals who, because of a mutation, don't produce melanin and thus don't have any skin/fur/eye color. There is a type of Robin which has white feathers and a red belly, but they are not albinos. There is literally a species that's called Giant Squid, so of course they exist. Tho the mythological creature that you seem to be alluding to is NOT a squid, it's an octopus (kraken). And those are usually VERY small, so the mythic creature doesn't exist regardless. Don't even know what to say about that. Yes and no. Reason for their extinction were probably diseases carried by rats and other animals who were brought in by the voyagers. Examples are pigs and apes, which destroyed their nests and ate their eggs. Saying "Dinosaurs had hollow bones" is like saying "flowers are yellow". True for some, but frankly not for all of them. The Tyrannosaurus for example indeed had hollow bones to compensate the sheer mass of its own body. The Triceratops did not. Dinosaur is a way too unspecific term to make any correct statements. The only thing all of them have in common is that they are (most likely) all extinct. Wrong, the flying squirrel is a rodent, as it's a kind of squirrel. Maybe you mean the sugar glider, a similar animal which is a kind of possum and also has the ability to glide. This animal, indeed, is a marsupial. Allways check your "cool facts" before you share them somewhere please.

@@xDarkestDemonx Modern birds are basically dinosaurs... Since most dinosaurs had feathers. There were other types of creatures that no longer exist but they are not classified as dinosaurs...

@@Ikajo Again, false. That's a pretty good example of superficial knowledge. "Most dinosaurs had feathers" is just flat out false. There were some dinosaurs that had feathers in the later eras, those were usually quite small and predatory. Some could fly, some could not. However, they are not -by any means- exemplary for dinosaurs. So it's just as false to say "birds are the descendants of dinosaurs" as it's to say that all dinosaurs had hollow bones. In the grand scheme it's simply not true or rather not completely true.

If I ever get a pet wherewolf, I'm going to name it Waldo. Wherewolf Waldo.

I can tell that you're a girl

@@galactistarstudios How? It's true, females do usually live longer then males.

Wherewolf? Therewolf!

Actually female deer live longer because it’s illegal to shoot them

Lol!

+AlwaysInTheShade Quiyan? (Kai-yan) (Or Kee- an apparently)

Yep.

Quiyanna, Quirrel, Quen, Quonson....

+Super Bucko oh come on, the second one you got from Harry Potter.

QUIRREL

Quiz, Quick, Quasimodo

Quibly

Quigon

Quake

NOOOO!!!!!!! BLOBFISH ARE MY FAVORITE FISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Duck Duck Yeah mine too aren't they adorable with their squishy face

Fun dances

Yuri Lunai Quincy

Yuri Lunai Quote Queen Quick Question Q&A Question Quarter Quest Quebec Quote Quarterback Quarterly I give up

Que

Quiora Quail Qwen Query Quintet Quintessential Quip Qazvin Qanat Qwazi I gave up...

Que Quesadilla Quackson 🙃 Quacks Quarymen I didn't know I just....did whatever....and I gave up

Thank you. I was hoping someone would say this

da man That’s what I just said to someone 😂

The reproductive strategy you are describing is called intrauterine cannibalism, which so far as I know is only practiced by the Sand Tiger Sharks (who end up with only 2 pups; one per uterus). Different species of sharks practice different reproductive strategies, from egg laying, to the eggs that hatch in the body some time prior to live birth (at least some of whom practice oophagy, where the embryonic pups are fed by the mother's unfertilized eggs), to actual placentation, with actual umbilical cords. It's pretty crazy. :-)

James should have come in like, "Oh, hey! Hi guys." Because you know thats what the bisque guy always says when he comes in.

+Amelia Martell the goldilocks one? yeah I though that was her.

What was it called?

goldilocks raw egg test

***** lol i do that all the time

I had linked the add in a couple bodies back. I freaked for a moment when I saw her. Lol

*2016

+TinyTurtles Tv 2016, may I add

I saw this comment the second it came up😆

XD

***** We knew that. Yep. For sure. XD

|-/

Ela B one species of shark can actually stop moving and still live.

Quite a number of shark species can stop moving without dying, actually. Whitetip Reef Sharks, various Nurse Sharks, etc. Check out the sharks in the Order Orectolobiformes; many of them can rest on the bottom with no trouble. :-)

Octo Dude u are probably the cleverest person I have ever heard of

Fernando Aguilera , I swear that was from David atumbroughs blue planet 2

You spelled 'there' instead of 'thier'

@@malog9645 it's their, not thier

There's no apostrophe in "babys" because it's not possessive. Also, it's "their", not "there", because "their" is possessive.

it's babies not babys

MsMaryland301 WOT?!

+Kaitlyn Glavee be weird if people could do that naturally. funny too.

And apparently in normal waters, if nemo's mom died, nemo's would turned into a female and mate with its father...

+Elias Borchert Whale den. That would be a whole new version of finding Nemo... Nemona?

+Super Bucko lol

I learned it from Film theory

they don't

@@jocelynefrancom2503 look at the video again

@@xcept1281 oh now i get it XD

times 2,000

Lol I know XD

Katherine Jones The female seahorse gets pregnant and lays her fertilised eggs in the male's pouch, so no.

Beth Greenwood I imagine the female seahorse saying: "I'm not gonna have 2000 babies kicking my stomach for ten days! I'll just pass the pain to my husband! He can handle it!"

Beth Greenwood that's not how you spell fertilized it's a Z not an S. DUH

I have no idea why bread knows more about seahorses than I do.

𓆉︎

@@zombybroz6059 Please show me how to get that emoji/emotion/whatever beauty THAT is Please, thank you :)

Women’s health advocates be like “if men want babies so badly, why don’t YOU try carrying the pregnancy to term!” Seahorses: aight.

I got it!!!!! That's clever ;)

lol 😆😋😉

😉 lol

+Mel Mikaeri yass

Retweet 1000x

That sound like a good new sketch

ew

+Stacey H Just stop clowning around ☻haha

+M Dashiell LOL! I love it!

+Stacey H Hi Stacey!! Or should I say Thorston Limbani? That sketch was awesome!

+Stacey H Lol 😂

Hey +Stacey H, what is your favorite costume you've worn for a sketch? Great job again!

Oh that’s what I do a lot

Ooooo Kewl 🐬🐬🐬🐬

They do sleep but with one eye open

+Diana Huynh Oh, didn't know that :)

My husband just learned that they sleep with one side of their brain asleep at a time and switch in the night. Because they are not reflexive breathers, so they have to stay partially awake to breathe.

true so true they rest half there brain and does takes shifts

THANK YOU SOMEONE ACTUALLY SMART

he was fat

He was fat but not really lol

He was fat

+Sophie Faizer Awww that is so amazing! Where do you live?? Thank you so much for watching!

+Studio C... I don't want to give out my personal information here but I sent you a dm on instgram.. Hope you check it out.... And I want you to know you don't just entertain people you change their life

+Studio C and congratulations on 600 thousand I was waiting for it now on to a 1 million

+Sophie Faizer Thank you so much! We love fans like you! We'll definitely check out that message! Hope you get some sleep soon! ;)

+Studio C.... Thank you but I plan to stay up till the next video comes out😉.... I don't really feel like a fan I feel as part of your team.... I hope Theodore meek is doing well... And may I add you guys are the best and I'm saying that truly and not just writing it too sound cool... I'm not sure who is writing the comments but just know I'm on this incredible journey with you guys to 1 million

Queen, Quinta

Quanna.

good job, now only 1,996 to go

Quiqui #1, Quiqui#2, Quiqui#3, Quiqui, #4, etc.

Qanniq

+Bubbly Bunny hahahaha

No pun intended!

Studio C

They are LITTERALY the best!

+Ashlynn Allen Captain litteraly walks up..... Nothing to do here this person is 100% correct XD

Wish I was a diddly darn dang horse

+Brian Keim aren't we ALLL??

+Studio C hi

+Studio C winty

I was trying go eat...

To

britt Family cartilage

britt Family wait isn't that called cartilage?

Yeah the stuff that bends in our nose isn't bone, it's cartilage. Cool fact, but you might want to learn a little more human anatomy.

Imortal? Also thats actually really cool!

Juliet Winn unless hunted

Obviously jellyfish don't have morals, they're not sentient like we are.

I heard of it. It is really cool!

@@misanthropicisolation4013 oops lol

But so funny at the same time am I right.

Correct! xD

+Grace D you haven't seen a lot on RU-vid then! Lucky you! ;)

haha i meant the weirdest studio c