The History of Wii Sports Resort Golf World Records 

@@bigannoyingbanana9194 Big if true

Sup darbian.

Don't you dare hit that evergreen

It’s the legend himself

you really can't make that shot up

Pumlz same and i dont understand how people can speedrun GOLF of all things

Pumlz I know right the worst sport in the game opinionin.

iPlxel i’m on the same thing to

N1nja Hawk That’s why they started trying to get through it as fast as possible

God, that was fantastic. Take my upvote, good sir.

apparently speed golf is a thing

I am trying to imagine a golfer swinging while still sprinting to the ball.

How about no carts allowed and you just gotta get a super fit caddy to run ahead of you with your clubs and chase your ball. Dude would get hit in the back of the head so many times.

Kevin Na did it a couple years back on the PGA tour and shot pretty good still. Finished barely under 2 hours on 18 holes

lol

Very underated comment🤣🤣🤣

@@magmatic_maniac8441 probably bcz we are at least 8 months late

@@JJSSBU Lmao true

lol

seriously...lowkey more interested in what the lowest 18-hole score is?? i wonder how low that is

has he gone sub 10 yet

@@theendofthestart8179 Nope, 10.06 still. But there's a guy right behind him who got a 10.07 less than a month ago

Still 10.06?

​@@splaty yep, still 10:06

​@@robofluff1449Anything change in the last 2 weeks?

its ya boy

that actually pretty cool.

So we’re u running it for fun before and it was just a game u liked running? Also we’re u surprised to beat ur pb then

welcome to history

BTRUEEEEEE

You actually spoiled it for me like 5 seconds before he said it lol

This part killed me :')

I don't want to ruin the 777 likes!

Too bad it’s 991 now

This joke! It's so good!!

LMAO

*snaps wii remote in half*

those are true homies

They’re his hypemen.

Yup, Funniest thing this week, I legit had to pause the video and cry

omg that setup was perfect! haha

I was going to say something closed to that.

;)

It had me rolling, had my kids rolling as well.

He's genuinely the fucking speedrunning boogeyman at this point

@@Mothbean 🗿👍

I saw the name Matt and freaked out for a moment

he doesn’t do this shit anymore

​@@earlymorninstonedpimp😢😢😮🤯🤯🤯😱😭😭

"HEY THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE" "Yooo twitch chat I just shaved 0.1 seconds off the world record, let's get some pogs in chat"

LMFAO underrated comment

Savage

Mind break

I wasn't even concentrating when he said that, and then I was like WHAT???

I laughed so hard when he said that, I didn't see it coming at all

Golden moment

Why do I hear boss music

Fr though Odyssey is unironically my favorite album of all time

Imagine

Danny's thoughts exactly. Lol

Epic

👍

@@SirTylerGolf THE LEGEND

@@SirTylerGolf 'damn right that beats Danny' absolute goat talk

Really wanted him to keep the record. Also Canadian flag.. yaay.

@@SirTylerGolf LEGEND

Oh hey! It's the legendary Todd Togers!

Nice

Gamer

I thought is impossible to

when its named spoon

He didn't even look at the map and how hard he needed to hit it. The man has Wii sports golf engrained into his muscles

@@FrightNFight Haha!

The world: *Collective Gasp* One random person: Isn't that illegal?

@@red.40 shut up

Shock nobody asked for your opinion

Update: I am speedrunning this game casually. School and other priorities take precedent, but I am on the leaderboard (and my PB is on my channel).

Good luck

Thats how i was when i started speedrunning GT Pro Series in early 2021

@@MayBeSomethingyour actually good what

Jumpscare

Time stamp? I always listen when I go to sleep so i don’t watch much. Salt is my asmr and he’s the goat at it

john basedow 29:37

john basedow or well 29:35 if you want the intro quip

Hahah I love that

Or maybe his pre capture card video quality was shit and he bought a capture card to make his video quality not shit

Cody Grannemann 👋👋

Ahmad zahrani Bigfoot dude

@Petraplexity let's be real for a moment Big foot doesn't exist so let's throw that analogy out the window

YABOY BEATS THE WORLD RECORD AGAIN!!!!! 🌎 🌎 🌎 🏆🏆🏆

i checked his twitter and guy seems a bit depressed, hope people go and show him some love

Ya boi is raid shadow legends

I grant you your 1000th like in a show of solidarity for YaBoy.

True

Hey I know you :) Looking forward to the PC player finals 4 player runs!

Yeah I forget who suggested that but they are pretty much why this happened lol

A bit ago I said "opinions on wii sports videos" and got a neutral answer

@@SirTylerGolf Well of course, who would give the main character a straight answer.

Tbh, wouldn’t mind seeing a Wii Sports stream.

Thanks man, didn't know the name of the tune. Gives me goosebumps when I hear it!

@@MrDazzlerdarren All the music is in the description, with timestamps for every video: docs.google.com/document/d/1p2qV31ZhtNuP7AAXtRjGNZr2QwMSolzuz2wX6wu5aU4/edit :)

@@MrDazzlerdarren Same

Oh shit hollow knight pfp, I recently started my file over again after not touching the game for several months, and after 30 ish hours I'm almost ready to finish it lol.

The Giorno's Theme of speedrunning

yeah, it made me pause the video because I had to laugh so hard... had me in stitches XD

frame rules are like

Bus stops are like frame rules

Bus.gif just bumbling across the fairway

Yeah I can really picture it "The wind direction and speed is defined by which framerule you finished the last hole on" (Everybody explodes)

"Imagine a bus opening a new line to a deserted part of town, and all the businesses getting an influx of new customers. That's what Darbian did for Wii Sports Resort."

Lol

Hahaha mood

Hahaha mood

Loser

​@@hellstupid8717troll?

Huh?

@@helpgirlimhavingalifecrisis a month or 2 ago, JaidenAnimations released a video about speed running Cooking Mama and it went super viral (like everything else she makes) and after that video so many people started submitting runs of cooking mama that speedrun.com crashed. The site was going under transition to new ownership at the time and the new owners (and other speedrunners) now refer to that moment as the "Jaiden Incident". Basically exactly the same thing as the video's "Darbian Effect" but this Jaiden and the site actually crashed lol. The game is still actively run today. I think its specifically cooking mama 2.

@@ryanhunter6029 oh shit, that’s actually really informative, thank you,

@@ryanhunter6029 I would love to see Salt make a video about it in the future

😂😂😂For real

Every time? This video was just uploaded, there's no 'thing' than can "get you everytime"

Gustavo Ignacio Ruiz Cárcamo I mean they can just keep replaying the clip over and over 😳

@@The_Aleph_Null He could have watched this video a dozen times already

Spoiler! Oh well, please just warn people.

@@rastas_4221 1/1 is 100%, can't argue that

Pen Pen but it means u always have a chance to beat it

@@sk8terzane818 that gave insane inspirational vibes, especially as I am watching the ending of the video with that music playing.

Someone doesn't watch to the end of the video before commenting and that someone is me. Previous comment deleted. Womp womp womp.

And that...😕...is NOT where the record stands today...😦

Only because it means the end of the video... 😭

MineXeniM has the record now with a 10:13

It helps that this is a less serious video. Salt's voice is very monotone and serious, which makes the humor work. But it does not distract people from the more intense sides of this video. Reminds me of the ninja gaiden speedrun video

Not just the humor but the feeling of failing or succeeding a world record.

You’re underrating it

+

ITS OVER 9000!!!..... sorry

Paused and immediately came to look for this comment.

You laugh at terrible jokea.

@PirateReviewer literally the internet in a nutshell

this gave me thrills

@@PirateReviewer It was less of a joke and more of a PogChamp moment. I was fucking popping off when he said that.

I mean once he did it every run, he took over the wr so it must have worked

The manip trifecta.

I mean Darbian played so it couldnt suck that bad

ZCS kind of a jerk

ZCS cool story dimiwt

He went from low-class warrior to ultra instinct in a single arc

During Tyler’s second rise to glory I thought to myself that his story is a whole ass character arc

He played far more than the others tho. Imagine it takes you 18k attemps to be set a world record, and then some dude just beats you in a month. But then he played another 2000 more times to beat it again. Tyler is hard to beat on the basis that he spends his entire life on the game, while the others don't care much.

Always makes my day.

Copy pasted comment

@@harryrobson3181 and its still a god tier comment

Amazing videos every time.

I don't really like eclipses considering you can go blind from merely glancing at them.

Oh there were many screaming fans...

@@SirTylerGolf you should probably get a mechanic to check that out

"Tyler got a capture card." can you explain this to me please?

@@byroncard oh its a joke lol, because fans (instead of people cheering) can be interpreted as fans, the mechianical device, and screaming fans means ypur fan is working way too hard and theres probably something wrong. otherwise you have a bitcoin mining virus or smthn lol

@@toadallyhuman I didn't understand anything u just said

Disinfettante that cracked me up

Lol def didn't see that coming

That made me chuckle

The shade. The absolute shade. Outstanding.

It's sad reading the comments mid video ruined the joke

There is really no other way to play. Always need to have a hype man.

Like a real golf pro, he’s got a caddie!

@@matthewkraus9346 you're a legend of the game man

@Momo Readuth Yessir

@@matthewkraus9346 u

well he does have some Punch Out records, which he's revealed discreetly at the end of a few videos

@@honkytone608 I love how the way he covers each game you would think he's an expert runner in them all. It's great content

In some of his punch out videos he mentions his own name in passing sometimes when mentioning who owns certain records. Badass.

PaddyRoon7 yeah

He's one of the greatest Punch Out players of all time to be honest, he's just uber humble

And as of 6 months ago Tyler took it back at 10:06 :O

​@@xGuardianAngelxwas this his 50,000 attempt 😂 Just joshing well done Tyler

Can you teach me how to play it’s complicated?

@@Kamehameha2000-n lol

Uploading our reality to the wii is the only reasonable slow play, Until jet packs

Starts putting into the water on hole 1

Yawn, this is the reason this category didn't get any attention

I'm using this next time I get a near-miss in disc golf!

Don't make me collect all the balls so you birds can't smash

i always see resort getting more attention and i'm just "what about the original?"

@@davidthecommenter the original is too basic no replays

@@ryanamburgy2791 i never cared about replays, i just want to get the ball in the hole and have that offscreen crowd go "ooooOOOOOYEYEAAAAAAAA"

@@davidthecommenter just like purposefully throwing the bowling ball backwards to see all the miis spin around

@@townfool4682 or throwing a bowling ball and hearing the sound of pins being knocked down in a combo

That's awesome.

I feel ya. Never cared all that much for speedrunning, but then I discovered Summoning Salt and have been much more interested in it ever since. Pretty fascinating stuff

Honestly, even just doing time trial modes in games like CTRNF and Mario Kart 8 have made me appreciate speedrunners a lot more and how difficult it can be to even get a second ahead.

To shave 33 seconds off any world record is HUGE

@@jenschneider305 is huge when the game's times are have actually been challenged a lot and such. When you shave 33 seconds of a game that came out the week before... its not the same as when you do it on a game that came out at least a couple of months ago. Not saying you shouldn't feel accomplished, but its not as impressive from a watcher's perspective

That's his roommate laughing actually

I just hit that part, and I absolutely loved it

Is the golfing community actually saying that?

Daddy's Flipside yeah, it really fucks up live tournaments

@Roger Dodger no cart really? Seems odd.

Could you imagine an actual golf speed run? A quick google says the average course is around 6,600 yards long so you’d basically be running a 5k (actually it’s almost exactly 6k) while golfing. Overall score would be some function of time and strokes. It’d be like Biathlon, but with golf! Times of well under an hour for 18 holes should be possible, and pros would probably be under half an hour. This is something I didn’t know I needed in my life

@@mrb692 gold would finally be worth watching.

Gotta listen to the beats though

wii sports resort* golf

lol

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Same bouta beat matt in 10 seconds brb

Don't tell Devon Larratt

Woohoo!

Thanks for sharing!

Matt Turk?

Except Tennis

what part is that in?

Fizzy Laser YT Animates in the first segment where he recorded darbian's first initial run

11:02

@Tommy SANDVIK u need a therapist

GOOSEBUMPS. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. ♥️

YESS

@Tommy SANDVIK really just read this comment as soon as that happened huh

immediate chills

Thank you!

We meet again

Legends

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@@SirTylerGolf Summoning Salt Presents: History of Sir_Tyler's Capture Card

**HOME music starts playing**

@@EstevianSinSucralosa That's all we come here for now anyways.

I was NOT expecting that capture card joke

Guito93 I read your comment right after he said that!

Just came to see the comments after that, hahaha. I even had to rewind since I couldn't believe it xD

Same. This is a fascinating game to hear about the running.

*Intentionally hits ball into the water multiple times*

😂

*Dorf's Golf Bible*

And keep up would you? Caddy collapse from exhaustion by hole 18.

This comment has 666 likes what the heck

That was actually his best move, if he didn't chip that in he wouldn't have got wr, driver chip was both the fastest and easiest way to chip in

Sir Tyler it definitely wasn’t the easiest way but the fastest and most Chadly

@@Jordan-mt7rq When you tell literally the best guy in the world at something that he's wrong

The Blue Wizzrobe wut

The Blue Wizzrobe oh LMAO THATS TYLER

I didn’t get it

Keanu Wong he set so many world records that people were getting tired of it

@CockYaLegS third leg gang 😳😳😳

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Impossible

There are club penguin speedruns

There are speedruns on disliking this video. Less than a minute for the first dislike ;)

Rule 34(b) of the internet: if it exists, there is a speedrun of it

Real life speedrun

Jack Blaser I was gonna make this comment

You hear a lot of runners say stuff like this "This is a garbage run" "Oh that'll cost me the WR" etc And then they'll crack the WR in that run.

6 seconds is alot

@@zimzim4750 not really in this speedrun tbh, especially back then

MKWII Luigi Circuit

6 second may as well be 6 hours in speedruns

Even then his episodes are like 30-60 minutes! He’s amazing!

you might also like internet historian and Ahoy.

@@creepkilla007 whos that?

SenyorSalty or Lemmino

EmpLemon and Fredrick Knudsen

Yes

YESYESYESYES EXACTLY

This comment again?

Its one of my favourite things about the videos

Honestly for me it’s Patricia Taxxon’s Wavetable. That means it’s time for a hype montage in which people get better and better!

Facttsss

My thoughts exactly! As usual he did not disappoint 👌

Here is a link to the speedrun!!!! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html

@@JBBrickman "XcQ" Hahaa *_N O_*

JBBrickman ooooohhhhh nice

I watch all summoning salt uploads while eating popcorn 🍿

The Morgan Freeman effect

I think it's more that anything can have a speedrun.

It matters how you say it, how much love and effort you put in, not how difficult the work is.

In the words of the great Jon Bois: "There are no dull stories. People are full of wonder. No matter how you study our history you will always, always find it."

Proof is in the pudding