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In this Cut for Time sketch a hitman (Ramy Youssef) keeps getting interrupted by the guy delivering his food (Marcello Hernández).
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@vickiminervino4646 2 месяца назад

"the tall one" 😂

@Applxy354 2 месяца назад

This is the only time he said that in his life😂

@selam1353 2 месяца назад

That’s a lms 😅

@BradleySmith-xv2ec 2 месяца назад

I can say that at 5'7" when my wife and I visit Okinawa (USMC:-)

@vickiminervino4646 Месяц назад

@@BradleySmith-xv2ec my dad was in okie too as a staff sgnt in usmc from 80-81!

@OneaeBlack Месяц назад

Too funny!!!

@susan8823 2 месяца назад

“This is where I am” and it’s just his face🤣🤣

@ernestoquintero747 2 месяца назад

Down to no kombucha and 1/2 spaghetti, target still alive.

@susanarnold4445 2 месяца назад

Did you eat my spaghetti?

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 месяца назад

@@susanarnold4445 ...no.

@logannsif 2 месяца назад

Mission failed. We'll get them next time.

@raypelling6440 2 месяца назад

Spaghetti with broken glass and kombucha. 😁

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 месяца назад

@@raypelling6440 bon apetite!

@zawraqhandari6935 2 месяца назад

"The tall one"😂😂💀💀💀💀🤣

@annaliesealston7945 2 месяца назад

The amount of frustration I felt for the hitman 😂

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 месяца назад

He's just trying to kill Donald Trump with a mistress and can't get a shot off...

@v-22 2 месяца назад

I felt it for the delivery guy who's just trying to do his job and move on to the next. The POS hitman supposedly planned the whole thing but didn't bother to go get his order. And, no, I'm not and was never a delivery person but I feel for them.

@andan04 2 месяца назад

I felt it for the call girl who has to deal with this entitled jerk just sitting there with a smug "entertain me" expression and you know he didn't pay after the "date" was disrupted by a sniper. And, no, I'm not and was never a call girl but I feel for them.

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 месяца назад

@@v-22 You seriously had a bigger problem with the fact that he made a delivery guy wait than the fact that he kills people for money? You might want to rethink your priorities...

@v-22 2 месяца назад

@@user-cn8nu6lq4w the hitman thing is fictional, the uber thing happens every day, all the time. what's wrong with you?

@TheTaurean 2 месяца назад

Marcello is funny AF. “It cold my friend” 😂

@jahinmahbub8237 2 месяца назад

I can't believe how accurately they created. The opening scene from that killer movie on netflix. Absolutely loved that movie. Michael fassbender was iconic.

@nyChannel09 2 месяца назад

Its called "The killer" and has one of the best raw and brutal hand to hand fight scenes ever. Fincher did it well. Edit: People didnt get his character I see... A little hint: He has a distorted view of himself... Now why do you think that is...

@tomascastro7586 2 месяца назад

The movie was like a long version of this skit😂 he never followed a single of his own rules and he fails at every plan he makes

@peanutbutter4435 2 месяца назад

That movie was terrible plot-wise

@jahinmahbub8237 2 месяца назад

@@peanutbutter4435 gtfoh. The movie was absolutely brilliant. And had some actually original ideas.

@roems6396 2 месяца назад

@@nyChannel09 I’m not sure why some people don’t understand that the entire point is that he never lives up to the lectures he gives the audience.

@seffishestopal5950 2 месяца назад

I just love how Marcelo keeps saying ,”Delivery downstairs!” 😂 I don’t know why I love that.

@SteveJohnson-ht6kv 2 месяца назад

Bro 😂

@REB4321 2 месяца назад

I lost it at "where are you?" "Downstairs!" 😂😂😂😂It's the way he said it! 1:47

@harderthanmydemons2927 2 месяца назад

@@REB4321that was the best one 😅

@jaredR207 2 месяца назад

Come to NYC and order food you can hear it live.

@mfanakithi2002 2 месяца назад

Coz it’s true that’s how the guys always do it 😂😂

@bubblykoi 2 месяца назад

ramy and marcello are so funny in this one, they are just perfect and two amazing stand up comedians

@mousamnandy3916 2 месяца назад

Half a speghetti no kombucha 😂😂😂😂😂 Marcello 😂😂😂😂

@hhxichikk 2 месяца назад

Literally trying to get lunch delivered in SF 😂😂😂 I'm an office manager and when we get lunch deliveries I SWEAR the phone calls go EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!!

@saturday1066 2 месяца назад

(I work from home now) WHY doesn't an UberEats guy just enter the building now? they used to, pre-2020 (when I still worked on site)

@JaguarXJ 2 месяца назад

Then you are most likely the problem. If you expect someone to come up to you in a high-rise you better have good detailed instructions on how to reach you. Otherwise, take your lazy self downstairs and get your food. Just because you work in that building every day and know it well, most delivery drivers have probably never even been there…

@v-22 2 месяца назад

That's because you're a douche who should be ready to pick up your order. These guys bust their ass swerving through traffic to get us our food, the least you can do is be ready when they arrive.

@HappyLife693 2 месяца назад

🤣Except for the hitman part. 🤣🤣

@littlefiend100 2 месяца назад

Common phrases include "I'm right here", "I'm opposite to the street"

@dennissmith7214 2 месяца назад

“Delivery”……”oh I see you”! 😳 😂😂😂👌🏽

@SpiderHacksaw 2 месяца назад

I love Marcello. Just hearing his voice is hilarious.

@drebugsita 2 месяца назад

the accidental selfie!!!

@maxwellerickson7066 2 месяца назад

This was fantastic! No idea why it wasn't in the show.

@serz1885 2 месяца назад

maybe because it was too long and not funny?

@emspacedesign 2 месяца назад

Because it’s a paid advertisement. You’ll notice they don’t actually say it was cut for time. Uber paid them to produce a video that prominently features their product, and host it on their RU-vid channel. It would cost a lot more to actually include it on the show. Most episodes now have one of these blatantly sponsored skits posted the next day. Also, it’s way too long and not that funny.

@ChanceTheGardenerrr 2 месяца назад

If you had to pick a part that was the most fantastic, what part would it be?

@a.k.3659 2 месяца назад

It's kinda racist and not funny as the old macgruber ones? 😅

@chelebel 2 месяца назад

@@ChanceTheGardenerrr Sending a pic of himself to show where he was.

@redgenerall28 2 месяца назад

Chloe looks fine though

@jamessirot854 2 месяца назад

I thought that was Sarah at first but you're right.

@user-ho1yn6ms7y 2 месяца назад

Is “tho” an acronym? Or is it short for “though?” Like the extra three letters were too many to type. 😂

@capt.peehype 2 месяца назад

@@user-ho1yn6ms7y Who the fuck are you? The grammar police?

@buckiesmalls 2 месяца назад

@@user-ho1yn6ms7yIts to make up for the wasted characters used by comments like this.

@jameslarimer9211 2 месяца назад

Nuh-doy. It's Cloe Fineman.

@Dranksinatrax 2 месяца назад

I love how it only takes the first shot the recognize “The Killer”. “Your uberees is here!

@triggerbunny 2 месяца назад

They are mocking the Michael Fassbender movie "The Killer" here.

@Magst3r1 2 месяца назад

David Fincher directed it

@aegresen 2 месяца назад

The fact that the film is already a send up of hustle culture bros, is just so good

@triggerbunny 2 месяца назад

@@aegresen They did such a good job recreating the scene and elevating it to hilarity.

@profmerlinpants 2 месяца назад

That movie is fine but I really wanted him to do more jobs. I actually wanted to see a successful job.

@tarlobond 2 месяца назад

I couldn't remember the name of the movie but I knew I recognized it😂😂

@ScratPlays 2 месяца назад

They did it, they’ve finally cast 007!

@disastermaster1413 2 месяца назад

007? Lol you wish

@squibbelsmcjohnson 2 месяца назад

004

@joerogers1492 2 месяца назад

“The tall one” omfg

@AmandaRestivo 2 месяца назад

This is legitimately frustrating to watch. Perfectly executed!

@jg5875 2 месяца назад

That delivery guy is spot on. I live in an apartment complex and it’s always a nightmare finding them.

@Kwijiboz 2 месяца назад

I feel bad for you man, I totally get that it´s a nightmare trying to find a poorly paid inmigrant that just delivered you food

@Pantsinabucket 2 месяца назад

@@Kwijibozpoorly paid college student doing doordash. Guess what, it isn’t that hard to learn how to read a fucking address, yet multiple times I’ve dealt with delivery drivers sneaking into a gated apartment complex across the street and leaving my food in there instead of dropping it off in the lobby of my building which has the address right above the door in huge numbers.

@samnelson7428 2 месяца назад

@@Kwijiboz oh fuck off with your "there are kids starving in africa" - mom bullshit, people can complain about shit. Some uber eats drivers are just spoiled kids who pretend to deliver or eat people's shit, and some are single dad's with two jobs, people can complain about shit

@sisi2474 2 месяца назад

Why the hell was this cut from the show??? It was so good! Freaking Marcello man he is such a gem! Ugh love that dude 😂 him shouting delivery was just way too funny! And that smile/smirk after he said “the tall one” was too good! It’s like a call back to his short king bit from the weekend update 😂

@hristohristov2258 2 месяца назад

Haha, Marcello acting is precious! 😅

@LoveFactorySweatShop 2 месяца назад

Chloe is Fine, man!

@jhen8900 2 месяца назад

I see what you did there 😂🤌🏾💯

@lealmelisa 2 месяца назад

🔥🔥🔥

@sixtieskid062 2 месяца назад

Yes she is. 😍😍

@Andrew-dd3yt 2 месяца назад

Very

@sabrinalastname9719 2 месяца назад

Marcello is just funny no matter what he does.

@satyasyasatyasya5746 2 месяца назад

Marcello Hernández can deliver anything he wants to me any time, any day, any night

@enigma13ff 2 месяца назад

"Barely Legal Latino" 😂

@KamalikaMukherjee81 Месяц назад

This is a pretty accurate description of most of my Swiggy/Zomato deliveries (minus the sniper rifle, though)! 😅

@aazaasaa 2 месяца назад

I was waiting for the killer parody for so long😂

@carrisagrace1 2 месяца назад

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

@codyhiginbotham6616 2 месяца назад

It’s good to know other people know about the Michael Fassbender movie The Killer

@pokaluz38 2 месяца назад

The Spanish accent was had me cracking up like crazy 😂😂😂

@nicholasgarrick8855 2 месяца назад

Marcello has had an amazing season he is hilarious 😂.

@memph1ston 2 месяца назад

I love how they got a real-looking rifle and a better fake reticle than I've seen in some "serious" war movies... in a cut for time humor sketch.

@chiefnarx 2 месяца назад

"You calling me?" 😂😂

@magamkaralov 2 месяца назад

Normally I don’t watch SNL anymore But this was even better than the movie itself

@lealmelisa 2 месяца назад

You are missing out!!

@beplanking 2 месяца назад

@@lealmelisaLol not usually. I do watch it every week and sometimes they hit, sometimes even a few in one week, but other times you'll go 2 or 3 shows of straight tough watches

@sarysa 2 месяца назад

When he got a call, I was expecting it to be a spam call. Somehow that has gotten so out of control over the last few months that I've needed to be in constant do not disturb mode while maintaining a whitelist.

@theogagiu4232 2 месяца назад

The amazing portray of the main theme and sequence from the killer movie is so underrated 🔥

@nicholasgarrick8855 2 месяца назад

Im surprised ramy didnt pop the delivery guy after all this!😂

@seamuspikey 2 месяца назад

For a second I forgot what I was watching and now I'm kinda sad it wasn't a trailer. I'd watch this.

@vcarter0723 2 месяца назад

This was sooooo funny, holy. Marcello is hilarious!!! Kicking the bottle to the side, the 3 other delivery drivers with the same phone positions, and the smile/wave at 3:40. Comedy gold. 😂

@vcarter0723 2 месяца назад

For sure a top 10 for me 👏

@EchoesDistant 2 месяца назад

A professional hitman would know to set their phone on Do Not Disturb, first. Pfft. Rookies.

@bilaljahi5364 2 месяца назад

This actually had me crying laughing 😂😂😂

@13020710 2 месяца назад

I Just love marcello on everything sketch

@BizzeeB 2 месяца назад

This was the best sketch from this show.

@clumsypotatoe388 2 месяца назад

Where’s the tip money, he needs the dinero for the delivery guy

@user-cn8nu6lq4w 2 месяца назад

You tip in the app....

@Ceris25 2 месяца назад

Parody of Michael Fassbender😂😂

@r3d5ive87 2 месяца назад

I love how everyone thinks this sketch is about Uber eats. It all about how to be a hit man, man.

@phoenixyfriend 2 месяца назад

Why was THIS one cut for time? ...imo much better than Murder Detective

@randomspirit 2 месяца назад

Brilliant. One of the better skits you guys have done lately!

@toneriggz 2 месяца назад

Only thing missing is The Smiths score.

@ginaramirez2313 2 месяца назад

That was hilarious! No Kambucha 1/2 spaghetti! Lol

@vanillaplanifoliae 2 месяца назад

i usually enjoy cut for time sketches the most, this was great!

@BeagleFeatures 2 месяца назад

This should’ve been the final sketch instead of that terrible tiny desk sketch

@ramirezproductions0826 2 месяца назад

I agree. That was kind of a misfire in a otherwise great show.

@Catl0v3r23 2 месяца назад

Whaaaat I loved the tiny desk sketch haha but this one is really good too

@solarplexus7 2 месяца назад

And trade Bowen's only appearance for a second "Marcello plays an immigrant" one?

@BeagleFeatures 2 месяца назад

@@solarplexus7 to be fair, Bowen gets the most screen time have any cast member usually. It’s only fair to give the others a chance. And this was the only sketch that had Chloe Troast and Michael Longfellow in it, and they were barely used.

@iamskippy 2 месяца назад

*That should have been the second or third segment of the show* ❗️ *_I’m going to bookmark this video and watch it again MANY more times❣️_*

@syedmoinuddin7323 2 месяца назад

This was The Killer skit 😂

@ramirezproductions0826 2 месяца назад

I don’t know why they cut this sketch out of the show, because this is funny as heck! 😂

@Kobalta 2 месяца назад

Maybe the live parts were longer than expected

@EerieV23 2 месяца назад

Such a great parody of Michael Fassbender in "The Killer."

@MrAstonmartin996 2 месяца назад

Nah that delivery guy is getting it fr! 😂😂😂

@Santos043 2 месяца назад

The Killer 😂

@bobbarker5803 2 месяца назад

This was better than every sketch that made it on air.

@nunyabizness214. 2 месяца назад

I loved the Killer movie and I love Ramy Youssef. Did not know I needed this crossover 😂❤

@lanternlisa 2 месяца назад

Idk if John Oliver doing a segment on delivery apps is a coincidence, but I highly recommend it. He covers the risks that come with delivery jobs, and this skit is a lot closer to reality than I'd like it to

@literallysatan4598 2 месяца назад

The production design is on point! A few months too late with the release of David Finch's The Killer, but still good.

@HarryPujols 2 месяца назад

That Dominican accent got me in stictches.

@Alyssa-rose1 2 месяца назад

By far the best skit of the year

@Alyssa-rose1 2 месяца назад

The other skits were amazing too tho

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 2 месяца назад

It's only March...

@Alyssa-rose1 2 месяца назад

@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ik

@Alyssa-rose1 2 месяца назад

@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub the year so far

@missonigiri197 2 месяца назад

This was so good!

@JasonRostro 2 месяца назад

Delivery of half spaghetti no kombucha 😅😂🤣

@MrManicola 2 месяца назад

they cut the best one LOL!!

@shc3754 2 месяца назад

Oh man the potential of this, bricked it snl

@noosiemasiema 2 месяца назад

You guys clearly NEED Ramy in the cast, this is the first episode in months that is actually funny and really good

@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 месяца назад

i know it's subjective, but this episode was a solid enh.

@harderthanmydemons2927 2 месяца назад

I love Marcello 😊

@Pouncer_Fox 2 месяца назад

"Have to get out of town before the police find the dead delivery guy with half an order of spaghetti and no kombucha."

@CameronKinsey 2 месяца назад

Being from Dayton, OH, I had to a double take when I saw the caller ID 😂

@zizinnnn 2 месяца назад

had such high hopes for the movie, boy did my bubble burt so fast😂

@TheMacqo 2 месяца назад

That was more entertaining than the whole of the hitman movie

@papaberger64 2 месяца назад

This could have all been avoided if he just muted the phone but it’s never that simple when you’re lost in thought. Plus I like how he couldn’t find the correct building but sure as shoot can spot a sniper from across the way instantly 😅

@helenacampos1345 2 месяца назад

Marcelo is awesome

@troysmith4632 2 месяца назад

I was waiting to laugh and then the video cut off

@NB-gu9rs 2 месяца назад

They cut this?!

@madisynissaquah243 2 месяца назад

i use AIRPLANE mode for such missions

@mireyaluna9350 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂 no kombucha!

@kkp4297 2 месяца назад

chloe looks good as a dominatrix

@lealmelisa 2 месяца назад

🔥🔥🔥

@shadowfilm7980 2 месяца назад

I’ve seen the David Fincher movie “The Killer” three times. So I know this very well. Funny. They duplicated the surroundings pretty well. This could happen to a contract killer. His wife suddenly calling him asking for him to buy milk before he returns. 😂

@beplanking 2 месяца назад

Lol I saw the beginning so I recognized this parody. Was the original supposed to be a comedy of some kind or was it just really bad?